Urban Meyer or bust

[Revolution512 1491]

33 minutes ago, Caddox said:

If that Thamel article doesn’t shake something loose from the long silence nothing will. That’s not good for us at all. 

Yeah this thread is about to close. 

[Bevo 13582]

Any opinions on Kelly Kapowski?

 

[BachelorTrek 3050]

9 minutes ago, troph said:

Who’s gonna be our coach? Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up. 

[BachelorTrek 3050]

7 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Yeah this thread is about to close. 

OR it's about to Detonate.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

[closetohumping 17453]

16 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yeah, he lost me on that one, too.

Jimbo took the A&M job because he was about to be fired from FSU.

And he wanted to get away from taylor Jacobs

[Redneck Mutha 8006]

Pete Thamel is a weak-kneed day shifter, who drinks $5 chardonnay from a Dixie cup and eats chili with beans from his thermos.

[Griff 514]

35 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

None of these busts are with us any longer....

So sad, but true...  Princess Grace - stunning, but slightly before my time.  Kelly Preston caught my attention in Mischief - too soon for her to go.  Applegate still looks great after the preventative surgery & glad she’s still around.  

 

[Burt Macklin 19038]

56 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the thing is, we really don't know how good bama is this year.  of course they are all-universe, but they were all-universe when they lost 3 times in the playoffs.

bama are 6-3 in the college football playoff.  they are not immortal at this level.  they can be beaten.

and this is not the 12/13 or 18/19 domer.   it could be a 2-score game.  but domer is covering.  and i would not be surprised for bama to have score last to win.

This post is going to age very, very poorly. 

[troph 24879]

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Pete Thamel is a weak-kneed day shifter, who drinks $5 chardonnay from a Dixie cup and eats chili with beans from his thermos.

[George Clooney 378]

27 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

It's easier to win titles at aggy than FSU?

 

20 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yeah, he lost me on that one, too.

Jimbo took the A&M job because he was about to be fired from FSU.

Yes, it is for sure is now. Read about how haphazard and disheveled of an organization the FSU AD is right now and you’ll realize it’s just not a good job at the moment. A&M has premier facilities and an outstanding group of recruiters on their staff. Also, you have to understand that it isn’t that weird anymore. They still are really into their football traditions and the ring, but it’s mostly just normal suburban kids there now. Also, they now have an active group of bagmen assisting their recruiting ops. They’re about to dwarf Texas’ NFL development by the 2022 draft as well; you’d be naïve to believe otherwise.

[wood 11227]

All you SDE assholes need to fuck off somewhere else with all the got damn Brian Kelly ND bullshit. Read the motherfucking thread title.

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

I don't pretend to know shit, but if I'm the Jags and know that I'm getting TL for QB, and I'm also looking at college coaches, it seems to me I'd look more to a guy who has a track record of coaching up QBs that have gone to the NFL and a guy with strong Xs and Os talent for building an offense around TL.  As much as I love UM and want him here, that description matches Riley more.  I could easily see UM getting passed over by the Jags for Riley.

[Hank_Hill 18891]

7 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

 

Yes, it is for sure is now. Read about how haphazard and disheveled of an organization the FSU AD is right now and you’ll realize it’s just not a good job at the moment. A&M has premier facilities and an outstanding group of recruiters on their staff. Also, you have to understand that it isn’t that weird anymore. They still are really into their football traditions and the ring, but it’s mostly just normal suburban kids there now. Also, they now have an active group of bagmen assisting their recruiting ops. They’re about to dwarf Texas’ NFL development by the 2022 draft as well; you’d be naïve to believe otherwise.

So A&M is easier to win a championship at because they hired Jimbo and he’s done everything he did at FSU.  Not because it’s inherently easier. Obviously seeing as they haven’t since ‘39. He left FSU because they hated him and aggy wanted to fist themselves on the contract to get him.

[taybo20 2878]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, except that’s a fucking lie. I said all along, in fact, that the odds were against Texas landing Meyer. In this fucking thread. So go fuck yourself for attempting the revision. I’m enjoying your certitude regarding not getting Kelly though. I’m patient. We can watch things work out, but if Kelly winds up being the guy, I’m negging your handle every time I see it for being an uninformed, condescending cunt. I’ll start preemptively with this post I quoted since you’re wrong in it in the first place. 

Sounds good. And when I’m right you can pos rep each one. But you’re probably to much of a pussy to do that so I won’t hold my breath. Hold on to your angry negs, I won’t concern myself with them. Also don’t take things so personally on a message board. Plenty said they were sure he was coming. It’s a general statement

Edited December 28, 2020 by taybo20

[Mikey4 2476]

So A&M is easier to win a championship at because they hired Jimbo and he’s done everything he did at FSU.  Not because it’s inherently easier. Obviously seeing as they haven’t since ‘39. He left FSU because they hated him and aggy wanted to fist themselves on the contract to get him.

And yet, here they are in the playoffs.

Jk lol. Whoops!

[Schulz2.0 28969]

19 minutes ago, wood said:

All you SDE assholes need to fuck off somewhere else with all the got damn Brian Kelly ND bullshit. Read the motherfucking thread title.

The BDE stuff was as forced as Herman's tough guy personality.

[ztejas 43503]

32 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

Also, you have to understand that it isn’t that weird anymore. They still are really into their football traditions and the ring, but it’s mostly just normal suburban kids there now.

[wood 11227]

4 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

The BDE stuff was as forced as Herman's tough guy personality.

[Hook1997 5396]

This is the Urban Meyer to Texas thread!  Can we take all the fairytale Kelly talk to that bullshit thread?!  Night crew don’t allow this dirty talk in here!

[dcar00 14306]

Its Urban, has been Urban, always will be Urban.  you don't come down to HSB unless you are ready to do the deal.  Mensa had his agent reach out to souf carolina because he knows we got our guy.

[George Clooney 378]

40 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So A&M is easier to win a championship at because they hired Jimbo and he’s done everything he did at FSU.  Not because it’s inherently easier. Obviously seeing as they haven’t since ‘39. He left FSU because they hated him and aggy wanted to fist themselves on the contract to get him.

It's for sure easier to win a title at A&M right now compared to FSU. I don't think most of y'all understand how bad of an AD FSU has at the moment. If it were my choice, I'd take jobs like UNC and Ole Miss over FSU.

[futureman 22497]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Me too. Me too. He probably has a giant button that he can push also that could gank the whole board without prejudice.  And he knows this. Hence, the barely concealed annoyance. And this is why I show my respect. 🤘🏼😃🤘🏼

don’t be fooled.  he’s a short, squatty, gaping pussy who couldn’t beat orlando brown in a foot race. 

Edited December 28, 2020 by futureman

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

 

 

1 hour ago, Griff said:

So sad, but true...  Princess Grace - stunning, but slightly before my time.  Kelly Preston caught my attention in Mischief - too soon for her to go.  Applegate still looks great after the preventative surgery & glad she’s still around.  

 

Y'all are forgetting this board's Most Valuable Kelly

Spoilered to cut down on negs:

Spoiler

 

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

Seems it might be time for the lamentation music, the rosé, and the ugly tears.

 

 

Edited December 28, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[TexasEx 1667]

Thamel article is bad. No way around it. He is one of UM’s media mouthpieces. For him to say it is “certain” UM does not coach college, well, that isn’t good. May explain why we’re now hearing more smoke around BK. Hope I’m wrong and Hook ‘Em. 

[futureman 22497]

6 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Thamel article is bad. No way around it. He is one of UM’s media mouthpieces. For him to say it is “certain” UM does not coach college, well, that isn’t good. May explain why we’re now hearing more smoke around BK. Hope I’m wrong and Hook ‘Em. 

Lulz

Edited December 28, 2020 by futureman

[TexArcher 37988]

They can have Urban back when they pry him from my cold, dead embrace.

[BachelorTrek 3050]

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

They can have Urban back when they pry him from my cold, dead embrace.

[closetojumping 62760]

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

Sounds good. And when I’m right you can pos rep each one. But you’re probably to much of a pussy to do that so I won’t hold my breath. Hold on to your angry negs, I won’t concern myself with them. Also don’t take things so personally on a message board. Plenty said they were sure he was coming. It’s a general statement

Except there was nothing general about claiming that I’d specifically said something and also, I deliberately hadn’t said it. You’re a cunt for not owning your bullshit. 

[Txslnghrns 1354]

Only way I can make it thru night shift.....

[Txslnghrns 1354]

[C-Man 27235]

the thing is, we really don't know how good bama is this year.  of course they are all-universe, but they were all-universe when they lost 3 times in the playoffs.
bama are 6-3 in the college football playoff.  they are not immortal at this level.  they can be beaten.
and this is not the 12/13 or 18/19 domer.   it could be a 2-score game.  but domer is covering.  and i would not be surprised for bama to have score last to win.

Bama is going in dry on ND

[Irieguy 1059]

2 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Thamel article is bad. No way around it. He is one of UM’s media mouthpieces. For him to say it is “certain” UM does not coach college, well, that isn’t good. May explain why we’re now hearing more smoke around BK. Hope I’m wrong and Hook ‘Em. 

How do you hear smoke? 🤔

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

3 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

How do you hear smoke? 🤔

You have to be really quiet

[BachelorTrek 3050]

10 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

You have to be really quiet

[Bigbend1812 12927]

5 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

 

Y'all are forgetting this board's Most Valuable Kelly

Spoilered to cut down on negs:

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[90's_Horn 175]

[Alien Octopus 553]

7 hours ago, George Clooney said:

It's for sure easier to win a title at A&M right now compared to FSU. I don't think most of y'all understand how bad of an AD FSU has at the moment. If it were my choice, I'd take jobs like UNC and Ole Miss over FSU.

I named my penis after George Clooney, true story.

[RollLeft 5045]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

don’t be fooled.  he’s a short, squatty, gaping pussy who couldn’t beat orlando brown in a foot race. 

You do realize the dude is sitting in the pic you are referencing, right?

[Leanderman 2275]

"I named my penis after George Clooney, true story."

So it is called "Oh Brother Where Art Thou"?

[RollLeft 5045]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"I named my penis after George Clooney, true story."

So it is called "Oh Brother Where Art Thou"?

The Thin Red Line

[RGBIII 22840]

4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"I named my penis after George Clooney, true story."

So it is called "Oh Brother Where Art Thou"?

“Out of sight”

[Alien Octopus 553]

11 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"I named my penis after George Clooney, true story."

So it is called "Oh Brother Where Art Thou"?

Looks good in a tux. But i’ll Take Ocean’s Eleven if you are going down that road.

[Newy25 7701]

My wife and I are on our way to a beach vacation and at the gate I see a guy reading Surly on his phone while his wife deals with two unruly kids. And this is in Chicago. He must be dying to read the latest news about Urban Meyer. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

My wife and I are on our way to a beach vacation and at the gate I see a guy reading Surly on his phone while his wife deals with two unruly kids. And this is in Chicago. He must be dying to read the latest news about Urban Meyer. 

Sounds like CTJ is flying commercial

[Errestaurants 2570]

9 hours ago, Caddox said:

If that Thamel article doesn’t shake something loose from the long silence nothing will. That’s not good for us at all. 

Hold on brother, you've been adamant that Urban is coming based on your sources. So where do you and your deer lease sources stand now? 

[Nicole44 22068]

14 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

My wife and I are on our way to a beach vacation and at the gate I see a guy reading Surly on his phone while his wife deals with two unruly kids. And this is in Chicago. He must be dying to read the latest news about Urban Meyer. 

It’s a good thing we have all this concrete information to put his mind at ease before he gets on a plane with two wild kiddos. Glad he will get on the plane feeling secure about our HC search. Lol. 

[Frosted Tips 22]

The LA Chargers job worries me for Urban.
Playoff roster
Potential generational QB talent
LA media is soft relative to east coast
Negative is that KC is divisional opponent.


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[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

22 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

My wife and I are on our way to a beach vacation and at the gate I see a guy reading Surly on his phone while his wife deals with two unruly kids. And this is in Chicago. He must be dying to read the latest news about Urban Meyer. 

Is he wearing Sooner gear?