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2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I think we might be taking your old corch. You know, the one we worked so hard to get relieved.

Keep holding onto that dream. You try so hard to equate yourselves to Michigan, but you want so badly to be Ohio State. 

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4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew back in the heezy.   Fcb said herm likely to be back?  Sorry for the bucket of cold water but this just can’t continue.  Bde needs to be directed elsewhere.  Maybe at south Austin’s mom

Likely isn’t slang for “100% certainty”.  
 

Bitch, don’t kill our vibe.

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5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew back in the heezy.   Fcb said herm likely to be back?  Sorry for the bucket of cold water but this just can’t continue.  Bde needs to be directed elsewhere.  Maybe at south Austin’s mom

BDE can always be directed at FCB.

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Day crew back in the heezy.   Fcb said herm likely to be back?  Sorry for the bucket of cold water but this just can’t continue.  Bde needs to be directed elsewhere.  Maybe at south Austin’s mom

It’d be an interesting development if all the sudden FCB was getting reliable leaks. Until then, though: Fuck FCB and anything he’s saying.
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14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew back in the heezy.   Fcb said herm likely to be back?  Sorry for the bucket of cold water but this just can’t continue.  Bde needs to be directed elsewhere.  Maybe at south Austin’s mom

 

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Likely isn’t slang for “100% certainty”.  
 
Bitch, don’t kill our vibe.

FCB’s recent words:
Likely - Tom is likely back, huh?
Leaning: Urban Meyer isn’t done coaching, but according to FCB he’s “leaning toward” not coaching again.
Indicated - How does FCB know that Urban Meyer is “leaning?” Because Meyer “indicated” to Texas this. He never told Texas that he’s unsure of his future, but indicated it to them.

FCB is really dialed the fuck in.
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7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

I sincerely hope they did not bring Whataburger to that shit hole state that her sons are going to

Think they are franchising out that way now if you're interested in a career change. 

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1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:


FCB’s recent words:
Likely - Tom is likely back, huh?
Leaning: Urban Meyer isn’t done coaching, but according ti FCB he’s “leaning toward” not coaching again.
Indicated - How does know that Urban Meyer is “leaning?” Because Meyer “indicated” to Texas this. He never told Texas that he’s unsure of his future, but indicated it to them.

FCB is really dialed the fuck in.

leaning tower yoga GIF Leaning 

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10 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


FCB’s recent words:
Likely - Tom is likely back, huh?
Leaning: Urban Meyer isn’t done coaching, but according to FCB he’s “leaning toward” not coaching again.
Indicated - How does FCB know that Urban Meyer is “leaning?” Because Meyer “indicated” to Texas this. He never told Texas that he’s unsure of his future, but indicated it to them.

FCB is really dialed the fuck in.

He’s posting this shit to get clicks. He knows jack shit. 

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8 hours ago, reneg_2 said:

Is this really Lotus?

 

8 hours ago, reneg_2 said:

Hook ‘Em! Don’t lose faith, boys. Uh, and girl. 

Gotta give us more than that. Is this just based on 995 reports and flightaware, or your personal penchant for optimism, or do you know something else?

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So far we've covered condiments, burgers and butts on this page alone. Just need to discuss barbeque and worst TX towns for bingo. 

What are we, a bunch a heathens? No one play 42 around here? No wonder shits all fucked up. Bad Juju.
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3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Harsh reality is Herman is the best option after Urban. Luke Fickel??? Come on

Herman needs to go regardless. He is a cancer on program. 
Now let’s get Urban and make “Urbmas” happen. 

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Someone other than Tom Herman will be coaching at Texas next fall. Book it.*

 

 

(*I have no idea what's going on. But that's always been the case, and it hasn't stopped me from posting to Surly over 3,000 times since its inception.) 

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45 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew back in the heezy.   Fcb said herm likely to be back?  Sorry for the bucket of cold water but this just can’t continue.  Bde needs to be directed elsewhere.  Maybe at south Austin’s mom

If the latest leak is to no longer even have candidates to leak, then I think we’re getting Urban. If CDC actually keeps Herman, then that’s just gross incompetence and a lack of understanding of what’s going to happen with recruiting, player morale etc. I might eat my words, but I choose to believe based on his work on other coaching searches that he is not incompetent. It’s happening!

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Well in all fairness to KB, he did call it a crazy prediction but might be right because it’s possible Urban prefers the Midwest climate to Texas.   Austin gets tons of great press deservedly so, but it it is a fucking oven here during the summer.

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1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

KB? FCB? BDE? What in the god damn fuck are y’all even talking about?

Username checks out. 

They all just mean "crystal ball"

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18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Luke Fickell > Herman

 

His Cincy teams are more complete than Hermans at houston

Fickell went 6-7 his one year at tOSU. Urban came next year and went undefeated with that roster. 5th year Herman is better than Fickell with no Big 12 experience and Texas HS connections.

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Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Fickell went 6-7 his one year at tOSU. Urban came next year and went undefeated with that roster. 5th year Herman is better than Fickell with no Big 12 experience and Texas HS connections.

Tressel Resigns May 30 2011, Fickell is thrown in as interim with just summer work outs and fall camp. So you're going to judge Fickell on his interim coaching duty vs what he has done at Cincinnati. You're actually A'Dam Retard.

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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Latest report was that he was only interested in ND or Ohio.  Michigan job doesn't even register with him. 

Yeah, but this lady I overheard at Sue Patrick seemed pretty sure.

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew back in the heezy.   Fcb said herm likely to be back?  Sorry for the bucket of cold water but this just can’t continue.  Bde needs to be directed elsewhere.  Maybe at south Austin’s mom

Where did you see that? Couldn’t find it on 247. Also if he did then it no doubt came directly from CDC to avoid media pressure during a coaching search. He is obviously desperate since Burton left so he’s going to act as CDC mouthpiece 

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Where did you see that? Couldn’t find it on 247. Also if he did then it no doubt came directly from CDC to avoid media pressure during a coaching search. He is obviously desperate since Burton left so he’s going to act as CDC mouthpiece 

Flagship podcast.  A nugget about Meyer search and a pitch for Traylor to boot.

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1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Flagship podcast.  A nugget about Meyer search and a pitch for Traylor to boot.

So Surly is his source now.  We should get a cut.

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