Urban Meyer or bust

[MrBig 5398]

2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Why exactly would Urban go on Cowherd's show unless he's about to get back in the game?

He’s Fox. They will parade him around all the weekly shows for the ratings. Then have a special where he announces his decision to leave Ohio like that other guy on that other network.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

If we are truly moving on from UM, then we should hear something soon about Herman or a plan B now that the Kansas game is canceled

[Rip76 4928]

28 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

If you're night crew what are you doing here now?

Monitoring.

[UncleSonny 6572]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

This is the first “something big” on CDC’s watch.  I would expect things to run differently.  That’s why he was hired.  

[Underdog 28654]

3 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

I sued a plastic surgeon one time on behalf of a client. He was drunk during the procedure and instead of silicone, he injected my client with silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long. The jury gave us 2 million; they apparently thought it was tit for tat. 

The fuck?  We talking stretch Armstrong type titties? 

[USMCHorn 1369]

8 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

God damn you people for pulling me back into this. I want to believe it's happening, there are just so many data points that don't add up. 

One thing that keeps bothering me is I just don't see us being able to keep the information locked down this well. If there was any indication that Urban was in on the Dec 18th timeline or even still actively negotiating the deal I think the $9.95ers would at least be hinting or hedging about it more. 

  Reveal hidden contents

Yet IT mods are posting shit like this and writing propaganda pieces about  Gary Kubiak. Don't think they are carrying water for the athletic department either by purposefully misdirecting. Everyone is truly in the dark and that just isn't how we usually operate when something big is going down. UT has a lot of power players that demand to be in the loop on things and stuff always leaks. 

When it comes to the Texas media you gotta understand that they benefit like a mf’er when Texas is good. Subs probably go through the roof if Urban becomes the coach. Nobody wants Urban more than the them.

Edited December 10, 2020 by USMCHorn

[Mo Horn 8843]

3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Why exactly would Urban go on Cowherd's show unless he's about to get back in the game?

Rumors about him coaching again is the reason to bring him on. But, those rumors are specifically about Texas, so why didn't he ask him about Texas? Colin is too good not to ask that, unless there was an agreement not to. 

[TexasEx 1667]

4 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

The recruiting/talent acquisition story Cowherd tells immediately after Urban leaves is interesting and probably worth your time. 

So Lou Holtz told UM to go to Texas!

[clapclapclap 9000]

40 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Urban gave us a huge clue.

He said it has to be perfect, perfect perfect!

Shelly Meyer liked Matthew McConaughey 

what does MM always say? Alright, Alright, Alright!

launch the website , Urban Meyer Texas Football Forevermore!

Sorry bro, he only said perfect twice.

 

Edited December 10, 2020 by clapclapclap
He likes perfect

[Rockethorn1978 6079]

I refuse to believe CDC fucked this up then will just retain Herman because he botched this hiring and fucked up recruiting like the mods and longhorn blitz implied on their podcast. NO way. If he retains Herman i will shocked and then i'll flame away on cdc. 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

[THUJONE 4550]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Rumors about him coaching again is the reason to bring him on. But, those rumors are specifically about Texas, so why didn't he ask him about Texas? Colin is too good not to ask that, unless there was an agreement not to. 

Absolutely. And Cowherd has never shied away from shitting on us. If he had a chance to get UM to put the rumors to bed just to twist the knife on us, he would have. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1802]

I'm just not seeing any of the smoke some on here are seeing.

 

 

[jw4381 3074]

3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Me to...however

I am so buying this jacket if they fire hermano. And if they hire Urbs, it's time for fitted jersey, mofos.

1 hour ago, TexasRenegade said:

Good grief.  A kolache with meat in it is one of two things---a pig in a blanket or a klobasnek, Kolaches come with apple, apricot, prune, peach, strawberry, poppyseed, or various other fruit fillings.  Calling a piece of dough around a sausage a kolache, is about like calling Bill Miller's good BBQ....

[UDontKnow 10445]

6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

So according to FCB, UT is leaning towards keeping Herman. Urban is leaning towards not coaching. He’s leaning away from Texas.

I’m leaning towards pm’ing my nude album of awesomeness.  
 

Which of these statements is true? Which is false? Is there even a barometer here? 
 

Until there is an unequivocal No from UM I tend to believe in all the smoke. And until CDC says “Hey guys! Burn your season tickets! I’m keeping Herman for 2021! Gotta give his new staff a chance to gel. Covid is a rough year to do this!” I will continue to hold out hope that we still have a shot with UM. 
 

Shame on you, day crew! Shame! Bringing me down man! 

I just remembered your brother posts on Surly and I feel very bad for him right now.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

But why agree to do the Buckeye Barton interview if this were truly in motion?

/daycrew

Edited December 10, 2020 by Queen Bitch
Wrong B_rton

[Deej 76797]

5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

He’s Fox. They will parade him around all the weekly shows for the ratings. Then have a special where he announces his decision to leave Ohio like that other guy on that other network.

"I'm taking my talents to Jester Beach!'

[MoJames 8244]

19 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

1.  Based on his Cowherd interview there needs to be a perfect situation for him to come back into coaching. What job that is open or coming open in the NFL is perfect or remotley prestigious enough to get his attention? Lions and Jets are not getting a look from him. 

Maybe these guys?

[TexasEd 8067]

38 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I texted my friend MM to see what's up. He's not a BSD but he's in the loop.

His exact text to me:

"Lay it on the line until the final whistle blows. If we do that we cannot lose."

I told him alright.

 

Marshall Mathers?

Mike Meyers?

 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

If we are truly moving on from UM, then we should hear something soon about Herman or a plan B now that the Kansas game is canceled

If you have ever been fired as a planned layoff,  it usually occurs on Fridays....  At least that was my last and only experience at being relieved of my job duties. No reason now to delay it.  If it's Urban (or some other big name) , it would even be more attractive now to get him on board next week  to save the recruiting class or even improve on it.  The headline alone without a contract even be signed would do the trick.

CDC..... you are on the clock.

[TexasGolf 4905]

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Sorry bro, he only said perfect twice.

 

user name almost checks out

[wood 11226]

42 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Good grief everyone is fired up about about Meyer’s comments, but they could easily be interpreted as he looked at Texas and didn’t like the situation, just like the rumors indicated a week ago. He could be waiting for USC to open up, etc.

Now there's the day crew we all know and love

[Horn80 6123]

4 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I'm just not seeing any of the smoke some on here are seeing.

 

 

Drink a whole lot more then.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

But why agree to do the Buckeye Burton interview if this were truly in motion?

/daycrew

Because if he denied the interview then it would just set off more smoke in Bucknut land. You shouldn't trust a word Urban says in that interview anyhow. Unless he tells Barton to go fuck himself and says he's going to Texas 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Maybe these guys?

Latest word from Bears beat guys is that Pat Fitzgerald is a favorite of ownership - but maybe they go after a different college coach?

[TotallyLegit 3053]

Something I hadn’t considered. Do we have a control sample of an instance when someone approached UM and he didn’t take the job?

[DanTheHorn 4925]

Verified by Texas

 

[C-Man 27230]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

If you have ever been fired as a planned layoff,  it usually occurs on Fridays....  At least that was my last and only experience at being relieved of my job duties. No reason now to delay it.  If it's Urban (or some other big name) , it would even be more attractive now to get him on board next week  to save the recruiting class or even improve on it.  The headline alone without a contract even be signed would do the trick.

CDC..... you are on the clock.

I keep hearing that we will not make a move on Herman until the replacement is signed, sealed and delivered and ready to be introduced. Imagine the hysterics we'd see if CDC announced Herman was being relieved of his duties in the next day or two. I guess they feel they can conduct a more discreet coaching search if the status quo is kept in place until they're ready to roll with the change.

[BuckeyeInSeattle 36]

I thought there was 0% chance UM was going to take the job, but that interview is causing me to reconsider.

Here's the thing: he could have easily said "I'm open to taking the perfect job in the future, but where I'm right now is that it would impact my health too much, so I'm not going to be taking a job this year."  That would have relieved a lot of people of some anxiety and uncertainty-- OSU assistants that he might take with him, Herman, Herman's assistants, fans of both fanbases, family friends, etc.  

But that's not what he said.  He said nothing about this year.  He just made a general statement.  So now there's a lot of people whose lives would be impacted if he takes the job, who are going to need to twist in the wind a while longer.  And if he was truly decided on not taking a job this year due to his health, I don't see any reason in the world that he wouldn't just state clearly that it wasn't going to be this year.  He wouldn't need to mention Texas, or confirm that Texas contacted him, or anything.

So, I'm not sure if it was just imprecise phrasing on his part, or if he's playing games for ratings or to screw with Herman, or if he is still open to the idea of accepting the UT job this year.  It's sort of puzzling.

 

 

Edited December 10, 2020 by BuckeyeInSeattle
typo

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

58 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

So since this is very much happening how do we want it to go down? 

My vote is he announces at the end of his last Fox broadcast that "You can go to hell -- I'm going to Texas" and walks off the set.

Add to that, "I hear there's some guy called futureman on a website called Surly Horns, lube that ass up dude!

[Duane Moore 5237]

The interview with Shelley Meyer that someone posted earlier seems to rule out the NFL. She didn’t hesitate an instant to rule out the NFL when asked. No pause to search for the right careful words, just started shaking her head before she even spoke. 

[Nicole44 22060]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I just remembered your brother posts on Surly and I feel very bad for him right now.

He loves me though. I’d never intentionally embarrass him. 

My brother  wants UM also! He is UM or bust. 
 

today has given me even more hope. Only reservation is if Brian Kelly matriculates to the NFL after this season ends. Hopefully, Belmont/BMDs can give Meyer the perfect scenario (whatever it is he wants) to make him our next HC.

make it happen!

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

18 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Why exactly would Urban go on Cowherd's show unless he's about to get back in the game?

Fox cross promotion

[Rip76 4928]

Day Crew bringin' it again  ^^^

[runthebone 7983]

2 hours ago, Blackcat00 said:

Dated a girl from the Dayton area 5 years ago who brought back canned Skyline Chili for me to try. 

Shit was garbage and fed it to our dog. 

That's fucked up, man.  Why did you do that to your dog?

[Foosters 17856]

48 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

 

His exact text to me:

"Lay it on the line until the final whistle blows. If we do that we cannot lose."

 

 

1-0

[Getafix 28626]

 

1)  The Barton guy is the founder of BuckeyeScoop, and that Stephanie chick with whom Shelley Meyer did that interview is part of the same site.  For both Urban and Shelley to be doing interviews with them, they are clearly connected.

2) That FCB note - though not definitive - was actually pretty specific.  Referred to an official, public communication from Texas, within 2 - 3 days, putting an end to the Meyer speculation AND confirming that Herman would stay.  The sort of info that not many other than CDC could feed him. (Or ... he just made it all up.  Because FCB.) Has IT said anything along those lines?  (Saw the tangential Nahlin reference to the FCB note.)

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Just now, C-Man said:

I keep hearing that we will not make a move on Herman until the replacement is signed, sealed and delivered and ready to be introduced. Imagine the hysterics we'd see if CDC announced Herman was being relieved of his duties in the next day or two. I guess they feel they can conduct a more discreet coaching search if the status quo is kept in place until they're ready to roll with the change.

If Bellmont  has their guy, they need to go ahead and fire and then hire within the next 24/48 hours.   No sense in kicking the can down the road or even worse yet use a search committee.   I want to slit my wrist whenever I hear of a committee hiring a new coach...   It's a clusterfuck waiting to happen when the committee hire ends up being a giant dud.  But damn one of them who had input gets to wash their hands including the AD and University President because the blame goes back to the committee.  Screw that!   

CDC was hired to the be a CEO type of AD..   Hire the new HC and then present it to a called special  meeting of the BOR and be done.   

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

1)  The Barton guy is the founder of BuckeyeScoop, and that Stephanie chick with whom Shelley Meyer did that interview is part of the same site.  For both Urban and Shelley to be doing interviews with them, they are clearly connected.

2) That FCB note - though not definitive - was actually pretty specific.  Referred to an official, public communication from Texas, within 2 - 3 days, putting an end to the Meyer speculation AND confirming that Herman would stay.  The sort of info that not many other than CDC could feed him. (Or ... he just made it all up.  Because FCB.) Has IT said anything along those lines?  (Saw the tangential Nahlin reference to the FCB note.)

FCB=Baghdad Bob.

[BuckeyeInSeattle 36]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

That's fucked up, man.  Why did you do that to your dog?

I really like Skyline a few times a year (or did when I lived in Ohio).  I just don't consider it to be chili.  But I'm not sure what I would think of it if I hadn't grown up with it.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

23 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Why exactly would Urban go on Cowherd's show unless he's about to get back in the game?

I just hope like hell he's not playing with our emotions and using the Texas job to get a better deal from an NFL team. I'm 90% done with the NFL anyway so I'll have to kick it up to 100% if he goes that direction.

[Tex Pete 20354]

52 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

Spot on, guvna.

This thread is an authoritative treatise on all manner of things.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

And I'm disappointed I haven't seen one Kendra Scott pic on here today. Come on guys.    

 

[TexasGolf 4905]

so Tom finished 1-0

[TexMexBuddha 987]

I just hope like hell he's not playing with our emotions and using the Texas job to get a better deal from an NFL team. I'm 90% done with the NFL anyway so I'll have to kick it up to 100% if he goes that direction.

FWIW. Shelly Meyer has stated that Meyer is not interested in the NFL.

[BabaYaga 15298]

Fuck it - I'm ready!

[Jack Wilson 313]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Steamroller’s almost here, Tom.  Urbs and Shelley at the wheel.

Shelly just steamrolled Tommy Boy.

Is he dead?

No, but they took him to the hospital.

What room?

1131, 1132, and 1133.

 

[Underdog 28654]

9 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That's fucked up, man.  Why did you do that to your dog?

Because he didn't have a cat? 

 

<------ Cat Dad, btw. 

[Tex Pete 20354]

47 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We may not be perfect. True. We all know this. But what a way to go out coaching. Bringing the Longhorns out of the abyss and into greatness. Jmo. We need to somehow have our Minister of Culture bump into him and Shelley somewhere. 😃

We can put him on a gyrocopter to Horseshoe Bay at a moment's notice. We could even dust off the jet pack and send him out there.

[Hammerhead 257]

5 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

CDC was hired to the be a CEO type of AD..   Hire the new HC and then present it to a called special  meeting of the BOR and be done.   

And what if the new head coach has agreed in principle but wants to wait to be announced until he gets his guys ready to go who have asked him to wait till their season is done? Where does that put CDC?