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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s why you come here to surly and post anonymously what you know. Shit we are almost to 200 pages in this thread. Then you don’t get the warning from the higher ups on ur white courtesy phone or bat phone in Ketch’s case. Everyone just wants to out scoop the other. When in reality, if you don’t blow your source(s) you might get rewarded later. 

"It's the bat-phone!" lol #SameBatTimeSameBatChannel

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3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Dude, that tOSU plane has gotta be a troll. Holy Hell! Gunna need one of you asses out at Horseshoe Bay tomorrow. 

in all seriousness, why would a plane coming from tOSU have anything to do with the possible Urban hire, unless it's a tOSU coach or coaches going to be part of the new staff? is tOSU playing this weekend? if an tOSU coach is indeed coming here and missing the game, then it's a fucking done deal.

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18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Geoff Ketchum should be banned from our program like Hamm was at aggy. He is an insufferable douche who constantly elevates his own interests above the program's, and has no regard for the damage he may cause the program. And he makes his money off of supporters OF the program.

People should stop giving his site money. Cut his ass off.

Agree... BAN all 3

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41 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

We would be more productive if Sam could hit open receivers in stride. And if we didn't overthrow 30 yard bombs on 2nd and 6 when we need to sustain a drive.

Who says our receivers would catch it? 

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3 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Conclusions.
Burton has aline to eltife or someone close to him.
Money is not an issue i.e. a mutually agreed number has been arrived at.




 

Burton is connected with multiple BOR members. He's the only guy covering any of this with that kind of political juice.

3 hours ago, utexas8 said:

Nahlin has been saying recently (as of last Saturday) that if urban says no to Texas he isnt coaching again. Texas is offering everything so if he says no, he was never gonna coach.


Gerry Hamilton in an IT thread today says he thinks UM coaches again. He didn’t say Texas of course or if that means yes to Texas, no to Texas. So I think it’s misdirection. He’s coming but nobody’s saying anything until Herman is fired. Plus isn’t he on the fox pregame show on Saturday? I’m sure he doesn’t want all this leaked making it awkward AF, when the coach hasn’t been fired yet.


Pure speculation just my treefiddy though.

 

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Think we once and for all put to bed the question IF he wants to coach again. It's all come down to where does he coach again.
 
 
im not sure what Gerry was responding to here. 

Gerry's POV boils down to the premise that if the guy doesn't take the UT job, he's waiting on the USC job. It's theoretical and not based on anyone saying as much, but it's not without merit. If Meyer takes the UT job, we'll never know. If he doesn't and he takes the USC job down the line, well, fuck me, fuck you, fuck him, fuck UM and fuck it all.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Meyer hasn’t "needed the money" since he took Archie's milk money in the third grade.

Tell you the truth, he doesn't need pussy any more either ... but he likes it.

53 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Geoff Ketchum should be banned from our program like Hamm was at aggy. He is an insufferable douche who constantly elevates his own interests above the program's, and has no regard for the damage he may cause the program. And he makes his money off of supporters OF the program.

People should stop giving his site money. Cut his ass off.

If Ketchum fucks this thing up, which he's desperately trying to, I really do think it is time to create a cancel initiative against the guy with his subscriber base and with Rivals. I mean something planned out, with digital and social marketing efforts tied to it. He's fucking poison for our interests with UT sports and his base needs to be accountable for enabling that. 

Also, beyond Orangebloods not knowing shit, TFB doesn't know shit either. Burton, Hamilton, and Nahlin are the guys doing work on this, and they're all connected to various channels of relevant intel, and they're the only people in the media covering this that matter. The one caveat to that would be if someone(s) from FOX starts chirping specifically in any direction. Like, if Klatt or Reggie Bush started tweeting about Meyer being done with coaching or liking the weather during the winter in Texas or something, that would matter to our interests. 

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57 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Part of being bad at your job means not having everyone focused on the task at hand, which is my point.

Our team was like the little leaguers looking at squirrels while playing in the outfield. NIL, protests, etc. all before playing football. Meanwhile, other teams have been playing the game.

As has been pointed out before, if you want a platform to use, you have to be worth a shit as a player.

True enough.  However, even if you’re a GOAT, you’re gonna alienate half your fan base when you speak out.  Neither LeBron nor Brees were able to escape this fate.  Either way, Tommy ain’t big time.  I hope to hell we get Meyer and the fact that he hasn’t come out and said no yet is encouraging.

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To follow up

 

here is the flight link

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA599/history/20201203/1736Z/KOSU/KDZB

 

The plane is a c56x 

 

 

 

here is the next c56x flight out of horseshoe bay

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA589/history/20201202/1815Z/KDZB/KAUS

 

There is interesting activity log here on the second link

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, alphahorn said:

nor should he, don't recruit woke and you don't have to worry about it. saban doesn't do woke either

https://abc3340.com/news/local/nick-saban-leads-alabama-football-team-in-black-lives-matter-march

Saban literally "does woke" as proven this year. We can all wonder if it's only cynically because of talent acquisition concerns but your take is 100% wrong. 

The difference is it never becomes a distraction in his program because he's a strong leader.

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Just now, Huckleberry said:

https://abc3340.com/news/local/nick-saban-leads-alabama-football-team-in-black-lives-matter-march

Saban literally "does woke" as proven this year. We can all wonder if it's only cynically because of talent acquisition concerns but your take is 100% wrong. 

The difference is it never becomes a distraction in his program because he's a strong leader.

No shit. I could be wrong, but I don't think Saban skipped a day of vital practice to have all the players share their feelings with each other.

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I find it quite strange how two planes are going to be going to Dekalb Peachtree at the same time.

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA589/history/20201203/1330Z/KBTR/KPDK

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201203/1330Z/KLUK/KPDK

 

Am I fishing too much or is this just ironic?

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4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

104.9 talking about Urban Meyer right now with Inside Texas Justin Wells 

Anyone able to summarize this? I'm at work cant listen in.

Also, I said it before, but he could be trying to get his strength and conditioning coach or recruiting coordinator (Im calling them his mafia ties, fuck it), or even his son in law, as referenced by a few people.

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

https://abc3340.com/news/local/nick-saban-leads-alabama-football-team-in-black-lives-matter-march

Saban literally "does woke" as proven this year. We can all wonder if it's only cynically because of talent acquisition concerns but your take is 100% wrong. 

The difference is it never becomes a distraction in his program because he's a strong leader.

This.  saban knows where his bread is buttered but he knows how to get it just to the edges and not all over the fucking counter and his hands.

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8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

in all seriousness, why would a plane coming from tOSU have anything to do with the possible Urban hire, unless it's a tOSU coach or coaches going to be part of the new staff? is tOSU playing this weekend? if an tOSU coach is indeed coming here and missing the game, then it's a fucking done deal.

Maybe they're 'crootin'? Lord knows they clean up in Texas. 

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1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Anyone able to summarize this? I'm at work cant listen in.

Also, I said it before, but he could be trying to get his strength and conditioning coach or recruiting coordinator (Im calling them his mafia ties, fuck it), or even his son in law, as referenced by a few people.

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1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Anyone able to summarize this? I'm at work cant listen in.

Also, I said it before, but he could be trying to get his strength and conditioning coach or recruiting coordinator (Im calling them his mafia ties, fuck it), or even his son in law, as referenced by a few people.

Get some wireless headphones and go hide out in the toilet like an adult.

It’s not rocket surgery man.

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I find it quite strange how two planes are going to be going to Dekalb Peachtree at the same time.

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA589/history/20201203/1330Z/KBTR/KPDK

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201203/1330Z/KLUK/KPDK

 

Am I fishing too much or is this just ironic?

so what's the jawja connection?

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48 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Joel Klatt was on Cowherd just now and they talked about Texas and how they want to replace Tom. No mention or references to Urban. Whatever is happening, nobody is saying shit.

 

All the 9.95ers are throwing shit out there, everyone wants to be the first to say it either happened or didn't.

Klatt was on the ticket yesterday and said urban called him yesterday and he sent he call to voice-mail as soon as he saw the name because he doesn't want to know shit about shit. 

I dont believe for a second he didn't take the call,  but this shit is locked down from all sides. 

 

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I think OSU just owns the airport, but it is a regular general aviation airport that anyone can fly out of, right?
Just because a plane arrives/departs from that airport doesn't mean it is owned by or affiliated with the University.

It's also right next to Dublin, OH.
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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I find it quite strange how two planes are going to be going to Dekalb Peachtree at the same time.

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA589/history/20201203/1330Z/KBTR/KPDK

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201203/1330Z/KLUK/KPDK

 

Am I fishing too much or is this just ironic?

One of those is picking up Tosh Lupoi.

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6 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I think OSU just owns the airport, but it is a regular general aviation airport that anyone can fly out of, right?

Just because a plane arrives/departs from that airport doesn't mean it is owned by or affiliated with the University.

Correct.  Gets significant use by the companies in town with private aircraft and wealthy people from certain areas of Columbus, including Muirfield Village where Urban lives.

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1 minute ago, pops said:

Klatt was on the ticket yesterday and said urban called him yesterday and he sent he call to voice-mail as soon as he saw the name because he doesn't want to know shit about shit. 

I dont believe for a second he didn't take the call,  but this shit is locked down from all sides. 

 

It isn't locked down as much as you think. Think of it this way. The homecoming queen may have been locked down to you on prom night, but she was opening up to someone that night.

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I find it quite strange how two planes are going to be going to Dekalb Peachtree at the same time.

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA589/history/20201203/1330Z/KBTR/KPDK

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201203/1330Z/KLUK/KPDK

 

Am I fishing too much or is this just ironic?

Is UM represented by Element Sports Group out of Atlanta?

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9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

here is the next c56x flight out of horseshoe bay

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA589/history/20201202/1815Z/KDZB/KAUS

 

There is interesting activity log here on the second link


That has potential interest. Sneak in the day before, relax for the evening, short hop next day. 
 

This makes more sense than looking at AUS/CMH for the most part. If they want to sneak, this is one of many, many ways. 

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24 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Sam has regressed badly this year. Possibly worse than 2017. But I just want to put it out there that he was a really good passer last year. A lot of people are saying he only had one good year in 2018 but he was dropping dimes all over last year. 

Sam is gone regardless so the entire hypothetical is moot.

Agree with this, say what you want about Beck as an OC, but Beck as a QB coach was a witch. Sam's completion percentage was over 65% last year I believe. 

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people saying he doesn't need the money?  Anyone saying he doesn't need money doesn't understand money.

 

I bet he's worth $10M now and has a comfy gig making $300-500K at Fox, pure speculation.  Add $50M to that after tax and walking around money, he's adding at least $15M to his net worth after taxes and and everything.  There's a big difference between $10M and $25M when you're talking about easy street.  $10M yields $600,000 in passive income at a historical rate of 6% return in the market.  $25M returns $1.5M.  If they are living off $2M a year while at Texas they could retire with passive income close to that amount.  That's a huge step up.  $600K is nothing to sneeze at but you aren't even close to FUPM wealth status.  $25M gets you close, plus if he does well, he's wheels are greased for years to come making cash in deals.  The man actually needs a graceful exit from a program that has wheelers/dealers and this could be it. 

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