Urban Meyer or bust

[UncleBuck 6455]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Other than the fact that he is not our coach currently and we are in discussions with other coaches about the job opening? 

Why aren't the coaches we're in discussions with our coach now? Did they also decline because they're not our coaches now?

Just say you believe UM declined, because it hasn't been *reported. 

*no one has a stand alone story on Urban Meyer declining, only reference to FCB/Bohls story of Urban Meyer's "indication."

Edited December 18, 2020 by UncleBuck

[Doc Reeves 6434]

16 hours ago, futureman said:

if herman leaves for another job what are we owed?

well, at least cab fair since he fucked us in the ass

[pops 7007]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Enough foreplay! Exactly. Fuck or go home! 
UM or bust! 

I dig you trying to bring some night crew energy to day shift. But let's let them play in their depressing little sandbox until it's time to fucking go! 

[RGBIII 22840]

FCB newest article...way to go out on a limb there. He gets paid an actual salary to write shit like this

[Nicole44 22079]

Just now, pops said:

I dig you trying to bring some night crew energy to day shift. But let's let them play in their depressing little sandbox until it's time to fucking go! 

It’s sad. It’s like they all forgot how to fuck and think they are posting in the Covid thread on the Daily Texan. 

[UncleBuck 6455]

Just now, RGBIII said:

FCB newest article...way to go out on a limb there. He gets paid an actual salary to write shit like this

I'm guessing Bijan indicated to Texas that he's not entering the transfer portal...

[Mikey4 2476]

Besides 9.95ers what are you basing this on?

Kurt Bowels said he confirmed with 2 administration sources that urban said no. That's the best, solid evidence that Urban will indeed be the coach at Texas in 2021.

[Caddox 952]

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Other than the fact that he is not our coach currently and we are in discussions with other coaches about the job opening? 

That amounts to definitive proof to you? Enough to call people that think otherwise theyre delusional? 

[Newy25 7703]

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Why aren't the coaches we're in discussions with our coach now? Did they also decline because they're not our coaches now?

Just say you believe UM declined, because it hasn't been *reported. 

*no one has a stand alone story on Urban Meyer declining, only reference to FCB/Bohls story of Urban Meyer's "indication."

You are trying too hard to want this to be true. 

[TexasFan21 1275]

Urban declined our invite to coach because Herman is still employed. Duh

[BurntOrange&White 40050]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FCB newest article...way to go out on a limb there. He gets paid an actual salary to write shit like this

Lmao Tom Herman has never had a RB rush for 1000 yards as a head coach 

[Newy25 7703]

Just now, Caddox said:

That amounts to definitive proof to you? Enough to call people that think otherwise theyre delusional? 

You really don’t have the credibility to be calling out anyone’s opinion or conclusions, sir. 

[C-Man 27286]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Lmao Tom Herman has never had a RB rush for 1000 yards as a head coach 

Bijan could rush for 2,000 yards in 2021 and that statement will still be true.

[UncleBuck 6455]

Just now, Mikey4 said:

Kurt Bowels said he confirmed with 2 administration sources that urban said no

That's the rub, he confirmed FCB's story with admin sources. FCB's story is "indicated that he maybe will maybe not but leaning toward not coaching again."

"But what about the Texas job? He turned it down?"

"He told us he might not coach again, so yah."

"But he didn't say "no" or anything definite?"

"Yah....  he indicated to us he might not..."

"Works for me. Confirmed."

[Hank_Hill 18905]

All this Dallas rap game talk and not one Vanilla Ice mention smh af bruh the disrespect 

Edited December 18, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[Caddox 952]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

You really don’t have the credibility to be calling out anyone’s opinion or conclusions, sir. 

I have enough "credibility" to call you out. If you want to buy into the 9.95 bullshit thats fine, but lets not get smug about it and act like people who think theyre full of shit are delusional. 

[Bevo 13605]

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Enough foreplay! Exactly. Fuck or go home! 
UM or bust! 

what do you have against soft kisses?

[RGBIII 22840]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[TexasRenegade 2461]

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

You really don’t have the credibility to be calling out anyone’s opinion or conclusions, sir. 

Sir, it's an anonymous sports message board focusing largely on the exploits of 16-24 year old men....nobody has any credibility.....

[runthebone 8052]

First of all, fuck Kunt Bohls, and shame on you for using that douchebag as a source for anything other than a story on being a cocksucker.

 

"Confirmed the story" is all about how you ask the question.  "Did Urban say no?" and "Is Chip's story correct?" are very different.

[ztejas 43555]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[UncleBuck 6455]

9 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

You are trying too hard to want this to be true. 

I don't think Urban Meyer will be our next coach, but to say he declined the job with the report we've been given and confirmation of said report would be false. I want better reporting, and figure someone who wants to hop on the interwebs and call others "delusional" wouldn't so easily fall prey to shitty reporting. 

 

edit: apparently I don't spell "prey" enough. #pray

Edited December 18, 2020 by UncleBuck

[UDontKnow 10451]

 

[Nicole44 22079]

So last Saturday mid afternoon CDC drops his turd of a statement in support of Herman. Odds of UT announcing anything tomorrow? 
 

Anyone hearing any rumors? Someone I am friends with that worked as an academic advisor in the athletic department was saying she’d heard from colleagues that after weeks of silence activity has picked up in the past three days. I don’t know what means.

Fuck or go home! Urban or bust! 

Edited December 18, 2020 by Nicole44

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

So last Saturday mid afternoon CDC drops his turd of a statement in support of Herman. Odds of UT announcing anything tomorrow? 

NSD1 has passed.

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[TexasEx 1667]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

To the bunkerrrrrr!!!!

[wood 11287]

22 minutes ago, Caddox said:

This is what Ive been saying. Its gonna be a while so we might as well all get comfortable. 

Like I've said before...I can wait. Just go get the right guy. And we all know who the right guy is.

[Caddox 952]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

So last Saturday mid afternoon CDC drops his turd of a statement in support of Herman. Odds of UT announcing anything tomorrow? 

We need to buy time. My guess is letting Herman coach the bowl game is a good way to do it. In between our bowl game and the end of tOSU's season is when I think the speculation will start to get extra uncomfortable. 

[Kurt Bowels 213]

10 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

18 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Besides 9.95ers what are you basing this on?

Kurt Bowels said he confirmed with 2 administration sources that urban said no. That's the best, solid evidence that Urban will indeed be the coach at Texas in 2021.

Please @ me if you are going to copy and paste

[BurntOrange&White 40050]

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

tbh the 995'ers should work closer with the AD in keeping stuff quiet and change how they go about their jobs because it would be better for the program 

[UncleBuck 6455]

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Holy shit this one is going way above my head. What's I miss about hammers?

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lmao Tom Herman has never had a RB rush for 1000 yards as a head coach 

Another sign that Herman won't be the coach...

[Newy25 7703]

9 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I have enough "credibility" to call you out. If you want to buy into the 9.95 bullshit thats fine, but lets not get smug about it and act like people who think theyre full of shit are delusional. 

You called your shot. You were wrong or full of shit. A normal person would have maybe laid low and lurked but here you are. Calling out other’s intel. Bold move, Cotton. 

[wood 11287]

15 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

You are trying too hard to want this to be true. 

You're trying too hard to want this to not be true.

[BigSwingingD 719]

36 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I used to hang with Joe King Carrasco for like 10 minutes in the 80s.  Anything you want me to ask him?

Tell Joe King we have a lot of "BAD RAP" in this thread.

Hook'em 

[Octavian 1025]

5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Holy shit this one is going way above my head. What's I miss about hammers?

Basically Nahlin is saying that they are sometimes told stuff that they cannot report because they'd get completely shut out if they spilled. Hence the phrase, "getting the hammer".

[ztejas 43555]

3 minutes ago, wood said:

You're trying too hard to want this to not be true.

This is how politics works.

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

16 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

You really don’t have the credibility to be calling out anyone’s opinion or conclusions, sir. 

This coming from someone who cites 9.95ers reports as news, and also misquotes their report of leaning toward not take the job as a definitive rejection.  Then follows it by claiming we are in discussions with other candidates when there have been no reports of such actual discussions but rather just 9.95ers again throwing out names of who they think we might go after once the bowls ate done.

[tonedeaf 56]

"Journalist ethics"?  You've got to be shitting me.  Not in today's world. 

[Dbeasy 15135]

I have enough "credibility" to call you out. If you want to buy into the 9.95 bullshit thats fine, but lets not get smug about it and act like people who think theyre full of shit are delusional. 

With all due respect, is there anyone in surly that can vouch for you in real life? The last time it was asked, no one vouched.

And remember, I did say with all due respect.

[Bevo14 8382]

3 minutes ago, tonedeaf said:

"Journalist ethics"?  You've got to be shitting me.  Not in today's world. 

More to the point, these guys are journalists?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

5 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Basically Nahlin is saying that they are sometimes told stuff that they cannot report because they'd get completely shut out if they spilled. Hence the phrase, "getting the hammer".

this being Surlyhorns.com, I believe it should be "getting the hammer UP YOUR GAPING ASSHOLE"

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

With all due respect, is there anyone in surly that can vouch for you in real life? The last time it was asked, no one vouched.

And remember, I did say with all due respect.

@THUJONE did I believe

[Getafix 28857]

5 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Basically Nahlin is saying that they are sometimes told stuff that they cannot report because they'd get completely shut out if they spilled. Hence the phrase, "getting the hammer".

 

Hmmm.

I thought he was taking a swipe at the poster, saying the poster was lucky not to get the ban hammer.

[closetohumping 17484]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Hmmm.

I thought he was taking a swipe at the poster, saying the poster was lucky not to get the ban hammer.

No.  He said he'd give us the hammer if Urban wasn't coming, like he wouldn't beat around the bush.  I guess I read that as we haven't gotten the hammer yet

[ztejas 43555]

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So no good rap comes out of Detroit either huh?

Weird.

I'd give Detroit an honorable mention. Memphis and Chicago, too.

[RGBIII 22840]

17 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Holy shit this one is going way above my head. What's I miss about hammers?

Nahlin said that with UM he would either hit us over the head with a hammer when it’s dead or hit with a champagne cork if it happens. He’s basically saying it’s not dead 

[Billy Pilgrim 1985]

I don’t necessarily believe they’re conspiring with the athletic department to keep info on the down low. I think it’s more likely they’re being fed bullshit by BMDs and BOR types who were in the room when the deal was done at the request of UM so as not to shit the bed like they did with the Saban deal by telling anyone who would listen what’s happening.

[Viper 12112]

19 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Holy shit this one is going way above my head. What's I miss about hammers?

 

13 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Basically Nahlin is saying that they are sometimes told stuff that they cannot report because they'd get completely shut out if they spilled. Hence the phrase, "getting the hammer".

 

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

No.  He said he'd give us the hammer if Urban wasn't coming, like he wouldn't beat around the bush.  I guess I read that as we haven't gotten the hammer yet

 

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Nahlin said that with UM he would either hit us over the head with a hammer when it’s dead or hit with a champagne cork if it happens. He’s basically saying it’s not dead 

exactly, and he's consistently called the Urban turning us down, a soft mallet, i.e. not a full on hard no, leaving the door open.

[LTtxfan 49378]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Sounds like the corner is Barron. Still thinking the 3.5 name is Brian Kelly

Not sure why Michigan isn't going after Brian Kelly with all of his time coaching in that recruiting area (Grand Valley State, Central Michigan, Cincinnati, and Notre Dame)