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27 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

As much as I like flight records, can we circle back on this Helga chick again?  I'm not sure its been properly vetted.

spacer.pngModel of the Week - Helga Lovekaty - Lifestyle For Men Magazine - Men's  Magazine For iPad & iPhone.spacer.png

That is all.

Big feet. Would not bang. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just to be clear, night crew, day crew, I don’t sleep much. I dig the night crew though. Urban Meyer til I die either way. I have decided I can’t continue to consider alternatives. 

Yes, yes... and how do your “friends” feel?

Posted
7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just to be clear, night crew, day crew, I don’t sleep much. I dig the night crew though. Urban Meyer til I die either way. I have decided I can’t continue to consider alternatives. 

it's the only sane alternative

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1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Help me interpret this.  Everyone seems to think this is good.  What is she saying ummm, no to?

The prior tweet was Fake Urban (basically an Urban Meyer parody account by a tOSU fan) talking about one of the rooms in their house looking like a hotel room. Shelley here is basically denying that this room is in their house.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Octavian said:

The prior tweet was Fake Urban (basically an Urban Meyer parody account by a tOSU fan) talking about one of the rooms in their house looking like a hotel room. Shelley here is basically denying that this room is in their house.

Thanks.  You beat me to it but I figured it out when I actually opened the tweet.

Posted
1 minute ago, pops said:

Apparently Shelly the spinner is into innout. This shit is over,  folks. Lock. It. Up. 

 

 

Oh Shelley you little minx...wait till your try Whataburger. Contract would be signed tomorrow if she had a #2 with bacon and jalapeños 

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Apparently Shelly the spinner is into innout. This shit is over,  folks. Lock. It. Up. 
 
 
Perfect opportunity for one of you to tell her about whataburger.
Posted
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Oh Shelley you little minx...wait till your try Whataburger. Contract would be signed tomorrow if she had a #2 with bacon and jalapeños 

That's the point. Lure her in with innout.... set the hook with whataburger

Posted
Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

Am I reading this right that Shell is going to be getting on a plane? Maybe tomorrow? To HSB?

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works

Posted
7 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Help me interpret this.  Everyone seems to think this is good.  What is she saying ummm, no to?

No to a silly conspiracy theory question about coach/Texas - involving a soundstage at the residence. 

Posted (edited)

If we can't get Urban, we should offer Shelley Meyer $1 million a year.  Use the $4 million savings to hire the best coordinators in the country.  We'd get better and her pressers would be amazing.

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Posted
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Also, I wouldn't feed In-N-Out burgers to my dog.

Fries suck, but a double double with grilled onions, mustard fried patties and chilis on the bottom doesn't suck. It's no whataburger but I wouldn't feed it to my dog either because I would be eating it. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, pops said:

Fries suck, but a double double with grilled onions, mustard fried patties and chilis on the bottom doesn't suck. It's no whataburger but I wouldn't feed it to my dog either because I would be eating it. 

Innout has chiles?

Posted
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Innout has chiles?

Cascabella peppers. They will chop them up and throw them on your burger or give you a little baggie with a couple whole ones in them. 

Posted
11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If we can't get Urban, we should offer Shelley Meyer $1 million a year.  Use the $4 million savings to hire the best coordinators in the country.  We'd get better and her pressers would be amazing.

But does she bake cookies?

Posted
6 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Absolute dog shit

If you get them well done and an extra package or 2 of spread they are edible. But for fresh made fries they are inexcusable. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, pops said:

If you get them well done and an extra package or 2 of spread they are edible. But for fresh made fries they are inexcusable. 

Well done fries animal style.  

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Posted
17 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

No to a silly conspiracy theory question about coach/Texas - involving a soundstage at the residence. 

Focus on the HARD LIKE on the McConaughey gif.

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Posted
1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Anything new happen? Lots of new posts

Spinnershells liked a McConaughey gif. She also likes in-n-out. RBGIII gauging her interest in Whataburger as we speak. So, yes. 

Also, to the Meyers, if you are reading this, we're only having fun here. We're mostly harmless, upstanding, honest, hard-working Texans who want nothing more than for you to bring Urbs home to Austin and kick some major ass. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

No but she’s knows the cake is baked and ready for the icing! 

And by icing you mean CUM. It's happening!!!

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, pops said:

W2

Yep, I see we're tweeting Shelly about In and Out and Whataburger again.  My scenario has all the relevant bases covered.

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