Urban Meyer or bust

[TexasEx 1667]

I go fat down for about 8 hours before hitting it with butcher paper. Then fat up for the rest. Seems to work well. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

58 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

So this thread has been reduced to analyzing and fucking defending comic book movies? Christ. Any comic book movie not made by Nolan or involving the X-Men will in fact suck. The previews to that WW84 piece of shit were lol bad. There are millions of better things to do versus watching that movie. Then to see some people show up here to defend it? That has day crew written all over it, I guess. 

This is the only good comic book movie.

 

[runthebone 7983]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'd party with that chick.  If that is what she's willing to shove in her nose and mouth, imagine what more traditional items she'd shove in her ass.  

Sharpies?

[runthebone 7983]

Dbl

 

Edited December 26, 2020 by runthebone

[Octavian 1025]

Watched Soul yesterday with my kid cousins - was pretty good. Although probably not surprising for a Pixar movie to be good.

[ousux 5597]

Wait, people actually thought WW84 was going to be good? 
 
lol jfc. The first one was shit for fucks sake

First one wasnt greatness, but much better than I was expecting.

[ousux 5597]

We need a worst of 2020.
Still having Tom Herman at the beginning and at the end.
WW84
Losing EVH to the eternal transfer portal
And seeing this abomination It looks like they were serving something they found in a Chinese wet market

Don't knock bat and Wombat until you've tried them

[TexMexBuddha 987]

So this thread has been reduced to analyzing and fucking defending comic book movies? Christ. Any comic book movie not made by Nolan or involving the X-Men will in fact suck. The previews to that WW84 piece of shit were lol bad. There are millions of better things to do versus watching that movie. Then to see some people show up here to defend it? That has day crew written all over it, I guess. 

You forgot the first Hellboy.

[maninblack 7974]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

So this thread has been reduced to analyzing and fucking defending comic book movies? Christ. Any comic book movie not made by Nolan or involving the X-Men will in fact suck. The previews to that WW84 piece of shit were lol bad. There are millions of better things to do versus watching that movie. Then to see some people show up here to defend it? That has day crew written all over it, I guess. 

Fucking day crew.

[Underdog 28653]

33 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This is the only good comic book movie.

 

ah-ha...  savior of the Universe!! 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

11 minutes ago, ousux said:

3 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

We need a worst of 2020.
Still having Tom Herman at the beginning and at the end.
WW84
Losing EVH to the eternal transfer portal
And seeing this abomination It looks like they were serving something they found in a Chinese wet market

Don't knock bat and Wombat until you've tried them

Guess I’ll never knock them then.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

49 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This is the only good comic book movie.

 

Oh man, I loved the movie as a kid but hated the scene where they stick their hands in the tree stumps:

Also, the Queen soundtrack is phenomenal. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0750241/locations?ref_=m_tt_dt_loc

That is some solid work.

Now we just need to check registration for the club and match it to census records to check how many members had a 14 year old boy at the time and we'll be able to dox his ass.

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

3 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Oh man, I loved the movie as a kid but hated the scene where they stick their hands in the tree stumps:

Getting some weird futureman foreshadowing in this thread...

[Bigbend1812 12915]

7 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Oh man, I loved the movie as a kid but hated the scene where they stick their hands in the tree stumps:

Also, the Queen soundtrack is phenomenal. 

Fuck yeah it is.   Plus, the lesbian scene made my little boy pants tingle...

 

[Hammerhead 257]

This one always did it for me as a kid.  Lotta time spent in my room cuz of this. 
 

 

...oh and still getting urban!  Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. 

Edited December 26, 2020 by Hammerhead

[RollLeft 5045]

24 minutes ago, Hammerhead said:

This one always did it for me as a kid.  Lotta time spent in my room cuz of this. 
 

 

...oh and still getting urban!  Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. 

Mhm, you were more like...

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

WHERE IS URBAN MEYER

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[UncleBuck 6454]

I go fat down for about 8 hours before hitting it with butcher paper. Then fat up for the rest. Seems to work well. 

Depends on how you like your bark, really. I like a good bark all around, so I’ll never take it fat side up, especially after wrapping and during the rest. Risks fat run-down slopping it all up.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

10 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Depends on how you like your bark, really. I like a good bark all around, so I’ll never take it fat side up, especially after wrapping and during the rest. Risks fat run-down slopping it all up.

Day Crew. Night Shift. Team Fat Down. Team Wrong. 

[Dewey 3286]

17 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

WHERE IS URBAN MEYER

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Either in Horseshoe Bay, judging brisket, watching WW84 or in Silsbee getting a pussy mold. He is definitely not in my kitchen. 

[Nicole44 22060]

11 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Day Crew. Night Shift. Team Fat Down. Team Wrong. 

Team Wrong! That’s awesome!

[closetohumping 17442]

27 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Depends on how you like your bark, really. I like a good bark all around, so I’ll never take it fat side up, especially after wrapping and during the rest. Risks fat run-down slopping it all up.

wouldn't the fat drippings moisturize the brisket

[Daichee Bell 2925]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

wouldn't the fat drippings moisturize the brisket

That’s the theory. In my experience, though if the fat and deckle renders correctly it’s still going to be moist. Also, I like having the protection of the fat layer from drying out that bottom side.

[Red Five 40859]

That’s the theory. In my experience, though if the fat and deckle renders correctly it’s still going to be moist. Also, I like having the protection of the fat layer from drying out that bottom side.

Same theory applies to South Austin’s mom.

[Rimbo 25936]

3 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This is the only good comic book movie.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not the bore worms!

[HenryJames 66060]

2 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Getting some weird futureman foreshadowing in this thread...

[closetohumping 17442]

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Same theory applies to South Austin’s mom.

Are we sure South Austin is ok with us poking his mom?  I mean poking fun at his mom?

[runthebone 7983]

The best thing is that we get to have another Sunday practice before defending our Alamo Bowl title!

[UncleBuck 6454]

wouldn't the fat drippings moisturize the brisket

Sure, it’d moisturize the outside a bit, but it’ll run down and carry some seasoning away, and ruin any chance of good bark on the top part you’ll have facing down. There’s so much fatty goodness inside of the brisket that’s not melting until 3/4 of the way through the cook that’s gunna keep the inside moist. And that both runs throughout the brisket and rises to the top as well.

[UncleBuck 6454]

Sure, it’d moisturize the outside a bit, but it’ll run down and carry some seasoning away, and ruin any chance of good bark on the top part you’ll have facing down. There’s so much fatty goodness inside of the brisket that’s not melting until 3/4 of the way through the cook that’s gunna keep the inside moist. And that both runs throughout the brisket and rises to the top as well.

But I’d say the main point is: if you like the brisket the way you cook it, then keep doing it that way.

[washparkhorn 9939]

8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

But I’d say the main point is: if you like the brisket the way you cook it, then keep doing it that way.

 

 

Edited December 26, 2020 by washparkhorn

[UncleBuck 6454]

 
  

Hell, if you like it like that, do it. Just don’t be a senator/famous person from Texas and post it online. Some demons are best left in the closet.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

Anyone else’s kid a bit surly the day after Christmas?

 

Edited December 27, 2020 by Daichee Bell

[General Specific 3261]

wouldn't the fat drippings moisturize the brisket

The better question is, how do you interpret the fat drippings and moisture, and what/how that impacts one Urban Myer to Texas?

Follow up question. Was there white or black smoke involved? What direction was it blowing?

Yeah, yeah, two, I know....

[General Specific 3261]

Same theory applies to South Austin’s mom.

Don’t care, had sex!

[General Specific 3261]

Are we sure South Austin is ok with us poking his mom?  I mean poking fun at his mom?

If there has been anyone that has taken more shit and let it roll off his back, it’s South Austin. Good poster! Hell...

I nominate South Austin for Best Poster of the year in the category of “Good Spirited”!!!!

imamac, do your thing.

[General Specific 3261]

Hell, if you like it like that, do it. Just don’t be a senator/famous person from Texas and post it online. Some demons are best left in the closet.

Is that the closest next to the live boys, or dead girls?

[PsychMike 1552]

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

Hell, if you like it like that, kill yourself. Or just don’t be a senator from Texas.

 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

We're gonna hire Sark as Head Coach...

Head coach in waiting, that is. Under Corch Urban Meyer.

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[Jack Wilson 313]

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

So this thread has been reduced to analyzing and fucking defending comic book movies? Christ. Any comic book movie not made by Nolan or involving the X-Men will in fact suck. The previews to that WW84 piece of shit were lol bad. There are millions of better things to do versus watching that movie. Then to see some people show up here to defend it? That has day crew written all over it, I guess. 

It's just an indicator of how many dumb-fuck pre-teens post on here from their rooms in mom and dad's house. Comic book movies? Jesus-fuckin'-Christ. Next thing you know, they'll be critiquing Grace VanderWaal and Madison Beer crush songs. On the football board. Populated by adults. Supposedly.  

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Just now, UrbanTheMeyer said:

We're gonna hire Sark as Head Coach...

Head coach in waiting, that is. Under Corch Urban Meyer.

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[Cairn Horn88 8264]

So, how long until we have something to shout out with glee?

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

So, how long until we have something to shout out with glee?

6 days 1 hour 32 minutes 35 seconds

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[Vertigo 20285]

5 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

It's just an indicator of how many dumb-fuck pre-teens post on here from their rooms in mom and dad's house. Comic book movies? Jesus-fuckin'-Christ. Next thing you know, they'll be critiquing Grace VanderWaal and Madison Beer crush songs. On the football board. Populated by adults. Supposedly.  

[Errestaurants 2570]

If we don't get CUM then we should hire the coach from Carthage. 

[Nicole44 22060]

Has anyone had Interstellar BBQ on 620? Was thinking about checking it out. 
Or is it tooooo hipster-y? 
 

 

[ClubWhatever 12144]

Looks like they try to gyp you on the meat. 

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Looks like they try to gyp you on the meat. 

It’s by the same guys that started The Noble Pig sandwich place...just curious if any of y’all had tried. 
 

I didn’t really expect to hear any new stuff on UM this weekend but it would still be cool to hear something. 
 

Urban or Bust!