Urban Meyer or bust

[Hook1997 5,232]

15 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Punching in for the night shift.  So are we still on step 7?

We should be asking what stage of grief we are on...  I’m in the denial, thinking it’s happening because thinking of the other option of Herman for another year hurts too much.

[TexasEx 1,660]

3 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Not over. Like the Vince Rose Bowl. 

Exactly. We're 4th and 5!!!

[C-Man 26,545]

Spinnershells liked a McConaughey gif. She also likes in-n-out. RBGIII gauging her interest in Whataburger as we speak. So, yes. 
Also, to the Meyers, if you are reading this, we're only having fun here. We're mostly harmless, upstanding, honest, hard-working Texans who want nothing more than for you to bring Urbs home to Austin and kick some major ass. 

This process is taking about as long as a run thru a Whataburger drive-thru

[TexArcher 36,907]

3 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Not over. Like the Vince Rose Bowl. 

Which one??

[Chili dog 1,787]

1 hour ago, Octavian said:

Agreed - this probably has something to do with the fact that US citizens aren’t allowed to go to a lot of countries right now and resort closures in Tahoe etc. Probably means a lot of vacation goers are flocking to whatever resorts are left so you see more traffic to those locations than you normally would.

Local resorts are experiencing decreases in out-of-state travelers and increases in in-state travelers. Just saying...

[TexMexBuddha 980]

CUM is back on the menu 

Now RGB, you know better: Urbs was always an off-menu item. Too many people talking about it like the secret InOut burgers on snap now.

[nunna yo bizness 1,687]

56 minutes ago, immamac said:

holy fuck. You are right! I'll reach out.

 

Also changing title to: Night Crew > Day Crew

In addition to Flightaware you might hit up Horseshoe Bay for a sponsorship.

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

45 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just to be clear, night crew, day crew, I don’t sleep much. I dig the night crew though. Urban Meyer til I die either way. I have decided I can’t continue to consider alternatives. 

[runthebone 7,874]

The title is definitely better.  Still only Wednesday?!!

[markstanco 12,424]

Spinnershells liked a McConaughey gif. She also likes in-n-out. RBGIII gauging her interest in Whataburger as we speak. So, yes. 
Also, to the Meyers, if you are reading this, we're only having fun here. We're mostly harmless, upstanding, honest, hard-working Texans who want nothing more than for you to bring Urbs home to Austin and kick some major ass. 

I kinda suck at Twitter, but as I see it her last tweet was when the sun was up and no talk about any of the above.

[Deej 76,086]

[stork642 4,498]

 

It’s done people.  

[dcar00 13,861]

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This process is taking about as long as a run thru a Whataburger drive-thru

also known as Waitaburger

[TexasEx 1,660]

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

14 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Spinnershells liked a McConaughey gif. She also likes in-n-out. RBGIII gauging her interest in Whataburger as we speak. So, yes. 
Also, to the Meyers, if you are reading this, we're only having fun here. We're mostly harmless, upstanding, honest, hard-working Texans who want nothing more than for you to bring Urbs home to Austin and kick some major ass. 

I kinda suck at Twitter, but as I see it her last tweet was when the sun was up and no talk about any of the above.

RGBIII post on 535. 

[bar 396]

44 minutes ago, pops said:

Apparently Shelly the spinner is into innout. This shit is over,  folks. Lock. It. Up. 

 

 

[C-Man 26,545]

Speaking of in-and-out

[PDX_Horn 24]

2 minutes ago, bar said:

Nice of someone to take their Japanese love doll out on a date to In-N-Out

[ousux 5,566]

Innout has chiles?

Exactly what i was thinking, lol

[Born Burnt 6,142]

5 minutes ago, bar said:

 

[TexasEx 1,660]

Just now, ousux said:

32 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Innout has chiles?

Exactly what i was thinking, lol

No it does not. I think someone was talking about bringing chiles to a whataburger, having them chop said chilis up, and add them to the burger. But that shit does not fly at in-n-out. You get what's on the menu, or secret menu. You do not byo chilis. 

[RGBIII 22,760]

Just now, GRHorn said:

No, this is more like tweeting at Kelee Ringo's mom

What’s her @? 

[Chili dog 1,787]

46 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

49 minutes ago, pops said:

Apparently Shelly the spinner is into innout. This shit is over,  folks. Lock. It. Up. 
 
 

Perfect opportunity for one of you to tell her about whataburger.

IDGAF if she prefers Whataburger or In&Out. We have both, and I don’t think Ohio has either. She needs to get her ass to ATX!

 

And I’m afraid I’m being sucked back in. Let’s do this shit. 

Edited December 10, 2020 by Chili dog

[TexasEx 1,660]

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Too soon. We await confirmation of Shelly's preference for Whataburger. 

[GRHorn 105]

29 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Don’t worry Night Crew..I’ll get to the bottom of this. This isn’t like tweeting at croots right?

No, this is more like tweeting at the Brocks' mom.

Fuck them, btw

Edited December 10, 2020 by GRHorn

[pops 6,948]

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

IDGAF if she prefers Whataburger or In&Out. We have both, and I don’t think Ohio has either. She needs to get her ass to ATX!

 

And I’m afraid I’m being sucked back in. Let’s do this shit. 

Welcome to night court. Where all your wildest dreams can come true!  

[BERT 4,305]

8 minutes ago, bar said:

They sell milkshakes too? 

[GRHorn 105]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

What’s her @? 

Lol I changed it.  How about Brock mom?

[El Squared 1,792]

 

Futureman knows how all this turns out. He knows everything with absolute precision.

He knows what time it is down to the fecoseconds ( because he has that’s special watch):

 

[PDX_Horn 24]

3 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

IDGAF if she prefers Whataburger or In&Out. We have both, and I don’t think Ohio has either. She needs to get her ass to ATX!

 

And I’m afraid I’m being sucked back in. Let’s do this shit. 

 

[GRHorn 105]

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

Jay has such a goddamn strong head of hair. Look at it bouncing majestically.

[BERT 4,305]

11 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

also known as Waitaburger

Or Fallasleepwhileinlineafteranightatthebarburger. 

[RGBIII 22,760]

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Lol I changed it.  How about Brock mom?

I sincerely hope they did not bring Whataburger to that shit hole state that her sons are going to

[pops 6,948]

7 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

No it does not. I think someone was talking about bringing chiles to a whataburger, having them chop said chilis up, and add them to the burger. But that shit does not fly at in-n-out. You get what's on the menu, or secret menu. You do not byo chilis. 

Yall need to learn how to in n out. Or not. I don't give a fuck. Urban will flip the secret menu on its head. Along with the big 12.

HAPPENING. 

[washparkhorn 9,894]

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Which one??

Why not both.

[senorfussybutt 32]

4 minutes ago, pops said:

Yall need to learn how to in n out. Or not. I don't give a fuck. Urban will flip the secret menu on its head. Along with the big 12.

HAPPENING. 

Animal style plus hot chiles. It's actually really good.

[derpyhorndog 2,550]

Checking in for night crew and digging the electricity in this thread. 

[BERT 4,305]

Just now, senorfussybutt said:

Animal style plus hot chiles. It's actually really good.

What the fuck is animal style? Is that like doggy style?

[Deej 76,086]

Just now, BERT said:

What the fuck is animal style?

They take your order out back and have a stray dog shit on it. 

[pops 6,948]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

What the fuck is animal style? Is that like doggy style?

Mustard fried patties, pickles, grilled onions and extra spread.

 

You can bump it up a notch with whole grilled onions. Will take 3x as long but pretty fucking good. 

[senorfussybutt 32]

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

What the fuck is animal style? Is that like doggy style?

It's a way the prep the burger. Fry the patty in mustard on the flat top plus certain veggies. It's really good.

 

https://www.in-n-out.com/menu/not-so-secret-menu

[RGBIII 22,760]

Nothing better than going to a burger joint and you have to know a secret menu to make it fucking edible. I’ve had In N out once and that was more than enough. Below average burger and completely inedible fries...I could make better fries out of a frozen bag in the air fryer. I will never understand the hype 

[senorfussybutt 32]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Nothing better than going to a burger joint and you have to know a secret menu to make it fucking edible. I’ve had In N out once and that was more than enough. Below average burger and completely inedible fries...I could make better fries out of a frozen bag in the air fryer. I will never understand the hype 

Order a double double animal style with hot chilies. It's good. The fries are meh.

[pops 6,948]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Nothing better than going to a burger joint and you have to know a secret menu to make it fucking edible. I’ve had In N out once and that was more than enough. Below average burger and completely inedible fries...I could make better fries out of a frozen bag in the air fryer. I will never understand the hype 

Don't disagree. It can never live up to the hype. And the secret menu is retarded. But once you know a few add ons it is a serviceable fast food burger with the freshest toppings around. But the fries. Geezus. It's like they are just fucking with the customers with those fries. 

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Nothing better than going to a burger joint and you have to know a secret menu to make it fucking edible. I’ve had In N out once and that was more than enough. Below average burger and completely inedible fries...I could make better fries out of a frozen bag in the air fryer. I will never understand the hype 

This. There's one in Waco and it's absolutely dogshit. I'll take my chances getting shot up in Bellmead at the Whataburger before I ever waste money on In-N-Out again 

[RGBIII 22,760]

Just now, senorfussybutt said:

Order a double double animal style with hot chilies. It's good. The fries are meh.

No sir, I will not

[Hmbre97 6,254]

The fries are not just meh. The fries are trash. It's hard to describe just how awful they are.

[derpyhorndog 2,550]

So far we've covered condiments, burgers and butts on this page alone. Just need to discuss barbeque and worst TX towns for bingo. 

[pops 6,948]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

No sir, I will not

The question is, will Shelly the spinner??

[TexasEx 1,660]

14 minutes ago, pops said:

Yall need to learn how to in n out. Or not. I don't give a fuck. Urban will flip the secret menu on its head. Along with the big 12.

HAPPENING. 

I owe you an apology. Live 5 mins from an in-and-out and have never heard of the chilis. 

[senorfussybutt 32]

There's been a lot of BBQ talk.