Urban Meyer or bust

[Hank Chinaski 6320]

34 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

It’s basically my white noise nearly every night, I sleep with the tv on for the majority of the night and it is what I typically throw on 

I NEED THIS!

(This seems appropriate for this thread. We all need this.)

Edited December 27, 2020 by Hank Chinaski

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

10 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Oh man, I loved the movie as a kid but hated the scene where they stick their hands in the tree stumps:

Also, the Queen soundtrack is phenomenal. 

Agree agree agree

[Best served cold 150]

I hate to be the Debbie downer here, but I just don't think Meyer is the guy for us. I mean I had a dream last night that I was eating Shelley's ass when CUM walked in on us and just watched. That totally reeks of LDE. Sorry to break it to everyone, But CUM does not have that BDE that we need. 

[Bigbend1812 12937]

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

take it back...I’ve been pulling day crew and night crew since October at this point 

 

Swing shift!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

59 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

Easy now. Not all Ferrari’s are created equal

Neither are wankers.

[Harvdog 2300]

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Gotcha! That’s definitely true. Guys will be guys. 

The better the hooch the more men will do for it.  Ask any Bourbon drinker what they would do for a glass of Pappy....Shelly would have a ton more messages of that was part of the deal😉

[Viper 12112]

30 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fuck it, hire Freeze and get him some hookers. 

In fact forget Freeze... And the blackjack

[Tex Pete 20488]

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

First Class

Days of Future Past

Deadpool 1 and 2

Logan

 

All solid.

I have no idea what this is. It’s like you’re speaking a different language. I believe that language is “nerd.”

[troph 24908]

I think this is a sign urban is coming to Texas. This was sent to us as “current resident” not sure what to make of it other than the obvious.  Big D Wave Baby!!  UM to Texas!! 
 

 

Edited December 27, 2020 by troph

[Nicole44 22078]

[closetohumping 17470]

[millhouse 2617]

42 minutes ago, Viper said:

In fact forget Freeze... And the blackjack

Leave freeze, take the cannoli

[closetohumping 17470]

Just now, millhouse said:

Leave freeze, take the cannoli

[atomheartbevo 89800]

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Swing shift!

[atomheartbevo 89800]

1 hour ago, Best served cold said:

I hate to be the Debbie downer here, but I just don't think Meyer is the guy for us. I mean I had a dream last night that I was eating Shelley's ass when CUM walked in on us and just watched. That totally reeks of LDE. Sorry to break it to everyone, But CUM does not have that BDE that we need. 

[atomheartbevo 89800]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Idk how you guys do it.  Drinking before church Sunday 

What do you mean before church?

Church is now virtual, so you can drink during church.

[millhouse 2617]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Idk how you guys do it.  Drinking before church Sunday 

I see it as a perk of being a Catholic. God built in a "hair of the dog" clause 

[BrewmanTX 76]

Total Wine in Los Colinas has it. 

I’ll check it out. Total wine a mile from my house has never has it, only the Rye.

I also might be looking for some Garrison Brothers Balmorhea when we get Urban. I’ve read great things about it.


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[flatdawgs 1285]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

We have it in Austin too. But that’s a bit far to drive for some hooch! Ha!

Yeah, that's like 1700 miles away. But hey, I'm good for it. I'll pick it up later.

(Actually bought a bottle of that exact hooch and some Weller Special Reserve for my BIL in London for Christmas - I hate the prices over there but he's a great guy and loves bourbon, plus he keeps my sister on the other side of the pond.) 😂

[wood 11268]

4 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

What a fucking show off. I only finished with a 2.6.

Look at the big brain on David.

I graduated after 5 1/2 years with something like a 2.0059 gpa. 1 cumulative grade point above an exact 2.0. After 169 hours. Squeaked by like Spicoli.

Beat that, you got damn rocket surgeons, lol.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Total Wine blows Twin Liquors and Specs out of the water. It's tough for me to admit that because I want to love the Texas native liquor stores more, but Total Wine has raised the bar and now its up to Twin Liquors and Specs to up their game

[Cement 314]

 

[Tom Chairman 264]

No posts in 6 hours?? Fuck he's really not coming, huh?

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]

Night shift

[90's_Horn 175]

13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Night shift

[Mother mopar 3324]

 

Supposedly just 2 teams and he owes them an answer before the end of the regular season.

[90's_Horn 175]

40 minutes ago, Cement said:

 

[Alien Octopus 562]

9 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Agree agree agree

It is like wrestling good..

[Horn Dog 9933]

12 hours ago, RGBIII said:

....I mean....

 

[Atticus 3991]

43 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

1 hour ago, Cement said:

 

Supposedly just 2 teams and he owes them an answer before the end of the regular season.

Sounds like a lot of pressure.

[6th Street 6508]

At least two NFL teams have reached out to Urban Meyer to see whether the former Ohio State coach would be interested in interviewing for -- if not accepting -- a head-coaching job at the next level, league sources told ESPN.

Meyer, according to a source connected to one of those teams, did not dismiss the overtures and is considering whether to make the jump to the NFL. He intends to decide in the next week, before the NFL regular season is over, and teams expect to hear his decision in the coming days

 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30605057/sources-nfl-teams-ask-urban-meyer-interest-return-coaching

 

 

[Bigbend1812 12937]

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]

7 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

[Leanderman 2275]

On a positive note, as long as turtle tom is still the coach, I have a valid excuse for day drinking.

[troph 24908]

Greatest smoke screen of all time.  

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

On a positive note, as long as turtle tom is still the coach, I have a valid excuse for day drinking.

You can’t honestly say you’ve been drinking all day if you don’t start in the morning. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

Football Scoop helping to sell the subterfuge:

 

[Rip76 4947]

I guess that Jags gig is becoming more appealing.

This is a lot of NFL smoke pretty quickly.

Edited December 27, 2020 by Rip76

[Bigbend1812 12937]

Urbs ain’t going pro. 

[Macanudo 13012]

7 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I guess that Jags gig is becoming more appealing.

This is a lot of NFL smoke pretty quickly.

If you're just going to mail it in and cash a paycheck why tarnish your coaching record and go to Jacksonville? 

[Rip76 4947]

Just now, Macanudo said:

If you're just going to mail it in and cash a paycheck why tarnish your coaching record and go to Jacksonville? 

New QB, cap space and familiarity with Fla.

I wanna be wrong.

[Bigbend1812 12937]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

If you're just going to mail it in and cash a paycheck why tarnish your coaching record and go to Jacksonville? 

Correct.  He can do that here at Texas!

[closetohumping 17470]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

New QB, cap space and familiarity with Fla.

I wanna be wrong.

Wondering if Khan is willing to go up to 12 mil aa year?  At Urban's age, he's probably down to final job mindset.

[Atticus 3991]

If he's worried about risking success because he didn't have HIS guys in place, why would he risk it by going to a completely unknown environment?

He'd be more likely to succeed by staying in college and finding guys who can fill the roles of the guys he might not be able to come with him.

[6th Street 6508]

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Wondering if Khan is willing to go up to 12 mil aa year?  At Urban's age, he's probably down to final job mindset.

Final job in Jax where they cycle through coaches every 2-3 years 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

11 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Yep. Epic games for both. Fitzmagic still has it. Goes ballistic at just the right time. Crazy he can’t be consistent. Be cool for him to end his season with a playoff appearance. The bearded one deserves to close out his career on that kind of note if this season is it for him. 

If you catch Fitz on the right wave, he could win a SB

[HenryJames 66171]

12 minutes ago, Atticus said:

If he's worried about risking success because he didn't have HIS guys in place, why would he risk it by going to a completely unknown environment?

Because day crew.

[Dewey 3293]

Rooting for Jacksonville today, be great to see them win their last two, finish the season on a high note. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Here's a nugget: in 1989, a week after losing to Rice 6-3, a Baylor team that would eventually finish 5-6 beat Texas in Austin 50-7. Texas finished with its second consecutive losing record that year, but we didn't fire our coach.

none of that sheds any real light on Urban Meyer but it is an example of why I'm skeptical we'd ever hit a home run like that

in my lifetime, the only home run for us was Augie Garrido. Rick Barnes and Mack Brown were doubles off the wall; Mack advanced to third on a throwing error and then scored on a balk. He was later hit in the head by a pitch and suffered severe brain damage (it was nice of us to let him continue playing anyway). 

Edited December 27, 2020 by SwanderedTalent

[Surly Bevo 25153]

25 minutes ago, Atticus said:

If he's worried about risking success because he didn't have HIS guys in place, why would he risk it by going to a completely unknown environment?

He'd be more likely to succeed by staying in college and finding guys who can fill the roles of the guys he might not be able to come with him.

I'll take a stab.  It's not a real risk to his legacy.  He saw Nick at 53 go to the NFL (Urban is 56) mess around for a few years and then land back in college to wreck shop at Alabama.  Nobody when talking about Nick Saban says, "oh but that two years at the Dolphins were pretty damn mediocre".  So it either works or it doesn't.  If it works and he could pull off a SB he becomes the guy who won in two places in college AND the NFL supplanting Jimmy, Pete, and Barry (who I give zero credit to personally) And if it isn't working he figures like Nick did with Alabama that some place like USC, Notre Dame, hell maybe us will have an opening and he can jump right out of the bad situation.  Frankly not a ton of downside.

I know, I know....limp dick and all.

Edited December 27, 2020 by Surly Bevo