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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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Just now, Hook1997 said:

There is now way these things happen on the same day. 

I would love to see Urban walk in one door as Herman is escorted out the other one. Then some rent a cop security guard takes Herman's keys to the building and hands him his cardboard box full of shit and send him packing as the sounds of the media and fans going wild over Urban echo in his greasy little ears.

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Price: $6,950,000 Property Type: Residential Property Style: Mediterranean Beds: 6 Baths: 8 Square Feet: 10,198 Garage: 4 Area of Town: RN Lot Size: 1.004 MLS #: 1252025
Overpriced af, but thats what Austin has become these days
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2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I would love to see Urban walk in one door as Herman is escorted out the other one. Then some rent a cop security guard takes Herman's keys to the building and hands him his cardboard box full of shit and send him packing as the sounds of the media and fans going wild over Urban echo in his greasy little ears.

Then after CDC introduces him, Urban steps up to the mic and says "Ok, cool.  Hook 'em!"

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1 minute ago, TexMexBuddha said:
4 minutes ago, ousux said:
Overpriced af, but thats what Austin has become these days

Yeah. People ask me what's changed about Austin, and I tell them we no longer have an aversion to pretension.

Dallas owns that crown.

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it is amazing how subject this board is to believing random ass people coming on here and making up a bunch of vague shit that their random "buddies" who were "on the call" told them but it somehow hasn't made it out to legitimate outlets.  i suppose that's what us being 2-7 against fucking tcu will do.  FUCK it has been a long, shitty decade.  
Then they go back to texaggy and link their triumphant troll
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26 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ll not turn down whataburger, Dan’s, P Terry’s, players (RIP), in and out, TN (RIP), shake shack, I’m sure a bunch of others but no way on the major chains. Anyone with Wendy’s and BK or McD’s on the list just needs to go home and fist themselves.

RIP Players, indeed.  Loved their fajita nachos and the burgers were great too.

11 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The fuck happened to this thread?

A wave of Austalgia has washed over it

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Had never had shake shack till they put one in Minute Maid park. Damn good burger, but nothing beats whataburger, nothing remotely close. Double meat whataburger with cheese, bacon, jalapeños and grilled onions. Wish they would bring the A1 thick n heart back

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Overpriced af, but thats what Austin has become these days

Yeah. People ask me what's changed about Austin, and I tell them we no longer have an aversion to pretension.

That's well put. I struggle to describe how Austin has changed. That's pretty spot on. It's not as pretentious as the West Coast or NYC, but it doesn't actively stiff-arm that pretense like it used to, either.

Give me the burger at Casino with the buffalo sauce, whatever it's called.

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Overpriced af, but thats what Austin has become these days

Supply meet Demand.

You can buy that house much cheaper in Kansas City or Houston or Oklahoma City. But then you own a nice house in any one of those God awful shit cities.

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Had never had shake shack till they put one in Minute Maid park. Damn good burger, but nothing beats whataburger, nothing remotely close. Double meat whataburger with cheese, bacon, jalapeños and grilled onions. Wish they would bring the A1 thick n heart back

I will always be ready to pour one out for the A1 Thick n Hearty. 

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RIP Players, indeed.  Loved their fajita nachos and the burgers were great too.

A wave of Austalgia has washed over it

Players at 2am with the deep fried Nachos covered in a mound of real cheese with jalapenos and a giant chocolate shake was some good shit.  Now you all got me thinking about that and with all the burger talk on this thread I am wanting a GM Steakhouse cheeseburger with a side of fries covered in cream gravy.  Damn I miss the days of young persons metabolism.

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2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm confused. Are we talking about the dude that used to host Fear Factor or is there somebody noteworthy named Joe Rogan?

He hosted fear factor and now has the most popular podcast in the world. Recently signed a $100m deal with spotify and moved to the estates on Lake Austin at the end of cuernavaca. He also calls UFC fights and does some stand up comedy. The bit about the Bruce Jenner cutting his dick off is some of his best work.

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