Urban Meyer or bust

[Nicole44 22063]

On an internal cc this morning with work. Big bosses start off with, “Hope y’all had a nice Holiday.” And then our Director of Operations goes, “So Nicole, what’s going on with y’all’s head coaching thing? Urban headed to NFL?” (He went to SMU so I guess he finds all this really interesting). I told him Urban is in the bag. It’s all smoke about him turning us down and going anywhere but UT. We took a bet I would get five appointments by Friday. Had to take it! If I lose I have to take a campaign no one wants next week. BTE!!!!!! 

 

Urban or Bust! 

[Bevo&Pevo 5207]

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Bama is going in dry on ND

Deep also.

[gmr548 16580]

and i would not be surprised for bama to have score last to win.

Bama will score last, first, and most of the times in between.

[taybo20 2877]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Except there was nothing general about claiming that I’d specifically said something and also, I deliberately hadn’t said it. You’re a cunt for not owning your bullshit. 

You’re right I said you. You made comments about how fox segments were a tell that urban was coming. Whatever, doesn’t even matter. 

[TejasPedro 1858]

14 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

You’re right I said you. You made comments about how fox segments were a tell that urban was coming. Whatever, doesn’t even matter. 

 

You're tearing me apart! You, you say one thing, and he says another, and then everybody changes back again!

[Newy25 7695]

57 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Is he wearing Sooner gear?

He wasn’t wearing college swag. I was hoping he would respond after he read my post. Must only be a lurker. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

My wife and I are on our way to a beach vacation and at the gate I see a guy reading Surly on his phone while his wife deals with two unruly kids. And this is in Chicago. He must be dying to read the latest news about Urban Meyer. 

Are you sure it wasn't Meyer?

Where better to get career advice than Surly?

[RollLeft 5045]

14 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He wasn’t wearing college swag. I was hoping he would respond after he read my post. Must only be a lurker. 

Did you even whisper Muledick?

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

We’ll find out how much football means to Texas this week.  If nothings changed by this time next week, the message will have been sent.   
 

Texas season is done Tuesday, ND and OSU done Saturday.   If we get to Monday and nothings changed, better pray it’s Sark after Dark or we’re stuck with Herm for another 8-5 season. 

[6th Street 6420]

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

We’ll find out how much football means to Texas this week.  If nothings changed by this time next week, the message will have been sent.   
 

Texas season is done Tuesday, ND and OSU done Saturday.   If we get to Monday and nothings changed, better pray it’s Sark after Dark or we’re stuck with Herm for another 8-5 season. 

Hold on there bro - how are you getting to 8-5 with Casey Thompson and that OL and no Ossai?

[Surly Bevo 25056]

19 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He wasn’t wearing college swag. I was hoping he would respond after he read my post. Must only be a lurker. 

Probably sticks to Cloak Room

[90's_Horn 175]

11 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

He was likely just trying to find out if McRibs are still available.

Ahhhh yes, the ol “McRibs near me” search......

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

27 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

We’ll find out how much football means to Texas this week.  If nothings changed by this time next week, the message will have been sent.

"If the guy with a brain cyst and a family that hates his career doesn't want to coach for us, clearly it's the fault of our AD and president"

[Orange&White 5528]

It’s time to just fucking stop with anything health concern related in regards to Urban Meyer. If he was truly worried about his health he would have stopped all of these rumors and stories about his future a long time ago and just flat out said publicly that he enjoyed coaching but that his coaching days are over and he will just enjoy his time on the TV set. Now that there is news of him kicking the tires on the NFL to go along with the Texas rumors, I think it is blatantly obvious that he is going to coach again and the health concerns are completely gone.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Now that the Cure Bowl is over, we can hire Traylor tomorrow.  Once he clears China Flu protocols.

[clapclapclap 9000]

8 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

I'm not drinking anything from that can.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I'm not drinking anything from that can.

Would be hilarious with candy corn floaters

[tx ind 7013]

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

My wife and I are on our way to a beach vacation and at the gate I see a guy reading Surly on his phone while his wife deals with two unruly kids. And this is in Chicago. He must be dying to read the latest news about Urban Meyer. 

You didn't drop the standard greeting on him?  
"Hi, are you from the internet?"

[Burt Macklin 19038]

55 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Hold on there bro - how are you getting to 8-5 with Casey Thompson and that OL and no Ossai?

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

On 10/14/2018 at 2:17 PM, 6th Street said:

I wouldn't mind seeing Casey Thompson back there. Herman's offenses are at their best with a Black QB - Barrett, Cardale Jones, and Greg Ward Jr. 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

[HenryJames 66130]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

There are probably posts of him shitting on Ossai at some point as well.

[Butch Had Not 2982]

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

I don't know how you found that but you made my day. 

[TexArcher 37980]

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

 

You're tearing me apart! You, you say one thing, and he says another, and then everybody changes back again!

Solid reference that maybe 5% of these heathens will get.

Hurry up, Urban.  Listen to Shelley.  She wants the Austin.

[futureman 22488]

8 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

lulz at you remembering a throwaway comment from years ago and digging it up.  

[Burt Macklin 19038]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Hold on there bro - how are you getting to 8-5 with Casey Thompson and that OL and no Ossai?

 

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

Did you also forget that Casey Thompson is JT Barrett 2.0 even though they’re not even similar players? 
 

On 12/22/2018 at 2:06 PM, 6th Street said:

This isn't a big loss. Casey Thompson is legit. JT Barrett 2.0

 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Solid reference that maybe 5% of these heathens will get.

Do you think Rebel Without A Cause is some kind of niche/indie movie? Serious question

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Solid reference that maybe 5% of these heathens will get.

Hurry up, Urban.  Listen to Shelley.  She wants the Austin.

I got it:

Edited December 28, 2020 by Hank Chinaski

[Burt Macklin 19038]

9 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I don't know how you found that but you made my day. 

He’s consistently called for Casey to start over Sam so I thought it was hilarious he’s now shitting on Thompson once he could be the starter. All I had to do was search for  Casey with him as the author and the results were fucking hilarious.  The black QB thing was just icing on the Charlie Strong-baked cake that is 6th Street’s posting history. 

Edited December 28, 2020 by Burt Macklin

[dcar00 14276]

29 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Now that the Cure Bowl is over, we can hire Traylor tomorrow.  Once he clears China Flu protocols.

pfft...we can easily announce him via Zoom.  its done.

[Surly Bevo 25056]

In hindsight Casey's family has taken down the Sooners as many times as Sam has.

[closetojumping 62747]

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

My wife and I are on our way to a beach vacation and at the gate I see a guy reading Surly on his phone while his wife deals with two unruly kids. And this is in Chicago. He must be dying to read the latest news about Urban Meyer. 

 

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Sounds like CTJ is flying commercial

This was me on Christmas Day at IAH with 4 unruly kids and a wife kind of dealing with them and kind of throwing her hands up as well, about to fly to the desert in Arizona. Sad, and amusing. 

[Nicole44 22063]

Ha! Look! Finebaum (yes fuck him! It is the way) thinks UM would never be a fit in the NFL. Never! 

“I know last year there were conversations with the Cowboys and I think Urban, he’s itching to get back and there simply wasn’t anything in college that attracted him once Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait,” Finebaum said on WJOX, per Saturday Tradition. “I don’t think Urban Meyer is a good fit for the NFL. I just think his approach is much better suited for college football. Urban Meyer is a very emotional coach. His temperament is uneven and I think the pro game would just grind him down because it never ends. And I’m not saying college football has an offseason, it doesn’t. But you do go from one thing to another where the NFL just never stops. And I also don’t know how Urban Meyer could get along with an owner. …And that’s one of the toughest parts of the job.”

——————

So Austin then! Urban or Bust!

[Levi 2586]

19 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Ha! Look! Finebaum (yes fuck him! It is the way) thinks UM would never be a fit in the NFL. Never! 

“I know last year there were conversations with the Cowboys and I think Urban, he’s itching to get back and there simply wasn’t anything in college that attracted him once Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait,” Finebaum said on WJOX, per Saturday Tradition. “I don’t think Urban Meyer is a good fit for the NFL. I just think his approach is much better suited for college football. Urban Meyer is a very emotional coach. His temperament is uneven and I think the pro game would just grind him down because it never ends. And I’m not saying college football has an offseason, it doesn’t. But you do go from one thing to another where the NFL just never stops. And I also don’t know how Urban Meyer could get along with an owner. …And that’s one of the toughest parts of the job.”

——————

So Austin then! Urban or Bust!

For dark mode users

 

“I know last year there were conversations with the Cowboys and I think Urban, he’s itching to get back and there simply wasn’t anything in college that attracted him once Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait,” Finebaum said on WJOX, per Saturday Tradition. “I don’t think Urban Meyer is a good fit for the NFL. I just think his approach is much better suited for college football. Urban Meyer is a very emotional coach. His temperament is uneven and I think the pro game would just grind him down because it never ends. And I’m not saying college football has an offseason, it doesn’t. But you do go from one thing to another where the NFL just never stops. And I also don’t know how Urban Meyer could get along with an owner. …And that’s one of the toughest parts of the job.”

[dcar00 14276]

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

He’s consistently called for Casey to start over Sam so I thought it was hilarious he’s now shitting on Thompson once he could be the starter. All I had to do was search for  Casey with him as the author and the results were fucking hilarious.  

surprised he didn't ask for Mike White to get another year of eligibility...you can tell people that know football real well.  they call for the backup immediately.

[BornOrange 1441]

19 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Do you think Rebel Without A Cause is some kind of niche/indie movie? Serious question

In the 1950's it was mainstream.

65 years later it is definitely a niche movie. The niche that likes really old movies.

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

1 hour ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

"If the guy with a brain cyst and a family that hates his career doesn't want to coach for us, clearly it's the fault of our AD and president"

Reading comprehension is tough for you, eh? 
 

if it’s Urban, fucking dope, but the point of my post was the getting Herman the fuck out.  If the purpose of football is money, we’ll know and if it’s winning, we’ll see movement.  Also added NDs year ending and the Sark rumor in the post as well.  
 

Get your piss right, not at a championship level right now. 

[TexArcher 37980]

36 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Do you think Rebel Without A Cause is some kind of niche/indie movie? Serious question

Of course not.  But what percentage of people under 50 do you think have seen it, much less remember a quote from it?

[Nicole44 22063]

37 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I got it:

Best part is throwing plastic spoons at people in the theater. Solid. Great fun! 

[wood 11227]

The interesting bit of the Finebaum quote is that he doesn't necessarily think it's over either...

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Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait

 

[Nicole44 22063]

1 minute ago, wood said:

The interesting bit of the Finebaum quote is that he doesn't necessarily think it's over either...

 

Yep yep...”We decided to wait!” Interesting. 

[futureman 22488]

44 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

you can tell people that know football real well.

I’m sure you know football real well, though, right?

[clapclapclap 9000]

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Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait

[dcar00 14276]

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m sure you know football real well, though, right?

I'm not calling for Mike White or Casey Thompson so yeah.  Where is ole Mike these days by the way?

[jinx 2635]

1 hour ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

"If the guy with a brain cyst and a family that hates his career doesn't want to coach for us, clearly it's the fault of our AD and president"

It will be when he ends up coaching for someone else

[Butch Had Not 2982]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

This was me on Christmas Day at IAH with 4 unruly kids and a wife kind of dealing with them and kind of throwing her hands up as well, about to fly to the desert in Arizona. Sad, and amusing. 

I'm in Arizona,  hit me up if you want to get a drink with one of the poors. 

[Nicole44 22063]

8 minutes ago, jinx said:

It will be when he ends up coaching for someone else

And this would be when we send “nice”banner to be flown around campus letting TPTB know this. 

[jinx 2635]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Ha! Look! Finebaum (yes fuck him! It is the way) thinks UM would never be a fit in the NFL. Never! 

“I know last year there were conversations with the Cowboys and I think Urban, he’s itching to get back and there simply wasn’t anything in college that attracted him once Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait,” Finebaum said on WJOX, per Saturday Tradition. “I don’t think Urban Meyer is a good fit for the NFL. I just think his approach is much better suited for college football. Urban Meyer is a very emotional coach. His temperament is uneven and I think the pro game would just grind him down because it never ends. And I’m not saying college football has an offseason, it doesn’t. But you do go from one thing to another where the NFL just never stops. And I also don’t know how Urban Meyer could get along with an owner. …And that’s one of the toughest parts of the job.”

——————

So Austin then! Urban or Bust!

I make it a habit to try to ignore Finebaum completely, but I have to agree with him on this.  I think that the article by Thamel or whoever saying he was going to the NFL, with the main argument being that he wouldn't like college anymore because it is becoming like the NFL, was about the dumbest thing I have read.  And there has been plenty of dumb things written about Urban.  I mean, when your basis is that he won't have as much control over personnel and control of the program as he was used to, so he is just going to go NFL where he has NO control over anything except coaching.  That is a stupid argument. 

Sure, he may end up in the NFL, but it will be a very bad fit and he won't be there long before his health issues start screaming back.  I think if he is coaching again, it will be in college. 

I hope all of you optimistic fuckers are right, and this is just an elaborate smoke screen to buy time until next weekend.  If we are still looking at the same situation next Monday, Texas Football will be as dead to me as Texas Basketball.

[Scholz 11944]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait,” 

[TexMexBuddha 988]

Do you think Rebel Without A Cause is some kind of niche/indie movie? Serious question

You kidding? I can't get kids to sit and watch Bad News Bears or the cinematic innovations of the old Clash of the Titans. What makes you think they know James Dean?