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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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18 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Welp, I’m guessing that Caddox is full of shit

You didn't think that the first 2-3 times he openly lied and was wrong about it? According to him over a week ago Urban was already in. Then if not Urban then big things were happening. Now CDC is throwing out statements supporting Herman (about 2 weeks too late) and he's rolling in with "good news is on the horizon". How much snake oil can a man swallow before realizing it's garbage?

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3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Do we have a bass fishing team? We should get a bass fishing team. It's another 'other' sport we can dominate. I know we could beat North Alabama and Georgia Southern. 

How are our team handball, archery, and badminton coaches and facilities? Can CDC pull some big money for those critical sports? 

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2 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

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Texas is pushing for a handful of potential replacements for Fuck Face. They shot the moon and tried to get Urban. It’s 99% likely he’s not coming. Now they are working on plan B and these coaches won’t be available to discuss the job until next Sunday. Don’t fall for the bait from the CDC statement or the various fake insiders trying to falsely push hope. We just have to drink heavily and wait. 

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Just now, Hermanator said:

You didn't think that the first 2-3 times he openly lied and was wrong about it? According to him over a week ago Urban was already in. Then if not Urban then big things were happening. Now CDC is throwing out statements supporting Herman (about 2 weeks too late) and he's rolling in with "good news is on the horizon". How much snake oil can a man swallow before realizing it's garbage?

Shit dude, at least he’s not selling it.  I’ll take some free snake oil ;)

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Just now, Reese Bennett said:

How are our team handball, archery, and badminton coaches and facilities? Can CDC pull some big money for those critical sports? 

These axe throwers competing in the World Axe throwing championship seem solid. Maybe we try for some new sports? 

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6 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Do we have a bass fishing team? We should get a bass fishing team. It's another 'other' sport we can dominate. I know we could beat North Alabama and Georgia Southern. 

Bill Dance would coach Tennessee and they'd win all the time. 

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1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


Texas is pushing for a handful of potential replacements for Fuck Face. They shot the moon and tried to get Urban. It’s 99% likely he’s not coming. Now they are working on plan B and these coaches won’t be available to discuss the job until next Sunday. Don’t fall for the bait from the CDC statement or the various fake insiders trying to falsely push hope. We just have to drink heavily and wait. 

In that case maybe we need some of this...

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

'cause we got a little convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'cross the u-s-a.
Convoy!

So we crashed the gate doin’ ninety eight. I said ‘Let them truckers roll’

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25 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Do we have a bass fishing team? We should get a bass fishing team. It's another 'other' sport we can dominate. I know we could beat North Alabama and Georgia Southern. 

You’ll be shocked to learn that aggy has one and has won a couple of national championships the past 15 years, from whichever non-ncaa entity awards them. 

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15 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

WTF could any news be generated on a Sunday night?  Only ones I want to hear from are disgruntled BMDs. If they're happy, then I'll take that too.

Night Crew gumbo checking in, this shit had to reduce
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While it looks great. I call bullshit. Work station is way too clean for gumbo. 

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