Urban Meyer or bust

[Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 385]

OMG

 

last two letters left in my bowl after eating my alphabet spaghetti-o’s were U and M 😱😱😱😱

[Scholz 11943]

Haha loser aggy is salty. 😂

[UTDD 362]

I just have to laugh at this kind of trolling.  What kind of sad and pathetic life one must have to actually take the time to do this as their mental stimulation/entertainment.  It says a lot more about one's own pathetic existence than anything else.  But it's always nice to feel some schadenfreude about another pitiful human being out there.  Well done. 

[DFW Horn 6124]

Just now, Scholz said:

Haha loser aggy is salty. 😂

[Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 385]

Just now, UTDD said:

I just have to laugh at this kind of trolling.  What kind of sad and pathetic life one must have to actually take the time to do this as their mental stimulation/entertainment.  It says a lot more about one's own pathetic existence than anything else.  But it's always nice to feel some schadenfreude about another pitiful human being out there.  Well done. 

[Redneck Mutha 7983]

2 minutes ago, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

[bar 396]

3 minutes ago, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

We're not even your rivals. Aren't yall in the moral playoffs this year? Go post on the Cincinnati boards.

[closetojumping 62740]

4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

TFB...FWIW (not a lot)

***Still chasing some additional confirmation on this one but received a call earlier today and based on what I’m initially hearing, Steve Sarkisian is going to be a name to watch. Truth be told, he may be the name to watch.

***Oh and btw, if Sark were to be the guy, very good chance you’d see Bryce Young in a Texas uniform next year.

***Also, from Bama source – “Sark is the best OC we’ve had here under Saban”.

***Also, on the general question of a coaching change, I am getting a stronger and stronger sense that a change is in the works. Don’t know what percentage I’d put it at but I’d say over 50%.

***I’m told nothing would happen till after the bowl game and I don’t know what impact a big win would have on the question of a change.

I texted someone who knows more about this shit than TFB times 100. He sent me a one word response to Steve fucking Sarkisian being a real candidate for Texas: “Nope”

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Eagles declared for the draft like an idiot

Good. That bitch can go virtue signal and bawl all over himself on a practice squad somewhere. Fuck that waste of talent.  

[Newy25 7668]

Others can speak to the connection IT has but Nahlin is the one discounting Sark. I know his upside was intriguing enough for Texas to vet at one point. Sark was also getting a lot of good references from people Texas listens to. My contact is on the money side outside of the school and the athletic department and I have not learned anything new since the Sunday after the Kansas State game. Money is lined even for a non Meyer coach,  that I know. 

Edited December 23, 2020 by Newy25

[Newy25 7668]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I texted someone who knows more about this shit than TFB times 100. He sent me a one word response to Steve fucking Sarkisian being a real candidate for Texas: “Nope”

What are the odds that CDC was the one who wanted to vet out Sark along with Franklin? Outside of Meyer, I know there was a money coalition behind Matt Campbell but that was also true last year. 

[closetojumping 62740]

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Others can speak to the connection IT has but Nahlin is the one discounting Sark. I know his upside was intriguing enough for Texas to vet at one point. Sark was also getting a lot of good references from people Texas listens to. My contact is on the money side outside of the school and the athletic department and I have not learned anything new since the Sunday after the Kansas State game. Money is lined even for a non Meyer coach,  that I know. 

Nahlin is not the only one discounting Sarkisian. On that I am certain. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Cut the aggy some slack.

They just had the best season they've had in 30 years, and the best they'll have for the rest of Jimbo's tenure, and were left out of the playoffs because no one has ever or will ever give a shit about aggy.

That is a hard realization to process for them. They will never beat alabama again, and this year proves that unless they're able to do that, there's no championship in aggy's future, ever.

They obviously thought by going to the sec, they'd get some of that one loss and still in the playoffs love. They didn't realize those rules only apply to sec teams that matter to the conference (and country, for that matter). aggy is not on that list. aggy has never been and will never be on that list. No amount of conference changing, coach hiring, or political posturing will ever make it happen.

In cfb there are big brothers and little brothers, and aggy is painfully realizing that moving to the sec and hiring Jimbo's has only made them a little brother who runs his mouth louder and to a different group of friends. He's still a little brother, and always has been.

So, if this dumb shit mouth breathing red ass fuckstick needs to ease his pain by spamming our board, I say have at it. I smile at every post as each one reminds me how painful it must have been to see osu and nd on that final four list.

But hey, at least you get to lose to mack brown again as your consolation prize. Or "not want to be there," as I'm sure you'll say after.

[DaysOff 7951]

Nobody gives a shit about aggy except other aggys, and nobody gives a shit about those aggys.

Ergo nobody gives a shit. So fuck off aggy. You too Figurelli.

[Tree Fidy 1174]

What’re y’all gonna say when Mensa is the coach of your mighty Longhorns in 2021?...

I thought we crowd-sourced this insurance agent. WTF?

[Harvdog 2288]

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Nobody gives a shit about aggy except other aggys, and nobody gives a shit about those aggys.

Ergo nobody gives a shit. So fuck off aggy. You too Figurelli.

I had a conversation with a buddy of mine who is an aggy and he asked me what was the best CFB game I ever watched?  I said, ”Simple, Vince Young Rose Bowl....Jan 4, 2006.  Best CFB game ever...”  His response was ”I was in Tuscaloosa in 2012 when Johnny beat Saban and the Tide....best aggy game ever!”  I told him ”you just summed up the entire sorry existence of aggy football with a meaningless game in a season you finished 3rd in the SEC West and went to the Cotton Bowl......mine was for the National Championship”  Thats the difference between a team that never has and a ream that will.  #BDE # CUM

[runthebone 7990]

Eagles declared for the NFL draft?

[Cuernavaca 254]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Eagles declared for the NFL draft?

He will be 3rd or 4th round on measurables and tape.

[RGBIII 22840]

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Eagles declared for the NFL draft?

🤷🏻‍♂️ 

[Tree Fidy 1174]

No, thank you.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

42 minutes ago, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

[Kurt Bowels 213]

Looks like aglife is bitter the truth has been exposed: they are an also-ran no matter the results. A third tier program for 100+ years and nothing is changing.

Love the tears. Oh, hi bitch.

[Nicole44 22060]

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Hey look my BDE is famous now, hit my PMs if you would like to know more about my plums 

Yes. Tell us more about your “plums.” 🤣

 

[Rimbo 25945]

[pops 6986]

Who the fuck let aggy through the door during night shift?  His inverted peen does not help the average of our BDE. Glad he got sifted at the fat stock show. 

[Rimbo 25945]

[Redneck Mutha 7983]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes. Tell us more about your “plums.” 🤣

 

Just watched.  Hits close to home. 

Urban or bust.

[Redneck Mutha 7983]

1 hour ago, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

47 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Cut the aggy some slack.

They just had the best season they've had in 30 years, and the best they'll have for the rest of Jimbo's tenure, and were left out of the playoffs because no one has ever or will ever give a shit about aggy.

That is a hard realization to process for them. They will never beat alabama again, and this year proves that unless they're able to do that, there's no championship in aggy's future, ever.

They obviously thought by going to the sec, they'd get some of that one loss and still in the playoffs love. They didn't realize those rules only apply to sec teams that matter to the conference (and country, for that matter). aggy is not on that list. aggy has never been and will never be on that list. No amount of conference changing, coach hiring, or political posturing will ever make it happen.

In cfb there are big brothers and little brothers, and aggy is painfully realizing that moving to the sec and hiring Jimbo's has only made them a little brother who runs his mouth louder and to a different group of friends. He's still a little brother, and always has been.

So, if this dumb shit mouth breathing red ass fuckstick needs to ease his pain by spamming our board, I say have at it. I smile at every post as each one reminds me how painful it must have been to see osu and nd on that final four list.

But hey, at least you get to lose to mack brown again as your consolation prize. Or "not want to be there," as I'm sure you'll say after.




 

[Newy25 7668]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Nahlin is not the only one discounting Sarkisian. On that I am certain. 

And the greater Austin liquor stores weep. 

[Jimbob 422]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

In cfb there are big brothers and little brothers, and aggy is painfully realizing that moving to the sec and hiring Jimbo's has only made them a little brother who runs his mouth louder and to a different group of friends. He's still a little brother, and always has been.

You forget who you are talking about, they don’t realize shit, slowly or otherwise.  They are so fucking detached from reality it will never sink in.   These are the same dorks who claim 5 MNCs from before any of them were born, and a couple conference championships that many of them were there to see them actually not happen.  
 

No, a decade or so from now they will add 2020 to the wall, and in 80 years aggy will marvel at a dozen or so new MNCs that no one living will remember or contest.  
 

it happened in their delusional minds and that’s good enough for those fucking weirdos. 

[Blackcat00 759]

1 hour ago, bar said:

We're not even your rivals. Aren't yall in the moral playoffs this year? Go post on the Cincinnati boards.

To be fair Jimbo has a chance to do what Tom did against Georgia two seasons ago. 

[TexasEx 1667]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I texted someone who knows more about this shit than TFB times 100. He sent me a one word response to Steve fucking Sarkisian being a real candidate for Texas: “Nope”

Good. That bitch can go virtue signal and bawl all over himself on a practice squad somewhere. Fuck that waste of talent.  

Could you, uh, ask said person about Corch Irving's inclinations? 

[ousux 5597]

FWIW (not a lot)

So Mullen and Harsin are off the table..only good news if Urbs is coming to Texas.

[TexasEx 1667]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

12 hours ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW (not a lot)

So Mullen and Harsin are off the table..only good news if since Urbs is coming to Texas.

FIFY

[pearlandhorn 3270]

Haven’t been in this thread much in the last week or on the shag much at all with work and deer hunting.

Anything happening other than that racist fuckstick, Daniel Figurelli, a former PwC Houston intern, coming in here and trolling around? Any news on urban or are we still in a HOLD pattern?

[Valmy77 13227]

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Haven’t been in this thread much in the last week or on the shag much at all with work and deer hunting.

Anything happening other than that racist fuckstick, Daniel Figurelli, a former PwC Houston intern, coming in here and trolling around? Any news on urban or are we still in a HOLD pattern?

Just standard goofballness. Nothing new.

[TexasEx 1667]

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Haven’t been in this thread much in the last week or on the shag much at all with work and deer hunting.

Anything happening other than that racist fuckstick, Daniel Figurelli, a former PwC Houston intern, coming in here and trolling around? Any news on urban or are we still in a HOLD pattern?

Yes, holding pattern. Sarkisian was a possibility, then he was not. Not that he's relevant to the BDE UM or bust thread. Anyways, since you were recently in a deer blind any news you care to share? 

[atomheartbevo 89685]

On 12/21/2020 at 10:38 PM, closetohumping said:

I actually live in California.  I am trying to lure these unemployed night crew sleazebags in, call the cops and tell them there's an underground midget prostitute ring whose secret phrase is "Herman has earned another year.  You're not gonna fire a 7-3 coach who honestly should be 9-3, and maybe even 11-1 if it weren't for Keontay Ingram."  shhhh

[futureman 22469]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I texted someone who knows more about this shit than TFB times 100. He sent me a one word response to Steve fucking Sarkisian being a real candidate for Texas: “Nope” 

mostly true. I think I said “of course not,” though. 

[pearlandhorn 3270]

4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Yes, holding pattern. Sarkisian was a possibility, then he was not. Not that he's relevant to the BDE UM or bust thread. Anyways, since you were recently in a deer blind any news you care to share? 

 

[closetohumping 17442]

13 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Haven’t been in this thread much in the last week or on the shag much at all with work and deer hunting.

Anything happening other than that racist fuckstick, Daniel Figurelli, a former PwC Houston intern, coming in here and trolling around? Any news on urban or are we still in a HOLD pattern?

Wait didn’t one of the insiders say they know a guy who hunts?

[TexasEx 1667]

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

mostly true. I think I said “of course not,” though. 

You don't know anything other than that your knuckles will be knee deep in your sphincter by mid-January. 

[atomheartbevo 89685]

16 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Any news on urban or are we still in a HOLD pattern?

I believe we had another freshman enter the portal today.  But, as far as Urban....

[dcar00 14210]

10 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

 

steve fucking sarkisian is not going to replace tom herman as the coach of Texas. holy shit.  the guy has more red flags than you can imagine.

[Rimbo 25945]

[futureman 22469]

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

You don't know anything other than that your knuckles will be knee deep in your sphincter by mid-January. 

I am the board’s greatest asset. you provide no value. I don’t even know who the fuck you are. I am the tip of the spear when it comes to insider knowledge from the very top. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

1 hour ago, Cuernavaca said:

He will be 3rd or 4th round on measurables and tape.

No way. He's 6-7 or undrafted all day. As a WR, he does literally nothing well. Hands? Nope. Route Running? Fuck No! Hips and quickness in and out of breaks? Another fuck no. Uses his size to high point the ball? Nope. He's tall and fast in a straight line. That's about it. 

Toss in the attitude and "other" issues and you have a big fat nope in the draft. 

Edited December 23, 2020 by totallynotabuttpirate

[futureman 22469]

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

He's tall and fast in a straight line. That's about it. 

dk metcalf is working out pretty well. 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

No way. He's 6-7 or undrafted all day. As a WR, he does literally nothing well. Hands? Nope. Route Running? Fuck No! Hips and quickness in and out of breaks? Another fuck no. He's tall and fast in a straight line. That's about it. 

To be fair, him being a shitty route runner sounds like an indictment of the coaching he's received over the last three years more than anything else

[atomheartbevo 89685]

Just now, dcar00 said:

steve fucking sarkisian is not going to replace tom herman as the coach of Texas. holy shit.  the guy has more red flags than you can imagine.

You float Sarkisian out there, so then the Art Briles dipshits say "hey, Art's not as bad as Steve" (which is a fucking bold-faced lie).

Sarkisian though...