Urban Meyer or bust

[pops 6973]

Fuck...CDC even says as much in the statement...I evaluate at the end of the season. As to the end of the regular season, turtle is our coach. 

He gone. 

[Brothahorn 10085]

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Or it's the we couldn't get anyone worth a shit to come to coach here that would justify the buyout. I hope you guys are right but I get the nagging feeling CDC isn't inclined to do anything. 

Agreed

[Caddox 952]

Oh boy. He might as well have said "I dont know, ask me after Ja'Tavion Sanders signs."

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, KYHorn said:

Might be a stretch, but any chance the AD indicated the 2021 part of even suggested they report that? Otherwise, it's bizarre that at least two outlets are saying that.

Well 247 doesn't know shit. Which other outlet?

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

End of season vs end of regular season?    

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

3 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

It's an odd statement that basically says nothing.  

Edited December 12, 2020 by Scooter Monzingo

[KYHorn 16857]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Well 247 doesn't know shit. Which other outlet?

AAS... (I know)

Edited December 12, 2020 by KYHorn

[Kennythetiger 9334]

26 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

My favorite western show or movie was Deadwood the series. Perhaps I’m just a dark person but Al Swearengen was absolutely gold in that series. 

God bless you Mr. Swearengen.  
Well, not likely. But my prospects have improved. 

[Orange&White 5516]

26 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

My favorite western show or movie was Deadwood the series. Perhaps I’m just a dark person but Al Swearengen was absolutely gold in that series. 

"Inform your dealers and whores of my credit".

"Here's my counter offer to your counter offer; go fuck yourself!"

[Michael Knight 12888]

[RGBIII 22798]

 

[cdain3 3454]

Neither did FCB

Yep. I got this text and almost lost my shit.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

28 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Did Craig James kill 5 McRibs?

I think he refers to them as 5 McHookers

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Or it's the we couldn't get anyone worth a shit to come to coach here that would justify the buyout. I hope you guys are right but I get the nagging feeling CDC isn't inclined to do anything. 

That certainly might be how this thing ends - but right now that not what the statement says.  No where in there does CDC say Tom Herman will be the coach in 2021, or that he's the guy going forward, or that he's still the right coach to lead us going forwrd.  None of that.  Just that "Tom Herman is our coach".

[Getafix 28410]

It's tepid, but he could have chosen to say nothing at least until after the bowl game ("end of the season").  That he chose to say this is bad. 

He wouldn't go out of his way to make himself seem disingenuous (at the least), if he was going to fire Herman.

[clapclapclap 9000]

It's 2:09 and Tom Herman is still our coach.

[immamac 42516]

yeah Tom Herman is our coach is hilariously bad for a vote of confidence. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

Yep. I got this text and almost lost my shit.

Avatar checks out.

[Underdog 28445]

33 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Shaka smart is your man. We will waive the buyout for you. He’s coaching a top 15 team!  Strike while the iron is hot. 

I'd rather take RV driving lessons from you than have SS at UK. 

[IDIOTsavant 8437]

13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Good lord, it’s like Brian Davis didn’t even read the statement before writing this article.
 

Brian Davis is a moran according to myself....what the actual fuck kind of statement is that?

[clapclapclap 9000]

31 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Did Craig James kill 5 McRibs?

Nice

[RollLeft 5040]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That "endorsement" is scrong to very scrong, NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tex-19 2869]

Only thing this statement pretty much guarantees is that we aren't going to have a new coach very soon. You don't issue this if you're days away from a replacement. Even with NSD 1, that'd just make you look like a blatant liar to recruits.

Still don't understand why wait so long to make this decision though. Seems like after the CCG is the normal time for coaching changes. Only exceptions I can see are Kelly (probably not a candidate) or Mullen/Campbell in the unlikely event they make it. Wouldn't count on any of those situations.

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Welp fuck us nect year 

[UDontKnow 10439]

 @closetojumping told us this would be happening. It's almost as if some people didn't read every page of this thread. No need to panic.

[cdain3 3454]

Avatar checks out.

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[USMCHorn 1369]

Lol, the meltdown on 247 is hilarious. Some people just take FCB’s word as gospel without reading the statement for themselves.

[Texas Wahoo 3383]

So he can tell it’s ambiguous and lukewarm, but is certain it means he will be back?  I don’t get it. 

[Levi 2576]

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Brian Davis is a moran according to myself....what the actual fuck kind of statement is that?

Someone in the comments noted that he credited himself in his own tweet which is worse than liking your own tweet. I would have to agree. 

[runthebone 7932]

What kind of dumbfucks read that statement as saying he'll be back?  These fucking morons are supposed to make a living writing?

[USMCHorn 1369]

Just now, Texas Wahoo said:

So he can tell it’s ambiguous and lukewarm, but is certain it means he will be back?  I don’t get it. 

The guy voted against VY for the Heisman, nothing about him makes sense.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So he can tell it’s ambiguous and lukewarm, but is certain it means he will be back?  I don’t get it. 

It’s how 9.95ers hedge their bets

[South Austin 52129]

CDC: “Tom Herman is a human being currently living in Austin.”

The internet:

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

Alright day crew we knew this was coming. Let's redirect this negativity into sleuthing the interwebs for more Urban clues. Can't let night crew come in to this shit show tonight 

[Bevo&Pevo 5026]

Furk, I break away to cook up a little magic in the oven and there's a furkin' meltdown.  I'll hold my meltdown until after the playoffs are done, then if Tom is still HC I'll freak out.  BTW, this shit is pretty good.   4 with crusted pecan; 4 with black pepper  bourbon honey bacon.

[Red Five 40632]

“Herman to be extended through 2030.” -Davis, probably

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

When Anwar is the voice of reason:

 

[DFW Horn 6118]

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So he can tell it’s ambiguous and lukewarm, but is certain it means he will be back?  I don’t get it. 

Because Kurt Bowels is a moron. "Journalism"

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, DoneWithit said:

Someone in the comments noted that he credited himself in his own tweet which is worse than liking your own tweet. I would have to agree. 

That’s pretty sad. I’m glad we can’t like our own posts here. 

[TexasMan 10786]

[Zharkov 288]

5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Vicky Piria isn't much of a looker but she is a really good racer and Italian so it hits close to home.

Her bent over a table facing the other way I'm sure I could get things done. Willing to try. 🤔

[satyanash 14281]

8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

That certainly might be how this thing ends - but right now that not what the statement says.  No where in there does CDC say Tom Herman will be the coach in 2021, or that he's the guy going forward, or that he's still the right coach to lead us going forwrd.  None of that.  Just that "Tom Herman is our coach".

😟

Edited December 12, 2020 by satyanash

[TotallyLegit 3050]

5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Only thing this statement pretty much guarantees is that we aren't going to have a new coach very soon. You don't issue this if you're days away from a replacement. Even with NSD 1, that'd just make you look like a blatant liar to recruits.

Still don't understand why wait so long to make this decision though. Seems like after the CCG is the normal time for coaching changes. Only exceptions I can see are Kelly (probably not a candidate) or Mullen/Campbell in the unlikely event they make it. Wouldn't count on any of those situations.

I think maybe CDC waited till after the regular season to give it the air of finality without really being final at all.

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[Skipper 6103]

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Or it's the we couldn't get anyone worth a shit to come to coach here that would justify the buyout. I hope you guys are right but I get the nagging feeling CDC isn't inclined to do anything. 

Exactly.  I bet there is absolutely zero consensus on a secondary candidate among those that would actually write the checks to fund Tom's buyout.   Unless Urban changes his mind I think likely we just punt a year.

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Furk, I break away to cook up a little magic in the oven and there's a furkin' meltdown.  I'll hold my meltdown until after the playoffs are done, then if Tom is still HC I'll freak out.  BTW, this shit is pretty good.   4 with crusted pecan; 4 with black pepper  bourbon honey bacon.

That’s outstanding! Bring those to our firepit/party/steak/rib/whiskey/whisky/wine/beer/weed/McRib festival that surly will be having when we can finally all hang out. 

[Levi 2576]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

When Anwar is the voice of TH:

 

FIFY

[RGBIII 22798]

10 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Yep. I got this text and almost lost my shit.

I think you can txt STOP 2 end now

[ztejas 43262]

4 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

The guy voted against VY for the Heisman, nothing about him makes sense.

Good point. Let's not let him forget 

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

He says "remain as coach", which definitely implies he'll be back next season.

I'm missing it (or I haven't read the actual full statement). 

 

 

Nevermind - just satya going full satya

Edited December 12, 2020 by Hiphopopotamos