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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

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22 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Unwashed masses alert.

That's like claiming chili can have beans.  Or cinnamon.  Or a block of Velveeta.  Calling any cola a Coke.  Or considering Taco Bell's horrid 'Mexican pizza' a pizza.

Go on.  You’re on a roll......

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59 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:


First off, I’m 100% Czech so I know what I’m talking about. These are NOT kolaches. Kolaches are FRUIT filled pastries. I’m not saying that I don’t like klobasnikis (meat filled versions), but let’s get the nomenclature correct.
I will agree that The Czech Stop is grossly overrated, but I’m just comparing them to my mom’s, which are the best, hands down


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Pics of your mom

 

 

 

 

 

's kolaches.

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Maybe she is filming season 4 . . .

Cheers to this Siesta Key update: The hit MTV series will return for Season 4.

Juliette Porter, Madisson Hausburg, Kelsey Owens, Chloe Trautman, Brandon Gomes, Amanda Miller, and Garrett Miller will be back as they navigate friendships, relationships, careers, breakups and makeups in their beachside hometown in Florida. Production is set to begin this week in Sarasota, and there are plans to film at an international private resort in the coming weeks. Nope, we aren't kidding.

http://www.mtv.com/news/3171772/siesta-key-season-4/

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Someone buy Shelly a nice place in Santa Monica; Florida is for yankees.

Better yet - Elon is selling his California homes. Have him give one to Shelly and then make sure Elon and coach live next to each other in Austin. 

This isn't difficult.

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37 minutes ago, Caddox said:

First off, I'm 100% Texan so I know what I'm talking about. These are kolaches. Kolaches are meat filled baked goods from I-35 and Hwy 71. I'm not saying I dont like fruit pastries (sort of like a Kolache but with fruit), but let's get the nomenclature correct.

I will agree that The Czech Stop is grossly overrated, but I'm just comparing them to your mom's, which are BY FAR the best, hands down

I'm of the opinion that I don't give one fuck what something is called in the Czech Republic. Here, in this state, kolaches have meat in them. When some hipster or foodie dipshit who overrates themselves and their importance pipes up pedantically to tell a room what they're actually "supposed" to be called during a breakfast meeting, they're shouted down and told to shut the fuck off, and we take their fucking kolaches away. 

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1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

Reconstructing several days in her life from months ago and posting it on the web so anyone in the world can see surely can't be creepy and make one wonder what they will do every time coach loses a game...

Agreed. Taking stuff she posted on the web for anyone in the world to see and reposting it here for anyone in the world to see is over the line guys. Let's be better.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

One thing to remember about the "He loves Ohio State" narrative - it's false. He still has close relationships with the coaches and support staff, and there are some players he likes, but the administration of the school made him the scapegoat to end the Zach Smith scandal, removed him from his role as HC, and did nothing ultimately to shield him from the embarrassment that transpired. I'm not apologizing for the guy, given that I think he was a piece of shit for lying about Smith in the first place, but anyone thinking he's got some sort of lasting affinity for the school, that's bullshit. That's why it's hilarious watching all of the OSU honks talk about how much he loves and respects the school.

There were a lot of Ohio State employees, including many in the administration, who supported Urban throughout that process.  I don't claim to know how he feels, but it seems possible that he reserves his ill-feelings and resentment for one or two people who were calling the shots.  For example, I really, really like my current employer; they've treated me exceptionally well.   If I did something stupid, like browsed porn when I was connected to my work account, and someone went out of their way to insist that I be fired for violating company policy (whereas normally one would expect a reprimand for a first offense), I would feel unfairly treated.  But I would be angry at whoever the person that did that was, and at HR for not backing me up.  I would still think it's a great company, and would recommend it to other people-- heck, I'd call people that are qualified to take my place and recommend they apply.

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54 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Not the losses to OU?

Not the losses to TCU?

Not the losses to ISU?

Not the ridiculous losses to Maryland?

Not the embarrassing bullshit off of the field?

Not the recruiting nosedive?

That's him playing the odds that Herman comes back as he doesn't want to lose his access. Not like these guys actually say what they think. They're more worried about pissing Tom off to where they lose access.

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If the latest leak is to no longer even have candidates to leak, then I think we’re getting Urban. If CDC actually keeps Herman, then that’s just gross incompetence and a lack of understanding of what’s going to happen with recruiting, player morale etc. I might eat my words, but I choose to believe based on his work on other coaching searches that he is not incompetent. It’s happening!

If you think CDC has pressure (he could be an AD somewhere else tomorrow),TH has a ton sitting in him:

1. ~$15M buyout if he plays by the book.
- against, immature, feckless and passive aggressive.

2. may need a referral from CDC.
- see against #1.

3. TH will continue to need UM as a reference as well. If you believe UM is on the way as some of us do, this may be the bigger reason TH has to not burn it down on his way out.

Crossing CDC is a bad look, but screwing with UM, one of the Don’s of CFB, TH would need to sell insurance for a living...
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I'm of the opinion that I don't give one fuck what something is called in the Czech Republic. Here, in this state, kolaches have meat in them. When some hipster or foodie dipshit who overrates themselves and their importance pipes up pedantically to tell a room what they're actually "supposed" to be called during a breakfast meeting, they're shouted down and told to shut the fuck off, and we take their fucking kolaches away. 

So then I guess you are ok when someone from outside Texas says that they are “Bar B Queing” when all they are doing is slapping some hamburger patties and hot dogs on a grill.


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2 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:


So then I guess you are ok when someone from outside Texas says that they are “Bar B Queing” when all they are doing is slapping some hamburger patties and hot dogs on a grill.


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this.  that is "grilling"

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If you think CDC has pressure (he could be an AD somewhere else tomorrow),TH has a ton sitting in him:

1. ~$15M buyout if he plays by the book.
- against, immature, feckless and passive aggressive.

2. may need a referral from CDC.
- see against #1.

3. TH will continue to need UM as a reference as well. If you believe UM is on the way as some of us do, this may be the bigger reason TH has to not burn it down on his way out.

Crossing CDC is a bad look, but screwing with UM, one of the Don’s of CFB, TH would need to sell insurance for a living...

So getting UM fired from OSU is not messing with UM? Huh?

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Fickell went 6-7 his one year at tOSU. Urban came next year and went undefeated with that roster. 5th year Herman is better than Fickell with no Big 12 experience and Texas HS connections.

Right!!!! No more G5.

Urban Meyer or bust god damn it!

Sink or swim.

Shit or get off the pot.

Bird in hand is worth two in the bush. (I know, I said bush. So two undefeated bushes!)
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19 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

I'd say the Hallettsville/Schulenburg area is pretty authentic.  Plus, they list the sausage ones separate from kolaches, so that makes it correct.

My late Dad loved excursions thru the Texas countryside.  That’s how we found their Halletsville store.  Same goodies, just off the beaten path ...

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5 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:


So then I guess you are ok when someone from outside Texas says that they are “Bar B Queing” when all they are doing is slapping some hamburger patties and hot dogs on a grill.


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Was just about to bring this up.

Bet the same crowd is no beans in chili.

On one side We got a "fuck your culture and family and furrriner words! My parents wrongly called it a kolache and by God I'll call it a kolache and Bob the non-czech guy that used thick dough for pigs in the blanket calls it kolaches so I'm gonna call it kolaches. Go Texas bitch! And NO BEANS IN CHILI"

On the other side, "I'm czech, it's actually got a different name and kolache is just for fruit fillled sweet stuff".

LOL.

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47 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Unwashed masses alert.

That's like claiming chili can have beans.  Or cinnamon.  Or a block of Velveeta.  Calling any cola a Coke.  Or considering Taco Bell's horrid 'Mexican pizza' a pizza.

No Texan would use the word, “cola,” unless quoting a yankee halfwit. Not only are all “colas” cokes, but damn near any non-alcoholic carbonated beverage is a coke. It’s like jello, kleenex or xerox. It’s a generic term to describe an entire subset of similar products. 
 

Fucking “cola...”

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11 minutes ago, General Specific said:


If you think CDC has pressure (he could be an AD somewhere else tomorrow),TH has a ton sitting in him:

1. ~$15M buyout if he plays by the book.
- against, immature, feckless and passive aggressive.

2. may need a referral from CDC.
- see against #1.

3. TH will continue to need UM as a reference as well. If you believe UM is on the way as some of us do, this may be the bigger reason TH has to not burn it down on his way out.

Crossing CDC is a bad look, but screwing with UM, one of the Don’s of CFB, TH would need to sell insurance for a living...

Bridge already burned.  UM can't stand Tom and I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

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58 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Yes she liked the Urban NOT to Texas tweet. They usually deny before taking another job.

and it said Buckeyes in champ game.  I'm sure the person made sure to put that first.  they are going to implode on twitter if he takes the gig. 

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If you think CDC has pressure (he could be an AD somewhere else tomorrow),TH has a ton sitting in him:

1. ~$15M buyout if he plays by the book.
- against, immature, feckless and passive aggressive.

2. may need a referral from CDC.
- see against #1.

3. TH will continue to need UM as a reference as well. If you believe UM is on the way as some of us do, this may be the bigger reason TH has to not burn it down on his way out.

Crossing CDC is a bad look, but screwing with UM, one of the Don’s of CFB, TH would need to sell insurance for a living...

 

Probably a bigger problem than needing UM as a reference is his main reference, his record at Texas.

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6 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

No Texan would use the word, “cola,” unless quoting a yankee halfwit. Not only are all “colas” cokes, but damn near any non-alcoholic carbonated beverage is a coke. It’s like jello, kleenex or xerox. It’s a generic term to describe an entire subset of similar products. 
 

Fucking “cola...”

Liter of cola. It's for a cop.

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6 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

Oh shit, Magary and Roth freestyling about the humiliation of Texas Football? Can't be good.

https://defector.com/talking-about-shame-plague-and-texas-football-with-kelsey-mckinney/

 

 

eh. just some shit about how texas has all the advantages and there's no reason to suck.

 

maybe we should FUCKING FIRE HERMAN.

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1 hour ago, BrewmanTX said:


First off, I’m 100% Czech so I know what I’m talking about. These are NOT kolaches. Kolaches are FRUIT filled pastries. I’m not saying that I don’t like klobasnikis (meat filled versions), but let’s get the nomenclature correct.
I will agree that The Czech Stop is grossly overrated, but I’m just comparing them to my mom’s, which are the best, hands down


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First time we stayed with my mother in law in Prosper she said we were having kolaches for breakfast. When she opened the boxes I was confused and disappointed. 

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8 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

Oh shit, Magary and Roth freestyling about the humiliation of Texas Football? Can't be good.

https://defector.com/talking-about-shame-plague-and-texas-football-with-kelsey-mckinney/

 

 

I don't know who any of these people are and I don't care to learn.  Is there a reason why this merits an Oh Shit?

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