Urban Meyer or bust

[Bevo&Pevo 5289]

On 12/18/2020 at 9:50 AM, Blackcat00 said:

I'd put our 84 Bay City squad against Yates. We smoked Thurman Thomas and WIllowridge 34-0 at their place and ran the table. 

Did that team have Hart Lee Dykes on it?

[Horn80 6178]

8 hours ago, millhouse said:

My wife is a Duck, im pretty sure if I show this to her I will be getting a huge ass canvas print of it for christmas.

Well fuck a Duck.  So you are the guy.......

[wood 11315]

17 hours ago, reneg_2 said:

Urban Meyer. 

Este. BDE.

[6th Street 6509]

4 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

Perhaps a special Surly midnight mass is in order tonight? Night crew - get er done.

[Horn80 6178]

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Perhaps a special Surly midnight mass is in order tonight? Night crew - get er done.

Numerous Hail Mary’s seem in order.....

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

35 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

I knew there were some weird fuckers on here, but this shit takes the cake.

[BrazilHorn 6642]

12 hours ago, Poolflood said:

Where's the night crew?

 

These guys put on a great live show. Really a good time. Saw them at Stubbs a couple of years ago. 

[wood 11315]

14 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

I am choosing to believe only Burton from the 9.95er ranks

Yep, and Wells, when he talks.

[RGBIII 22842]

5 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

if this is real (highly doubtful) I bet that secret meeting location will be at Phil knights place or nearby. Time to fire up @derpyhorndog

[Bill Lumbergh 7187]

cdc: here's our offer, $12m/year
Urban: hard pass
cdc: ok, here's our new offer, $12m/year PLUS a special meditation room
Urban: where the fuck do I sign???

[FloridaHorn 4791]

6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Username definitely checks out. 

[ClubWhatever 12159]

5 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

@derpyhorndog you have one job.  

[Ashley Schaeffer 193]

Some men will go to great lengths for a meditation room.

[BrazilHorn 6642]

5 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

While I want to believe I’m afraid this reads like another aggy fan fiction attempt. The “quiet meditation” space pushes it into the unlikely to be real space for me. I just don’t trust a new poster with “sources” at this time. 
 

[Caddox 952]

Prepare for some serious lde today. Negative UM rumors going around but nothing concrete. 

[wood 11315]

10 hours ago, ousux said:

16 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 

Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.

[Fondren & Main 6754]

2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Prepare for some serious lde today. Negative UM rumors going around but nothing concrete. 

I’ll counter that.  I had a dream he was our coach.  Shit’s happening, bruh.

[kmac30 416]

There's a new native mobile app. Fwiw

What does this mean?

[wood 11315]

10 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Nope we're just patiently for tOSU season to end.

This is it. It's not some mystery, or everyone giving up. I'm as solid on UM coming here as I have been from the start. Personally, I'm posting less the last couple of days because there's still a week or two to go, there's family, and Christmas, etc, etc...

[Bevo&Pevo 5289]

10 hours ago, ousux said:

17 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 

Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.

 

[90's_Horn 175]

 

 

12 minutes ago, wood said:

This is it. It's not some mystery, or everyone giving up. I'm as solid on UM coming here as I have been from the start. Personally, I'm posting less the last couple of days because there's still a week or two to go, there's family, and Christmas, etc, etc...

 

Edited December 24, 2020 by 90's_Horn

[DFW Horn 6384]

16 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Prepare for some serious lde today. Negative UM rumors going around but nothing concrete. 

I'll start worrying January 5th if fuckface isn't fired by then.

[GreenspointTexas 9715]

Ill start worrying Sept 3rd if fuckface isnt fired by then

[bigcigar 1165]

18 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Prepare for some serious lde today. Negative UM rumors going around but nothing concrete. 

Smoke screen. I choose to believe the CDC meets Urban next week story.

[6th Street 6509]

24 minutes ago, Ashley Schaeffer said:

Some men will go to great lengths for a meditation room.

Frank Denius Meditation Room 

I'll gladly chip in a few bucks for a koi pond for Urban

[Octavian 1025]

32 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

cdc: here's our offer, $12m/year
Urban: hard pass
cdc: ok, here's our new offer, $12m/year PLUS a special meditation room
Urban: where the fuck do I sign???

To be fair, he also said they are cutting work outside of normal work hours. If your workday goes from 14 hours to 8 hours that’s huge. Plus getting a bunch of lackeys to hand off work to? Fantastic. The only problem is if the UM magic sauce is tied to him working like a dog.

[Errestaurants 2570]

5 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

 

[Dbeasy 15167]

To be fair, he also said they are cutting work outside of normal work hours. If your workday goes from 14 hours to 8 hours that’s huge. Plus getting a bunch of lackeys to hand off work to? Fantastic. The only problem is if the UM magic sauce is tied to him working like a dog.

Unfortunately almost every example of true success involves working like a dog, unless you are a government grifter, conman, or social influencer.

[Billy Pilgrim 1990]

41 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Prepare for some serious lde today. Negative UM rumors going around but nothing concrete. 

Well this is disappointing and alarming since you’ve always been very bullish about our prospects of landing Meyer from your “inside” sources.

[Errestaurants 2570]

6 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Well this is disappointing and alarming since you’ve always been very bullish about our prospects of landing Meyer from your “inside” sources.

It's only disappointing if you've actually believed anything from this guy 

[Cuernavaca 254]

Jacksonville??

Fuck around and find out.

Merry Christmas fuckers 🤘

 

Edited December 24, 2020 by Cuernavaca

[90's_Horn 175]

Just now, Errestaurants said:

It's only disappointing if you've actually believed anything from this guy 

[BurntOrange&White 40075]

9 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Tiger Droppings with the LDE

 

53 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Prepare for some serious lde today. Negative UM rumors going around but nothing concrete. 

Lol

[90's_Horn 175]

4 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Jacksonville??

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/blackandteal.com/2020/12/24/jacksonville-jaguars-marvin-lewis-hc/amp/

no UM mentions in that piece....

Edited December 24, 2020 by 90's_Horn

[BayouBill 835]

23 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Unfortunately almost every example of true success involves working like a dog, unless you are a government grifter, conman, or social influencer.

Wait? Were not actually taking any of what this dude said as being true, are we??? That was the most fake shit I've ever read.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’ll counter that.  I had a dream he was our coach.  Shit’s happening, bruh.

Well, I had a dream that necrotic flesh was growing on my leg, so let’s hope only yours comes true.

Edited December 24, 2020 by TotallyLegit

[immamac 43434]

1 minute ago, BayouBill said:

Wait? Were not actually taking any of what this dude said as being true, are we??? That was the most fake shit I've ever read.

It's true to me. Damnit. 

[90's_Horn 175]

‘COME AND TAKE IT!’

No, seriously, come and take the job UM!

[Kurt Bowels 213]

31 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Smoke screen. I choose to believe the CDC meets Urban next week story.

I choose to believe the bigcigar. After all, he is the bigcigar. Sounds sourcy enough for me. One thing next time bigcigar: don't use "I believe." It is not bossy enough. It is not a declaration of fact.  You are the bigcigar. Stick your big hairy fucking balls on the table like the rest of surly and tell us how smart you are. That is the way we do it here at The Surls. This is how we get all the wonderful things.

Someone please pass this delicious piece of sourced info along to my secretary. I will be in later today to write a piece that millions will read. It will be written with tone and facts based on very highly classified sourced info. That's why I'm the go to guy. That's why I get all the wonderful things.

[Harvdog 2300]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

It's true to me. Damnit. 

We have to name one of the forums ”Urban’s Meditation Room” or something to that affect.  Too good to pass up

[Hagbard Celine 10969]

6 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

please provide the user id of someone on this board who has been here long enough to be known to the community and knows others "IRL" ("in real life")

you don't need to post that user id in this thread or elsewhere.  the goal is not to dox you.  your anonymity will remain sacrosanct.

you can send it by direct message "DM" (what we used to call "PM"s i.e. private messages), please send the "IRL" vouch to:

@blacklab

or

@immamac

if you do not do this, expect to be considered wishcasting trolling fanfiction and treated accordingly.

we have had a number of drive-by new members claiming shit that does not come to pass.

note that your story is already doubtful because people at the level you cited ("works in the athletic department") would never have the level of detail ("meditation room"?) unless they were on a "need to know" basis due to their job function, in which case you have outed your "source" almost by process of elimination.

in other words, your story smells like bullshit.

[Fondren & Main 6754]

9 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Well, I had a dream that necrotic flesh was growing on my leg, so let’s hope only I’m yours comes true.

That’s a nightmare, bub.  Different!

[Hagbard Celine 10969]

i wrote the above as a template to try to be nice to drive-by trollers on the off chance 1 of them actually has something

[Bevo 13612]

13 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I’d take the guy in the picture over Urban just for the press conferences with Bohls and the like.  His stare of death at the reporters in TX and just saying “next question” or “we are on to Baylor” would be great.

Definitely BDE. He ain’t losing to fucking Nick Saban.

[Viper 12112]

1 hour ago, kmac30 said:

What does this mean?

Nothing, the new app is shit too. Just use the forum in a mobile browser. It's the best fastest and easiest way

Edited December 24, 2020 by Viper

[90's_Horn 175]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

please provide the user id of someone on this board who has been here long enough to be known to the community and knows others "IRL" ("in real life")

you don't need to post that user id in this thread or elsewhere.  the goal is not to dox you.  your anonymity will remain sacrosanct.

you can send it by direct message "DM" (what we used to call "PM"s i.e. private messages), please send the "IRL" vouch to:

@blacklab

or

@immamac

if you do not do this, expect to be considered wishcasting trolling fanfiction and treated accordingly.

we have had a number of drive-by new members claiming shit that does not come to pass.

note that your story is already doubtful because people at the level you cited ("works in the athletic department") would never have the level of detail ("meditation room"?) unless they were on a "need to know" basis due to their job function, in which case you have outed your "source" almost by process of elimination.

in other words, your story smells like bullshit.

[Pescado_Rojo 19452]

48 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Frank Denius Meditation Room 

I'll gladly chip in a few bucks for a koi pond for Urban

Nah Bro, the Rickey Williams Yoga and Meditation space. It's next door to Kendra Scott's Happy Endings massage studio. 

[Cuernavaca 254]

1 minute ago, Viper said:

Nothing the new app is shit too. Just use the forum in a mobile browser. It's the best fastest and easiest way

Anyone else not able to access the football forum listing on mobile browser? Hasn't worked in like a week for me.

[GreenspointTexas 9715]

I choose to believe the bigcigar. After all, he is the bigcigar. Sounds sourcy enough for me. One thing next time bigcigar: don't use "I believe." It is not bossy enough. It is not a declaration of fact.  You are the bigcigar. Stick your big hairy fucking balls on the table like the rest of surly and tell us how smart you are. That is the way we do it here at The Surls. This is how we get all the wonderful things.
Someone please pass this delicious piece of sourced info along to my secretary. I will be in later today to write a piece that millions will read. It will be written with tone and facts based on very highly classified sourced info. That's why I'm the go to guy. That's why I get all the wonderful things.

I like to picture Big Cigar like that ^^^^^


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[Viper 12112]

4 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Anyone else not able to access the football forum listing on mobile browser? Hasn't worked in like a week for me.

No problems for me. Have you tried using the steam and filtering by forum?