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4 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

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Feel like it’s just a matter of time before I head to the drunk thread....

This coach is a waste of the drinking tbqh. Win or lose not worth it.

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Just pulled this off the smoker. Letting it rest for the next hour or so. I have nothing else to look forward to. Fire Tom Herman after this smushmortion of a game. URBAN OR BUST!!!
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I think the previous picture I posted looks terrible. But for the sake of transparency I have to let you know the fat cap slid smooth TF off.
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30 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:


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I think the previous picture I posted looks terrible. But for the sake of transparency I have to let you know the fat cap slid smooth TF off.

Look man, I wasn't gonna say anything, but I did consider photoshopping the alien from independence day into the first pic. 

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1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

Look man, I wasn't gonna say anything, but I did consider photoshopping the alien from independence day into the first pic. 

Don't care. Would destroy.

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57 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

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Feel like it’s just a matter of time before I head to the drunk thread....

Sorry man but peanut butter and beer doesn't do it for me. 

KBS again tonight.  But had Four Peaks Kuhl Beans coffee stout earlier as well. 

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Look man, I wasn't gonna say anything, but I did consider photoshopping the alien from independence day into the first pic. 

LOL!!! I ain’t above it. I can kinda see where you’re going with that...
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Punk his ass outta Austin like django unchained house shoot em up scene and bring in Meyer. Dude will give the ball to BJ and CT will toss it around to everyone else.  Go time. First I gotta take a little nap tho.

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Yes, Tom knew he was gone, and finally unleashed the offense, to audition for a future role as OC somewhere else.  And Urbs was sitting there watching all of these incredibly talented underclassmen, just salivating at the thought. 

 

I want to believe! 

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Urbs is thinking how in the fuck did this team lose to tcu and iowa st and fucking ou for that matter with this talent.  you'd have to try to lose to tcu with this team, wtf?

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1 hour ago, Txslnghrns said:


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I think the previous picture I posted looks terrible. But for the sake of transparency I have to let you know the fat cap slid smooth TF off.

Trim that shit off then you don’t waste developing bark on something you get rid of.

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I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 

The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 

someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

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5 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Trim that shit off then you don’t waste developing bark on something you get rid of.

It's pulled pork. Where do you think that bark went?

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I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 
The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 
someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

Go tug your angry inch elsewhere, you micro penis lover. We have BDE up in here! Urban Meyer is the soon-to-be-named coach of The University of Texas!!!!!!
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4 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 

The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 

someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

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It's pulled pork. Where do you think that bark went?

Was wondering the same thing. Who is going to explain to him the difference in ketchup and bbq sauce? I’m drunk and angry, so probably best you go.
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Tom looked shot out with obvious stress and/or substance abuse weight loss and completely disinterested all night.The guy is gone. Might not be Urban, but it wont be Herman.

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7 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 

The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 

someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

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11 minutes ago, orangecat92 said:

Yes, Tom knew he was gone, and finally unleashed the offense, to audition for a future role as OC somewhere else.  And Urbs was sitting there watching all of these incredibly talented underclassmen, just salivating at the thought. 

Paging @TexasEx for more body language reading. TexasEx, to the white courtesy phone, please.

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12 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Urbs is thinking how in the fuck did this team lose to tcu and iowa st and fucking ou for that matter with this talent.  you'd have to try to lose to tcu with this team, wtf?

Seriously. Fucking this.

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4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Tom looked shot out with obvious stress and/or substance abuse weight loss and completely disinterested all night.The guy is gone. Might not be Urban, but it wont be Herman.

It might be.

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