Urban Meyer or bust

[DFW Horn 6124]

8 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Are drunken Armenians> Croations coaching wise? I think we need to explore this possibility. Belichick and Saban have Croation ancestry and Sarkisian has to be Armenian?  Why has no one brought this up? 

[Laxtonto 12080]

39 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

 

 

BCUME

 

 

https://tenor.com/view/mucho-dinero-tengo-ihave-alot-of-money-money-cash-lots-of-money-gif-17816616

 

Edited December 23, 2020 by Laxtonto

[Slacks 6821]

BCUME

Congrats, bitchassednesses... Keep it up.

[closetohumping 17442]

20 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Do they? Seems like they made a good hire.

Maybe we shouldn't be worried about looking like shit.

You guys would’ve thrown a fit if Napier and sark turned us down.  Somebody hear wanted harsin?   That hire would be shit on here

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

I posted this earlier, but didn't call out how great of a video it is.  If you like laughing at aggys fucking sheep, lucci being the provider of lube to fuck said sheep, and the fact that ol' Jimbo is a cuck, you should watch this video

 

https://captiongenerator.com/2083802/Hitler-finds-out-Texas-AM-Left-Out-of-Playoffs

[hornfromdallas 334]

bruh @RGBIII is famous bruh made an article 

 

[DFW Horn 6124]

1 minute ago, hornfromdallas said:

bruh @RGBIII is famous bruh made an article 

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

2 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

bruh @RGBIII is famous bruh made an article 

 

[Newy25 7668]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

What is IT saying about this news?  I'm actually ok with it.

IT has shot down the idea that Sark is a viable candidate.  

[Cuernavaca 254]

[RGBIII 22840]

Hey look my BDE is famous now, hit my PMs if you would like to know more about my plums 

[Alien Octopus 516]

22 hours ago, General Specific said:

$$$$$, that’s why.

Waste of money

[Revolution512 1487]

Hilarious watching these sites scramble to put out complete shit. We may have finally done this right

[Newy25 7668]

1 hour ago, ckhorn said:

Okay, How is he in the conversation as the next Head football coach at the University at Fucking Texas. Beware at agents floating names out there to get them gigs for other openings. Thats all Im saying.

Texas is or has at least vetted Sark for this job. That probably includes reaching out and sending feelers at some point. I imagine that is where the smoke is coming from. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

IT has shot down the idea that Sark is a viable candidate.  

Recently - or their reporting from a couple weeks back?

[Knewk210 244]

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

IT has shot down the idea that Sark is a viable candidate.  

Is IT reliable? I'm a contrarian type so guess he is the leading candidate.

[Alien Octopus 516]

11 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Kathy Ireland

 

Did not recognize her from that vantage point.

[DFW Horn 6124]

1 minute ago, Cuernavaca said:

Message Board Genius rankings say we "lack variety", but where else can you see whale dicks, boot reviews, BBQ smoking tips, movie reviews, and coaching search speculation all in one thread?

#BDE

[Dbeasy 15052]

IT has shot down the idea that Sark is a viable candidate.  

I could see that he might not be viable because of the drinking problem, but they don’t know anything.

[Knewk210 244]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I could see that he might not be viable because of the drinking problem, but they don’t know anything.

Yes, but  Herman may drink more than Sark and Sark definitely functions better at it.

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

48 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

FIFY

                           🤘  IT'S FUCKIN' URBAN MEYER  🤘

For now, looks like a turd in the hand, is worth......

[Longhornlove 4831]

Eagles, draft, LOL. Lil Jordan was lightyears better than Eagles.

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Yeah, the USC fans I know don’t think there’s any chance the BOT or AD will fire Helton or are even really considering it. If this were the case, USC would be doing the best covert move ever, because there’s nothing even close to hinting this possibility right now. 

Well 2nd best to the CUM cover-up that the UT Admin is running right now. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Eagles, draft, LOL. Lil Jordan was lightyears better than Eagles.

Unfortunately for Lil’Jordan he was slow as fuck.

[Cuernavaca 254]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Eagles, draft, LOL. Lil Jordan was lightyears better than Eagles.

Member the play in the 2018 cotton bowl where our oline pushed LJ like 14 yards for the first down? I member

[Longhornlove 4831]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Unfortunately for Lil’Jordan he was slow as fuck.

Correct, but there was film showing he was an football player. Not much film on a guy that disappears for months at a time. He is gifted with size and speed, that makes him a project. He should stay in school. Whomever is advising him is a moron.

[Texas Wahoo 3397]

2 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Member the play in the 2018 cotton bowl where our oline pushed LJ like 14 yards for the first down? I member

I feel like you don’t remember that bowl very well...

[hookem48 4687]

3 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Member the play in the 2018 cotton bowl where our oline pushed LJ like 14 yards for the first down? I member

most of the oline

[Longhornlove 4831]

2 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Member the play in the 2018 cotton bowl where our oline pushed LJ like 14 yards for the first down? I member

Back when Texas was physical that year. What happened to being the most physical team in the big 12 Tom? Should have kept that going and you wouldn't be on the hot seat douchebag.

[Longhornlove 4831]

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Back when Texas was physical that year. What happened to being the most physical team in the big 12 Tom? Should have kept that going and you wouldn't be on the hot seat douchebag.

Was sugar. bowl I was thinking of, my bad.

[Cuernavaca 254]

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

most of the oline

Pat Hudson, before the heat stroke.

[Okcool 786]

3 hours ago, urbanisnotcominghere said:

Y’all already have been, so we’ll see what happens 

You think an 8-1 Texas or blowU gets snubbed for a CFP spot? Know who the fuck you are aggy. Lil brother stupid fucks. 81 years strong. The gift that keeps on giving. 

 

Edited December 23, 2020 by Okcool

[hookem48 4687]

10 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Pat Hudson, before the heat stroke.

Patrick Vahe, he stood and watched

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Patrick Vahe, he stood and watched

Sums up most of his career at Texas 

[Cuernavaca 254]

4 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Sums up most of his career at Texas 

I liked Vahe until I realized he hit his ceiling as a freshman. Wish I had video of that crazy dance he did in the locker room that year.

[Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 385]

18 minutes ago, Okcool said:

You think an 8-1 Texas or blowU gets snubbed for a CFP spot? Know who the fuck you are aggy. Lil brother stupid fucks. 81 years strong. The gift that keeps on giving. 

 

I don’t think an 8-1 Texas team will exist for a loooong time 🤣🤣🤣

[Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 385]

NEW UPDATE!!!

It has recently been relayed to me by one of my trusty sources that Urban’s wife has a dildo that appears burnt orange!! It is not known whether it was this color before she used it or after, but I figured everyone on here would take it as a sign that he will be the next coach!

[Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 385]

What’re y’all gonna say when Mensa is the coach of your mighty Longhorns in 2021?...😂

[DFW Horn 6124]

21 minutes ago, Okcool said:

You think an 8-1 Texas or blowU gets snubbed for a CFP spot? Know who the fuck you are aggy. Lil brother stupid fucks. 81 years strong. The gift that keeps on giving. 

 

I like the cut of your jib. Fuck aggy 

[Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 385]

Did y’all hear about the school of the deaf winning that state title?? Pretty cool. I heard Tom is actively recruiting several players from their rivals down the road, school of the blind. A good sign that Texas is indeed back, and Urban will turn them into first round draft picks 

[DFW Horn 6124]

2 minutes ago, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

NEW UPDATE!!!

It has recently been relayed to me by one of my trusty sources that Urban’s wife has a dildo that appears burnt orange!! It is not known whether it was this color before she used it or after, but I figured everyone on here would take it as a sign that he will be the next coach!

Fuck off, aggy

[Enchubben 5510]

Just now, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

What’re y’all gonna say when Mensa is the coach of your mighty Longhorns in 2021?...😂

27–25 Aggie. Eternal scoreboard.

Please return to banging your Sheltie mascot, filling jizz jars and male cheerleaders.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13092]

2 minutes ago, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

NEW UPDATE!!!

It has recently been relayed to me by one of my trusty sources that Urban’s wife has a dildo that appears burnt orange!! It is not known whether it was this color before she used it or after, but I figured everyone on here would take it as a sign that he will be the next coach!

Sorry about your burnt orange skin tone.

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

Would you quit feeding the troll and quoting him?  Just neg him to bolivian and move on.

[Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 385]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Sorry about your burnt orange skin tone.

Haha good one!!

[General Specific 3262]

True, although not as weird as some of the fucks we have on here. 

It’s probably Futuremans alter ego or one of his split personalities...

[Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 385]

Love y’all 😘

[Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 385]

Y’all ever thought about the fact that deaf people heard the band play EOT this year as much as us with perfectly fine hearing?

[SuckitKevin 920]

8 minutes ago, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

NEW UPDATE!!!

It has recently been relayed to me by one of my trusty sources that Urban’s wife has a dildo that appears burnt orange!! It is not known whether it was this color before she used it or after, but I figured everyone on here would take it as a sign that he will be the next coach!

You’re trying too hard Figurelli. 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Joined 15 minutes ago.

Fuck off