Urban Meyer or bust

[IDIOTsavant 8497]

Just now, BornOrange said:

Where's the cubed potato?

He shaved it like the garlic in Goodfellas.

[Poolflood 845]

1 minute ago, BornOrange said:

Where's the cubed potato?

Give me a potato, Vasili. One potato only, please.

[PDX_Horn 24]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Stephen King was coked out of his mind while making Maximum Overdrive (as evidenced by this trailer)

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

44 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Do we have a bass fishing team? We should get a bass fishing team. It's another 'other' sport we can dominate. I know we could beat North Alabama and Georgia Southern. 

Edited December 14, 2020 by clapclapclap
It's all about that bass, bout that bass, no trotline

[jw4381 3080]

Time for more rum.

[Gravy Train 974]

3 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

While it looks great. I call bullshit. Work station is way too clean for gumbo. 

I made it look pretty, and you're right-- I made a damn mess.  Cutting board for the chicken and sausage was gone and cleaned up, I had already transferred the pot to a different burner and cleaned up the burner pan.

[TBD 80]

33 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Texas is pushing for a handful of potential replacements for Fuck Face. They shot the moon and tried to get Urban. It’s 99% likely he’s not coming. Now they are working on plan B and these coaches won’t be available to discuss the job until next Sunday. Don’t fall for the bait from the CDC statement or the various fake insiders trying to falsely push hope. We just have to drink heavily and wait. 

[ClubWhatever 12145]

[Rimbo 25976]

pfalzgraf coffee cake

 

[Gravy Train 974]

5 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Where's the cubed potato?

Was reminded to make potato salet with this, said fuck it and made buttery risotto rice instead.

[Radical Larry 28641]

Where's the cubed potato?

There are a few posting on this thread.

[Underdog 28711]

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

2,4,5,1,3

[TexasGolf 4967]

Let’s fire up the dinosaur 🦖 porn again 

[Rip76 4943]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

2,4,5,1,3

2,X,X,1,X

[Gut Wagon 8083]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

2,4,5,1,3

Girl on the far right is being pushed away from the crowd. That's called being ostracized. 

Girl in the center is a hulking giant. That's called being ostrich-sized. 

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

1 hour ago, pearlandhorn said:

I’d trim off all the fat cap, cook it for 18 hours, and slice with the grain if it got him here, IDGAF

Those pics were posted last week

[Nicole44 22061]

8 minutes ago, PDX_Horn said:

Stephen King was coked out of his mind while making Maximum Overdrive (as evidenced by this trailer)

 

 No doubt. People forget Marla Maples is in the first minute too. Strange ass movie but yet for some reason when it’s on, I watch it. 

[RGBIII 22840]

Couldn’t find a decent packer brisket at HEB so called an audible. Boston butt and smoked queso

[Los Borracho 36]

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

pfalzgraf coffee cake

 

Looks like the Longhorn Network needs to transition to a cooking channel.   Might be more interesting to watch.

[Urbanmeyerscyst 2]

He really came in here dropped a fake grenade and then dipped

[bmbmd 1027]

33 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

So we crashed the gate doin’ ninety eight. I said ‘Let them truckers roll’

10-4

[TexasGolf 4967]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

. 

Girl in the center is a hulking giant. That's called being ostrich-sized. 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

42 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Heather Dinich or Mina Kimes

i have no idea who mina is and will have to google.  dinichdome was out of nowhere promoted from assorted hanger-on to bristol expert with zero qualifications whatsoever and next to beth mwns the most annoying least-qualified woman in sports broadcasting.

for dinich, it all depends on her upright cowgirl technique.

[Bevo&Pevo 5205]

12 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

1 and 4 together, X,X,X

[Nicole44 22061]

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Couldn’t find a decent packer brisket at HEB so called an audible. Boston butt and smoked queso

I also use Boston butt to make some fucking delicious carnitas. 

 

[C-Man 27230]

[Steelers Roll Left 1179]

For realz, or not for realz........that is the question.....

[TexasGolf 4967]

F5

 

[PDX_Horn 24]

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Couldn’t find a decent packer brisket at HEB so called an audible. Boston butt and smoked queso

Looks great but this would be me a few hours after eating 

[immamac 42864]

I'm going to upgrade the forum software because I dont wanna stay up all night.

Sorry in advance

[Nicole44 22061]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Couldn’t find a decent packer brisket at HEB so called an audible. Boston butt and smoked queso

Did you put cubed potatoes in that queso! That looks outstanding. 

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I also use Boston butt to make some fucking delicious carnitas. 

 

Yup I’ll do the same. Made sammiches for dinner but I put leftovers in a container with some lime juice and will have carnitas tacos for lunch the rest of the week

[TexasGolf 4967]

Just now, immamac said:

I'm going to upgrade the forum software because I dont wanna stay up all night.

Sorry in advance

Will it make CUM happen fast 

[phdhorn 6224]

I'm convinced that half the people in this thread weigh at least 435 pounds.

[Nicole44 22061]

Hey Football night in America about to talk about Texas School for the Deaf historic win. That’s pretty cool.

I am out of rep. Sleepy. Damnit. 

[phdhorn 6224]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Hey Football night in America about to talk about Texas School for the Deaf historic win. That’s pretty cool.

I am out of rep. Sleepy. Damnit. 

Oh, really?  I hadn't heard about that.

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

12 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Let’s fire up the dinosaur 🦖 porn again 

NO GOD NO!!! /gif

[Bevo&Pevo 5205]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm going to upgrade the forum software because I dont wanna stay up all night.

Sorry in advance

You will single handedly save Caddox's rep.

[Enchubben 5510]

Good looking stuff, but that’s cheese stew, not queso.

[Wulaw Horn 19096]

1 minute ago, phdhorn said:

I'm convinced that half the people in this thread weigh at least 435 pounds.

I don’t weigh a pound over 297. Or maybe 304. But definitely not 435. 

[Underdog 28711]

9 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

10-4

C'mon back and talk to teddy bear*

 

* Yes, I know it's a different song. 

[Nicole44 22061]

2 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I'm convinced that half the people in this thread weigh at least 435 pounds.

Are you saying some posters can’t all get on the same elevator? 

[DalTxHornFan 3106]

Anybody that is keeping up with this thread in real time should admit that they have a problem.  I'm told reliably that admitting that you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

YMMV.

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

Just now, DalTxHornFan said:

Anybody that is keeping up with this thread in real time should admit that they have a problem.  I'm told reliably that admitting that you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

YMMV.

I have a problem. Now, where's that fucking update, Caddox!

[wood 11227]

3 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I'm convinced that half the people in this thread weigh at least 435 pounds.

212 here. Down from my personal best of 223 on Turkey Day.

What do I win?

[IDIOTsavant 8497]

4 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I'm convinced that half the people in this thread weigh at least 435 pounds.

Shame weighs more than fat, sir.

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

18 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Let’s fire up the dinosaur 🦖 porn again 

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

PSA to all you f5ers:

CADDOX IS FETCH !!!

TROLL !!!!

THERE IS NO NEWS !!!