Urban Meyer or bust

[Texasrocks 2149]

I'm in HSB for the week. I'll let y'all know if I see Meyer, Kelly, Kubiak or anyone else who could potentially be our coach. 

[UncleBuck 6455]

He makes $1.6m at ND? That is insane. I could also see him snatching Elko from A&M to make an even bigger impact.

No way he’s been making around $1.6m this whole time without going somewhere else.

[Wishbone 4763]

1 minute ago, Texasrocks said:

I'm in HSB for the week. I'll let y'all know if I see Meyer, Kelly, Kubiak or anyone else who could potentially be our coach. 

Just don’t mention it in here if you only see Tom.

[Hank_Hill 18893]

Lol yea Kelly’s been chilling at ND making the same amount as the Wyoming coach for 10 years. Come on people 

[Surly Bevo 25095]

8 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

I'm in HSB for the week. I'll let y'all know if I see Meyer, Kelly, Kubiak or anyone else who could potentially be our coach. 

Ghost of Tom Landry

[Dbeasy 15076]

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol yea Kelly’s been chilling at ND making the same amount as the Wyoming coach for 10 years. Come on people 

ya sorry about that. bad information. It's more like $4M. At first I was thinking the low pay was some sort of catholic penance.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

If Kelly is such a meany, maybe his head will turn bright purple as he chokes Lowell Galindo during the first episode of Rewind with Brian Kelly.  

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

ya sorry about that. bad information. It's more like $4M. At first I was thinking the low pay was some sort of catholic penance.

Living in Indiana is the Catholic penance.

[MrBig 5424]

20 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

I'm in HSB for the week. I'll let y'all know if I see Meyer, Kelly, Kubiak or anyone else who could potentially be our coach. 

You must be poor if you don’t call it DZB.

[Griff 514]

13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ghost of Tom Landry

[closetojumping 62765]

 

2 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Is this guy supposed to actually know stuff or is he another mystery "insider"?

 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

He is extremely in the know. He’s more of a Mod than anything

It’s a sock that they use when they want to post information but do not want to be directly accountable for it in case a source gets pissed that something got out there. Ketchum used a number of socks in a similar manner. 

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

Oh back to Kelly coming to Texas...lolz. That is not happening.

 

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Agreed. ND is one of the best jobs in college football and they are about to be in the playoff. No need to take on a rebuild at Texas

Kelly coming here is waaaaaaaay more likely than you guys are thinking. 

[Nicole44 22072]

Urban or Bust damnit! We need some music and motivating stuff! 

[Rip76 4946]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Urban or Bust damnit! We need some music and motivating stuff! 

🧼🤝

[dcar00 14319]

does anyone have a strength of schedule comparison between ND and Texas since Kelly has been there?

[RGBIII 22840]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

It’s a sock that they use when they want to post information but do not want to be directly accountable for it in case a source gets pissed that something got out there. Ketchum used a number of socks in a similar manner. 

 

Kelly coming here is waaaaaaaay more likely than you guys are thinking. 

Probably time to start a Kelly or Bust thread

[ousux 5601]

He just turned down an ungodly amount of money with unlimited resources for a staff and a commitment to upgrade facilities in a state where he could dominate recruiting. It seems like he looking for something else unless he is just waiting to see what his NFL options are. 

You forget blowU is a football school, from top to bottom..it's their only reason for existence, and everyone associated with that glorified juco knows it...Urban as well. Giving up a little money (they would still have to pay him more than Riley) might be worth it for a school that asks what he needs..gives that to him and then hands him the keys to the program while the admin steps away.

[Tex-19 2872]

Here's my totally uninformed theory of what's happening:

UM wants to coach again but his mafia wouldn't commit to joining him (whether a firm no or just not willing to decide during the season), leading him to the "inclined to say no." After the season, it'll be revisited to see who he can get to join him. Very real chance it ends up a no but who knows.

In the meantime, we obviously had to start feeling out other options. Kelly and Campbell have big games coming up so timing works out best all around to wait until everything is done. If OSU and ND lose, all the rumored candidates would be uninhibited Jan 3 (Kubiak's last game) so we can run an organized process and regain some leverage. 

NFL coaching carousel is a wild card. UM to NFL seems unlikely but JAX could happen. Could also cause some college turnover if someone like Day (Jets with Fields??), Riley, or even Kelly jumped. The faster those jobs fill up, the sooner we get clarity.

[Tom Chairman 264]

So hiring Kelly seems like the administration trying to swing their big dick around for optics.

I'm not convinced he's a good football fit.

[BachelorTrek 3054]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Probably time to start a Kelly or Bust thread

And a "Fire BK" thread.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:

So hiring Kelly seems like the administration trying to swing their big dick around for optics.

I'm not convinced he's a good football fit.

I’d love to see the list of guys you are convinced would be “a good football fit.” 

[hookem48 4701]

10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

does anyone have a strength of schedule comparison between ND and Texas since Kelly has been there?

does ND get their regular credit for beating over ranked teams early in the season?

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

Momma we made it

[Rip76 4946]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’d love to see the list of guys you are convinced would be “a good football fit.” 

Ok, not talking about his last 3 years but would Kelly be a better coach than Mack pre 2010?

[dcar00 14319]

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Here's my totally uninformed theory of what's happening:

UM wants to coach again but his mafia wouldn't commit to joining him (whether a firm no or just not willing to decide during the season), leading him to the "inclined to say no." After the season, it'll be revisited to see who he can get to join him. Very real chance it ends up a no but who knows.

In the meantime, we obviously had to start feeling out other options. Kelly and Campbell have big games coming up so timing works out best all around to wait until everything is done. If OSU and ND lose, all the rumored candidates would be uninhibited Jan 3 (Kubiak's last game) so we can run an organized process and regain some leverage. 

NFL coaching carousel is a wild card. UM to NFL seems unlikely but JAX could happen. Could also cause some college turnover if someone like Day (Jets with Fields??), Riley, or even Kelly jumped. The faster those jobs fill up, the sooner we get clarity.

fucking no on Kubiag.  we can't wait to get an NFL QB and OL to run an NFL offense.  God help us.

[closetohumping 17455]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

It’s a sock that they use when they want to post information but do not want to be directly accountable for it in case a source gets pissed that something got out there. Ketchum used a number of socks in a similar manner. 

 

Kelly coming here is waaaaaaaay more likely than you guys are thinking. 

Jesus was a mod.  A sock is all the fake posters that fester over at 24/7, HD, OB.  Jesus used to be a mod there but he quit.  Hell Ketch outed who he was during the SAban thing.  Fatboy told Jesus to name his sources.

[dcar00 14319]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

does ND get their regular credit for beating over ranked teams early in the season?

I'm just talking about end of season SOS not aggy SOS comparisons.

[90's_Horn 175]

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Probably time to start a Kelly or Bust thread

[closetohumping 17455]

25 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

ya sorry about that. bad information. It's more like $4M. At first I was thinking the low pay was some sort of catholic penance.

IF that 4 mil is accurate he makes a lot less than Tom.

[dcar00 14319]

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Momma we made it

he could have summed that up with.."fucking shit, Texas is coming after Kelly, god dammit, we could end up hiring Charlie Weis again, FML"

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

I'm on the Urban train til it derails and goes up in flames. But if it does end up being Kelly hopefully he hires an OC that'll put up points or keep Yurcich. His offenses have been less than desireable in years past. 

[dcar00 14319]

Can we start the Urban told us to hire Kelly because "perfect perfect" is Notre Dame rumor.

[hookem48 4701]

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Momma we made it

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about ND's academic restrictions, you'd have to be a damn fool to believe they don't "help" their players just like everyone else.

[Texasrocks 2149]

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Probably time to start a Kelly or Bust thread

It's awesome that people consider Surly as something other than a bunch of morons making shit up and sharing recipes. 

[dcar00 14319]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about ND's academic restrictions, you'd have to be a damn fool to believe they don't "help" their players just like everyone else.

they are talking about entrance requirements.

[hookem48 4701]

Just now, dcar00 said:

they are talking about entrance requirements.

I know

[closetohumping 17455]

2 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

It's awesome that people consider Surly as something other than a bunch of morons making shit up and sharing recipes. 

Who you calling a moron, night crew pussy?

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

1 hour ago, NTVTXN said:

It sucks, too. My oldest will be enrolling in August. I want her to enjoy going to something other than Vball & Swimming matches. 

Fraternity parties are a good place to meet people and be entertained. 

[dcar00 14319]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

I know

they have a certain number that he can have come in under the minimum requirements. Texas has a few "classes that don't count" but in general we allow anyone who meets the minimum.

Its not as debilitating as they make it out to be but it is harder.

[CTC2 2798]

Brain Kelly....meh

[90's_Horn 175]

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Who you calling a moron, night crew pussy?

[Horn80 6131]

Fuck Kelly

[Hammerhead 258]

Fuck all this. I gotta go catch up on the last 10 pages but I just wanna say fuck everything that’s been said so far....we are getting Urban Fucking Meyer. That is all. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Breaking news! Highly sought after head coaches are highly coveted by teams who want to win! 

More to follow.

Keep this on the DL. We might have to create a secret invisible thread to keep this shit contained within Surly. 
 

I feel pretty confident that I know less than God and more than some posters. Had to post now before it winds up on other sites. I like to be ahead of the curve! Lmao! 
 

 

 

Only way to add any more legitimacy to this is to say you typed it from the port a potty. 

[Nicole44 22072]

For me nothing has changed. Urban or Bust. Also, has it occurred to anyone that most of the viable head coach candidates have really good agents? And it’s the job of that agent to do things like spread positive rumors about their clients and try and get those clients more money and other amenities? I wasn’t sure if people know that. Lol. Urban or Bust. 

[pops 7006]

Save the kelly talk for when Meyer publicly says no. He hasn't and he won't because he's fucking coming. Night crew get your dicks up!

[Texas Flood 1356]

Jesus was a mod.  A sock is all the fake posters that fester over at 24/7, HD, OB.  Jesus used to be a mod there but he quit.  Hell Ketch outed who he was during the SAban thing.  Fatboy told Jesus to name his sources.

Jesus was created by an ex-Barking Carnival dude looking to monetize intel using an amalgamation of sources, hence the big cigar. He and Tipsy Gypsy ran with it and brought it to IT

[pops 7006]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

For me nothing has changed. Urban or Bust. Also, has it occurred to anyone that most of the viable head coach candidates have really good agents? And it’s the job of that agent to do things like spread positive rumors about their clients and try and get those clients more money and other amenities? I wasn’t sure if people know that. Lol. Urban or Bust. 

Don't try and explain things to day crew. They do not get it

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, pops said:

Save the kelly talk for when Meyer publicly says no. He hasn't and he won't because he's fucking coming. Night crew get your dicks up!

Mine never went down.

Just now, Texas Flood said:

Jesus was created by an ex-Barking Carnival dude looking to monetize intel and using an amalgamation of sources, hence the big cigar. He and Tipsy Gypsy ran with it and brought it to IT

Tipsy Gypsy = Eric Nahlin

Jesus Shuttlesworth and Tipsy Gypsy created Recruitocosm which was the initial amalgamation, but it was free.

[Texas Flood 1356]

Tipsy Gypsy = Eric Nahlin
Jesus Shuttlesworth and Tipsy Gypsy created Recruitocosm which was the initial amalgamation, but it was free.

For the noobs in the back

[Nicole44 22072]

Just now, pops said:

Don't try and explain things to day crew. They do not get it

It’s not just day crew anymore but what is certain is that we know very little more about anything than we did when this thread started. Why all the negative vibes and other directions when we are rapidly approaching a time when we will finally know some actual shit I have no idea! Lol.