Urban Meyer or bust

[NorLa Horns 1458]

6 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

can i push?

[Bear19 82]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

You forgot sledge hammer fuck up.

[Bevo14 8310]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 minute ago, Bear19 said:

You forgot sledge hammer fuck up.

 

[canadianhorn21 963]

8 minutes ago, Drew said:

Wait...so some one is saying there's still a chance for Meyer?

A chance?? It's happening dude. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Just now, canadianhorn21 said:

A chance?? It's happening dude. 

[Drew 2405]

So without having to go back and peruse several pages, can someone point me to the relevant post or link?

 

K thx bai

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

So without having to go back and peruse several pages, can someone point me to the relevant post or link?

 

K thx bai

The fact that Ketch dropping Eltifes name killed the deal is the biggest smokescreen I've seen to date. If his ass got this deal nixed then we have no business being in the football business. 

[Drew 2405]

Ah, so more just conjecture and such.  Reading the tea leaves so to speak. Carry on.

[closetohumping 17440]

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

So without having to go back and peruse several pages, can someone point me to the relevant post or link?

 

K thx bai

Pushy little bastard aren't you?  But I like that.  I like that.

[Reese Bennett 3611]

 

[BabaYaga 15292]

Herm's on borrowed time....

[BachelorTrek 2968]

12 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Herm's on borrowed time....

It needs to be a turtle being stalked. LULZ

[BabaYaga 15292]

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

It needs to be a turtle being stalked. LULZ

[TejasPedro 1858]

Urban Meyer is

Tom Herman is

 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

58 minutes ago, Drew said:

Ah, so more just conjecture and such.  Reading the tea leaves so to speak. Carry on.

Some of the 9.95ers are actually stating that the door may still be open for Meyer.  I think Burton and FCB reports were posted here the last day or two saying that.  Sorry, I'm too lazy to find them and repost.

[Drew 2405]

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Some of the 9.95ers are actually stating that the door may still be open for Meyer.  I think Burton and FCB reports were posted here the last day or two saying that.  Sorry, I'm too lazy to find them and repost.

Nah that's good. Thanks, have some +rep.

 

 

[Kurt Bowels 213]

No more being the choir boys. We wear the stormtrooper whities, the greatest uniforms in all of sports.  It is our destiny to bring balance back to the force.  For far too long we've tried to be something we are not.  For what? It was all a mirage by the enemy to sidetrack our potential for greatness.

As Disney taught us, and it took us our entire childhoods to figure it out, Luke Skywalker and Jar Jar Binks, the rebels, the alliance, they are all nothing but a bunch of G-rated pussies. Besides Yoda. And the Mandalorian. Maybe Han Solo. Anyway, you get the drift. We all remember our 'aha!' moment. There is no good and bad.  It is all a grey hodgepodge. There must be a balance in the force. A balance only we can bring to the universe.

We will know when Urban is coming. It will be soon. I can feel it. We will know.

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Nah that's good. Thanks, have some +rep.

 

 

Yeah, the only real scenarios beyond Herman coming back (fuck that shit) are Campbell, Kelley or Meyer.

I choose to believe it's Meyer

[Errestaurants 2570]

Just now, Kurt Bowels said:

No more being the choir boys. We wear the stormtrooper whities, the greatest uniforms in all of sports.  It is our destiny to bring balance back to the force.  For far too long we've tried to be something we are not.  For what? It was all a mirage by the enemy to sidetrack our potential for greatness.

As Disney taught us, and it took us our entire childhoods to figure it out, Luke Skywalker and Jar Jar Binks, the rebels, the alliance, they are all nothing but a bunch of G-rated pussies. Besides Yoda. And the Mandalorian. Maybe Han Solo. Anyway, you get the drift. We all remember our 'aha!' moment. There is no good and bad.  It is all a grey hodgepodge. There must be a balance in the force. A balance only we can bring to the universe.

We will know when Urban is coming. It will be soon. I can feel it. We will know.

 

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Viper 12109]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The fact that Ketch dropping Eltifes name killed the deal is the biggest smokescreen I've seen to date. If his ass got this deal nixed then we have no business being in the football business. 

that's kind of what I was thinking. Not sure how that would have "killed" the deal, but it sure as hell might make it slow down, have the inner circle roped in and kept quiet.

 

[Bevo 13576]

17 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Yeah, the only real scenarios beyond Herman coming back (fuck that shit) are Campbell, Kelley or Meyer.

I choose to believe it's Meyer

[Brothahorn 10087]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The fact that Ketch dropping Eltifes name killed the deal is the biggest smokescreen I've seen to date. If his ass got this deal nixed then we have no business being in the football business. 

At this point we're probably more in shitty carnie/circus business.

[Leanderman 2275]

Id rather run through hell in gasoline soaked skivvies, than have another season with turtle tom 

[ckhorn 208]

4 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Mullens out. Campbell, Kelly or Meyer. 

It's gonna be Meyer. 

Meyer

Campbell 

Kelly 

In this order preferred. FI. UM or Bust

[DFW Horn 6123]

44 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

No more being the choir boys. We wear the stormtrooper whities, the greatest uniforms in all of sports.  It is our destiny to bring balance back to the force.  For far too long we've tried to be something we are not.  For what? It was all a mirage by the enemy to sidetrack our potential for greatness.

As Disney taught us, and it took us our entire childhoods to figure it out, Luke Skywalker and Jar Jar Binks, the rebels, the alliance, they are all nothing but a bunch of G-rated pussies. Besides Yoda. And the Mandalorian. Maybe Han Solo. Anyway, you get the drift. We all remember our 'aha!' moment. There is no good and bad.  It is all a grey hodgepodge. There must be a balance in the force. A balance only we can bring to the universe.

We will know when Urban is coming. It will be soon. I can feel it. We will know.

 

[DFW Horn 6123]

 

[Cody2422 273]

Have the 9.95s ever been right about anything?  Who is it that writes the articles with the “Big Cigar?”  Those read worse than straight up fan fiction.  Seriously the dude is sitting there having a conversation with himself and putting it out there like it actually happened.  Unless of course it is supposed to be satirical, if it is, I guess I’m too dense to get it.  And then there is the “I’m told” guy.  What does it benefit any person who actually knows anything to talk to these guys?  It doesn’t.  Why the fuck would someone with the stroke to cut a million dollar check for a coaches buyout entertain some asshole who milks fans for $9.95 a month to read their bullshit?

 

[DFW Horn 6123]

50 minutes ago, Viper said:

that's kind of what I was thinking. Not sure how that would have "killed" the deal, but it sure as hell might make it slow down, have the inner circle roped in and kept quiet.

 

Why the fuck would CUM give a shit what Ketch had to say about anything?

#BDE

[FloridaHorn 4754]

51 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

What the fuck are you talking about?

[DFW Horn 6123]

14 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

Meyer

Campbell 

Kelly 

In this order preferred. FI. UM or Bust

FIFY

#BDE

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

Have the 9.95s ever been right about anything?  Who is it that writes the articles with the “Big Cigar?”  Those read worse than straight up fan fiction.  Seriously the dude is sitting there having a conversation with himself and putting it out there like it actually happened.  Unless of course it is supposed to be satirical, if it is, I guess I’m too dense to get it.  And then there is the “I’m told” guy.  What does it benefit any person who actually knows anything to talk to these guys?  It doesn’t.  Why the fuck would someone with the stroke to cut a million dollar check for a coaches buyout entertain some asshole who milks fans for $9.95 a month to read their bullshit?
 

I get what you're saying. For this coaching search I am choosing to believe only Burton from the 9.95er ranks and CTJ. Other than that.... fark, its all just wild conjecture, baseless conclusioning, troll "insiders" and senseless wishcasting. And I drink their as sweet sweet koolaid because it all points to Urban Meyer becoming the HFC at The University of Texas at gotdamn Austin!

[UncleBuck 6453]

So without having to go back and peruse several pages, can someone point me to the relevant post or link?
 
K thx bai

It’s nothing big or revealing, it’s just that the door has never truly been completely closed.
The original Chip Brown (FCB) story, then subsequent Kirk Bohls (Bohlshit) story, that was essentially Bohlshit confirming what FCB had reported with FCB’s sources, is not enough to say that Urban Meyer had given Texas a definite “no.”
FCB’s story stated, through a university source, that Meyer had “indicated” to Texas that he was “leaning toward” not coaching again. That is what Bohlshit then came behind FCB to confirm. Every story about Meyer declining Texas since that point has referenced the Bohlshit story, or FCB story directly. No one has come behind with their own, stand alone confirmation and/or story on Urban Meyer turning down Texas.
For most of the past two weeks, IT (mainly Bobby Burton) and others have said that they hear the Meyer door is still open. They haven’t confirmed a “no.” Just this week, Burton kinda mentioned in passing how Meyer had turned down Texas, but seemed more like he was just discussion his story through the lense everyone else has been, and not really breaking news. When asked about it on their message board, the IT guys (can’t remember if Burton or maybe Wells), maintained it’s not a closed door.
Honestly, I could have stopped this whole reply at “FCB/Bohlshit,” as for me and most on this board, anything they say can’t be trusted. The Austin/Longhorn media is fucking terrible.
So in conclusion, until a major outlet reports that Urban Meyer said “no” while citing their own sources (and not FCBohlshit), or Texas hires someone else, the Urban Meyer door is the fuck open.

[90's_Horn 175]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

It’s nothing big or revealing, it’s just that the door has never truly been completely closed.
The original Chip Brown (FCB) story, then subsequent Kirk Bohls (Bohlshit) story, that was essentially Bohlshit confirming what FCB had reported with FCB’s sources, is not enough to say that Urban Meyer had given Texas a definite “no.”
FCB’s story stated, through a university source, that Meyer had “indicated” to Texas that he was “leaning toward” not coaching again. That is what Bohlshit then came behind FCB to confirm. Every story about Meyer declining Texas since that point has referenced the Bohlshit story, or FCB story directly. No one has come behind with their own, stand alone confirmation and/or story on Urban Meyer turning down Texas.
For most of the past two weeks, IT (mainly Bobby Burton) and others have said that they hear the Meyer door is still open. They haven’t confirmed a “no.” Just this week, Burton kinda mentioned in passing how Meyer had turned down Texas, but seemed more like he was just discussion his story through the lense everyone else has been, and not really breaking news. When asked about it on their message board, the IT guys (can’t remember if Burton or maybe Wells, maintained it’s not a closed door.”
Honestly, I could have stopped this whole reply at “FCB/Bohlshit,” as for me and most on this board, anything they say can’t be trusted. The Austin/Longhorn media is fucking terrible.
So in conclusion, until a major outlet reports that Urban Meyer said “no” while citing their own sources (and not FCBohlshit), or Texas hires someone else, the Urban Meyer door is the fuck open.

[B00M 6415]

I like Harsin. I don't know how successful he'll be at auburn, it's a 2-3 loss ceiling in normal years, but I think he could have been great at Texas. Maybe in a few years when Urban retires.

[washparkhorn 9939]

9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

It’s nothing big or revealing, it’s just that the door has never truly been completely closed.
The original Chip Brown (FCB) story, then subsequent Kirk Bohls (Bohlshit) story, that was essentially Bohlshit confirming what FCB had reported with FCB’s sources, is not enough to say that Urban Meyer had given Texas a definite “no.”
FCB’s story stated, through a university source, that Meyer had “indicated” to Texas that he was “leaning toward” not coaching again. That is what Bohlshit then came behind FCB to confirm. Every story about Meyer declining Texas since that point has referenced the Bohlshit story, or FCB story directly. No one has come behind with their own, stand alone confirmation and/or story on Urban Meyer turning down Texas.
For most of the past two weeks, IT (mainly Bobby Burton) and others have said that they hear the Meyer door is still open. They haven’t confirmed a “no.” Just this week, Burton kinda mentioned in passing how Meyer had turned down Texas, but seemed more like he was just discussion his story through the lense everyone else has been, and not really breaking news. When asked about it on their message board, the IT guys (can’t remember if Burton or maybe Wells), maintained it’s not a closed door.
Honestly, I could have stopped this whole reply at “FCB/Bohlshit,” as for me and most on this board, anything they say can’t be trusted. The Austin/Longhorn media is fucking terrible.
So in conclusion, until a major outlet reports that Urban Meyer said “no” while citing their own sources (and not FCBohlshit), or Texas hires someone else, the Urban Meyer door is the fuck open.

Diamond-Cutter BDE

[CUM2TX 11]

Here's a christmas card for Herman.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

What is even worse about Kirk Bohlshit is that he is a UT graduate.  He must have been on sco pro during his journalism studies.  I can almost forgive FCB because he is a meth, coke addled crackhead yankee whose sports chops came about as a scrub for the SMU tennis team.  Where is Richard Justice these days when we need a real UT journalist?  

[Poolflood 845]

Where's the night crew?

 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

2 hours ago, Bevo said:

I’d take the guy in the picture over Urban just for the press conferences with Bohls and the like.  His stare of death at the reporters in TX and just saying “next question” or “we are on to Baylor” would be great.

[Hmbre97 6308]

6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

[lemonandaturd 4285]

6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

That is some Bukowski level poetry!  Bravo.  Squirrelly eyed four-flusher is nice work!

Edited December 24, 2020 by lemonandaturd

[Kurt Bowels 213]

12 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

What is even worse about Kirk Bohlshit is that he is a UT graduate.  He must have been on sco pro during his journalism studies.  I can almost forgive FCB because he is a meth, coke addled crackhead yankee whose sports chops came about as a scrub for the SMU tennis team.  Where is Richard Justice these days when we need a real UT journalist?  

My wife will not touch me. She will not sleep in the same bed of my presence. If it wasn't for my job with the rag paper, I'd have to be a midget pornstar. This is the only way I can get attention, hating on my alma mater (I cheated) from the bowels of my heart. I'm just a POS loser with calves wider than my 36x22 pants. I hate Jesus...Vince. I voted for Bush...Reggie. Please pray for me.

Sincerely, your fiend:

Kurt Bowels

[lemonandaturd 4285]

6 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

My wife will not touch me. She will not sleep in the same bed of my presence. If it wasn't for my job with the rag paper, I'd have to be a midget pornstar. This is the only way I can get attention, hating on my alma mater (I cheated) from the bowels of my heart. I'm just a POS loser with calves wider than my 36x22 pants. I hate Jesus...Vince. I voted for Bush...Reggie. Please pray for me.

Sincerely, your fiend:

Kurt Bowels

I bet you feel better now that you got this off your chest.  Thanks.  I doubt you have worn 36 waist paints for about 30 years.  Prayers to you and blessings for your next midget porn video.  

Edited December 24, 2020 by lemonandaturd

[DFW Horn 6123]

7 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

[DFW Horn 6123]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Yeah, the only real scenarios beyond Herman coming back (fuck that shit) are Campbell, Kelley or Meyer.

I choose to believe it's Meyer

This is the way.

#BDE

[Tex48 840]

51 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I’d take the guy in the picture over Urban just for the press conferences with Bohls and the like.  His stare of death at the reporters in TX and just saying “next question” or “we are on to Baylor” would be great.

I'd offer him less years than Urban but more money per year.  Is he still negotiating his new contract with the Krafts?  Hell lets see if we can throw enough money at him that he decides that we are more than just an offer he can use as leverage.  

[closetohumping 17440]

3 hours ago, Cody2422 said:

Have the 9.95s ever been right about anything?  Who is it that writes the articles with the “Big Cigar?”  Those read worse than straight up fan fiction.  Seriously the dude is sitting there having a conversation with himself and putting it out there like it actually happened.  Unless of course it is supposed to be satirical, if it is, I guess I’m too dense to get it.  And then there is the “I’m told” guy.  What does it benefit any person who actually knows anything to talk to these guys?  It doesn’t.  Why the fuck would someone with the stroke to cut a million dollar check for a coaches buyout entertain some asshole who milks fans for $9.95 a month to read their bullshit?

 

Eric nahlin.  Used to have some integrity now he’s low fat ketch

[lemonandaturd 4285]

3 hours ago, Cody2422 said:

Have the 9.95s ever been right about anything?  Who is it that writes the articles with the “Big Cigar?”  Those read worse than straight up fan fiction.  Seriously the dude is sitting there having a conversation with himself and putting it out there like it actually happened.  Unless of course it is supposed to be satirical, if it is, I guess I’m too dense to get it.  And then there is the “I’m told” guy.  What does it benefit any person who actually knows anything to talk to these guys?  It doesn’t.  Why the fuck would someone with the stroke to cut a million dollar check for a coaches buyout entertain some asshole who milks fans for $9.95 a month to read their bullshit?

 

Because everyone, including rich fuckers, like to gossip and hear gossip (see Nick Saban fiasco).    If that was not true, this thread would be pretty short.  Some pay 9.95 for made up "Big Cigar" gossip and some just get it here for free and have more fun.  

[Hmbre97 6308]

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!
 
I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Where’s Urban Meyer?
Urban or Bust!