Urban Meyer or bust

[Txslnghrns 1,352]

Well. No ones posted anything for over an hour. Going to bed.

[90's_Horn 175]

This thread is simply glorious! May it never die. 
 

[BrazilHorn 6,580]

5 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

McPigeon, I learned recently.  I'm thinking the surplus bird goes into their McNuggets.  

Could be why you never see any baby pigeons. McRib are the veal of pigeon meat. 

[Underdog 28,508]

7 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Good lord no. Lynda Carter is goddess like. She’s one of those women that all women go (looking at Wonder Woman), “that’s a gorgeous woman.” I did alright in college but I was nowhere in her league. 

Good Lord, Woman.  You must have been beating them back with a stick.  And I see you're into pearls. 

[Underdog 28,508]

7 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

[tejas60 3,531]

[Bevo 13,534]

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I took a melatonin. Sleepy now. Furk I didn’t mean to quote myself and I can’t get rid of this shit. Facepalm.

I had a similar issue with the last iteration of the software. For some reason, two screenshots of my computer showed up below my message. Nothing bad but I always have a shitload of tabs open. It took me forever to figure out how to delete the screenshots.

[Underdog 28,508]

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

When and where?

[cam4mav 770]

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I had a similar issue with the last iteration of the software. For some reason, two screenshots of my computer showed up below my message. Nothing bad but I always have a shitload of tabs open. It took me forever to figure out how to delete the screenshots.

close the tab?

[Gut Wagon 8,054]

7 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i pretty much hit puberty at the cinema in 1982

"Poor as a snake," as my dad would have said. He'd then have added, "She'd have to stand up twice to make a shadow." 

[RollLeft 5,040]

Time to wake up and burn off a mcrib, move your arse...

 

 

[HenryJames 65,931]

4 hours ago, utee94 said:

I was a big fan of The Heathers in the 80s.  No, not THAT The Heathers...

 

 

 

Thomas > Locklear

[UncleBuck 6,448]

FYI Day Crew

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,071]

Is it day, is it night? Who the fuck cares?

 

 

[DoobieWah 1,424]

Your hydration level is so poor, you can't even produce a decent sample?

[Horn80 6,111]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Is it day, is it night? Who the fuck cares?

 

 

Since there is not A&M logo on your glass, I will assume that is not piss.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,071]

3 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Your hydration level is so poor, you can't even produce a decent sample?

Maybe I’m a half empty kind of guy...

[SHOOTER12 8,795]

8 hours ago, cmontexas said:

80s 90s whatever 

Butterface

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,071]

8 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Butterface

I’d put some nut-butter on her face.

[immamac 42,733]

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,071]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

Unfair to night shift, IMO.

[closetohumping 17,416]

8 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Unfair to night shift, IMO.

[Bigbend1812 12,908]

29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Butterface

Still haven’t looked up from dem tittays.

 

 

[Bigbend1812 12,908]

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

[Underdog 28,508]

37 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Butterface

Ass up, face down. 

[ClubWhatever 12,105]

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

[FloridaHorn 4,735]

@immamac is watching!

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

So page 666 is where we get to see @Nicole44's nudes?

 

[Nicole44 22,030]

11 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

@immamac is watching!

 

 

Well, he has to post on 666 to help us break the fucking curse on our football team. It is a "moral imperative."

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

13 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

@immamac is watching!

 

 

 

[Underdog 28,508]

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Well, he better move or he'll get shot in the eye. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,107]

F'n night crew leaves a job unfinished.  For crossing the T and dotting the I, I submit: 

[Underdog 28,508]

[Underdog 28,508]

To paraphrase a TV ad...  " a great way to start your day..." 

[DFW Horn 6,118]

Day Crew checking in.

Have we signed UM yet or are we getting more bitchassedness from the 9.95ers?

[Underdog 28,508]

To keep this football themed, Mrs. Chris Fowler...

[Bevo&Pevo 5,107]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

Can't we just stay a little bit longer...

 

[Bigbend1812 12,908]

 

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,107]

The money shot is near.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

Yeah, I’m ready to see Nicole’s boobs too.

[Horn80 6,111]

44 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Did anyone else scream?

[Underdog 28,508]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

 

Wear her like a feedbag. 

[DFW Horn 6,118]

13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

To paraphrase a TV ad...  " a great way to start your day..." 

No hand-jos from the weightlifter

[UncleBuck 6,448]

16 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Yeah, that's not happening.

Christ it's gunna be near impossible to open this thread with anyone around today. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,107]

 

[BurntOrange&White 39,860]

Yup..... @UncleBuck

[Post Oak 20,191]

14 minutes ago, Underdog said:

To keep this football themed, Mrs. Chris Fowler...

She of Fitness Beach

[LTtxfan 49,073]

Let's Do This...

[RGBIII 22,800]

[LTtxfan 49,073]

Time to workout...