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32 minutes ago, immamac said:

Listen to me you low energy, pathetic, Herman jock sniffing, doomer fucks. The thread for you is the corching search thread. 

This thread is for the legendary big dick energy crew who found the planes, identified the drapes, and believe that Urban Meyer is coming to Texas. 

Night crew, show em what's up. Oh and you are the most wrong @futureman

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

We must concentrate, concentrate 

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Not only is it the only answer that makes sense, that saves Texas football, but look at it, it's just so fucking natural.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ll go toe-to-toe with anyone in here. 

Nice try, no one is going to let a guy who sticks his fist up his ass, put said fist near their face

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Posted
3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:


This is where it really doesn’t make sense. He said he didn’t want to coach again. Of course, you can tell he does want to coach again so maybe he just said that, rather than air what he didn’t like about the Texas job. Not sure.

how do we know he actually said no?  early on it might have just been "I'm not sure I want to get back in".  the excuse that came out through FCB was health reasons, not that he didn't want to coach again, right?

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Urban options:

NFL: 

Bengals: Replace Zac Taylor.  Who?

Cowboys:  Work for Jerry Jones.  Yessir,  Jump? How high, Mister Jones?  Yessir.  Can I get you some coffee, Stephen? Yessir.  

Jets:  Replace a fired, looney Adam Gase.

Texans:  Work for little McNair and replace a 71 year old DC and an idiot named Buttchin.  

Jags:  Are we still relocating to London with the Covid?  

None of that shit helps his legacy or pocketbook.  

College:

Texas:  BDE

Everyone else.  ????

 

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

if we're talking old broads, then Rachel Welch still rules even though she's older than your list

I’ll take it back another generation or so and go with Brigitte Bardot and/or grace Kelly. 

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Posted
Just now, Errestaurants said:

 

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bro, I would obliterate everyone in this thread.  thank god for your families that we don’t have these interactions in person. I’d cripple people. 

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Posted
Just now, futureman said:

bro, I would obliterate everyone in this thread.  thank god for your families that we don’t have these interactions in person. I’d cripple people. 

Bro. People here know things. Can't you read?

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I haven’t been wrong once in this thread. in fact I’m the only person even tangentially associated with longhorn media that has been completely right about this situation from day one.  so, yeah, I have sources. 

Do me a favor. Tell me how I put your dumbass on ignore. Somebody help!
Posted
1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:


Do me a favor. Tell me how I put your dumbass on ignore. Somebody help!

PM derka informing him you are a coward.  he’ll take care of it for you. 

Posted
8 minutes ago, futureman said:

bro, I would obliterate everyone in this thread.  thank god for your families that we don’t have these interactions in person. I’d cripple people. 

Surly happy hour at a mma gym?  Volunteers go in the cage and get “obliterated” by futureman while the rest of us watch!  Make it happen @immamac lol

Posted
1 hour ago, Knewk210 said:

Serious Clark? You must have sources?

fuck yeah he's serious.  he's as serious as putting your own fist up your own ass

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Surly happy hour at a mma gym?  Volunteers go in the cage and get “obliterated” by futureman while the rest of us watch!  Make it happen @immamac lol

I'm ok with that. I train at Mohler in Grapevine. We can do gi or no gi.

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh look at the internet tough guy over here. 

No that was you saying you would cripple everyone on here..  He’s just calling you on your BS.  Maybe he’s that mma fighter that knocked out that chick on 6th street a few years back, that would make sense...

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Posted
26 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

how do we know he actually said no?  early on it might have just been "I'm not sure I want to get back in".  the excuse that came out through FCB was health reasons, not that he didn't want to coach again, right?

Never said no. There was no vacancy. 4D chess ensued. Then some loose lipped motherfuckers fucked it up. Errybody was cut off at that point. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Herman better stop filling up on bread before urban has to trap door all these kids

He can come to SMU. We'll get him drafted after his junior year.

Posted
25 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Urban options:

NFL: 

Bengals: Replace Zac Taylor.  Who?

Cowboys:  Work for Jerry Jones.  Yessir,  Jump? How high, Mister Jones?  Yessir.  Can I get you some coffee, Stephen? Yessir.  

Jets:  Replace a fired, looney Adam Gase.

Texans:  Work for little McNair and replace a 71 year old DC and an idiot named Buttchin.  

Jags:  Are we still relocating to London with the Covid?  

None of that shit helps his legacy or pocketbook.  

College:

Texas:  BDE

Everyone else.  ????

 

 

 

The jets is secretly a great job- especially if they get Lawrence. Having a star WB on roomie scale is the most important advantage in the nfl- they have like 90 million in cap, they have a decent receiver core, and they just are wrapping up a 1-15 so when you go 7-9 next year the line to suck your dick wraps around the block. And no more Billy B dynasty and a fan base that’s pretty starved for anything good to happen with no real expectations- all in NYC. I’d take that Jets job before I’d take 20 others if I’m being honest. 

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how do we know he actually said no?  early on it might have just been "I'm not sure I want to get back in".  the excuse that came out through FCB was health reasons, not that he didn't want to coach again, right?

Nothing from me comes from 9.95rs. I just happened to have visibility on the Meyer situation from my network on the Ohio side. But its gone quiet like it has for everyone. I also have no visibility to any potential coach besides Meyer.
Posted
7 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Christ. This thread is...something.

it’s literally 750 pages of nothing. CUM was never going to explode on the 40 acres. he never expressed interest, period.

you are right, this thread is something. 

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