Urban Meyer or bust

[General Specific 3260]

 Why in the world would anyone put a hand built motor into a minivan? 

$$$$$, that’s why.

[Hook1997 5354]

32 minutes ago, immamac said:

Listen to me you low energy, pathetic, Herman jock sniffing, doomer fucks. The thread for you is the corching search thread. 

This thread is for the legendary big dick energy crew who found the planes, identified the drapes, and believe that Urban Meyer is coming to Texas. 

Night crew, show em what's up. Oh and you are the most wrong @futureman

 

[Rip76 4926]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

We must concentrate, concentrate 

🤘🏼

[Poolflood 845]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Have you fixed your pool yet? (Lame I know) Just curious. 

Lol.  I'm in the business.   The last pool to ever get fixed is my own.

[Rip76 4926]

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

 

Edited December 22, 2020 by Rip76

[alphahorn 1637]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

We must concentrate, concentrate 

Not only is it the only answer that makes sense, that saves Texas football, but look at it, it's just so fucking natural.

[Reese Bennett 3611]

All of Ohio when Urban announces.

[Errestaurants 2570]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ll go toe-to-toe with anyone in here. 

 

[alphahorn 1637]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ll go toe-to-toe with anyone in here. 

Nice try, no one is going to let a guy who sticks his fist up his ass, put said fist near their face

[Bevo 13577]

 

[Bevo14 8311]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ll go fist-to-ass with myself in here. 

Fify

[dcar00 14182]

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

This is where it really doesn’t make sense. He said he didn’t want to coach again. Of course, you can tell he does want to coach again so maybe he just said that, rather than air what he didn’t like about the Texas job. Not sure.

how do we know he actually said no?  early on it might have just been "I'm not sure I want to get back in".  the excuse that came out through FCB was health reasons, not that he didn't want to coach again, right?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Urban options:

NFL: 

Bengals: Replace Zac Taylor.  Who?

Cowboys:  Work for Jerry Jones.  Yessir,  Jump? How high, Mister Jones?  Yessir.  Can I get you some coffee, Stephen? Yessir.  

Jets:  Replace a fired, looney Adam Gase.

Texans:  Work for little McNair and replace a 71 year old DC and an idiot named Buttchin.  

Jags:  Are we still relocating to London with the Covid?  

None of that shit helps his legacy or pocketbook.  

College:

Texas:  BDE

Everyone else.  ????

 

 

 

[Jimbob 420]

1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

if we're talking old broads, then Rachel Welch still rules even though she's older than your list

I’ll take it back another generation or so and go with Brigitte Bardot and/or grace Kelly. 

[Errestaurants 2570]

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ll go toe-to-toe with anyone in here. 

 

[futureman 22457]

Just now, Errestaurants said:

 

bro, I would obliterate everyone in this thread.  thank god for your families that we don’t have these interactions in person. I’d cripple people. 

[David Dennison 18856]

Just now, futureman said:

bro, I would obliterate everyone in this thread.  thank god for your families that we don’t have these interactions in person. I’d cripple people. 

Bro. People here know things. Can't you read?

[futureman 22457]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Bro. People here know things. Can't you read?

I read super good. 

[Tree Fidy 1175]

I haven’t been wrong once in this thread. in fact I’m the only person even tangentially associated with longhorn media that has been completely right about this situation from day one.  so, yeah, I have sources. 

Do me a favor. Tell me how I put your dumbass on ignore. Somebody help!

[futureman 22457]

1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:

Do me a favor. Tell me how I put your dumbass on ignore. Somebody help!

PM derka informing him you are a coward.  he’ll take care of it for you. 

[Errestaurants 2570]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

bro, I would obliterate everyone in this thread.  thank god for your families that we don’t have these interactions in person. I’d cripple people. 

Lol

[futureman 22457]

Just now, Errestaurants said:

Lol

laugh through your fear.  I don’t blame you. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Just now, Errestaurants said:

Lol

So cripple fight?

[Errestaurants 2570]

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

So cripple fight?

No, his only fighting is a sword fight in the shower with all his fuckboy friends 

[Hook1997 5354]

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

bro, I would obliterate everyone in this thread.  thank god for your families that we don’t have these interactions in person. I’d cripple people. 

Surly happy hour at a mma gym?  Volunteers go in the cage and get “obliterated” by futureman while the rest of us watch!  Make it happen @immamac lol

[dcar00 14182]

1 hour ago, Knewk210 said:

Serious Clark? You must have sources?

fuck yeah he's serious.  he's as serious as putting your own fist up your own ass

[Errestaurants 2570]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Surly happy hour at a mma gym?  Volunteers go in the cage and get “obliterated” by futureman while the rest of us watch!  Make it happen @immamac lol

I'm ok with that. I train at Mohler in Grapevine. We can do gi or no gi.

[Knighthawk 284]

28 minutes ago, Teddyballgame said:

2,1,3

1 2 3

[RGBIII 22840]

Herman better stop filling up on bread before urban has to trap door all these kids

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Christ. This thread is...something.

[futureman 22457]

7 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

No, his only fighting is a sword fight in the shower with all his fuckboy friends 

oh look at the internet tough guy over here. 

[Hook1997 5354]

4 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

I'm ok with that. I train at Mohler in Grapevine. We can do gi or no gi.

I got $100 on this guy!

[futureman 22457]

4 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

I'm ok with that. I train at Mohler in Grapevine. We can do gi or no gi.

lulz.  priceless. 

[dcar00 14182]

32 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ll go toe-to-toe with anyone in here. 

I think you mean taint-to-taint..

[Hook1997 5354]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh look at the internet tough guy over here. 

No that was you saying you would cripple everyone on here..  He’s just calling you on your BS.  Maybe he’s that mma fighter that knocked out that chick on 6th street a few years back, that would make sense...

Edited December 22, 2020 by Hook1997

[Nicole44 22059]

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Christ. This thread is...something.

See ya in the next life!

[RGBIII 22840]

 

guys it’s a hard job salting @futureman, it’s a hard job but he gives me no choice. So please let’s take it easy on taking the snail bait

[Enchubben 5510]

17 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Do me a favor. Tell me how I put your dumbass on ignore. Somebody help!

This reminds me, @immamac can you post a top ten most ignored users on the site?

[futureman 22457]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

No that was you saying you would cripple everyone on here..  He’s just calling you on your BS

wow

[Errestaurants 2570]

3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Christ. This thread is...something.

What do you think brownie? Futureman going to get you? 

[pops 6984]

26 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

how do we know he actually said no?  early on it might have just been "I'm not sure I want to get back in".  the excuse that came out through FCB was health reasons, not that he didn't want to coach again, right?

Never said no. There was no vacancy. 4D chess ensued. Then some loose lipped motherfuckers fucked it up. Errybody was cut off at that point. 

[UDontKnow 10444]

Everytime Futureman posts on Surly...

 

 

[ztejas 43425]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Herman better stop filling up on bread before urban has to trap door all these kids

He can come to SMU. We'll get him drafted after his junior year.

[futureman 22457]

Just now, Enchubben said:

This reminds me, @immamac can you post a top ten most ignored users on the site?

I’ve also wondered this, @immamac

[pops 6984]

4 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I got $100 on this guy!

I've seen his wife. If anyone has BDE, its @Errestaurants

[futureman 22457]

1 minute ago, Errestaurants said:

What do you think brownie? Futureman going to get you? 

back off, warchild. seriously. 

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

25 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Urban options:

NFL: 

Bengals: Replace Zac Taylor.  Who?

Cowboys:  Work for Jerry Jones.  Yessir,  Jump? How high, Mister Jones?  Yessir.  Can I get you some coffee, Stephen? Yessir.  

Jets:  Replace a fired, looney Adam Gase.

Texans:  Work for little McNair and replace a 71 year old DC and an idiot named Buttchin.  

Jags:  Are we still relocating to London with the Covid?  

None of that shit helps his legacy or pocketbook.  

College:

Texas:  BDE

Everyone else.  ????

 

 

 

The jets is secretly a great job- especially if they get Lawrence. Having a star WB on roomie scale is the most important advantage in the nfl- they have like 90 million in cap, they have a decent receiver core, and they just are wrapping up a 1-15 so when you go 7-9 next year the line to suck your dick wraps around the block. And no more Billy B dynasty and a fan base that’s pretty starved for anything good to happen with no real expectations- all in NYC. I’d take that Jets job before I’d take 20 others if I’m being honest. 

[Dbeasy 15049]

how do we know he actually said no?  early on it might have just been "I'm not sure I want to get back in".  the excuse that came out through FCB was health reasons, not that he didn't want to coach again, right?

Nothing from me comes from 9.95rs. I just happened to have visibility on the Meyer situation from my network on the Ohio side. But its gone quiet like it has for everyone. I also have no visibility to any potential coach besides Meyer.

[Rimbo 25928]

3 hours ago, Knighthawk said:

You guys are slipping.  
 

5 4 1 3 2

1 1 1 1 1

[futureman 22457]

7 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Christ. This thread is...something.

it’s literally 750 pages of nothing. CUM was never going to explode on the 40 acres. he never expressed interest, period.

you are right, this thread is something.