Urban Meyer or bust

[6th Street 6507]

14 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I'm 111% certain that cyber stalking the wife of the coach that has turned us down twice won't at all negatively influence further attempts to change his mind.   Reconstructing several days in her life from months ago and posting it on the web so anyone in the world can see surely can't be creepy and make one wonder what they will do every time coach loses a game...

Is revealing all secrets squirrely?  Or should we go with a No Secrets At All approach?

If anyone is cyber stalking the wife it's those mouth breathing osu fans that keep tweeting at her

[Jack Wilson 313]

1 minute ago, PantsTent said:

Welcome to Surly. This argument (kolaches vs klobasnikis)  comes up 3 or 4 times a year.  Most people are on your side for what it's worth.

It's the right side. 

[RollLeft 5045]

12 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:

First off, I’m 100% Czech so I know what I’m talking about. These are NOT kolaches. Kolaches are FRUIT filled pastries. I’m not saying that I don’t like klobasnikis (meat filled versions), but let’s get the nomenclature correct.
I will agree that The Czech Stop is grossly overrated, but I’m just comparing them to my mom’s, which are the best, hands down


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We will be the judge of that.  

[Mr Orange 192]

Day crew starting this beautiful Thursday off strong.

[Thiefery 5017]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Anyone want to listen to this? Athletic pod with B Davis talking about our "failure" to land Urban.

 

His gut is telling him Tom returns for '21

Says them going after Urban was the right move

Ewers decommit expedited this, thinks if they come out hot and beat ou early next season, that the '22 class will be fine (LOL), and bygones will be bygones.

Says CDC hates firing coaches, wants to keep Tom but BMDs want him out, if not no checks for the SEZ project.

Urban is the only big name.. Not sure if Mullen does it.  Brian likes Campbell personally.

Thinks that players don't develop because getting a scholarship at Texas for 4 years and live in Austin is making it.. They don't have that chip on their shoulder. Kids have been told they have been great all their lives and when they get hit with adversity they revolt.

Biggest complaint from Brian is Tom not giving Bijan more rushing attempts

[cochamps 1879]

45 minutes ago, JMFP said:

What I don't get is if he and tOSU love each other so much why isn't he still coaching there? I mean the general consensus is that health problems aren't a concern and he wants to keep coaching, then why did he quit his dream job? 

Zach Smith

[Vertigo 20332]

Please dont start posting every Shelley Tweet. She seems like a nice lady but I don't really care about labor day fashion in ohio or weird grandpa besties on twitter. 

[FloridaHorn 4769]

36 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I wouldn’t mind being in Siesta Key right now either. Beautiful beautiful beach!!!!

You talked me into it....I am making the 20 minute drive and going there this weekend.

[Jack Wilson 313]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

We will be the judge of that.  

For years, the Czech Stop was mandatory on the Friday before the ou game. I'm not qualified to critique it in terms of Czech-ness, but thinking of it during those times sure brings back happy, drunk memories. 

[MoJames 8254]

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

Thinks that players don't develop because getting a scholarship at Texas for 4 years and live in Austin is making it.. They don't have that chip on their shoulder. Kids have been told they have been great all their lives and when they get hit with adversity they revolt.

[cochamps 1879]

Just now, Jack Wilson said:

For years, the Czech Stop was mandatory on the Friday before the ou game. I'm not qualified to critique it in terms of Czech-ness, but thinking of it during those times sure brings back happy, drunk memories. 

The Villge is better, especially considering you don’t have long lines.  However, my sweet tooth craves the cherry cream cheese at Czech Stop.

[BonzoMontreaux 1092]

Kolache Talk got me thinking about walking around Westfest with a pig in the blanket in 1 hand and cold Pivo in the other and a bunch more Pivo tickets\tokens in my pocket.  Good Times. 

 

[Underdog 28773]

2 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

For years, the Czech Stop was mandatory on the Friday before the ou game. I'm not qualified to critique it in terms of Czech-ness, but thinking of it during those times sure brings back happy, drunk memories. 

Mmmm, Ranger cookies.  Does Czech Stop ship? 

[Hiphopopotamos 20888]

3 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

 

Biggest complaint from Brian is Tom not giving Bijan more rushing attempts

Not the losses to OU?

Not the losses to TCU?

Not the losses to ISU?

Not the ridiculous losses to Maryland?

Not the embarrassing bullshit off of the field?

Not the recruiting nosedive?

[Viper 12112]

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW UM himself doesnt tweet often but retweets  fox pregame and ohio state stuff. he had no retweets on 10/9, a  fuck ton on 10/10 and only 1 on 10/12

to explicitly link the timeline back to Texas, the weekend before was our first loss of the season (TCU), the 10th was the loss to OU, so Urban would have been working in studio, thus with plenty of time for tweeting during games and commercials.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

18 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:

First off, I’m 100% Czech so I know what I’m talking about. These are NOT kolaches. Kolaches are FRUIT filled pastries. I’m not saying that I don’t like klobasnikis (meat filled versions), but let’s get the nomenclature correct.
I will agree that The Czech Stop is grossly overrated, but I’m just comparing them to my mom’s, which are the best, hands down


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I'm fully aware of what the nomenclature is. I just don't get caught up in the whole debate. But I agree, there's nothing better than homemade. 

[Pato del Muerto 52598]

9 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

You talked me into it....I am making the 20 minute drive and going there this weekend.

I spent a week at longboat key this past February. I think that’s the one just north of siesta, is that right?  Feel like I drove down to siesta to eat and shop one night. 
 

feels like it was 10 years ago. 

Edited December 10, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[clapclapclap 9000]

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No. Probably because it isn't. 

Austin is about 60 miles further than Columbus, so less than 10 minutes longer.  But I'd guess the prevailing winds probably make it slightly faster to Sarasota from Austin, and a bit longer from.

[CHIEF 5095]

Ahhh....Westfest. Only time I have ever had a cop walk up to me and sing a line from a Who song: "son, you can sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away". I mean, he actually sang it.

CHIEF

[Pato del Muerto 52598]

3 minutes ago, cochamps said:

The Villge is better, especially considering you don’t have long lines.  However, my sweet tooth craves the cherry cream cheese at Czech Stop.

Cream cheese kolaches are best in life. 

[Butch Had Not 2993]

It drives me crazy when someone says west Texas and I have to think of the town vs the region. 

"I was in west Texas having sex with South Austin's mom...."

[closetohumping 17470]

21 minutes ago, MrBig said:

 

So Shelley liked this tweet? 

[Pato del Muerto 52598]

2 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Ahhh....Westfest. Only time I have ever had a cop walk up to me and sing a line from a Who song: "son, you can sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away". I mean, he actually sang it.

CHIEF

You stagger back to the underground?

[Thiefery 5017]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Not the losses to OU?

Not the losses to TCU?

Not the losses to ISU?

Not the ridiculous losses to Maryland?

Not the embarrassing bullshit off of the field?

Not the recruiting nosedive?

No.. he only mentioned how Texas always plays close despite having a clear talent advantage.. and what happened in Manhattan Sat was puzzling which lead into the Bijan needs more touches line

[FloridaHorn 4769]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I spent a week at longboat key this past February. I think that’s the one just north of siesta, is that right?  Feel like I drove down to siesta to eat and shop one night. 

Longboat and Lido are both just north of Siesta. Lido is a great spot for those looking to avoid the crowds. It also has a great little shopping/restaurant area called St. Armand's Circle. 

 

Of course we are in the middle of the slow season for beaches now. Dead of winter here, with highs only expected reach 80 this weekend.

Edited December 10, 2020 by FloridaHorn

[Hiphopopotamos 20888]

9 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Ewers decommit expedited this, thinks if they come out hot and beat ou early next season, that the '22 class will be fine (LOL), and bygones will be bygones.

Ah yes - 1st time starter at QB.  No Sam Cosmi.  Likely no Joseph Ossai.  And Tom is absolutely known for his 'hot starts'.

Fucking, hell.

[MrBig 5440]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So Shelley liked this tweet? 

Yes she liked the Urban NOT to Texas tweet. They usually deny before taking another job.

[clapclapclap 9000]

10 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

You talked me into it....I am making the 20 minute drive and going there this weekend.

[Caddox 952]

22 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:

First off, I’m 100% Czech so I know what I’m talking about. These are NOT kolaches. Kolaches are FRUIT filled pastries. I’m not saying that I don’t like klobasnikis (meat filled versions), but let’s get the nomenclature correct.
I will agree that The Czech Stop is grossly overrated, but I’m just comparing them to my mom’s, which are the best, hands down


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First off, I'm 100% Texan so I know what I'm talking about. These are kolaches. Kolaches are meat filled baked goods from I-35 and Hwy 71. I'm not saying I dont like fruit pastries (sort of like a Kolache but with fruit), but let's get the nomenclature correct.

I will agree that The Czech Stop is grossly overrated, but I'm just comparing them to your mom's, which are BY FAR the best, hands down

[longhornfreak 30]

6 minutes ago, Caddox said:

First off, I'm 100% Texan so I know what I'm talking about. These are kolaches. Kolaches are meat filled baked goods from I-35 and Hwy 71. I'm not saying I dont like fruit pastries (sort of like a Kolache but with fruit), but let's get the nomenclature correct.

I will agree that The Czech Stop is grossly overrated, but I'm just comparing them to your mom's, which are BY FAR the best, hands down

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

7 minutes ago, Caddox said:

First off, I'm 100% Texan so I know what I'm talking about. These are kolaches. Kolaches are meat filled baked goods from I-35 and Hwy 71. I'm not saying I dont like fruit pastries (sort of like a Kolache but with fruit), but let's get the nomenclature correct.

Unwashed masses alert.

That's like claiming chili can have beans.  Or cinnamon.  Or a block of Velveeta.  Calling any cola a Coke.  Or considering Taco Bell's horrid 'Mexican pizza' a pizza.

Edited December 10, 2020 by clapclapclap

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

http://www.kountrybakery.com
 

Our must stop .. for years .. when traveling between Houston and San Antonio.  No idea whether it Czechs the authenticity box, but the sweets are outstanding.  Also very good are their hamburger buns which have to be ordered a day or so before.  Great place for mid-trip refreshments.

[Pato del Muerto 52598]

13 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Longboat and Lido are both just north of Siesta. Lido is a great spot for those looking to avoid the crowds. It also has a great little shopping/restaurant area called St. Armand's Circle. 

 

Of course we are in the middle of the slow season for beaches now. Dead of winter here, with highs only expected reach 80 this weekend.

That’s why we went in feb, before the people pour in for spring training and spring break. 

[C-Man 27262]

I'm half Czech and don't like fruit kolaches. Sue me. I'll eat the koblasniks (sausage or meat fully enclosed in the roll) or whatever you call them all day long. They call pigs-in-a-blanket "kolaches" in North Dallas. I call them Highland Park kolaches.

[6th Street 6507]

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Unwashed masses alert.

That's like claiming chili can have beans.  Or cinnamon.  Or a block of Velveeta.  Calling any cola a Coke.  Or considering Taco Bell's horrid 'Mexican pizza' a pizza.

You can fuck right off with that Mexican pizza comments. One of the greatest fast food innovations of our time

[hobbs 243]

Ah yes, McRib talk has transitioned to kolache talk.

Now we're in business and can continue with Urbfest.

[Getafix 28795]

36 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:

I’m just comparing them to my mom’s, which are the best, hands down

 

 

[Duane Moore 5249]

Kolache talk not going away . . .

[MrBig 5440]

Urban Meyer or the kolaches will bust?

[utee94 15862]

For lunch I just had a shrimp fajita kolache with a side bowl of 3-bean chili, and a vodka martini as my beverage.

[Underdog 28773]

2 minutes ago, hobbs said:

Ah yes, McRib talk has transitioned to kolache talk.

Now we're in business and can continue with Urbfest.

GDit, am I going to have to eat a kolache AND a McRib every day till CUM or Nicole nudes? 

[RollLeft 5045]

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Kolache talk not going away . . .

Klobasnek

[6th Street 6507]

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

For lunch I just had a shrimp fajita kolache with a side bowl of 3-bean chili, and a vodka martini as my beverage.

Should have poured directly into the toilet to save time. That's going to come right out of your ass. 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Now you've done it. Next thing you know, there will be a restaurant chain called Wahlaches. 

[UncleBuck 6455]

There's Chili, and then there's Chili verde. Or Chili with beans. Or Chili with whatever else you put in it. Call it as such, whichever way it is made, so we know what we're getting. Eat it however you like, though.

There's BBQ. Some comes with sauce on it. Some doesn't come with sauce on it. There are regional differences and they are labeled as such to let us know what is what. Eat it however you like, that's fine.

And when it comes to kolaches and pig in the blankets (klobasniks), they're two different things, period.

An icecream sandwich isn't a taco, because it's a fucking icecream sandwich... and a pig in the blanket isn't a kolache, because it's a pig in the blanket!

The end. 

[RomaVicta 30017]

25 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Thinks that players don't develop because getting a scholarship at Texas for 4 years and live in Austin is making it.. They don't have that chip on their shoulder. Kids have been told they have been great all their lives and when they get hit with adversity they revolt.

Sportswriters as parrots. You can imagine their slow, muddy minds working slothfully categorizing input.

"Shadow of their own endzone." I like the sound of that. I'll use it. (No critical thought about how the notion is idiotic.)

"You know, the endzone can't cast a shadow." I think this guy is some kind of intellectual fancy boy fag. People are saying this, it must be good.

"Austin and UT make players soft. That's why Texas can't be good." Ooooooh. That makes a lot of sense. It's emotional. It's just the right low level of smart. I'll use this.

"Austin was a great place to live in the 60s and 70s, a Texas scholarship was a big deal, and the teams were tough and competitive." Yea, well, uh. You might say it's coaching, but, uh, that's too obvious (Did I use that word right? Do I care?) It has to be something else that only smart guys like sports writers and sports TV guys can understand. Can't be coaching. No. 

"What does mano y mano mean?" Man against man.

"No, it doesn't." Well, we've all agreed that it does and we're not changing!

Dumbasses.

[hobbs 243]

Lemme know where to grab a McRib kolache...McSlovacek's?

Edited December 10, 2020 by hobbs

[RomaVicta 30017]

2 minutes ago, hobbs said:

Lemme know where to grab a McRib kolache...Czech Stop, Slovacek's?

Hell.

[cafe society 2872]

3 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Lincoln Riley and marble mouth Orgeron did better in worse situations. Fickell is not the answer and we’ll be right back here in four years bitching about a coaching change.

WTF are you talking about?  Stoops teed the ball up for Riley and carried his clubs.

[PantsTent 2002]

21 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

http://www.kountrybakery.com
 

Our must stop .. for years .. when traveling between Houston and San Antonio.  No idea whether it Czechs the authenticity box, but the sweets are outstanding.  Also very good are their hamburger buns which have to be ordered a day or so before.  Great place for mid-trip refreshments.

I'd say the Hallettsville/Schulenburg area is pretty authentic.  Plus, they list the sausage ones separate from kolaches, so that makes it correct.