Urban Meyer or bust

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

49 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

 

Edited November 30, 2020 by Queen Bitch
Zero clue how to clear an accidental quote reply

[JOSEYWALES66 1,857]

Just now, XYZ said:

Yeah, no shit. Am I missing something? All this because some rando asked Meyer’s wife if she likes tex-mex and she answered yes? That’s it?

Gerry Hamilton had a positive remark on the situation.  But I get your skepticism. 

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

This is what it’s like to believe in Q, huh? I get it now.

/nocloakroom

[Harvdog 2,417]

Unleash the Kraken

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7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When I had dinner with tOSU's big cigar...he mentioned his wife 5x as the one that would have to give the green light.  I thought that was him having some wishful thinking BS going on...all of a sudden I think he was dead serious when he said it would need her blessing.  

Also, why is my ass only the second most puckered one on this thread? 

@futureman you are one adventurous bastard...

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This is taking too long.

[Dbeasy 15,613]

Yeah, no shit. Am I missing something? All this because some rando asked Meyer’s wife if she likes tex-mex and she answered yes? That’s it?

You obviously just don’t understand the importance of Tex mex. sheesh.

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[Nicole44 22,326]

Just for fun. 

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[Queen Bitch 1,692]

5 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Yeah, no shit. Am I missing something? All this because some rando asked Meyer’s wife if she likes tex-mex and she answered yes? That’s it?

Scroll back farther. It was the other one — the one where a Sooner tweeted at her about “when y’all come to UT” and she replied but didn’t refute it.

[TrashMaster G 18,132]

35 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

In what scenario does the AD at a school like Texas walk around smiling and giddy after his team loses a football game with a coach on the hot seat?

Maybe the one where his wife texted him right after the game: "Sorry about the loss, Chris.  Hurry home and have your way with me.  Feel free to bring a pom girl."

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5 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

I mean I know we should never underestimate the stupidity of a woman, but it seems she’d know a little better than to blab on Twitter about a job that’s not even open yet.

[Not a Sock 2,366]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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100% believe this I think we get Meyer for 5 to 7 years, that would put him at retirement age and he will have either won another title at Texas and secured his legacy or he and hasn't more than likely won't after 5 years and he calls it a career for good.

Edited November 30, 2020 by Not a Sock

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While this is a lot of money, it isn’t when you compare it to things like the Astros giving Carlos Lee $100m

[Rip76 5,022]

Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 

While this is a lot of money, it isn’t when you compare it to things like the Astros giving Carlos Lee $100m

 

Again.  Texas makes that number up in a year.

[Valmy77 13,626]

It is the only move to save this program in the short term. Whether it works out or not CDC looks like he finally made that splash hire we have been clamoring for since the 2012 OU game.

Edited November 30, 2020 by Valmy77

[ChonkySalmon666 171]

Does anyone have a video or picture of CDC after the Iowa State game supposedly smiling? Haven't seen it but heard it mentioned a few times here

 

[millhouse 2,733]

5 years at 12 per is nothing. Lock that up.

[Happy Gilmore 1,004]

2 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

100% believe this I think we get Meyer for 5 to 7 years, that would put him at retirement age and he will have either won another title at Texas and secured his legacy or he and hasn't more than likely won't after 5 years and he call it a career for good.

I can see him going on a Saban like run if everything goes smoothly, he was essentially forced out at tOSU. Then shit was catching up to him at Florida. Not saying it's all roses here by any stretch of the imagination but this will definitely be his last go. Might as well go out the GOAT. 

[RGBIII 23,020]

12 mill per year for Urban + Herman’s buyout at 15 mill + assistants buyouts and assistants salaries, looking at a pretty penny...but it ain’t my money let’s fucking do this

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I can see him going on a Saban like run if everything goes smoothly, he was essentially forced out at tOSU. Then shit was catching up to him at Florida. Not saying it's all roses here by any stretch of the imagination but this will definitely be his last go. Might as well go out the GOAT. 

and as of right now it’s Saban, so let’s light a fire!!

[Not a Sock 2,366]

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

I can see him going on a Saban like run if everything goes smoothly, he was essentially forced out at tOSU. Then shit was catching up to him at Florida. Not saying it's all roses here by any stretch of the imagination but this will definitely be his last go. Might as well go out the GOAT. 

I don't think he is a grind it out maintain the machine kinda coach like Saban is. I think Meyer is a build a program up and instill a winning culture and take that team to the top.

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1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

I think 12.

 

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25 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When I had dinner with tOSU's big cigar...he mentioned his wife 5x as the one that would have to give the green light.  I thought that was him having some wishful thinking BS going on...all of a sudden I think he was dead serious when he said it would need her blessing.  

Also, why is my ass only the second most puckered one on this thread? 

@futureman you are one adventurous bastard...

DB?

[Sir Ulrich 5,337]

6 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

I can see him going on a Saban like run if everything goes smoothly, he was essentially forced out at tOSU. Then shit was catching up to him at Florida. Not saying it's all roses here by any stretch of the imagination but this will definitely be his last go. Might as well go out the GOAT. 

What would it take to get there? Two championships here and first to win at three schools and in 4 different conferences. Also winning big at two different blue bloods is pretty rare. 

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5 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

I can see him going on a Saban like run if everything goes smoothly, he was essentially forced out at tOSU. Then shit was catching up to him at Florida. Not saying it's all roses here by any stretch of the imagination but this will definitely be his last go. Might as well go out the GOAT. 

We all assume this will be a short term fix because of Meyer's age and health concerns, but Saban was about the same age when he took the Bama job. Granted, Saban might not even be human.

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11 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Damn. We're fucking dead ass serious. Has this ever been done before at Texas for a corch? Take inflation into account 

Look up Dana X Bible.  We hired him away from Nebraska in ‘37, during the depression.  Paid him more than any professor at the time.  Quite scandalous at the time.  He was also the coach at TAMU when they won their new found national titles in ‘19 & ‘27.  He is credited with building 3 major programs:  A&M, Nebraska, & Texas.  He set the table for Royal.

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What would it take to get there? Two championships here and first to win at three schools and in 4 different conferences. Also winning big at two different blue bloods is pretty rare. 

He’s arguably the GOAT but I think to really put it away he needs 3 in a row, maybe 4 out of 5 or 6. I’m not kidding. No one would say UM over Saban right now. If he wants it he needs a major dynasty run.

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I mean some of these dudes are getting old and want to see a competitive football team before they die. No point in dicking around and wasting the next 4 years with with some Matt Campbell or Luke Fickell or some shit. 

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2 minutes ago, TXpride said:

We all assume this will be a short term fix because of Meyer's age and health concerns, but Saban was about the same age when he took the Bama job. Granted, Saban might not even be human.

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4 minutes ago, TXpride said:

We all assume this will be a short term fix because of Meyer's age and health concerns, but Saban was about the same age when he took the Bama job. Granted, Saban might not even be human.

Saban made the same deal with the Devil as Tom Cruise.

[gmr548 16,704]

$12m also means that we are still the joneses

Let’s be honest, that’s what Texas fans value most.

I think we should all take a step back. No news is breaking this late on a Sunday. If anything maybe tomorrow at noon.

Tuesday. Everything happens on Tuesdays.

[TexasMan 11,464]

13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

12 mill per year for Urban + Herman’s buyout at 15 mill + assistants buyouts and assistants salaries, looking at a pretty penny...but it ain’t my money let’s fucking do this

Don't have to pay for a new DC or OC (maybe)

[CastHorn 907]

If our trajectory is Cal Berkley from here, we might as well go out swinging for the fences.

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14 minutes ago, millhouse said:

5 years at 12 per is nothing. Lock that up.

It's fucking insane that we are in a day and age where you see comments like this. 60 MILLION dollars over 5 years to coach what is effectively an amateur football team. And that is "nothing".

 

 

So, anyway... back up that brinks truck and let's get this motherfucker in here before he has time to sleep on it so we can start whipping some ass for the first time in way too long.

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10 minutes ago, DenverHorn said:

DB?

Bruce Cassidy.  Still golfs w Urban a few times a year.  Sold excel mining for 900M.  I sit on the board for one of his other companies.  

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7 minutes ago, Oakbrook said:

Look up Dana X Bible.  We hired him away from Nebraska in ‘37, during the depression.  Paid him more than any professor at the time.  Quite scandalous at the time.  He was also the coach at TAMU when they won their new found national titles in ‘19 & ‘27.  He is credited with building 3 major programs:  A&M, Nebraska, & Texas.  He set the table for Royal.

I saw that he was a coach at aggy in 1919/1920 when I was looking up a weird stat for some reason. I always forget he coached at both schools. Weird you brought this up after I just happened upon his name for no real apparent reason lol

[Vertigo 20,502]

If futureman fists himself we need to see double fists and elbows at 90 degrees in order to atone for this lack of faith.

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4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If futureman fists himself we need to see double fists and elbows at 90 degrees in order to atone for this lack of faith.

How flexible do you think he is?   

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Any other boards talking about this? I love it when the goobers for other teams out there freak out. Miss those days.

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

If we pay him $12M a year I'm starting a Fire Urban Meyer thread from day 1 just on principle. 

I’ll lobby for imma to ban you  just on principle. Asshole. 

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If this happens, please dont make CUM a thing. Negs to that shit.

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

If this happens, please dont make CUM a thing. Negs to that shit.

Yes please.  

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I’ll lobby for imma to ban you  just on principle. Asshole. 

Shit. Imma should have done that a long time ago.

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

If this happens, please dont make CUM a thing. Negs to that shit.

After the first wave it'll just be the meme. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,347]

Just now, Vertigo said:

If this happens, please dont make CUM a thing. Negs to that shit.

Uh yeah, little too late for that my friend.  
 

bukkake

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If this happens, please dont make CUM a thing. Negs to that shit.

That ones on fat Ketch

[Vertigo 20,502]

4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

How flexible do you think he is?