Urban Meyer or bust

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Good thing there's no shortage of idiotic overreaction hot takes.

Yeah pretty over the top but he was the first one to even mention Urbans name after the OU game. 

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

My imaginary money is also not going to CDC. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

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He wanted one thing and we failed.

 

[Steelers Roll Left 1169]

9 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

And I thought 2021 would be a better year.

Isn’t the Maya apocalypse in 2021?

[icanhazLHN? 18]

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Yeah pretty over the top but he was the first one to even mention Urbans name after the OU game. 

That dude is as fake of an insider as fake insiders get. Urban’s name was being mentioned last season

[David Wooderson 66]

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Yeah pretty over the top but he was the first one to even mention Urbans name after the OU game. 

He also said it was a done deal. Got grilled on 247. Didn't show his face all week and decided to finally speak up after CDC. Put me in the camp of him being the shittiest "insider" of all. 

Not to mention it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out Urban would be a target.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

If these are no shit BMDs coming out and saying these things about CDC, that is NOT a good look.

[Hookem2147 21217]

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Yeah pretty over the top but he was the first one to even mention Urbans name after the OU game. 

Urban has been on people’s minds long before the OU game. Logically thinking, what one thing could urban have wanted that CDC and Hartzell just decided they didn’t want to give him. After promising facility upgrades, 12 million, and meeting promise after promise, they just decided to break things off at the end? I have a hard time believing that.

[wood 11225]

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Yeah pretty over the top but he was the first one to even mention Urbans name after the OU game. 

That's cool & all, but even I heard BMDs were going after Urban before Texas - ou sucks, and I'm nobody in all of this. He's likely just as big of a nobody as I am.

[Yuk 1532]

Guys that donate 10M don't send messages to CDC via Horns247.

[conVINCEd 21469]

12 minutes ago, troph said:

how in the hell is my quote of immamac's foodfest before he even posted it?  It's like I was there, but I wasn't.

If you can see the future you need to supervise this shit.

[closetojumping 62657]

2 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Gonna need an update here.  

What the fuck is there to update? I told you what was going to happen, it happened, and then more of what I told you would happen happened, and you’re in the thick of it. Pull yourself together. 

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Why do you need an update? Literally the exact thing that he said would happen just happened.

Exactly. 

1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

Didn’t CTJ say that CDC would offer this vote of confidence and we would predictably meltdown? 

I love this fucking place. 

26 minutes ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

Wait, you followed him to a golf course to beat him up because he said mean things about you on the internet? Y'all know each other in real life?

He did nothing of the sort. I don’t know the fucking guy. He’s an imbalanced buffoon that happens to be obsessed with me because I’ve called his bullshit for what it is. His name is apparently Carl, he’s related to Jordan Whittington and he’s a receptionist at a place called Primerica, which is probably a front for a ponzi scheme. I should report it into the program that Jordan Whittington is passing on sensitive information to his jerk-off fucking cousin who is then posting it on the Internet. Remember that time when he told the recruiting board that Shemar Turner was about to commit to Texas? Well, he just committed to ATM today. Solid work. 

The guy is a room temperature IQ moron prone to making death threats. You should all put his dumb ass on ignore and stop quoting him in threads. You should also all be ashamed that you gave him enough rep that he can’t be crowdsourced. 

 

[Horn80 6119]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Isn’t the Maya apocalypse in 2021?

Feels like it

[Yuk 1532]

Just now, Hookem2147 said:

Urban has been on people’s minds long before the OU game. Logically thinking, what one thing could urban have wanted that CDC and Hartzell just decided they didn’t want to give him. After promising facility upgrades, 12 million, and meeting promise after promise, they just decided to break things off at the end? I have a hard time believing that.

Nothing because that post is entirely made up fiction.

[Atticus 3973]

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Urban has been on people’s minds long before the OU game. Logically thinking, what one thing could urban have wanted that CDC and Hartzell just decided they didn’t want to give him. After promising facility upgrades, 12 million, and meeting promise after promise, they just decided to break things off at the end? I have a hard time believing that.

AAD for football perhaps, but that guy is full of shit. CDC isn't returning calls from donors, but he's taking calls from Chip Brown? That's all kinds of bullshit.

[horn4life 3760]

I think it's sort of funny that so many of you guys thought we would toss away $25+ million on ... a new girlfriend.

Bottom line it's the right decision if you are smart and have some life experience.   I actually expect a pretty damn good year next year.  

But please, if you are home alone, and want to whine and whine and whine. Please feel free to do so.  But as somebody who has built several winning teams this gives us the very best chance at success next year.  Those that want a "new girlfriend" at this point, honestly either are not good evaluators of the available talent, haven't had a lot of girlfriends, and/or don't grasp the disruption of change for the sake of change. IF you fucked a lot of bitches... you know sometimes the bitch you know is a shit ton better than the new bitch you don't know.

flame away, but this was the right choice.  AND YES.... YOUR FUCKING WHINING AT THIS POINT DOES NOT HELP OUR FOOTBALL TEAM.

 

Edited December 12, 2020 by horn4life

[freyguy 4269]

[Getafix 28605]

32 minutes ago, troph said:

You’re having back door sex all wrong. With lube it’s ah-mazing!

 

 

31 minutes ago, troph said:

dp

 

31 minutes ago, troph said:

jesus

 

30 minutes ago, troph said:

ugh

 

Quite the roller-coaster of sentiments, there.

 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

1 minute ago, Yuk said:

Guys that donate 10M don't send messages to CDC via Horns247.

Yea well what about $500? I’ve put together a very strongly worded letter for cdc sent certified mail.

[DFW Horn 6123]

13 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Anyone point me in the direction of the picture of the longhorn with orange balls? Thought I saved it but can't find it. I thought it was in this thread.

It was indeed a majestic specimen. 

[wood 11225]

1 minute ago, horn4life said:

I think it's sort of funny that so many of you guys thought we would is away $25+ million on ... a new girlfriend.

Bottom line it's the right decision if you are smart and have some life experience.   I actually expect a pretty damn good year next year.  

But please, if you are home alone, and want to whine and whine and whine. Please feel free to do so.  But as somebody who has built several winning teams this gives us the very best chance at success next year.  Those that want a "new girlfriend" at this point, honestly either are not good evaluators of the available talent, haven't had a lot of girlfriends, and/or don't grasp the disruption of change for the sake of change. IF you fucked a lot of bitches... you know sometimes the bitch you know is a shit ton better than the new bitch you don't know.

flame away, but this was the right choice.  AND YES.... YOUR FUCKING WHINING AT THIS POINT DOES NOT HELP OUR FOOTBALL TEAM.

 

So ... you really think CDC's statement means TH will be the coach when the Horns lace 'em up against Louisiana? 
That's adorable.

[troph 24787]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

Quite the roller-coaster of sentiments, there.

 

you missed how I ended up posting that announcement 5 times at once and posted immamac's homemade mcrib success pics before he did.

[Brothahorn 10087]

17 minutes ago, troph said:

how in the hell is my quote of immamac's foodfest before he even posted it?  It's like I was there, but I wasn't.

Maybe you are 'inverted'?

[Longhornlove 4814]

Just now, DFW Horn said:

It was indeed a majestic specimen. 

I swear I saved it but can't find it on my computer. It was amazing.

[DFW Horn 6123]

2 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I think it's sort of funny that so many of you guys thought we would toss away $25+ million on ... a new girlfriend.

Bottom line it's the right decision if you are smart and have some life experience.   I actually expect a pretty damn good year next year.  

But please, if you are home alone, and want to whine and whine and whine. Please feel free to do so.  But as somebody who has built several winning teams this gives us the very best chance at success next year.  Those that want a "new girlfriend" at this point, honestly either are not good evaluators of the available talent, haven't had a lot of girlfriends, and/or don't grasp the disruption of change for the sake of change. IF you fucked a lot of bitches... you know sometimes the bitch you know is a shit ton better than the new bitch you don't know.

flame away, but this was the right choice.  AND YES.... YOUR FUCKING WHINING AT THIS POINT DOES NOT HELP OUR FOOTBALL TEAM.

 

Well, the bitch comparison for TH is apropos. Nice tits, btw

[Duane Moore 5237]

3 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Dang it, what movie is that from?

[Michael Knight 12977]

well, now I don't know what to believe 

 

[Valmy77 13226]

3 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Bottom line it's the right decision if you are smart and have some life experience.   I actually expect a pretty damn good year next year.  

 

It is the right decision if you foolishly put yourself in a terrible situation.

I expected a pretty damn good year this year. That didn't work out for me so well. But surely some day we will get another one right?

Though maybe I should qualify: what exactly do you consider a pretty damn good year?

[bschoolprof 6252]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What the fuck is there to update? I told you what was going to happen, it happened, and then more of what I told you would happen happened, and you’re in the thick of it. Pull yourself together. 

I just want to clarify that when AAS reports that: "Del Conte later confirmed in a phone call with the American-Statesman that his statement means Herman will be UT's coach in 2021. A second UT source confirmed this as well. "

you stand by your statement it's bullshit and one of them (CDC or the AAS) is lying?  I want to believe, but this entire thread has been full on conspiracy-theory nonsense.  

[Alien Octopus 516]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

New QB + shit o line + WR who can't get open. Should be a fun year

Perfect perfect perfect?

[Newy25 7668]

5 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I think it's sort of funny that so many of you guys thought we would toss away $25+ million on ... a new girlfriend.

Bottom line it's the right decision if you are smart and have some life experience.   I actually expect a pretty damn good year next year.  

But please, if you are home alone, and want to whine and whine and whine. Please feel free to do so.  But as somebody who has built several winning teams this gives us the very best chance at success next year.  Those that want a "new girlfriend" at this point, honestly either are not good evaluators of the available talent, haven't had a lot of girlfriends, and/or don't grasp the disruption of change for the sake of change. IF you fucked a lot of bitches... you know sometimes the bitch you know is a shit ton better than the new bitch you don't know.

flame away, but this was the right choice.  AND YES.... YOUR FUCKING WHINING AT THIS POINT DOES NOT HELP OUR FOOTBALL TEAM.

 

I mean this sincerely. Go fuck yourself. 

Edited December 12, 2020 by Newy25

[Nicole44 22059]

Getting my night shift energy on. Sun is down. It’s time to roll! 

[Alien Octopus 516]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

New QB + shit o line + WR who can't get open. Should be a fun year

Perfect perfect perfect?

[Yuk 1532]

1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

I just want to clarify that when AAS reports that: "Del Conte later confirmed in a phone call with the American-Statesman that his statement means Herman will be UT's coach in 2021. A second UT source confirmed this as well. "

you stand by your statement it's bullshit and one of them (CDC or the AAS) is lying?  I want to believe, but this entire thread has been full on conspiracy-theory nonsense.  

2021 is three weeks away.

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

10 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

If these are no shit BMDs coming out and saying these things about CDC, that is NOT a good look.

I assume he’s not an actual bmd, but if he is holy fucking shit. 

[DFW Horn 6123]

3 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I just want to clarify that when AAS reports that: "Del Conte later confirmed in a phone call with the American-Statesman that his statement means Herman will be UT's coach in 2021. A second UT source confirmed this as well. "

Which AAS reporter and UT "source" confirmed Herman will be back next season?

[Valmy77 13226]

So CDC is saying that for at least one day in 2021 Tom Herman will be the head coach? I mean I know he has a political position but no way he is that weasel-ly with his words.

[Duane Moore 5237]

2 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I just want to clarify that when AAS reports that: "Del Conte later confirmed in a phone call with the American-Statesman that his statement means Herman will be UT's coach in 2021. A second UT source confirmed this as well. "

you stand by your statement it's bullshit and one of them (CDC or the AAS) is lying?  I want to believe, but this entire thread has been full on conspiracy-theory nonsense.  

Sorry to keep parsing words here, but “Herman will be UT’s coach in 2021” could still mean he gets canned in January. Why say he is going to be doing an evaluation after the season is over if you’ve already decided on the result?

[wood 11225]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Getting my night shift energy on. Sun is down. It’s time to roll! 

Yep. Time to flush all the overreacting-&-running-around-with-our-hair-on-fire  Day Shift SDE. We got this shit. Y'all day shifters can run home, turn off all the lights, close the blinds and cry yourselves to sleep.

[Nicole44 22059]

I have the perfect footstool for my work area! 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

7 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

It’s not a good look period. I doubt this guy knows shit. He’s probably a friend of an acquaintance of someone who has power. Regardless, we as a fan base look incredibly stupid because of people like this guy. If you have money and power, shut up. If you don’t, shut up. We just need to shut the fuck up. We need to post gifs. And not steal them @PassiveAggressiveCoach

I didn't steal it. It was posted here last night. It was funny as hell. Timing to post it again after the announcement is perfect. Only person who can post gifs is the person who made it? GTFO of here. 

Edited December 12, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

8 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

I remember I remember I remember

"I remember....we were flying low and hit something in the air."  Next season - D.O.A.

[PDX_Horn 24]

6 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I think it's sort of funny that so many of you guys thought we would toss away $25+ million on ... a new girlfriend.

Bottom line it's the right decision if you are smart and have some life experience.   I actually expect a pretty damn good year next year.  

 

 

 

 

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

That message is written in Urban’s handwriting. I’d notice his pensmanship anywhere.

[TommyGufano 6021]

Carl works at Kramerica?

[horn4life 3760]

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea well what about $500? I’ve put together a very strongly worded letter for cdc sent certified mail.

Holy shit... this actually cracks me up.  I can't decide which I am laughing at more.the $500? The certainly your $500 has some meaning, or the fact you think either is of the level to involve certified mail.  I think "certified mail" made me laugh hardest.

[smash 58]

The speed at which the announcements were out on major media makes me think it was sent out by our PR department.  I don’t think it was about reading comprehension on his post.

[89Horn 1514]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Getting my night shift energy on. Sun is down. It’s time to roll! 

The night shift should do a table read of the Wolf of Wall Street.  Reading the posts in the thread after the sun sets for some reason reminds me of that movie.

[ClubWhatever 12138]

That 247 board went from saying Texans7 "knows shit" and "he's been right before" to completely trashing the guy and asking for a ban, in the space of about a month.

[C-Man 27221]

2 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

The night shift should do a table read of the Wolf of Wall Street.  Reading the posts in the thread after the sun sets for some reason reminds me of that movie.