Jump to content

Urban Meyer or bust

BurntOrange&White

By BurntOrange&White
in Football

 Share

Recommended Posts

Recommended

Posted by Rimbo,

i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

Keep up

Recommended by immamac

  • Fuck Around and Find Out
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Hook 'Em

38 reactions

Go to this post
Recommended

Posted by Nicole44,

—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

Recommended by immamac

  • Drool
  • Like
  • Hook 'Em

53 reactions

Go to this post
  • Replies 43k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Burt Macklin
Burt Macklin
urbanisnotcominghere
urbanisnotcominghere

Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

immamac
immamac

Can everyone plz retweet this  

Posted Images

Nicole44

Nicole44 22059

Posted
Posted
Just now, alphahorn said:

CDC, well it's now looking like those aren't just his initials, but the grades he gets as an AD.  This process is amateurish start to finish

Beyond embarrassing to me. I have said I am fed up. I am. This is why I am on this thread and getting more pissed about the state of our Program in general. 
 

I need some music. 
I always thought Nancy Wilson was so badass. She was respected by her male peers for her badassness. 
 

 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
ztejas

ztejas 43418

Posted
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

https://www.si.com/college/ohiostate/news/ohio-state-football-former-offensive-coordinator-tom-herman-wants-to-leave-texas-job

This is so fucking retarded. I don't give a shit if that's too edgy or taboo to say because that's exactly what this is. Fucking retarded.

Here, I'll try and be somewhat PC

re·tard
 
 
 
 
 
 
verb
past tense: retarded; past participle: retarded
/riˈtärd/
  1. delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
    "our progress was retarded by unforeseen difficulties"
Edited by ztejas
Link to comment
Share on other sites
lemonandaturd

lemonandaturd 4285

Posted
Posted
9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is so fucking retarded. I don't give a shit if that's too edgy or taboo to say because that's exactly what this is. Fucking retarded.

Here, I'll try and be somewhat PC

re·tard
 
 
 
 
 
 
verb
past tense: retarded; past participle: retarded
/riˈtärd/
  1. delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
    "our progress was retarded by unforeseen difficulties"

Tom Herman's shit is all retarded.  

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
closetojumping

closetojumping 62604

Posted
Posted
21 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

https://footballscoop.com/news/sources-chip-kelly-not-guaranteed-to-return-at-ucla-bruins-could-target-big-name-replacements/

UCLA is a sleeping giant. With a bunch of shitty fans.

They do not have any support from the academic side and never have. They’re where they deserve to be. 

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s a good question. I would assume $0 but not sure that is correct. 

It is a terrible question with an obvious answer. Do not feed the stumblefuck troll. 

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
BachelorTrek

BachelorTrek 2967

Posted
Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Beyond embarrassing to me. I have said I am fed up. I am. This is why I am on this thread and getting more pissed about the state of our Program in general. 
 

I need some music. 
I always thought Nancy Wilson was so badass. She was respected by her male peers for her badassness. 
 

 

That and this are 2 of my favorite tracks of theirs.
 

I basically got paid to see their "Bad Animals" tour concert in Houston in the Summer of '87.  LULZ

Edited by BachelorTrek
  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ultimate Failure

Ultimate Failure 61

Posted
Posted
15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Beyond embarrassing to me. I have said I am fed up. I am. This is why I am on this thread and getting more pissed about the state of our Program in general. 
 

I need some music. 
I always thought Nancy Wilson was so badass. She was respected by her male peers for her badassness. 
 

 

She had a great band and song writers.  She and her sister were cute.  The world was her oyster.  Then she, regrettably, became a huge fatass.

  • Haha 1
  • Fuck You 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
LTtxfan

LTtxfan 49170

Posted
Posted
35 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol now Herman is gonna leak he’s unhappy like we are about to lose him. What a clusterfuck. This is what happens when don’t just fire his sorry ass and back peddle and put out a weak ass “we're uhh committed to uhh Tom Herman, yea yea tom is our coach for uhh 2021?”..    Now old Mensa is trying to flip the script and act like he’s unhappy. Haha. We look like a total joke. Well we are a joke.

 

giphy.gif

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Sbbruin

Sbbruin 21842

Posted
Posted
20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Beyond embarrassing to me. I have said I am fed up. I am. This is why I am on this thread and getting more pissed about the state of our Program in general. 
 

I need some music. 
I always thought Nancy Wilson was so badass. She was respected by her male peers for her badassness. 
 

 

Nancy Wilson was the chick Brad was checking out in the Corvette while in his Capt Hook outfit.

spacer.png

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Dilligas

Dilligas 666

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

No. This is BDE. (This is an actual screen shot of a hurricane projection for Delta that I stole from the Daily Texan Weather thread). Knocking up the weather girl was unnecessary as I can tell from her expression. This is BDE and it should be in burnt orange. 

8DDC155D-13DB-4990-9EF8-105A87B8A895.jpeg

Surly 7

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nicole44

Nicole44 22059

Posted
Posted

Back to fat shaming again...and some kick ass music. Let’s bring the night energy! 
 

I found an old picture of my mom/dad. It was cool. And some other good ones I hadn’t seen before. Going through old albums. I think that is when I miss my dad the most, talking to him about football. He would be on this board pissing fire and calling the Athletic Department on speed dial. To let them know they failed. Malpractice is what I know he’d be saying. Urban or Bust. 
 

Don’t want to bother y’all with the old pictures. It’s just cool to go back through the old stuff. 
 

At @closetojumping I legit don’t know the answer. It is $0 right? Why would he leave when we would be paying him a lot to go away? 
 

I am out of rep again because Tom Herman. Fucking Tom!

Urban or Bust! 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
DFW Horn

DFW Horn 6123

Posted
Posted
6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

This is super cool. 

If you haven't watched it before, give it a shot.  To do this in front of Page/Plant/Jones, and get their approval ... watching Page smiling and getting into it is something.

Nice cover by Heart, but I like this "Unledded" version of Kashmir better with the London Metropolitan Orchestra.

 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
futureman

futureman 22453

Posted
Posted
5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

At @closetojumping I legit don’t know the answer. It is $0 right? Why would he leave when we would be paying him a lot to go away? 

I think I found some details on his original contract. not sure how much was changed with the extension, though.

https://projects.newsday.com/college-football-coaches-salaries-contracts/tom-herman/

 

F2860F2D-9591-477E-817D-D1A078990F71.jpeg

  • Fuck You 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ultimate Failure

Ultimate Failure 61

Posted
Posted
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Back to fat shaming again...

I mean, at the end of the day, she did a shitty job:  A big part of the job of a pop star is maintaining your physical appearance.

It's like if a football coach has a great offense but a shitty defense.  Damn right I'm going to "shame" him for it.

WTF is this loser culture that seems to be enveloping our society, where did it come from?

  • Fuck You 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nicole44

Nicole44 22059

Posted
Posted
1 minute ago, Ultimate Failure said:

I mean, at the end of the day, she did a shitty job:  A big part of the job of a pop star is maintaining your physical appearance.

It's like if a football coach has a great offense but a shitty defense.  Damn right I'm going to "shame" him for it.

WTF is this loser culture that seems to be enveloping our society, where did it come from?

A) I was speaking of the fat shaming that happens towards the other posters. Tongue in cheek bc they always post their food for us. 
B) you can shame Herman and those running our program and none of us will complain. And we aren’t losers we are the night crew and if we can make Herman quit tonite that would be the cherry on top of the shit sundae that is 2020 and Texas football. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
DFW Horn

DFW Horn 6123

Posted
Posted
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

So the usual mewling quims think that Texas somehow looks bad because Herman is slowly figuring out he might be getting fired so his agent leaks a weak attempt to make it look like it's his choice? How surprising. 

Yeah, I don't see how Herman's bitchassedness makes UT athletics look bad.

Fuck him

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nicole44

Nicole44 22059

Posted
Posted
19 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Nancy Wilson was the chick Brad was checking out in the Corvette while in his Capt Hook outfit.

spacer.png

She also married Cameron Crowe. Was his muse I guess until they got divorced. 
 

Growing up I thought she was badass as I said and wished I could play the guitar like that. 
When I was little I would see the videos and think, “damn I want to be like that.”

 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
RGBIII

RGBIII 22840

Posted
Posted

TFB- mass exodus

***Haven’t gotten the ok from my source to release the name but am told another entrant to the portal is likely to come in the next few days. Likely Monday or Tuesday.

***Player is a freshman. I’m told he hasn’t let the coaches know but does already have a spot and has begun moving out. So, while the coaches may be able to convince him to stay, I don’t imagine it will be easy

Link to comment
Share on other sites
closetojumping

closetojumping 62604

Posted
Posted
19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Back to fat shaming again...and some kick ass music. Let’s bring the night energy! 
 

I found an old picture of my mom/dad. It was cool. And some other good ones I hadn’t seen before. Going through old albums. I think that is when I miss my dad the most, talking to him about football. He would be on this board pissing fire and calling the Athletic Department on speed dial. To let them know they failed. Malpractice is what I know he’d be saying. Urban or Bust. 
 

Don’t want to bother y’all with the old pictures. It’s just cool to go back through the old stuff. 
 

At @closetojumping I legit don’t know the answer. It is $0 right? Why would he leave when we would be paying him a lot to go away? 
 

I am out of rep again because Tom Herman. Fucking Tom!

Urban or Bust! 

$0 out of UT’s pocket if he leaves voluntarily. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...