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4 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Don't let these degenerates talk you into anything. Next thing you know they're asking you to stock up on sharpies. Don't get me started. 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes. It is. I don’t know how you’d track it regardless. It’s been collected. Panhandle peep was asked in early October what he’d feel comfortable with if this went down. Gave a figure. Was called about two weeks ago and said he’d give a little more than he promised. Gave what he promised two weeks ago. I don’t know if he wrote a check or it was wired or how that shit works. Way above my pay grade.

it was collected. Or as The Squid would tweet:

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Wait so the money was collected yesterday or 2 weeks ago?

Posted
12 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Don't let these degenerates talk you into anything. Next thing you know they're asking you to stock up on sharpies. Don't get me started. 

sharpie up, when CUM happens, IT MUST BE CHRONICLED BY THE JOSEPHUS OF SURLY

Posted
Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Why is everyone all of a sudden so confident? I haven’t kept up that well today and it looks like I missed something. I know we’re waiting for Ohio state to lose

We've always been confident

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Posted
2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

We'll have to start working on a new Texas T-shirt, perhaps its own thread, who could resist a "CUM conquers all" T-shirt

What was wrong with the 2020 Valero Alamo Bowl Champs t-shirt I posted? 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

We'll have to start working on a new Texas T-shirt, perhaps its own thread, who could resist a "CUM conquers all" T-shirt

No, we agreed back on page 187 or so we will be dropping the “cum” reference entirely. UM, Urban, or Urbs or bust. 

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Posted
Just now, troph said:

What was wrong with the 2020 Valero Alamo Bowl Champs t-shirt I posted? 

Yeah I got that email from the Athletic department asking if i wanted to purchase said Tshirt, I replied, "LOL"

Posted
1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

We've always been confident

If there’s been one constant in longhorn internet fandom it’s we are a confident bunch (whether it’s warranted or not has been a variable). 

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2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Why is everyone all of a sudden so confident? I haven’t kept up that well today and it looks like I missed something. I know we’re waiting for Ohio state to lose

Because Nicole has turned into our own 9.95er, only she’s better looking and doesn’t charge. Wait, that sounded wrong. 

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Posted
Just now, alphahorn said:

Yeah I got that email from the Athletic department asking if i wanted to purchase said Tshirt, I replied, "LOL"

I chuckled when I saw it too. Tone deaf nonsense. I get the marketing machine but wow it looks so pathetic. 

Posted
Just now, TexasEx said:

No, we agreed back on page 187 or so we will be dropping the “cum” reference entirely. UM, Urban, or Urbs or bust. 

I didn't vote, was the vote calculated by Dominion, yeah figures.  How can we walk away from pure Gold?

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So back in the day/aughts my mom was considered the hottie. I’m truly not. So the requests for pics would leave you all disappointed. Can’t hold a candle. Wouldn’t even try. My selfies aren’t even close. Pic of me mom and my bro. I’m not worthy of this much adulation regardless. This should be saved for @THUJONE ms paint and a bunch of super creative talented folk who make surly great. If it happens, UM to Texas,  I shouldn’t and won’t ever take credit. Just know that money has been collected. And that I say without reservation or worries. 
 

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, immamac said:

if tOSU loses tonight do we hit 900 before this time tomorrow?

 

Why does tOSU have to lose for that to happen? 1000 or bust. 

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Posted
42 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Where's futureman? If I had to lay money on it I'd bet it won't be Urban, but the lack of futureman has me wondering. Hopefully he's practicing fist to ass.

My sincerest apologies to everyone for asking.

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So back in the day/aughts my mom was considered the hottie. I’m truly not. So the requests for pics would leave you all disappointed. Can’t hold a candle. Wouldn’t even try. My selfies aren’t even close. Pic of me mom and my bro. I’m not worthy of this much adulation regardless. This should be saved for @THUJONE ms paint and a bunch of super creative talented folk who make surly great. If it happens, UM to Texas,  I shouldn’t and won’t ever take credit. Just know that money has been collected. And that I say without reservation or worries. 
 

 

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Simple solution post pics of your mom

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So back in the day/aughts my mom was considered the hottie. I’m truly not. So the requests for pics would leave you all disappointed. Can’t hold a candle. Wouldn’t even try. My selfies aren’t even close. Pic of me mom and my bro. I’m not worthy of this much adulation regardless. This should be saved for @THUJONE ms paint and a bunch of super creative talented folk who make surly great. If it happens, UM to Texas,  I shouldn’t and won’t ever take credit. Just know that money has been collected. And that I say without reservation or worries. 
 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

I assume a commitment of this sort could be handled by some other written doc or some such without an actual wire or bag of cash being exchanged on a holiday. ;) 

Briefcase dude. That’s how we roll here. BDE. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We have BDE/BTE! We never lost it. 

I haven’t chimed in on this debate, but wanted to say we probably don’t need anything “big” for you since you are one of the few owners of “undefeated” on the site. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, troph said:

If there’s been one constant in longhorn internet fandom it’s we are a confident bunch (whether it’s warranted or not has been a variable). 

We are awesome! 😃

Posted
2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

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There is only one part of that moxie that scared me and it isn’t the twins. It’s the bartender. “I corrected them.” That part scares me still for some reason. That Bama game sucked. 

Posted
1 minute ago, maninblack said:

If he turns it down it won't be because of effort on our part.

Maybe we chased like a fat bald old stalker creeper dude and wigged him out?

Posted
1 minute ago, troph said:

I’m hoping for a good game tonight. ND v Bama was a joke.

I just want OSU to lose so we can get Urban asap

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