Urban Meyer or bust

[millhouse 2604]

In on 700

[MoJames 8244]

7 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

In on 700! Did we win?

We didn't lose.

[smwhorn 482]

In on pg 700

Edited December 17, 2020 by smwhorn

[Getafix 28605]

 

SEVENHUNDO means "UMTOTEXAS" in Swahili.  

[BachelorTrek 2968]

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

"Say 'Goodnight!' Gracie!"
---"Goodnight, Gracie!"

What an act, by a couple hams!  LULZ

Edited December 17, 2020 by BachelorTrek

[MoJames 8244]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

lulz. is sam getting a job in the fox studio?

I don’t come as often because I feel sorry for all of you.  day crew, night shift, etc.  what a sad bunch of pear-shaped losers all of you must be.  let me know when urban signs his contract, dipshits. 

[closetohumping 17440]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

TCU has beaten us four times in those five years.

which isn't really much of an accomplishment, is it?  How's he done vs everyone else?  Sorry, beating Texas doesn't make you elite.

[RGBIII 22840]

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

lulz. is sam getting a job in the fox studio?

I don’t come as often because I feel sorry for all of you.  day crew, night shift, etc.  what a sad bunch of pear-shaped losers all of you must be.  let me know when urban signs his contract, dipshits. 

[MAUFRAIS 6624]

[closetohumping 17440]

22 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

UM hired before or after we hit 1000? Going with the over simply because we will hit 1000 by Saturday and UM is in on Sunday

300 pages in a week?  What sort of losers are we hanging with here?

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

URBAN MEYER WILL COME TO TEXAS

[Tonesky 934]

First time I've enjoyed the 700 Club without being drunk.

By the way, is it soup yet?  I'm ready for some fucking CUM soup.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

25 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Fran probably ran a 5.4

That's Incredible!

[Getafix 28605]

 

If Ohio State is not in the playoff - which I doubt; I think they will be - it would be quite the lulz if Cinci is put in, ahead of Aggy.

[thunderlounge 7823]

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

URBAN MEYER WILL COME TO TEXAS

For the barbecue?

[DaysOff 7947]

I don’t come as often because I feel sorry for all of you.  day crew, night shift, etc.  what a sad bunch of pear-shaped losers all of you must be.  let me know when urban signs his contract, dipshits. 

We will fuckface.

[Bevo14 8310]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

If Ohio State is not in the playoff - which I doubt; I think they will be - it would be quite the lulz if Cinci is put in, ahead of Aggy.

If they beat Tulsa they really should be.

[washparkhorn 9939]

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

lulz. is sam getting a job in the fox studio?

I don’t come as often because I feel sorry for all of you.  day crew, night shift, etc.  what a sad bunch of pear-shaped losers all of you must be.  let me know when urban signs his contract, dipshits. 

"Five-sided Fistagon!"

 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

That's Incredible!

 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

If Ohio State is not in the playoff - which I doubt; I think they will be - it would be quite the lulz if Cinci is put in, ahead of Aggy.

It would be, but also rightfully so. That LSU loss puts a damper on Aggy's win over Florida. Cincy should get in over Aggy but probably wouldn't if it came down to that. 

[ztejas 43419]

Cincy needs to beat Tulsa by 40. They might be capable of that. SMU losing to ECU kind of fucked Cincy. SMU losing to Tulsa really fucked them.

[Reese Bennett 3611]

If Iowa State beats OK, why wouldn't they jump aggy?

[HornsofBevo 122]

Just now, Reese Bennett said:

If Iowa State beats OK, why wouldn't they jump aggy?

I think the bigger their win is over OUsux the better the chance is of that happening.

[washparkhorn 9939]

 

[ztejas 43419]

3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

If Iowa State beats OK, why wouldn't they jump aggy?

 

Just now, HornsofBevo said:

I think the bigger their win is over OUsux the better the chance is of that happening.

I too enjoy engaging in silly discussions.

[TexasToast 728]

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

I don’t come as often because I feel sorry for all of you.  day crew, night shift, etc.  what a sad bunch of pear-shaped losers all of you must be.  let me know when urban signs his contract, dipshits. 

[HornsofBevo 122]

Just now, ztejas said:

 

I too enjoy engaging in silly discussions.

Well you are in the Urban Meyer or bust thread so I think that goes without saying.

[CoachTex 2624]

2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

If Iowa State beats OK, why wouldn't they jump aggy?

See TCU vs Baylor 2014

 

[David Dennison 18856]

aggy needs Notre Dame to beat Clemson and OU to beat Iowa State. 

[ztejas 43419]

2 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

See TCU vs Baylor 2014

 

Pretty different scenario. There were a few very strong 1 loss teams that year and the B12 didn't play a CCG iirc.

That TCU team would also beat either of these B12 CCG teams like a rented mule.

 

[Underdog 28622]

12 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

She portrayed a Coach once, got down with one of the students IIRC. 

[utee94 15820]

Just now, ztejas said:

Pretty different scenario. There were a few very strong 1 loss teams that year and the B12 didn't play a CCG iirc.

That TCU team would also beat either of these B12 CCG teams like a rented mule.

 

Playing, or not playing, the CCG, was completely irrelevant.  There's no way ESPN's selection committee was about to put in either of two tiny church schools, ahead of Ohio State.  Television sets and helmet status are what matters to ESPN.

 

 

[David Dennison 18856]

13 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

If Iowa State beats OK, why wouldn't they jump aggy?

Two losses.

[TexArcher 37774]

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I too enjoy engaging in silly discussions.

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Discuss.

[Txslnghrns 1352]

Snowmageddon2020? 

Picked the wrong time to have snow blower in shop. 
 

[Hurtlocker 2212]

I feel like we need to get this thread back on topic.   Helga.

[BachelorTrek 2968]

1 minute ago, Txslnghrns said:

#ChainsawJaws

[stork642 4498]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

This board will go insane if Meyer is announced....for a different program.

If this isn’t already a done deal behind the scenes than Urban is very likely using Texas to drive up the price with another program.  I feel like this is already a done deal for Texas.  They are waiting for OSUs CFP chances to expire.  

[ztejas 43419]

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

There's no way ESPN's selection committee was about to put in either of two tiny church schools, ahead of Ohio State. 

Well. They did before tOSU played the B10CG. 

Who knows. Washington and Sparty have both made a CFP. Those are bigger schools, sure, but not MUCH bigger brands when it comes to football TV ratings.

[Vertigo 20283]

56 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Ehlinger has the tendency to disappear for long periods of time with multiple 3 and outs.

I wish you did too. 

[UDontKnow 10444]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Snowmageddon2020? 

Picked the wrong time to have snow blower in shop. 

 

Where abouts in the Ameriverse are you living?

[closetohumping 17440]

9 minutes ago, stork642 said:

If this isn’t already a done deal behind the scenes than Urban is very likely using Texas to drive up the price with another program.  I feel like this is already a done deal for Texas.  They are waiting for OSUs CFP chances to expire.  

Or he simply said no?

[FloridaHorn 4754]

The B1G literally changed their rules and protocols to get tOSU into their conference championship. IMHO, there is a less than zero chance that they don't try and play this game regardless of the Rona situation.

[LTtxfan 49184]

9 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

I feel like we need to get this thread back on topic.   Helga.

 

Send Helga to...

[ztejas 43419]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Or he simply said no?

Take your wack-job conspiracy theories elsewhere. Thanks. 

[utee94 15820]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Or he simply said no?

There's that Debbie Daycrew negativity.

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[Nicole44 22059]

Looks like AAC Commission is pushing for 8 team CFG saying the deck is stacked against Group of 5. Interesting. I am cool with 8 teams and bowl games for other schools. Colin Cowherd saying it will probably just help SEC really. I’m on lunch detail. Lol. What’s for lunch?

[dcar00 14182]

33 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Cincy needs to beat Tulsa by 40. They might be capable of that. SMU losing to ECU kind of fucked Cincy. SMU losing to Tulsa really fucked them.

but it should get us Sonny Dykes!

[closetohumping 17440]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Take your wack-job conspiracy theories elsewhere. Thanks. 

Let me go ahead and tell you fucks something.  Night crew would welcome me with open arms.  In fact, I have a standing offer