Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:07 AM, conVINCEd said:

I don’t celebrate Jack Daniels’s entire catalogue, but I do celebrate that particular page in the catalogue.

Expand  

I'm saving a nice bottle of Stagg Jr. for when (if?) we land Urban.

Otherwise it's back to the Bulleit.

  • Like 1
Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:06 AM, crash_davis said:

George RR Martin should ask us to write his Game of Thrones books for him. Pages and pages of utter amazement.

Expand  

I don’t need this level of negativity in this thread. Ive been waiting for TWOW since 2011 sir

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:11 AM, Vertigo said:

I doubt Urban signs anything over 5 years honestly if he signs. 

Expand  

He mentioned it would really only be 6 years but 7 officially. This would put him near $100 million guaranteed which may be the point in offering 7 years. 

Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:08 AM, Sir Ulrich said:

Texans7 at 247 says we have offered 14 million and 7 years. 

Expand  

In truth, this type of rumor makes me way more worried it aint happening.. only way money gets that high is if he already said no a few times and this a last ditch effort.

Posted

Please y’all don’t make me subscribe to that cosmic brownie slut Ketch’s site till the coaching search is done. Someone has to be on OB right?

  • Hook 'Em 4
  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:17 AM, RGBIII said:

Please y’all don’t make me subscribe to that cosmic brownie slut Ketch’s site till the coaching search is done. Someone has to be on OB right?

Expand  

Just subscribe then dispute the charge later as fraudulent. 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:08 AM, Laxtonto said:

So what have we learned we need to know about in Shag/Surly coaching searches:

Flightware

Burgers and condiments

Austin Real estate brokers and who they are fucking

Who the coach is fucking

Who the coach is fucking on the side

the twitters

Ketch is a fat piece of shit

Nicole divorced a former Surlyster and got the website rites in the custody agreement

How to set up the interior of a private jet

bourbon/whiskey/whisky/firewater

 

 

 

 

 

Expand  

don't forget the breakfast tacos. important for setting a good base in the morning.

Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:21 AM, Hiphopopotamos said:

I knew there was no way Urban was signing for less total money than that 1-title fuck-wit Jimbo. 
 

Give him his 7 for 14 and let’s get to fucking work. 

Expand  

Blank Fucking check mofo!!! The best part is it’s someone else’s money 

  • Hook 'Em 2
Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:17 AM, RGBIII said:

Please y’all don’t make me subscribe to that cosmic brownie slut Ketch’s site till the coaching search is done. Someone has to be on OB right?

Expand  

rest easy brother 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

  • Hook 'Em 9
Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:23 AM, CTC2 said:
Who is this guy?
 
 

A guy who has read 47 versions of an offer scooped by everyone plus the flightaware genius of surly the last two days.

Hey, he’s been offered a lot of cash and could be on his way to scope out the best burger in Austin Wednesday.

See anyone can do this.
Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:25 AM, Hiphopopotamos said:

An idiot lurking on surly and then reporting it as if he was told it. 

Expand  

There seems to be a shit ton of that happening. I am really curious the site metrics overall and for this thread in particular the last few days in comparison to say last week or so

Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:14 AM, Laxtonto said:

In truth, this type of rumor makes me way more worried it aint happening.. only way money gets that high is if he already said no a few times and this a last ditch effort.

Expand  

or he said no and it isnt about money and this is a way to get the "word" out that we did everything we could when we hire Brent Venables for 5M per.

or its just bullshit.  I find it hard to believe we will offer more than 10M a year. not saying he isn't worth it just cant see it.

Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:27 AM, Laxtonto said:
There seems to be a shit ton of that happening. I am really curious the site metrics overall and for this thread in particular the last few days in comparison to say last week or so

Similar to USC vs the greatest armies in the world thread I bet. Global recognition.
  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:26 AM, Bodacious Bevo said:

rest easy brother 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Expand  

Meryl Streep Thank You GIF by The Academy Awards

  • Hook 'Em 3
  • Like 3
Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:26 AM, Bodacious Bevo said:

rest easy brother 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Expand  

So 5 for 12 was our opening bid. There was some sort of counter, and now we're pushing 7 for 14. Proud of our boosters and administration if true, no matter the outcome. Nuts. On. The. Table. 

Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:29 AM, TexasEx said:

So 5 for 12 was our opening bid. There was some sort of counter, and now we're pushing 7 for 14. Proud of our boosters and administration if true, no matter the outcome. Nuts. On. The. Table. 

Expand  

Ovaries*

Posted
  On 12/2/2020 at 5:27 AM, dcar00 said:

or he said no and it isnt about money and this is a way to get the "word" out that we did everything we could when we hire Brent Venables for 5M per.

or its just bullshit.  I find it hard to believe we will offer more than 10M a year. not saying he isn't worth it just cant see it.

Expand  

If we’re not offering at least 10 then there is no chance we’re pulling Urban out of retirement. It’s going to take more than just being the highest paid - we need to blow his fucking socks off. 

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...