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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I don't know. CTJ looks exactly like coelenterate fucc boi.

That’s impossible. CTJ is really 6’2”, unlike whoever is the impostor in that photo. Haven’t you heard?

 

Maybe the 6’2” is counting the man bun though?

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13 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Which one of you heading to Bergstrom to scope out Urban hopping into a Limo?

 

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Which of you assholes is going to head out to ABIA with a telephoto lens?

LOL. Wish I could. Stuck at work, but at least I can inject this thread's goodness directly into my veins.

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1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not to derail, but this plane has my interest. Took a trip from St. Augustine, FL to Austin on Saturday before going over to Los Angeles later that day (specifically to Van Nuys, which is ~15 miles from Fox's studio/Hollywood and known as a go-to airport for celebrities and other discreet travelers). It's scheduled to fly back to Austin tonight. 

That plane is "blocked," meaning its tail number, owner, etc. are hidden from the public on FlightAware. It's a Dassault Falcon 900 though, which is a $3.5MM+ jet that isn't produced in Camry-like numbers -- the FAA registry shows there are roughly 45 of them registered to TX-based owners (number drops to about 25 total if you only include those in the "blocked" category).

Just cherry picking, but one of those blocked F900s is owned by Cardinal Capital Partners, a real estate PE shop in Dallas founded/led by a UT alumnus of the name Gil Besing. Another is owned by a company called Green Longhorn Air LLC. I'm sure some BMDs could probably be unearthed using the FAA registry and Google if one were so inclined. 

Lands in like 2 hours 

 

 

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I’m not going to get any sleep tonite. Lol. This is pretty much the most excited I have been about UT football in a decade. 

Texted my son a pic of VY and told him UM may be our coach I couldn’t wait to take him to far away lands like Pasadena for championships he could only dream of. Poor kid grew up like I did in the Texas football desert.
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9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m not going to get any sleep tonite. Lol. This is pretty much the most excited I have been about UT football in a decade. 

That really isn’t saying much. The bar has been pretty low.

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1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

That’s impossible. CTJ is really 6’2”, unlike whoever is the impostor in that photo. Haven’t you heard?

 

Maybe the 6’2” is counting the man bun though?

Why a man bun? Why not just a bun? Is there some sort of confusion otherwise?

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14 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

“5 and 12 remember those numbers...and you didn’t hear it from me”

Comment from the OB thread....I read similar last night. 

All we can do is pray.

 

10 minutes ago, texasfight2025 said:

Five years - $12M per.  We already “know” this

Cut him some slack, he's an OB subscriber so he probably didn't know that. 

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Nothing like Surly/Shaggy during coaching searches/rumors.  I joined you gang of misfits during the Harsin OC search. Every football coaching hire since I’ve watched on here and fuck is this the pinnacle of Texas football since 2009.   

Fuck your face for saying that, we may suck but we don’t suck that bad.
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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Lol. Well I am single sooooo. COVID has been great for the dating. Not. 

Look, baby, I said I ain't gon' front
You got my heart beating so fast to words I can't pronounce
And I be getting the chills every time I feel your touch
I be looking at the top and girl, it's only us
All I need is your trust
And girl I told you once, don't make me tell you twice

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I am going with 6 and 13.  Total number has to be more than 75, to top jimbo. 

Not necessarily. Urban may not want to be tied down to 10-years, so 12mm/year > 7.5mm/year is acceptable.

We can extend later if he wants, and it’ll only go up. It’s a great offer.
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Just now, derpyhorndog said:

Who is volunteering to be at Austin-Bergstrom by 9:40 p.m. CST to scope out the private airstrip with camera in hand? Already asked Case but was shot down.

Bonus points for accomplishing a CUM shoutout over the airport intercom. 

Ya''ll are going to be really disappointed when Matthew McConaughey disembarks.

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Look, baby, I said I ain't gon' front
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And I be getting the chills every time I feel your touch
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All I need is your trust
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I know there is something glitzy bout this, just not sure exactly what. Damn I hate being old and white

 

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7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It sucks does it not? So many of y’all posters are married so imagine trying to date during a fucking pandemic. This board feels like speed dating though soooo it’s not all bad. 

You should raise your standards a bit. Speed dating degenerates...yikes.

 

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It sucks does it not? So many of y’all posters are married so imagine trying to date during a fucking pandemic. This board feels like speed dating though soooo it’s not all bad. 

Imagine being stuck at home with a spouse during the pandemic.

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2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm sadly holding on to the hope that the guy who claimed to break the Joe Rogan move is right on this one. 

I'm confused. Are we talking about the dude that used to host Fear Factor or is there somebody noteworthy named Joe Rogan?

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