Urban Meyer or bust

[RGBIII 22,840]

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

So far we've covered condiments, burgers and butts on this page alone. Just need to discuss barbeque and worst TX towns for bingo. 

I’ll check the BBQ box. Brisket I smoked for the office today

 

 

Edited December 10, 2020 by RGBIII

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

Nice humboldtbrag

[Hmbre97 6,316]

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So far we've covered condiments, burgers and butts on this page alone. Just need to discuss barbeque and worst TX towns for bingo. 

 

How about best barbeque in the worst towns? I learned all my BBQ skills while working at Bar B Que Depot in Vidor, TX my junior year of high school. We made some damn good que back then. I'm sure it's still good but I haven't been in 15 years.

 

Edited December 10, 2020 by Hmbre97

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’ll check the BBQ box. Brisket I smoked for the office today

Damn, that looks great. And apparently my co-workers suck when tested against that bar. 

[wood 11,227]

4 hours ago, Sleep off ugly said:

I’ve been following this ridiculous thread for days. Fuck it. Team night crew. I think Thujone may be correct. Something is stirring.

anyway here’s some tits-

No offense to Thujone, but if you've been following for days, you know we've been saying something is stirring since Monday, and catching all kinds of shit for it. Chip's story never made sense.

[senorfussybutt 32]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

No offense to Thujone, but if you've been following for days, you know we've been saying something is stirring since Monday, and catching all kinds of shit for it. Chip's story never made sense.

Here's the deal. It may very well not be Urbs. But *something* is going on in our football program. Here's to wait and see.

[RGBIII 22,840]

4 minutes ago, wood said:

No offense to Thujone, but if you've been following for days, you know we've been saying something is stirring since Monday, and catching all kinds of shit for it. Chip's story never made sense.

Agreed especially with the silence that has followed since...throw in no press conference or rewind for Herman and there is definitely SOMETHING...

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Agreed especially with the silence that has followed since...throw in no press conference or rewind for Herman and there is definitely SOMETHING...

I just watched what I thought was rewind tonight after the basketball game. 

[RGBIII 22,840]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I just watched what I thought was rewind tonight after the basketball game. 

Oh maybe I’m wrong, thought it was cancelled

[senorfussybutt 32]

I thought it was cancelled too; but, it's not like I make plans to watch it anyway.

[Hammerhead 258]

2 hours ago, alphahorn said:

When you wake up tomorrow, it'll be 1 day closer to the UM era at Texas

 

[washparkhorn 9,939]

20 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Brisket I smoked for the office today

Good Boss BDE

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Oh maybe I’m wrong, thought it was cancelled

Likewise. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

@alphahorn and whoever else thinks they know things, is there any reason for tom herman to not be fired this weekend?  And is there any reason to not have a new coach before early signing day?

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@alphahorn and whoever else thinks they know things, is there any reason for tom herman to not be fired this weekend?  And is there any reason to not have a new coach before early signing day?

I don't know shit, but speculation is Urban, if he were to accept the job, wouldn't do so until (at earliest) the weekend of the 19th after conference championship games are played and his Fox contract expires or (at latest) after tOSU has wrapped up any playoff run, which could extent to the CFP final on January 11th. 

Assuming one agrees with that, question is really whether you have Herman or no head coach in place come NSD 1. 

Edited December 10, 2020 by derpyhorndog

[washparkhorn 9,939]

The Night Shift 

Artist: Frank Koran

[wood 11,227]

2 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Dude, fyi that's nothing when it comes to this chick. Google is most definitely your friend...

[pops 7,005]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@alphahorn and whoever else thinks they know things, is there any reason for tom herman to not be fired this weekend?  And is there any reason to not have a new coach before early signing day?

I dont know shit,  but I don't think ESD means shit to urban. He's going to get whatever he needs whenever he wants. And I honestly don't think urban will take the job before osu is eliminated from the playoffs. 

If Tommy boy isn't fired Saturday or Sunday I think that means either urban is locked up or Herman will be back in 2021. 

[UDontKnow 10,447]

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

I don't know shit, but speculation is Urban, if he were to accept the job, wouldn't do so until (at earliest) the weekend of the 19th after conference championship games are played and his Fox contract expires or (at latest) after tOSU has wrapped up any playoff run, which could extent to the CFP final on January 11th. 

Assuming one agrees with that, question is really whether you have Herman or no head coach in place come NSD 1. 

Glad to see you survived your DM encounter with CTJ.

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Glad to see you survived your DM encounter with CTJ.

Haha appreciate it. Surviving and thriving, feeling good. Think him and his wife are really going to enjoy that cross-country trip.

[wood 11,227]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

The whole convo

What's LFG?

[Topper13 3,373]

I've gained three inches in two days, thanks to the night crew. #trustthenightcrew

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

What's LFG?

Slang for let's fuckin' go. 

[MoJames 8,244]

Bang

https://gfycat.com/plaintivedarlingkitfox

[TexMexBuddha 988]

42 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

So far we've covered condiments, burgers and butts on this page alone. Just need to discuss barbeque and worst TX towns for bingo. 

Personally, I don't think we have covered the great mystery of Texas Kolaches. I am sure the Meyers would appreciate pages and pages of information on this under-appreciated old-world transplant to the great state of Texas.

i will start by offering this lob for conversational fodder: https://www.wideopencountry.com/10-best-places-get-incredible-texas-kolaches/

 

[wood 11,227]

5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Bang

https://gfycat.com/plaintivedarlingkitfox

You're getting warmer. Check the 'hub, among other things...

Edited December 10, 2020 by wood

[Hammerhead 258]

4 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Bang

https://gfycat.com/plaintivedarlingkitfox

[PDX_Horn 24]

Putting in great work tonight boys

[Hurtlocker 2,213]

Well I can't stay up late enough for the night crew and I sleep in too late for the day crew.   Someone let me know when the hookers and blow crew clocks in and I'll align my schedule accordingly.

[Hammerhead 258]

So what was the word on shelly’s view of Whataburger? 

[wood 11,227]

1 hour ago, pops said:

Don't disagree. It can never live up to the hype. And the secret menu is retarded. But once you know a few add ons it is a serviceable fast food burger with the freshest toppings around. But the fries. Geezus. It's like they are just fucking with the customers with those fries. 

Every time I ask an Innout fan what so great about it, the go-to response is always about the fresh ingredients, which is weird because many good burger places do the same and make as good or far better burgers.

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

11 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Personally, I don't think we have covered the great mystery of Texas Kolaches. I am sure the Meyers would appreciate pages and pages of information on this under-appreciated old-world transplant to the great state of Texas.

i will start by offering this lob for conversational fodder: https://www.wideopencountry.com/10-best-places-get-incredible-texas-kolaches/

 

Can we call some of these by their proper name, please?

[washparkhorn 9,939]

10 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Personally, I don't think we have covered the great mystery of Texas Kolaches. I am sure the Meyers would appreciate pages and pages of information on this under-appreciated old-world transplant to the great state of Texas.

Pigs in a blanket have a name? Awesome. 

[wood 11,227]

55 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

Here's the deal. It may very well not be Urbs. But *something* is going on in our football program. Here's to wait and see.

Oh, I'm def in 'wait n see' mode. I think it's gonna be 10 days or more.

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

15 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Personally, I don't think we have covered the great mystery of Texas Kolaches. I am sure the Meyers would appreciate pages and pages of information on this under-appreciated old-world transplant to the great state of Texas.

i will start by offering this lob for conversational fodder: https://www.wideopencountry.com/10-best-places-get-incredible-texas-kolaches/

 

Now you're speaking my language! Being from West, you're fucking up by not going to Village Bakery over Czech Stop. I get it's right off I-35, but Czech Stop is highly overrated.

Edited December 10, 2020 by Happy Gilmore

[washparkhorn 9,939]

Czech women . . . winning hand.

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

14 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Personally, I don't think we have covered the great mystery of Texas Kolaches. I am sure the Meyers would appreciate pages and pages of information on this under-appreciated old-world transplant to the great state of Texas.

i will start by offering this lob for conversational fodder: https://www.wideopencountry.com/10-best-places-get-incredible-texas-kolaches/

 

Going solely off of places I've actually had them: Czech Stop > Kolache Shoppe > Hruska's              > Kolache Factory   > Shipley's 

[Treefidy 1,469]

9 minutes ago, wood said:

Every time I ask an Innout fan what so great about it, the go-to response is always about the fresh ingredients, which is weird because many good burger places do the same and make as good or far better burgers.

It’s got electrolytes 

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

Has Shake Shack been discussed? Sure it has. I didn't want to like it and they're overpriced as hell, but there's something about them to me that kicks. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

17 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Has Shake Shack been discussed? Sure it has. I didn't want to like it and they're overpriced as hell, but there's something about them to me that kicks. 

Better than p Terry’s is as far as I’ll go. 

[dilloncp98 80]

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Better than p Terry’s is as far as I’ll go. 

P Terry’s is cheap so that’s nice. Better than In and Out in every way, but Whataburger is supreme

[TexMexBuddha 988]

12 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Now you're speaking my language! Being from West, you're fucking up by not going to Village Bakery over Czech Stop. I get it's right off I-35, but Czech Stop is highly overrated.

 

Never been to Village Bakery, but I have heard others talk about it. Kolache Village on Burnet Road, right behind the Dallas Nightclub, had great kolaches and the best day-old deals we would buy on the cheap as kids. Chappell Hill Bakery is good and convenient for my trips to Houston, but I'm not really impressed with anything in Austin now.

[TexMexBuddha 988]

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Better than p Terry’s is as far as I’ll go. 

 

We have a Culver's in North Austin, and I will go there over both those places.

[Tex Pete 20,402]

50 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Now you're speaking my language! Being from West, you're fucking up by not going to Village Bakery over Czech Stop. I get it's right off I-35, but Czech Stop is highly overrated.

I like Gerik’s, but I’m not from West. 

[Tex Pete 20,402]

I’m probably not the typical Texas kolache eater anyway. My favorite is a klobasnek with sauerkraut. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

Columbus has a kolache joint. 

http://kolacherepublic.com

[atomheartbevo 89,735]

2 hours ago, Topper13 said:

I've gained three inches in two days, thanks to the night crew. #trustthenightcrew

[atomheartbevo 89,735]

1 hour ago, TexMexBuddha said:

 

We have a Culver's in North Austin, and I will go there over both those places.

I love Culver’s, and so does my waist.   

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

53 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Columbus has a kolache joint. 

http://kolacherepublic.com

Does that come with a side of disease, typical of poorly developed communities?

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I like Gerik’s, but I’m not from West. 

Gerik's and Village are 1a/1b for me. Hell the Cefco, has some better Kolaches than Czech Stop. The Jalopeno, Cream Chese with Ground Sausage is pretty damn good. West has a pretty good unknown breakfast burrito too but that's a topic for another day.