Urban Meyer or bust

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

24 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i would suffer through another ten years of tom herman for fifteen minutes with her

Selfish bastard!

[dcar00 14,181]

37 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I was at an underground cock fighting ring last night (taking bets like I always do) and suffice to say there were NUMEROUS BMDs and Austin celebs in attendance. I can't share everything I heard but the general sentiment around the room was that "Aggie" is really turning the corner to become the flagship public university in the state of Texas from both an academic and athletic standpoint (especially their women's basketball team). One very prominent celeb with UT ties (I can't say who it was but trust me that EVERYONE here knows his name) basically said that if Texas doesn't make a move to try and join the Pac12 and steal away Mario Cristobal that he will never donate another cent to the program and will seriously start thinking about moving to College Station and becoming a booster for the elite football program that they are building down there.

I'm glad I read this again.  the first time I thought you were at an underground cock ring fight.  it seemed plausible on first read.

[TexasGary 833]

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Uh, who is this?  asking for a friend.  Named...uh, Dennis.  

https://www.instagram.com/helga_model/

[immamac 42,841]

you guys know what to do. 

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

No shit. And BTW where are the LDE guys from last night that like to point out  the fishy troll posts?

They’re sleeping off a big poker game?

[Nicole44 22,059]

[RGBIII 22,840]

1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said:

Anyone have this?

https://utdonors.thefootballbrainiacs.com/coaching-search-notes/

Yes check the BK thread

[RGBIII 22,840]

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

you guys know what to do. 

 

Shout out @El Squared! Go for gold!

[Octavian 1,025]

Anyone heard from @BurntOrange&White since his infamous post? I wanna believe him and he’s been a poster on here for a while so figured someone might know him irl.

[TexasEx 1,667]

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Shout out @El Squared! Go for gold!

I was partial to the plums quote but voted nonetheless. 

[babysdaddy 2,721]

[Rimbo 25,921]

27 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

I would only need fifteen seconds

The other fourteen minutes and forty-five seconds is to brew up some coffee afterwards and drink it

[LTtxfan 49,178]

[BayouBill 835]

[maninblack 7,974]

17 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Anyone heard from @BurntOrange&White since his infamous post? I wanna believe him and he’s been a poster on here for a while so figured someone might know him irl.

What'd he do?

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

i would suffer through another ten years of tom herman for fifteen minutes with her

How about we fire Herman and I see if I can get you a guest appearance in the Futureman video??

[TexasTroll 454]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

i would suffer through another ten years of tom herman for fifteen minutes with her

Don’t let it slip your mind her ass smells shitty too!

[wood 11,225]

4 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

Urban is an amazing football coach. He also appears to be a lil bitch attention whore as well.

Because other people start rumors about him taking this job or that job?

[wood 11,225]

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

@Bigbend1812 @Rimbo @wood @Wulaw Horn

to clarify, my use of fetch (fetchiness, etc.) is the "not happening" definition.

used in a sentence: "rapgame is 2nd only to caddox in fetchiness in this thread".  in other words, fake, false, etc.

...still applies.

[washparkhorn 9,939]

19 hours ago, Rimbo said:

speaking of fishy... what's your favorite fish dish

Nobu's Black Cod with Miso:

[hornfromdallas 334]

all these 808 posts & no one has posted the godfather of 808 trap zaytoven

but its to be expected with all the yts on this thread 

 

[wood 11,225]

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

Helga returns ... a sight for sore eyes.

[wood 11,225]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Fuck that piece of shit.

[Griff 513]

TS808 + SRV = Legendary Blues

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

all these 808 posts & no one has posted the godfather of 808 trap zaytoven

but its to be expected with all the yts on this thread 

 

Is this the cat who did chocolate rain?

[wood 11,225]

3 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

K. If he'd have posted that his buddy texted saying it isn't happening, the Day Crew would all be in fetal positions crying like little bitches again.

[Nicole44 22,059]

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Anyone heard from [mention=492]BurntOrange&White[/mention] since his infamous post? I wanna believe him and he’s been a poster on here for a while so figured someone might know him irl.

First of all, his friend must be Rip Van Winkle, since we've known it was done/happening 4Eva! And yeah... c'mon OP.

[Steelers Roll Left 1,168]

[Bevo&Pevo 5,131]

[washparkhorn 9,939]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

 

[Jimbob 420]

 

Time to get the party started, what are we drinking tonight?

[ultimaton 2,976]

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

Marilyn Manson's sloppy seconds

[immamac 42,841]

For the lazy

 

[Thiefery 4,995]

[Nicole44 22,059]

5 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

If y’all have the means to see Dita Von Teese perform live you should. She has made burlesque into something beyond that. 

[MAGS® 400]

4 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

 

Time to get the party started, what are we drinking tonight?

All of it...

[troph 24,785]

18 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Night crew are a bunch of bitches 

Bitches that will fuck yo shit up.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

[wood 11,225]

1 hour ago, pops said:

Giggity.

Quien es?

[DanTheHorn 4,922]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Haha that's really funny! I think my older brother was watching that movie the other night. He's in college and really likes older movies like that. What's it called again?

Now I feel old. That to me is a fairly recent movie. Man what comes after GenZ?

[wood 11,225]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Uh, who is this?  asking for a friend.  Named...uh, Dennis.  

Helga Lovekaty. 

You're welcome.

[MrBig 5,396]

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Nicole44 is OFFICIALLY the First Lady of the Urban Meyer or Bust thread!!! We need more women around here promoting BDE instead of the tweezer pincher shit Michelle is posting about Finebaum and Turtle on Twitter.

[jw4381 3,072]

11 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

 

Time to get the party started, what are we drinking tonight?

Appleton Por favor. 

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

11 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

 

Time to get the party started, what are we drinking tonight?

[washparkhorn 9,939]

12 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

 

Time to get the party started, what are we drinking tonight?

Macallan 18 neat . . . and leave the bottle. 

[ztejas 43,419]

7 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Now I feel old. That to me is a fairly recent movie. Man what comes after GenZ?

I was kidding. 

It has been 16 years, though.

[CoachTex 2,624]

[Knewk210 244]

15 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

 

Time to get the party started, what are we drinking tonight?

Address? please!

[wood 11,225]

2 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

Uncontrollable laughter the first couple times I saw this scene...