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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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In a city overrun with frou frou options, I'm partial to Dan's breakfast tacos.  They're twice the size as anywhere else and half the price.  

Good but Bill Miller’s breakfast tacos are the best in town and it’s not even close.

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Damn, if those shits weren’t the greasiest Son of a bitchin ass burgers, but so Danged  good. Double Meat Double cheese! Kind of preferred Frans to be honest. Haven’t been in 15 plus years

I just lived closed to that Dan’s they were about the same every where. I loved the airport location and I think fran’s off Cameron maybe?
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Damn, if those shits weren’t the greasiest Son of a bitchin ass burgers, but so Danged  good. Double Meat Double cheese! Kind of preferred Frans to be honest. Haven’t been in 15 plus years
Haha. Fran's was my first summer job. Bussing breakfast and BBQ. Talk about being a grease monkey! Agree the burger was outstanding.
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7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So if it this gets done, how will the process go down?  Would CDC announce early tomorrow morning that Tom Herman has stepped aside, parted ways, been fired and then a few hours later Urban is announced as his replacement at a press conference or would it drag out for a day or two after Tom is out?

How it should go. 
 

CDC: We fired Tom this morning since his buyout dropped today and Urbs is currently buying a house. Cool. 

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7 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

The recruiting board is where, during the height of their panic and furious hand-wringing over what firing Charlie would do to the '17 recruiting class, it was suggested that we should hire a secret HC to ghost coach the team while allowing  Charlie to remain as a figurehead/recruiter. 

 

In hindsight, that may have been the smart move. 😂

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15 minutes ago, troph said:


Nicole is single

What burger vs rural burger shacks

Lame asses not going to the airport to spy

Tomorrow is the big day

About sums it up boys?

I haven't read the last 10 pages or so, but I'm pretty sure you left out a lot of fisting references. On a different note, can you work out a Surly Amber alert so I can stop checking?

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Damn, what are you drinking?  They are good but Mi Madre's are better.  Hell i'd rather have a Don Juan at JIM

Don Juan is excellent but you really have to give the potato egg and cheese a try. Add bacon too. Their tortillas are great, their potatoes are excellent, eggs soft scrambled and just the right amount of salt. it’s not really a Tex mex style taco. Executed to near perfection. Don Juan is super legit.
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I haven't read the last 10 pages or so, but I'm pretty sure you left out a lot of fisting references. On a different note, can you work out a Surly Amber alert so I can stop checking?

True. But I’ve mastered the ignore feature so there’s that.
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11 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So if it this gets done, how will the process go down?  Would CDC announce early tomorrow morning that Tom Herman has stepped aside, parted ways, been fired and then a few hours later Urban is announced as his replacement at a press conference or would it drag out for a day or two after Tom is out?

There is now way these things happen on the same day. 

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

The fuck happened to this thread?

It's allll tied together. You just have to look closely, for a long time, with your eyes a little crossed ... like with those subliminal poster thingies that were popular back in the 90s.

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1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

We were talking about Dirty's opening back up. Not your mom's dirty as it has never been closed. But Dirty's the Burger place.

Oh and Urban Meyer is coming to Texas and Herman will be coaching UTSA.

Herman to Vandy. Calling it now 

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