Urban Meyer or bust

[Dbeasy 14,963]

We’ve seen tweets and likes from Meyers’ wife both pro retirement and Texas related. Why would she be doing that?

There can only be two reasons. First, she’s just randomly posts and responds, which seems unlikely. Or, she’s doing it on purpose. And if she’s doing it on purpose, why? There can be only two reasons. She’s either crazy, which we know to not be true, or she’s trying to get out mixed messages on purpose, which would be for only one reason - negotiations.

[Rimbo 25,773]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I think we should all take a step back. No news is breaking this late on a Sunday. If anything maybe tomorrow at noon.

[Handcruser 2,805]

In what scenario does the AD at a school like Texas walk around smiling and giddy after his team loses a football game with a coach on the hot seat?

The one where he has perhaps the best coach of our lifetime lined up. That’s the only reason.

Anybody else would be preparing to have nasty convos with boosters and search firms and shit.




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[JOSEYWALES66 1,790]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I think we should all take a step back. No news is breaking this late on a Sunday. If anything maybe tomorrow at noon.

Wait, you expect us to act rational?  

[Daichee Bell 2,925]

3 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

On a scale of 1 - 10 it's 11.5

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Someone else pointed it out, but is it not weird as fuck that Meyer’s wife replies to random people on Twitter?

No, she's crazy af. 

[HenryJames 65,887]

7 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

There is no way that Shelly isn’t going to take the 12m a year and have her husband come in and wreck shop with Herman’s players after what Herman did to them.

This is happening.


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[ztejas 43,262]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

We’ve seen tweets and likes from Meyers’ wife both pro retirement and Texas related. Why would she be doing that?

There can only be two reasons. First, she’s just randomly posts and responds, which seems unlikely. Or, she’s doing it on purpose. And if she’s doing it on purpose, why? There can be only two reasons. She’s either crazy, which we know to not be true, or she’s trying to get out mixed messages on purpose, which would be for only one reason - negotiations.

Or maybe she just likes a little wine at night and does shit on Twitter without thinking about the status of the man she is married to.

[Poolflood 845]

2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

This will show up in MS Paint

I don't know... @THUJONE claims to have a life or something.

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

Just now, Handcruser said:

In what scenario does the AD at a school like Texas walk around smiling and giddy after his team loses a football game with a coach on the hot seat?

The one where he has perhaps the best coach of our lifetime lined up. That’s the only reason.

Anybody else would be preparing to have nasty convos with boosters and search firms and shit.




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[TotallyLegit 3,050]

8 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I hope you are trolling me.  😀

I don't

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If you think the valley is mex-mex you don’t go to Mexico much. I’ve been to mexico a bunch and have yet to see piccadilly raspas or a hot cheetos pizza. 

Nah I was briefly seeing a chica from the barrio who took me to some spots in the Palmhurst/Alton area. It was legit. And yeah those mexican snackaterias that serve Takis in nacho sauce are gross and they're taking over all of Texas not just the valley

[JOSEYWALES66 1,790]

Just now, TotallyLegit said:

I don't

Ha.  That was totally a typo.  Meant to say “not”.

[Jimbob 417]

34 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If we pay him $12M a year I'm starting a Fire Urban Meyer thread from day 1 just on principle. 

Someone already beat you to it a little while back. 

[senorfussybutt 32]

9 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Asked for a vote of confidence from the administration.


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Is there video of that or a statement? Or are you referring to the "that's not up to me to decide?" quote from the post-game presser?

[ousux 5,586]

If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.
Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Careful, that sounds an awful lot like aggy talk when they were courting the Hobbit..

[Handcruser 2,805]

Is there video of that or a statement? Or are you referring to the "that's not up to me to decide?" quote from the post-game presser?

From IT or orange fans.com or one of those sites.


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[Helobious 9,480]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Nah I was briefly seeing a chica from the barrio who took me to some spots in the Palmhurst/Alton area. It was legit. And yeah those mexican snackaterias that serve Takis in nacho sauce are gross and they're taking over all of Texas not just the valley

Yeah it’s rancho out there, that’s where you find the authentic shit. Shut your whore mouth about the snackaterias. How I choose to get diabetes is my choice and mine alone.

[Hairy Biped 584]

Just now, ousux said:

3 hours ago, Rip76 said:

If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.
Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Careful, that sounds an awful lot like aggy talk when they were courting the Hobbit..

Funny.  That's exactly what I thought when I read that.

[Bevo14 8,274]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

3 hours ago, Rip76 said:

If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.
Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Careful, that sounds an awful lot like aggy talk when they were courting the Hobbit..

To be fair, this guy is what aggy thinks Jimbo is.

Edited November 30, 2020 by Bevo14

[Cairn Horn88 8,165]

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

That’s Bonnie and Clyde!

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

Mexican snackateria talk not going away.

[ztejas 43,262]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

3 hours ago, Rip76 said:

If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.
Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Careful, that sounds an awful lot like aggy talk when they were courting the Hobbit..

Shit. Hobbit has them rolling about as much as they ever have in their history. 

[Ron Swanson 176]

16 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

On a scale of 1 - 10 it's 11.5

I heard it was 12.

[Bevo 13,525]

Video of our ongoing negotiations:

[6th Street 6,356]

Been too quiet - someone please tweet at Mrs Meyer

[Cairn Horn88 8,165]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Shit. Hobbit has them rolling about as much as they ever have in their history. 

As long as Saban is at Bama, aggy ain’t winning nuttin!

[LTtxfan 48,962]

40 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

[Cairn Horn88 8,165]

52 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

$12m also means that we are still the joneses

Me and Mrs. Jones.......

[Mdhorn 5,911]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

As long as Saban is at Bama, aggy ain’t winning nuttin!

x 100.  

[UncleBuck 6,444]

Been too quiet - someone please tweet at Mrs Meyer

I just asked her opinions on Mex-Mex, Mix-Mex, and Tex-Mex.

[Duane Moore 5,236]

This is a lot of excitement over Shelley Meyer saying she likes Tex-Mex 

[troph 24,562]

If Urban comes to Texas, Aggie ain’t winning shit either.

[Hagbard Celine 10,752]

16 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BitterHonoredGalapagospenguin-mobile.mp4

[ztejas 43,262]

6 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Been too quiet - someone please tweet at Mrs Meyer

Please don't. 

[ousux 5,586]

In my experiences in the corporate world is once someone is let go and they are deemed hostile then they are usually not allowed in facility or around others without escort and are generally not allowed to talk. 

Very true, but often coaches are treated a bit differently

[Bigbend1812 12,884]

[UncleBuck 6,444]

Please don't. 

I just @‘d her AND Quinn Ewers in the same tweet.

[Rip76 4,913]

20 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

I don't know... @THUJONE claims to have a life or something.

You sound like my boss 

[ousux 5,586]

Source just told me Urban isn't coming. Cussed out CDC and hung up.
 
Also my source is the guy at the local gas station....

Source just told me you need to open up a window..


and throw out any device capable of accessing the internet. Nope, dont go outside either..

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

1 hour ago, Best served cold said:

She posts a lot of snapchat type videos to her Facebook all the time that are quite enjoyable to watch. 

I'm actually going to imagine that. Dem legs doe

[The Tower 362]

God I love Surly. 

[Rip76 4,913]

18 minutes ago, ousux said:

4 hours ago, Rip76 said:

If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.
Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Careful, that sounds an awful lot like aggy talk when they were courting the Hobbit..

Aggy is sitting at #5

[ChiTownDoc 21,098]

38 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Seeing this $12m floated reminds me of what my wife said as soon as we heard Meyer was going change his mind to stay retired for now - she immediately called bs and said Urban was leaking rumors to drive up the price. Her argument was that the wife had to have already come to terms with him coaching again and no way would Urban reconsider. Starting to wonder if she was right.

When I had dinner with tOSU's big cigar...he mentioned his wife 5x as the one that would have to give the green light.  I thought that was him having some wishful thinking BS going on...all of a sudden I think he was dead serious when he said it would need her blessing.  

Also, why is my ass only the second most puckered one on this thread? 

@futureman you are one adventurous bastard...

[XYZ 2,154]

13 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This is a lot of excitement over Shelley Meyer saying she likes Tex-Mex 

Yeah, no shit. Am I missing something? All this because some rando asked Meyer’s wife if she likes tex-mex and she answered yes? That’s it?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

I think 12.

Damn. We're fucking dead ass serious. Has this ever been done before at Texas for a corch? Take inflation into account 

[CTC2 2,743]

45 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Flight was canceled.  There's more to the story but can't reveal yet.

The only flights that matter leave from Marble Falls

[Bigbend1812 12,884]

Goddamn! Let’s do it dammit!

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

I mean I know we should never underestimate the stupidity of a woman, but it seems she’d know a little better than to blab on Twitter about a job that’s not even open yet.

[derpyhorndog 2,554]

30 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

We’ve seen tweets and likes from Meyers’ wife both pro retirement and Texas related. Why would she be doing that?

There can only be two reasons. First, she’s just randomly posts and responds, which seems unlikely. Or, she’s doing it on purpose. And if she’s doing it on purpose, why? There can be only two reasons. She’s either crazy, which we know to not be true, or she’s trying to get out mixed messages on purpose, which would be for only one reason - negotiations.

Maybe it’s the drinks causing hazy memory or perhaps it’s the distracting posts re the character arc of futureman’s chocolate starfish moving from the “climax” to “falling action” phase, but weren’t you posting earlier this weekend about personal source(s) saying CUM wasn’t going to happen? Are those same source(s) singing a different tune all of a sudden, or was personal speculation?