Urban Meyer or bust

[bigcigar 1164]

Just now, Caddox said:

I had a thought today. Who stands to profit from all this? Where do you end up if you follow the money?
Who makes the McRib?

Who is the largest toilet paper manufacturer in the world?

Who makes the live feed software that would be used to watch someone fist themselves?

You answers those questions, and the dots start to connect. 
 

 

@immamachas some splainin to do

[Caddox 952]

I had a thought today. Who stands to profit from all this? Where do you end up if you follow the money?
Who makes the McRib?

Who is the largest toilet paper manufacturer in the world?

Who makes the live feed software that would be used to watch someone fist themselves?

You answers those questions, and the dots start to connect. 
 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 minute ago, Caddox said:

I had a thought today. Who stands to profit from all this? Where do you end up if you follow the money?
Who makes the McRib?

Who is the largest toilet paper manufacturer in the world?

Who makes the live feed software that would be used to watch someone fist themselves?

You answers those questions, and the dots start to connect. 
 

 

[MoJames 8244]

13 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I am ok going for an upgrade or throwing some options out there but Hailey Baldwin? She is married to a Gen Z pussy

We ok going international. I haven't been watching E! news so I'm not sure who this one is dating.

[DFW Horn 6123]

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

Herman’s back in the game, guess he and CDC were able to hammer out the details on his new extension.

This comment makes me miniscule, flaccid, and lethargic

[Born Burnt 6177]

3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I haven't been watching E! news so I'm not sure who this one is dating.

Someone on Surly, naturally.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

11 minutes ago, MoJames said:

We ok going international. I haven't been watching E! news so I'm not sure who this one is dating.

Wow, just wow

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Someone on Surly, naturally.

Can we make her the coach?

[Junior Bonner 6242]

20 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Well, Ceedy will be proven to be correct, how he got there who knows.  But I believe he'll be on the right side of history

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

We ok going international. I haven't been watching E! news so I'm not sure who this one is dating.

Her, I mean.

[RGBIII 22838]

23 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Well, Ceedy will be proven to be correct, how he got there who knows.  But I believe he'll be on the right side of history

[pops 6980]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

So you're saying you've met Justin Bieber and/or know him personally?

That's very interesting. 

I actually met Justin and his wife this summer. He was dressed like a douche but came off as quite pleasant. But so did his super pastor that was fucking everything that moved so I'm not the best judge of character. 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

6 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Her, I mean.

Turned us down. Looks like we're gonna extend Kendra Scott 

[The Dog 44019]

So does this mean the "Night Shift" has to watch Rewind with Herman? NOOOOOOOO

Not it

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

Maybe we can use some of this shit to help with getting CUM or just get better.  Sling around a little good and bad.

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[TexasRenegade 2435]

24 minutes ago, MoJames said:

We ok going international. I haven't been watching E! news so I'm not sure who this one is dating.

 

[alphahorn 1637]

24 minutes ago, MoJames said:

We ok going international. I haven't been watching E! news so I'm not sure who this one is dating.

If only we could find a coach this perfect

[hookem48 4687]

I always thought the only reason he go back into coaching was because Ohio State was the perfect storm and he wouldn't take the Texas job, now I think he will. I don't know why, I have no sources, but he's going to take this job.

[atomheartbevo 89628]

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

Herman’s back in the game, guess he and CDC were able to hammer out the details on his new extension.

[pops 6980]

5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

If only we could find a coach this perfect

Say it again! 

[atomheartbevo 89628]

9 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Turned us down. Looks like we're gonna extend Kendra Scott 

If she can make a shit-ton of money, given what she's selling, we should be able to rake in the recruiting classes.

[pops 6980]

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I always thought the only reason he go back into coaching was because Ohio State was the perfect storm and he wouldn't take the Texas job, now I think he will. I don't know why, I have no sources, but he's going to take this job.

This is the night shift mojo we need. 

Klatt was on the ticket and of course corby and Bob said what a shit show. Klatt said wtf are you talking about?   You take a shot at the triumvirate because you can and if he says no then at least you took your shot.

He also said he thinks there is a 99% chance herman is back next year because no one else is worth the 25M buyout. So basically he said there is a chance with urban and its fucking happening!

[stork642 4498]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Guys. Fellas. Gentle-men. I was merely reaching out derpy for some advice on the best kind of large private jet to charter for a long weekend trip with my wife traversing the midwest, parts of Colorado and greater Los Angeles. You're reading way too much into me asking for someone to check their PMs.

[Nicole44 22057]

2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

exactly. CTJ started his post almost "respectfully." 

"Guys. Fellas. Gentle-men" I will let it slide, that I wasn't addressed. But I digress.

CTJ fondly thinks of surly as entertainment and us as hillbillies, gamblers, degenerates and assholes (and something else) because CTJ referred to us as such last week. Given the almost nice way we were addressed in the post you were reacting to, CTJ is totally fibbing.

Game On! Urban is happening! Ha!

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Guys. Fellas. Gentle-men. I was merely reaching out derpy for some advice on the best kind of large private jet to charter for a long weekend trip with my wife traversing the midwest, parts of Colorado and greater Los Angeles. You're reading way too much into me asking for someone to check their PMs.

[TexasEx 1667]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

exactly. CTJ started his post almost "respectfully." 

"Guys. Fellas. Gentle-men" I will let it slide, that I wasn't addressed. But I digress.

CTJ fondly thinks of surly as entertainment and us as hillbillies, gamblers, degenerates and assholes (and something else) because CTJ referred to us as such last week. Given the almost nice way we were addressed in the post you were reacting to, CTJ is totally fibbing.

Game On! Urban is happening! Ha!

His message was a code. An easter egg he left for the night crew to crack. Chop Chop. Get to it all!

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

 

CTJ fondly thinks of surly as entertainment and us as hillbillies, gamblers, degenerates and assholes (and something else) 

To be fair, CTJ is all of those things too

[89Horn 1514]

2 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Night shift gang rise up

 

[Junior Bonner 6242]

14 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I always thought the only reason he go back into coaching was because Ohio State was the perfect storm and he wouldn't take the Texas job, now I think he will. I don't know why, I have no sources, but he's going to take this job.

[GRHorn 105]

43 minutes ago, MoJames said:

We ok going international. I haven't been watching E! news so I'm not sure who this one is dating.

Man, she looks like she deserves 5 solid minutes of standard missionary sex. If that's something she'd be interested in before I fall asleep tonight at about 10pm, she knows where to find me. 

[Burt Macklin 19020]

Just now, GRHorn said:

Man, she looks like she deserves 5 solid minutes of standard missionary sex. If that's something she'd be interested in before I fall asleep tonight at about 10pm, she knows where to find me. 

Where’s she gonna get the other 4 minutes and 30 seconds from? 

[StassneyHorn 6573]

1 hour ago, Atticus said:

I feel like your trolling here.

It’s all autocorrect

[Laxtonto 12078]

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

His message was a code. An easter egg he left for the night crew to crack. Chop Chop. Get to it all!

 

 

[GRHorn 105]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Where’s she gonna get the other 4 minutes and 30 seconds from? 

That time is allotted for the twitching and moaning and catching my breath.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

10 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

His message was a code. An easter egg he left for the night crew to crack. Chop Chop. Get to it all!

 

[D_Goose 489]

 

[Gatorubet 30185]

We ok going international. I haven't been watching E! news so I'm not sure who this one is dating.

Non-symmetrical ab bumps. Would not bang.

[troph 24781]

checking in, looks like we have more positive energy for this than we've had in a long while.  feels like saturday watching the Fox pre-game.  whoooo! did you see Urban, he looked at the camera and i could tell he said "hook em" under his breath.  he's a done deal.  what gives?  and I refuse to go back more than one page.  i was all in before, now I'm just non-chalant.  you know, big dick energy and all. so do tell, am I fishing next fall or am I celebrating UM on his way to his fourth natty?

[GRHorn 105]

2 minutes ago, troph said:

checking in, looks like we have more positive energy for this than we've had in a long while.  feels like saturday watching the Fox pre-game.  whoooo! did you see Urban, he looked at the camera and i could tell he said "hook em" under his breath.  he's a done deal.  what gives?  and I refuse to go back more than one page.  i was all in before, now I'm just non-chalant.  you know, big dick energy and all. so do tell, am I fishing next fall or am I celebrating UM on his way to his fourth natty?

I'm putting it at a 20% chance of happening. I'll keep you updated as my forecast changes.

[Pescado_Rojo 19413]

2 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Herman’s back in the game, guess he and CDC were able to hammer out the details on his new extension.

This post gave me low T

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

checking in, looks like we have more positive energy for this than we've had in a long while.  feels like saturday watching the Fox pre-game.  whoooo! did you see Urban, he looked at the camera and i could tell he said "hook em" under his breath.  he's a done deal.  what gives?  and I refuse to go back more than one page.  i was all in before, now I'm just non-chalant.  you know, big dick energy and all. so do tell, am I fishing next fall or am I celebrating UM on his way to his fourth natty?

[senorfussybutt 32]

2 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Oops. 

Oops indeed.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[Wishbone 4759]

5 minutes ago, troph said:

checking in, looks like we have more positive energy for this than we've had in a long while.  feels like saturday watching the Fox pre-game.  whoooo! did you see Urban, he looked at the camera and i could tell he said "hook em" under his breath.  he's a done deal.  what gives?  and I refuse to go back more than one page.  i was all in before, now I'm just non-chalant.  you know, big dick energy and all. so do tell, am I fishing next fall or am I celebrating UM on his way to his fourth natty?

Frowned upon in these here parts.

[Majorcholas 508]

It’s so much more fun to have hope.

[troph 24781]

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Frowned upon in these here parts.

I know you bitches frown on that, who cares, BDE, yeah baby fuck that shit. say what you wanna say and get what you wanna get and I get some and then some. don't care, UM to texas or an extra 4 hours to fuck like a rockstar every saturday if he doesn't come. if he don't come, I will.  win win baby, win win. just win.

Edited December 10, 2020 by troph

[xfltalk 16]

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA698/history/20201210/1730Z/KOSU/KDZB

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA577/history/20201210/1730Z/KOSU/KDZB

 

Heads up two flights from Columbus to horseshoe bay at 12:30 tmrw

[Sleep off ugly 279]

I’ve been following this ridiculous thread for days. Fuck it. Team night crew. I think Thujone may be correct. Something is stirring.

anyway here’s some tits-

[troph 24781]

jesus, not falling for that one again.

[DFW Horn 6123]

33 minutes ago, pops said:

This is the night shift mojo we need. 

Klatt was on the ticket and of course corby and Bob said what a shit show. Klatt said wtf are you talking about?   You take a shot at the triumvirate because you can and if he says no then at least you took your shot.

He also said he thinks there is a 99% chance herman is back next year because no one else is worth the 25M buyout. So basically he said there is a chance with urban and its fucking happening!

But, Corby is an 0u dick-riding little cocksucker