Urban Meyer or bust

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

If I am following correctly, Fat Ketch put Eltife in an untenable legal position with Herman and his agent/attorneys.   The UT side is now acting like cats covering up shit to get things right and re-engage with Urban.  Urban has been around the block a few times and he must know working for our slap dicks with money is much better than working for slap dicks like Jerry Jones.  Urban farts in the Bengals general direction.  The Jets?  Nope.  The Texans?  Shit no.  Auburn?  Nope.  Michigan?  Nope.  USC?  Probably not.  It must be a done deal or Urban is taking less money than we have on the table for a shittier job.  

Edited December 22, 2020 by lemonandaturd

[TexasGolf 4,905]

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Going to fact check this but I am 99% accurate that this is how events have played out. that timeline looks damn accurate
 

-Ketch spits out Eltifes name (only thing that Twinkie twat has ever spat out before), tries to backtrack but damage is done.
 

-Power that be decide to stop the info drip. Cut them Off completely and tell everyone including the money that Urban isn’t coming. They can do this as they know the money will be there still if UM “reconsiders”. This gets them off their back and the 995ers can look like bumbling idiots as they do legitimately search for backup options in case UM does fall through and also as a cover. Also allows them to say “he changed his mind” to the 995ers when it does happen without them getting butt hurt (hence the rubber mallet not hammer from IT)

-Names like Mullen, Kelly and Kubiak make sense to provide cover as well. Mullen and Kelly looking for raises so the discussion benefits both parties regardless and Kubiak has the relationship with Pierce that makes him an obvious candidate and a big enough name

-the only question is why delay. Think it does come down to assembling a staff for UM. OSU still playing plus others that have bowl games and even some NFL names. Also allows UM to finish his fox contract out(still not extension there btw) and work in relative silence

I was going full day crew for awhile there but let’s fucking go. Urban Meyer will be the Head football coach at the University of Texas. I’m fucking convinced, this is happening 

 

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

21 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

When I heard the story about Michelle Herman trying to open an jets door in flight. I was reminded of something one of Johnny Depp body guards said about Amber Heard when that whole mess went public. 

" she goes from zero to trailer park in 10 seconds"  

Michelle strikes me as that kinda girl. 

Hey she’s from my home town 

[Longhornlove 4,831]

All those models from that era need a few cheeseburgers.

[Nicole44 22,060]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

check out the big dick on Pops!

Reminds me of that movie The Long Kiss Goodnight...

Mitch : Oh, shit! Ah, that hurt like shit!

Samantha : I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins.

Mitch : Huh? What? Virgin - ? What?

Samantha : Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that?

Mitch : No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel."

[troph 24,806]

Night crew has been MONEY tonight!

 

Did I miss a squid, rap Larry or Shelley tweet to be excited about? 

 

Edited December 22, 2020 by troph

[hookem48 4,687]

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Elle and hurley. Fight me. 

[Nicole44 22,060]

Just now, troph said:

Night crew has been MONEY tonight!

 

Did I miss a squid, rap Larry or Shelley tweet to be excited about? Yes 

 

We are the same level of badass confidence we were at when UM seemed to be in play! 

[immamac 42,852]

Listen to me you low energy, pathetic, Herman jock sniffing, doomer fucks. The thread for you is the corching search thread. 

This thread is for the legendary big dick energy crew who found the planes, identified the drapes, and believe that Urban Meyer is coming to Texas. 

Night crew, show em what's up. Oh and you are the most wrong @futureman

[Nicole44 22,060]

Just now, immamac said:

Listen to me you low energy, pathetic, Herman jock sniffing, doomer fucks. The thread for you is the corching search thread. 

This thread is for the legendary big dick energy crew who found the planes, identified the drapes, and believe that Urban Meyer is coming to Texas. 

Night crew, show em what's up. Oh and you are the most wrong @futureman

Damn! Gauntlet has been thrown! Two men enter. One leaves. Thunderdome!

[alphahorn 1,637]

9 minutes ago, pops said:

Elle and hurley. Fight me. 

Both nice, also Christy Turlington before she messed up her face

[closetohumping 17,442]

6 hours ago, utee94 said:

I haven't spent much time in Florida cities.  My sister lived in Pensacola and I liked the beaches.  Then she moved to Cocoa Beach and I liked the water and the vibe.  Visited some friends in St. Pete and it was pretty nice.  And I liked Miami when I visited once upon a time and stayed in some art deco hotel down along the beach.

Tell us more please 

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

27 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

When I heard the story about Michelle Herman trying to open an jets door in flight. I was reminded of something one of Johnny Depp body guards said about Amber Heard when that whole mess went public. 

" she goes from zero to trailer park in 10 seconds"  

Michelle strikes me as that kinda girl. 

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. 

That being said, psycho trailer park bitch or not. Would still bang. 

[DFW Horn 6,124]

1 hour ago, Knewk210 said:

Personally I believe there is a parallel that exists and should be examined with "Pascal's Wager" as it applies to Existence of God and replaced with the Existence of Urban Meyer as UT coach. Instead of betting our lives that God does or does not exist we wager our sanity that Urban to UT exists while others bet the opposing side and risk a greater loss such as their butthole and Surly purgatory.  That is the nonbeliever.  Those that continue to believe and have not been deterred from believing Urban does exist with be blessed with great rewards.  The risk to not believe and be wrong is too costly.

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

Both nice, also Christy Turlington before she messed up her face

I would say Kathy Ireland was probably whacked off to the most, all time.  

[UDontKnow 10,445]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

You know Ketch is motherfucking day crew.

Fat Ketch is like a temp who wants to be hired on a full-time crew.

[closetohumping 17,442]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Listen to me you low energy, pathetic, Herman jock sniffing, doomer fucks. The thread for you is the corching 

@futureman

Longhand for night crew

[reneg_2 74]

Like I said, these websites are completely in the dark. Leaking Eltife’s name put them on the naughty list. 
 

Merry Christmas, BDE folks. 

[Jack Wilson 313]

3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Both nice, also Christy Turlington before she messed up her face

Time marches on but why the hell does it have to wear hobnail boots?

[TexasGolf 4,905]

1 hour ago, Yev Kassem said:

That ain't the friggin Christmas star, Gris. That's a light on at the sewage treatment plant!

[Knewk210 244]

4 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

The belief is Urban to Texas!

[Nicole44 22,060]

Man. No love for Cindy. I thought there would at least be a little bit. Lmao

 

 

[troph 24,806]

it’s either UM or Texas is the laughingstock or college football. A few beers in and it’s gotta be UM.

 

[90's_Horn 175]

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

If Meyer does come and he's this worried about OSU he better be bringing the whole coaching staff and half the fucking players.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

I would say Kathy Ireland was probably whacked off to the most, all time.  

[babysdaddy 2,724]

Big dick energy. Lfg

[alphahorn 1,637]

Just now, troph said:

it’s either UM or Texas is the laughingstock or college football. A few beers in and it’s gotta be UM.

 

This is exactly where we are.  If not UM then we deserve to be the laughing stock and we should join the party.  It'll be another 5 years wandering in the desert until CDC is fired. But the damage will be horrendous.

[Telegraph_it 3,357]

I raise the McRib with this delicacy. Who wants to get one an report back?

[UDontKnow 10,445]

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Damn! Gauntlet has been thrown! Two men enter. One leaves. Thunderdome!

I actually pictured it more like this with @immamac as Bugs Bunny.

[Jack Wilson 313]

3 minutes ago, 90's_Horn said:

Austin at rush hour?

[troph 24,806]

5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

This is exactly where we are.  If not UM then we deserve to be the laughing stock and we should join the party.  It'll be another 5 years wandering in the desert until CDC is fired. But the damage will be horrendous.

With ya man. 100%. 

[Nicole44 22,060]

Last one for me on the Supermodel stuff. Beavis and Butthead epic commentary on Helena Christensen, Shout out to Mike Judge (UT and Austin) because he is awesome. If you haven't seen the clip...it is worth watching. 

 

Edited December 22, 2020 by Nicole44

[90's_Horn 175]

3 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

Austin at rush hour?

[rpspeed 1,363]

[BachelorTrek 2,979]

17 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Fat Ketch is like a temp who wants to be hired on a full-time crew.

Spoiler

 

[CTC2 2,797]

They must have really bitch slapped CDC.  Hasn't posted on Twitter since Dec. 9.

[Bevo14 8,311]

27 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

All those models from that era need a few mcribs.

Fify

[runthebone 7,983]

We've got Jupiter and Saturn getting it on like Urban Meyer and Texas.

 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

2 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

They must have really bitch slapped CDC.  Hasn't posted on Twitter since Dec. 9.

Nice!

[BachelorTrek 2,979]

8 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

I raise the McRib with this delicacy. Who wants to get one an report back?

Trying to go back for another Japan visit as soon as the Virus Apocalypse ends..... ppl freaking here, Japan freaking there..... dogs and cats living together.... Mass Hysteria!

[ztejas 43,454]

3 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

2, 1, 3

[troph 24,806]

3 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

They must have really bitch slapped CDC.  Hasn't posted on Twitter since Dec. 9.

 BDEFBMD!! Yeah!! F Yeah!!

[Rip76 4,928]

Just now, ztejas said:

2, 1, 3

Yup.

[Nicole44 22,060]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

We've got Jupiter and Saturn getting it on like Urban Meyer and Texas.

 

BDE! 

[Poolflood 845]

11 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

I raise the McRib with this delicacy. Who wants to get one an report back?

Where's the little freak that's too good for a mcrib?  Fucking head's gonna explode!

[Nicole44 22,060]

Just now, Poolflood said:

Where's the little freak that's too good for a mcrib?  Fucking head's gonna explode!

Have you fixed your pool yet? (Lame I know) Just curious. 

[alphahorn 1,637]

Laetitia Casta also had a few good years, unfortunately time pistol whipped her a bit

[Rip76 4,928]

We must concentrate, concentrate 

[futureman 22,464]

30 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Damn! Gauntlet has been thrown! Two men enter. One leaves. Thunderdome!

I’ll go toe-to-toe with anyone in here. 

[Teddyballgame 441]

8 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

2,1,3