Urban Meyer or bust

[JesusSweatDuck 18047]

I ate a McRib and now I have the shits.  Looks like @Newy25 is rubbing off on me.  I hope it was worth it.  #teamnightshift

[TotallyLegit 3090]

4 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

I'm worried a shift change will jinx all this BDE momentum. Can we get the Surly New Delhi day crew in here?

I can't do New Delhi, but I can get you a whole bunch of Bangaloreans at bottom dollar.

[GRHorn 105]

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

Uh oh, Derpy flew too close to the sun. Now he has to be killed. We're getting close, boys!

Y’all need to relax. He just needs to see if Derpy can access the Megabus manifests and confirm if Jeff Traylor was brought in this morning. 

Edited December 9, 2020 by GRHorn

[ousux 5635]

I’m with [mention=2289]ChiTownDoc[/mention] on this. It still wouldn’t surprise me to see Urban in burnt orange at some point in the next few weeks. I would absolutely rather beat a strong UT than have you continue to wander the desert. The rivalry deserves that. Bring Urban in and let’s get back to the proper levels of hate in this rivalry. 

Easy for you to say that now that there's about 0.01% chance Urbs comes to Texas.

[utee94 16069]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

6 hours ago, lonestarsooner said:

I’m with [mention=2289]ChiTownDoc[/mention] on this. It still wouldn’t surprise me to see Urban in burnt orange at some point in the next few weeks. I would absolutely rather beat a strong UT than have you continue to wander the desert. The rivalry deserves that. Bring Urban in and let’s get back to the proper levels of hate in this rivalry. 

Easy for you to say that now that there's about 0.01% chance Urbs comes to Texas.

Son, you appear to be on the wrong thread.  This is the Urban Meyer or Bust BDE only thread.

The Throw in The Towel Like a Lameass Puss thread, is over there -------------------->

 

[Born Burnt 6234]

7 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I can't do New Delhi, but I can get you a whole bunch of Bangaloreans at bottom dollar.

[RGBIII 23009]

 

night crew checking in

[runthebone 8322]

7 minutes ago, ousux said:

6 hours ago, lonestarsooner said:

I’m with [mention=2289]ChiTownDoc[/mention] on this. It still wouldn’t surprise me to see Urban in burnt orange at some point in the next few weeks. I would absolutely rather beat a strong UT than have you continue to wander the desert. The rivalry deserves that. Bring Urban in and let’s get back to the proper levels of hate in this rivalry. 

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Easy for you to say that now that there's about 0.01% chance Urbs comes to Texas.

So you're saying there's a chance.

[Pablo 500]

Lets get this thing back on track

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2961]

Night shift gang rise up

[TexArcher 38816]

12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I ate a McRib and now I have the shits.  Looks like @Newy25 is rubbing off on me.  I hope it was worth it.  #teamnightshift

#teamnightshit

[JesusSweatDuck 18047]

1 minute ago, Pablo said:

Lets get this thing back on track

[pops 7121]

Night shift checking in. The sun sets early this time of year. LFG. 

[Texas Wahoo 3627]

Oops. 

[irishtexan 11692]

How’s the wishcasting going, fellas?

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[FloridaHorn 4864]

No McRib, but I did venture by a Taco Bell for 2 Toasted Cheddar Chalupas today....they were outstanding.

[FloridaHorn 4864]

Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Herman’s back in the game, guess he and CDC were able to hammer out the details on his new extension.

[SubliminalHorn 6995]

3 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

God damnit

[ztejas 44114]

26 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

I'm worried a shift change will jinx all this BDE momentum. Can we get the Surly New Delhi day crew in here?

Hello sir welcome to SurlyHorns.com - the internet's leading scat porn website - may I please confirm the address for the account you are calling about today sir?

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

1 hour ago, Hurtlocker said:

This is where I call bullshit...

Yep. No way he of all people broke the story 12 hours before IT. 

[MoJames 8258]

3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

How’s the wishcasting going, fellas?

[MoJames 8258]

Based on the latest tweet by Hailey Bieber, she will not be on Good Morning America tomorrow AM. Wonder if her jet got redirected to Columbus.

Here is a gif to help

[alphahorn 1637]

31 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

night crew checking in

present

[Junior Bonner 6542]

38 minutes ago, ousux said:

Easy for you to say that now that there's about 0.01% chance Urbs comes to Texas.

[JFKFC 4968]

[Horn80 6313]

27 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Herman’s back in the game, guess he and CDC were able to hammer out the details on his new extension.

Hope you have a close encounter with an angry skunk.

[Hurtlocker 2219]

10 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Checks out

[Underdog 29105]

39 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Lets get this thing back on track

McRib pics? 

[closetohumping 17784]

Night shift off to a shit start

[UncleBuck 6455]

More like the Night “Shit.” Get it together, fuckers.

[ousux 5635]

In the CDC thread it seems the turtle has been extended..

Nothing to see here, move along. *commits Sepukku*

[BrazilHorn 6794]

If you are trying to replace Kate with Hailey Baldwin's scraggly ass we will never attract a coach like Urban.

[JesusSweatDuck 18047]

7 minutes ago, ousux said:

In the CDC thread it seems the turtle has been extended..

Nothing to see here, move along. *commits Sepukku*

Wait, what

[UncleBuck 6455]

Wait, what

Nothing. At all.

[Topper13 3583]

9 minutes ago, ousux said:

In the CDC thread it seems the turtle has been extended..

Nothing to see here, move along. *commits Sepukku*

[StassneyHorn 6755]

Kate has been running around with 20 year old Gen Z pussies that Harry Styles think are too twinkish. It hurts to do, but she should be let go and still have some kind of  positive memories.

[Pablo 500]

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

McRib pics? 

None for me thanks, I"m already fat enough having never ate one in my life

[Atticus 4176]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

When you’re agent knows your the best option and the only option, you reject the first and second offer. I’ve never been any of those things, but I post it with confidence.

I feel like your trolling here.

[JesusSweatDuck 18047]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7PjT5rgFZ3

Edited December 10, 2020 by JesusSweatDuck
Typo

[MoJames 8258]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7PjT5rgFZ3

Some asshole from Lubbock is doing her hair.

[BrazilHorn 6794]

10 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Kate has been running around with 20 year old Gen Z pussies that Harry Styles think are too twinkish. It hurts to do, but she should be let go and still have some kind of  positive memories.

I am ok going for an upgrade or throwing some options out there but Hailey Baldwin? She is married to a Gen Z pussy

[CfRhTxStBobcats 604]

11 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

Ceedy seems seedy.

[alphahorn 1637]

Well, Ceedy will be proven to be correct, how he got there who knows.  But I believe he'll be on the right side of history

[Nicole44 22206]

So does this mean the "Night Shift" has to watch Rewind with Herman? NOOOOOOOO

[TexasGolf 5387]

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Well, Ceedy will be proven to be correct, how he got there who knows.  But I believe he'll be on the right side of history

[OU Sucks 9325]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I ate a McRib and now I have the shits.  Looks like @Newy25 is rubbing off on me.  I hope it was worth it.  #teamnightshift

I had a McRib yesterday and did not have the shits.  However:

1) It was $5 after tax, which is criminal for something that was like three quarters of the size I remember it being.
2) The sauce had barely any BBQ taste or sweetness to me, countering reviews I've read, which said it was too sweet. This makes me think I have a loss of taste, and therefore has teh covids.

[JesusSweatDuck 18047]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So does this mean the "Night Shift" has to watch Rewind with Herman? NOOOOOOOO

Fuck that shit, unless he starts to cry. Then I might watch

[JesusSweatDuck 18047]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

I had a McRib yesterday and did not have the shits.  However:

1) It was $5 after tax, which is criminal for something that was like three quarters of the size I remember it being.
2) The sauce had barely any BBQ taste or sweetness to me, countering reviews I've read, which said it was too sweet. This makes me think I have a loss of taste, and therefore has teh covids.

Fucking covid even ruining McRibs. When will this torture end?

[ztejas 44114]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

I had a McRib yesterday and did not have the shits.  However:

1) It was $5 after tax, which is criminal for something that was like three quarters of the size I remember it being.
2) The sauce had barely any BBQ taste or sweetness to me, countering reviews I've read, which said it was too sweet. This makes me think I have a loss of taste, and therefore has teh covids.

Excuse me sir - if you're going to disparage the McRib you are welcome to do so in the broader coaching search thread. Thanks.