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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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Posted by Nicole44,

—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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Can everyone plz retweet this  

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2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

 

 

Yes, just don't ignore my texts or phone calls and there will be no problems.

 

18 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

ztejas, I think management wants an update from night crew. I assume this is a private message so we need to spin the narrative to keep our jobs?  I suggest we keep this private, but this will keep us employed if we promote this as Urban is a done deal? Correct? Please don't share with the Board those guys are so gullible. 

 

20 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

ztejas, I think management wants an update from night crew. I assume this is a private message so we need to spin the narrative to keep our jobs?  I suggest we keep this private, but this will keep us employed if we promote this as Urban is a done deal? Correct? Please don't share with the Board those guys are so gullible. 

 

22 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

ztejas, I think management wants an update from night crew. I assume this is a private message so we need to spin the narrative to keep our jobs?  I suggest we keep this private, but this will keep us employed if we promote this as Urban is a done deal? Correct? 

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53 minutes ago, Mwe10 said:

Long time lurker, but I came across something very interesting on Twitter from somebody who has been very accurate on big ten related news. https://twitter.com/siryacht/status/1339363475043340290?s=21 

he has correctly had news such as the start of the big ten and big ten changing rules so Ohio state could play in the championship this weekend. 

Strong to very strong first post. We will accept your application to night crew on a probationary basis. 

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53 minutes ago, Mwe10 said:

Long time lurker, but I came across something very interesting on Twitter from somebody who has been very accurate on big ten related news. https://twitter.com/siryacht/status/1339363475043340290?s=21 

he has correctly had news such as the start of the big ten and big ten changing rules so Ohio state could play in the championship this weekend. 

Interesting that he was one of the squid's first follows. 

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18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So we have to start tracking yachts now?  Lol. We should make the day crew do that shit. 

--Oracle moving headquarters to Austin

--Chairman of the Board is Larry Ellison

--Larry races yachts

--So yes track Larry's yacht for Urban to ATX

 

 

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30 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Press 'submit' once.  How fucking hard is that?

I explained after hitting reply it kept showing send reply with no confirmation that text was sent. You must be fun to work with and apparently have self regulation issues which translates to very low EQ. There is counseling that can help with your issues. Good luck.

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20 minutes ago, Deej said:

I have a source who is a straight shooter. He says Urban to Texas is a lock. 

 

 

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Night crew.  And just for that, I give you all the nights and yachts you can handle.

 

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14 minutes ago, El Squared said:

It seems pops really wanted to ream you for potentially utilitarian domestic carpet selection.

Looks  like his prick just hit a hard wall of concrete instead. Well played.

Beautiful  brisket porn RGBIII!

You don't know what my prick has hit!  

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