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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

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2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

ah so you finally got word that aligns with what the rest of us already gathered. Cool, cool

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4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

So when was this super positive indication? That Saturday when you said it was done? 

Yea. UM told them he was happy with our offer. I think thats a pretty big deal bc other places are saying we somehow didnt pony up or give him what he wants and its bullshit. 

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

So when was this super positive indication? That Saturday when you said it was done? 

Basing off the last few sentences. It seems like he's inferring the super positive indication came some time after the bad news hit. The roller coaster started to climb back up the hill around Wednesday-Friday. So that may be when he gave the reinforcement. 

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6 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

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Dammit -- I was finally getting over the Urban/Texas shit and you do this to me!?!?!?

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36 minutes ago, Bevo said:
Who was the DL who went to that school and went on to play for Nebraska? Can't remember if he made it to the pros.

Are you thinking Kenny Walker from Crane? NFL for the Broncos after attending Nebraskie.

Thanks. I guess I was wrong about him attending the Texas School for the deaf.

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Yea. UM told them he was happy with our offer. I think thats a pretty big deal bc other places are saying we somehow didnt pony up or give him what he wants and its bullshit. 

This is not good smack. It's cut with a lot of rat poison and baking soda but fuck it. I'm taking it all. 

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9 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

Prime night shift shit right there. You gonna double down with a futurefister wager too?

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Check it out! The new update includes "Dark Mode"! @immamac is hooking the Night Shift up!

I already had dark mode. Y'all didn't? I had to reset it after the update. Looks nice.  Very cool new UI. The only (tiny) issue I see is the text column/boxes being way narrower than before, but I'm guessing that's on the list of tweaks to come.

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1 minute ago, wood said:

I already had dark mode. Y'all didn't? I had to reset it after the update. Looks nice. The only (tiny) issue I see is the text column/boxes being way narrower than before, but I'm guessing that's on the list of tweaks to come.

I'm not a Tapa user so I'm a bit behind the times.

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4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Yea. UM told them he was happy with our offer. I think thats a pretty big deal bc other places are saying we somehow didnt pony up or give him what he wants and its bullshit. 

So where does it currently stand and what led to the cliff dive on that next Sunday?

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Just now, Texasrocks said:

We need to diagram this shit... So Caddox's friend's brother-in-law's friend said it is looks good? Any chance this conversation happened in a porta potty?

I know we are all high on Caddoxs new UM revelation but whats the porta potty story? Don't think I was around then. 

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We need to diagram this shit... So Caddox's friend's brother-in-law's friend said it is looks good? Any chance this conversation happened in a porta potty?

No, his BFF’s BIL went hunting with someone who was in the room with BMDs. Like 3rd cousin twice removed shit here. That’s like an AAS first hand source. Good as gold.

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All I can gather about last Saturday is that at least two people that put up a lot of money think and said its done because UM basically said, yea ok this all looks good. I couldnt text back and ask for details or anything. 

So Im back on the UM train. 

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3 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

We need to diagram this shit... So Caddox's friend's brother-in-law's friend said it is looks good? Any chance this conversation happened in a porta potty?

Yeah I'm not going to believe it until I hear it from the brother in law.

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Any news that’s not no is good news. Also, it’s funny how the surly Twitter was like we have big news and it went dark for an update. 
What is dark mode? Is it only for night people? Is like night vision? 
 

gif for all my new buddies. Who hit F5 for the last two plus hours. And were maybe freaked out by dinosaur porn? I dunno. Obviously that’s not me. We get Urban and I’ll consider something similar. 

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15 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ill just do quick cliffs:

Close friends BIL was at a lease this weekend with someone that was in the room in Dallas when they were putting together the donor side of the UM stuff. Buddy texts me earlier and says the program and the CDC stuff whatever was constant conversation.

- They still feel good about UM.

- CDC is hardly even involved.

- Tom Herman is toast

My main question without being too pushy was why was everyone celebrating on Saturday and then shitty news comes out Sunday and everyone goes completely silent? He said they felt like this last round of negotiations went really well, but that they all agreed to give Meyer space bc it was clear he needed it. Then they all went nuts bc Meyer basically told us he felt great about stuff and that he wants to let the season or his fox stuff or our season or whatever shake out. Meyer had started to get cagey and then he gave us a super positive indication without us asking for one. 

Out of rep but will give some tomorrow.

This is like heroin for me.  I'm in the UM or bust camp so I needed some hope with this.

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

So where does it currently stand and what led to the cliff dive on that next Sunday?

9.95ers get their info from dipshits like Bianco that know nothing. Im not even sure what CDC knows about what our donors offered Meyer. UM hasnt "rejected" us thats for sure. 

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