Urban Meyer or bust

[dcar00 14,182]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

That lessens the pain significantly, but CDC still has to talk to a sonofabitch who thinks he's gonna be the HC next year. 

that would assume he doesn't already know he's not.

[Jack Wilson 313]

10 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

me & my teammates are here for twister

More hall closets.

[dcar00 14,182]

25 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

He wouldn’t.   No way they’ve told Herman he is being fired.  He may know it is happening but that’s a lot different than being told it’s happening.  
 

Besides, why would they risk letting him know?  He could try to screw things up like Brown did. 

I'm not saying he has been told but it happens in the corporate world all the time. 

"Hey Mr. SVP we are going to move in a new direction.  we can do this the easy way or the hard way.  Easy way you make a lot of money.  hard way...well"

"here is our timeline.  are you good with that?" 

[Nicole44 22,059]

I liked seeing Charles Omenihu call out Herman yesterday during the Big 12 CCG.

Tom is such a shit coach!

Urban or Bust! It is the way. All roads lead to Urban!

[Getafix 28,609]

24 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Not the most fatty:moist point I’ve ever worked with, but she came out fine. And of course butts are the easiest thing on the planet.

 

 

[wood 11,225]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm not saying he has been told but it happens in the corporate world all the time. 

"Hey Mr. SVP we are going to move in a new direction.  we can do this the easy way or the hard way.  Easy way you make a lot of money.  hard way...well"

"here is our timeline.  are you good with that?" 

Yep ... but I'm guessing this will fall on deaf ears for some here.

[stork642 4,498]

32 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I'm sure the somewhat thin argument there is that we presented Herman with some dirt on him that could be used to reduce/eliminate the buyout and told him "sign this" and we will let you go quietly at the right time with all your shit.

In other words...we blackmailed him.

I prefer the term negotiated with him.  

[Knewk210 244]

36 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I never heard of that Frenchy's, I just remember the Frenchies Italian Restaurant in Seabrook.

I grew up in Clear Lake area so that hits home.  NASA Road 1 , but west of Seabrook.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

31 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

I’m just here for nekkkid twister.

With Kevin?

[senorfussybutt 32]

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I liked seeing Charles Omenihu call out Herman yesterday during the Big 12 CCG.

Tom is such a shit coach!

Urban or Bust! It is the way. All roads lead to Urban!

Missed that. What did he say?

[Nicole44 22,059]

Just now, senorfussybutt said:

Missed that. What did he say?

Omenihu took to his Twitter timeline on Dec. 19, while the Big 12 Championship Game between Oklahoma and Iowa State was on, to voice his thoughts on Herman and his staff. And then he did delete the post shortly thereafter.

He posted that “my senior year if we had better coaching we would have whopped them” in reference to the teams playing in the Big 12 Championship Game this year.

[Newy25 7,668]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

No one here knows a fucking thing, including you.

Care for a wager then? I will bet you are wrong. 

[Rip76 4,926]

5 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I grew up in Clear Lake area so that hits home.  NASA Road 1 , but west of Seabrook.

Still there

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Care for a wager then? I will bet you are wrong. 

You want to wager that someone here knows a fucking thing? Bold move.

[senorfussybutt 32]

Just now, TotallyLegit said:

You want to wager that someone here knows a fucking thing? Bold move.

No one here knows anything other than they care about longhorn football.

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

So, is this a shit posting thread or do we still have actual Urban Truthers sincerely holding out hope in here while wearing their tinfoil hats?   I haven’t been keeping up for the last week, but still see this constantly at the top of the board.  

[stork642 4,498]

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

So, is this a shit posting thread or do we still have actual Urban Truthers sincerely holding out hope in here while wearing their tinfoil hats?   I haven’t been keeping up for the last week, but still see this constantly at the top of the board.  

Urban truther right here.  Team tinfoil hats.  Suck it!!

[Newy25 7,668]

12 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

You want to wager that someone here knows a fucking thing? Bold move.

I’m pretty confident based on who I talk to he is wrong. And he’s pretty confident. It sounds to me like we have a market. I just want to see if he willing to get some skin in the game or if he is just blustering as usual. 

[Knewk210 244]

10 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

You want to wager that someone here knows a fucking thing? Bold move.

I wouldn't bet you your reputation number is 138% OF YOUR POSTS NUMBER, HOW DOES THAT WORK? I'm like at 60%. 

[jdhorn92 1,549]

26 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

So, is this a shit posting thread or do we still have actual Urban Truthers sincerely holding out hope in here while wearing their tinfoil hats?   I haven’t been keeping up for the last week, but still see this constantly at the top of the board.  

I think we’re a blend. I fall in the category of all good things come to those who wait; as in it’s happening ,   But just not on our timeline 

[Vertigo 20,285]

54 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

I’m just here for nekkkid twister.

Username checks out

[atomheartbevo 89,661]

7 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

all good things come to those who wait; as in it’s happening ,   But just not on our timeline 

[BachelorTrek 2,972]

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

[David Dennison 18,856]

35 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Care for a wager then? I will bet you are wrong. 

You do realize I hope you're right, right?

I don't want to be right.

[Knewk210 244]

12 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

I think we’re a blend. I fall in the category of all good things come to those who wait; as in it’s happening ,   But just not on our timeline 

Solid 1064th post.  I agree it's not on our timeline. I expect to wake up to a ESPN alert on January 2nd Announcing "URBAN MEYER HAS BEEN NAMED HC AT TEXAS. Tom Herman will receive the alert the same time as us to further humiliate him.

[jinx 2,635]

1 hour ago, SuckitKevin said:

I’m just here for nekkkid twister.

I would probably play nekkid twister with Nicole, for sure 20 years ago.  I am not playing with any of you other weirdos.  

[jinx 2,635]

1 hour ago, senorfussybutt said:

 Are we as a fan group suffering from that much battered-spouse syndrome that we cling to these conspiracies?

Yes. 
 

Occam’s razor would tell you we are fucking this up like we always do and Herman will be our coach next year.  

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,609]

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You do realize I hope you're right, right?

I don't want to be right.

98lbs of ground chuck is the base line.

[Wishbone 4,760]

1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

The next 10 days or so until tom is fired and UM hired are going to be Chinese water torture around here

That happened a longggg time ago.

[Ricky Butler 2,719]

If you don’t have the stomach for the fight, I’m sure there are other bars where you guys could hang out and drink Heineken or some shit. 

[Mole 4,333]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

So, is this a shit posting thread or do we still have actual Urban Truthers sincerely holding out hope in here while wearing their tinfoil hats?   I haven’t been keeping up for the last week, but still see this constantly at the top of the board.  

This is this board’s Alyssa Milano ice cream cone thread with the added fun that a sizable number of posters think that she’ll be by later tonight with a gallon of tutti frutti. 
 

Any good story needs a certain amount of suspension of disbelief or you’ll miss the fun. I’m ready for the Twitter Nostradamus posting only Seinfeld gifs to lead me to the Urban Meyer promised land.

[jinx 2,635]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

So, is this a shit posting thread or do we still have actual Urban Truthers sincerely holding out hope in here while wearing their tinfoil hats?   I haven’t been keeping up for the last week, but still see this constantly at the top of the board.  

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

4 minutes ago, Mole said:

This is this board’s Alyssa Milano ice cream cone thread with the added fun that a sizable number of posters think that she’ll be by later tonight with a gallon of tutti frutti. 
 

Any good story needs a certain amount of suspension of disbelief or you’ll miss the fun. I’m ready for the Twitter Nostradamus posting only Seinfeld gifs to lead me to the Urban Meyer promised land.

[Dbeasy 15,050]

This is this board’s Alyssa Milano ice cream cone thread with the added fun that a sizable number of posters think that she’ll be by later tonight with a gallon of tutti frutti. 
 
Any good story needs a certain amount of suspension of disbelief or you’ll miss the fun. I’m ready for the Twitter Nostradamus posting only Seinfeld gifs to lead me to the Urban Meyer promised land.

Wrong actress, chief.

[BachelorTrek 2,972]

5 minutes ago, Mole said:

This is this board’s Alyssa Milano ice cream cone thread with the added fun that a sizable number of posters think that she’ll be by later tonight with a gallon of tutti frutti. 
 

Any good story needs a certain amount of suspension of disbelief or you’ll miss the fun. I’m ready for the Twitter Nostradamus posting only Seinfeld gifs to lead me to the Urban Meyer promised land.

Well, since fisting is also involved with Seinfeld references, this seems apropos.

[jinx 2,635]

11 minutes ago, Mole said:

This is this board’s Alyssa Milano ice cream cone thread with the added fun that a sizable number of posters think that she’ll be by later tonight with a gallon of tutti frutti. 
 

Any good story needs a certain amount of suspension of disbelief or you’ll miss the fun. I’m ready for the Twitter Nostradamus posting only Seinfeld gifs to lead me to the Urban Meyer promised land.

I seem to have missed that thread.  Can someone kindly point me in the right direction?

[nunna yo bizness 1,687]

11 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Wrong actress, chief.

[DFW Horn 6,123]

14 minutes ago, Mole said:

Any good story needs a certain amount of suspension of disbelief or you’ll miss the fun. I’m ready for the Twitter Nostradamus posting only Seinfeld gifs to lead me to the Urban Meyer promised land.

Well, this is the thread about nothing until tOSU's season ends

[Reese Bennett 3,612]

I remain confident in the Urban renewal as I digest my evening meal of red beans and rice with andouille and smoked ham hocks.

[Treefidy 1,463]

5 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Mack wasn’t the only wrench in the works but he played a big role.

I don’t intend to dox myself or name drop; but @immamac can pm me and vet it out if he wants.  

[immamac 42,850]

2 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Mack wasn’t the only wrench in the works but he played a big role.

I don’t intend to dox myself or name drop; but @immamac can pm me and vet it out if he wants.  

I couldn't give 2 fucks about Nick Satan. This is about Coach Urban Meyer to Texas.

[jinx 2,635]

7 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Mack wasn’t the only wrench in the works but he played a big role.

I don’t intend to dox myself or name drop; but @immamac can pm me and vet it out if he wants.  

I couldn’t care less how close we got.  We screwed it up then and appear to be screwing it up now.  

[Enchubben 5,510]

8 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Mack wasn’t the only wrench in the works but he played a big role.

I don’t intend to dox myself or name drop; but @immamac can pm me and vet it out if he wants.  

Bill Powers and Delos Dodds would have had to play a part in that I imagine.

[closetohumping 17,441]

[Alien Octopus 516]

1 hour ago, Knewk210 said:

I grew up in Clear Lake area so that hits home.  NASA Road 1 , but west of Seabrook.

Just ate there a few weeks ago when visiting Axiom Space.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

3 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Bill Powers and Delos Dodds would have had to play a part in that I imagine.

[Treefidy 1,463]

5 minutes ago, jinx said:

I couldn’t care less how close we got.  We screwed it up then and appear to be screwing it up now.  

Big donors shooting for the stars in both cases, that’s about where the similarities end.  

[Michael Knight 12,977]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

So, is this a shit posting thread or do we still have actual Urban Truthers sincerely holding out hope in here while wearing their tinfoil hats?   I haven’t been keeping up for the last week, but still see this constantly at the top of the board.  

[nunna yo bizness 1,687]

16 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Bill Powers and Delos Dodds would have had to play a part in that I imagine.

Powers for sure had a key role in killing it.  Dodds wasn't there.  The AD was Patterson and he didn't have much say in killing the Saban deal.

Enough though about Saban.  I'm fully UM or bust.

[washparkhorn 9,939]