Urban Meyer or bust

[markstanco 12788]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Can everyone plz retweet this

 

retweet what?

[ztejas 44227]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

 

 

Some day there will be a 30 for 30 about this thread. 

[RGBIII 23016]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

 

Immediate retweet

[Viper 12220]

12 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

who the fuck is this, and why are people retweeting this info that was already being regurgitated by every pay site 2 days ago?

one of the guys from barking carnival and did their podcast with Jason Chilton back in the day (when it was still around)

[BurntOrange&White 41868]

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Think it goes tampa to Colombus

No one plane goes Tampa, the one that went LA > Austin > whatever. 
 

the other goes back to Columbus from GA 

[wood 11766]

1 hour ago, pops said:

 

If we're doing this ... here's my shot.

Urban crosses MLK at San Jac, heading into the burnt orange wasteland.

[UncleBuck 6455]

6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Urban Meyer is the new coach of the Longhorns. Done deal. Contract has been signed.
(See, I can do it too. Look at me, I’m important! Really important!!)

Edited December 2, 2020 by UncleBuck

[ztejas 44227]

8 minutes ago, ASDFASDF said:

Urban Meyer's nephew, maybe. 

May all of his disgraces be private.

[dec3169 556]

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

Maybe they're 'crootin'? Lord knows they clean up in Texas. 

This.  And - maybe they know something, and are trying to get the jump on UM recruiting before he is announced.

Pay me?

[Errestaurants 2570]

Hey Urban. If you accept I'll allow u to fuck my wife and cum in her. No charge!

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Please take me out of my misery (Texas football related and otherwise).

[Butch Had Not 3061]

2 minutes ago, Viper said:

one of the guys from barking carnival and did their podcast with Jason Chilton back in the day (when it was still around)

The guy has horrible joke after horrible joke. 

[Getafix 29459]

31 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

I could go hang out at the Horseshoe Bay Airport and photograph/annoy every crew that lands there. Would that be a good idea? Hell, I can hear the takeoffs/landings from my driveway.

Given your username, you better leave muy pronto!

[ASDFASDF 266]

1 minute ago, Errestaurants said:

Hey Urban. If you accept I'll allow u to fuck my wife and cum in her. No charge!

She never charges. 

[NoName 17148]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

The guy has horrible joke after horrible joke. 

eh I liked him and i liked the pod

[TejasPedro 1917]

Urban on the recruiting trail making his first offer to his nephew, perhaps?

[Rip76 5022]

Man I thought we almost had - Bad Gateway

[Tom Chairman 277]

Hey Urban. If you accept I'll allow u to fuck my wife and cum in her. No charge!

Need pic to evaluate this perk

[Foosters 18280]

12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Wouldn't it need to get to CA before Sat to get Urb there?  Unless he quits...

no because of the time zones 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

12 minutes ago, ASDFASDF said:

Urban Meyer's nephew, maybe. 

If there's always an uncle, there's always a nephew.

[Errestaurants 2570]

Just now, ASDFASDF said:

She never charges. 

Thats a true statement. She's been fuck by alot of guys

[Michael Knight 13224]

1 hour ago, troph said:

people saying he doesn't need the money?  Anyone saying he doesn't need money doesn't understand money.

 

I bet he's worth $10M now and has a comfy gig making $300-500K at Fox, pure speculation.  Add $50M to that after tax and walking around money, he's adding at least $15M to his net worth after taxes and and everything.  There's a big difference between $10M and $25M when you're talking about easy street.  $10M yields $600,000 in passive income at a historical rate of 6% return in the market.  $25M returns $1.5M.  If they are living off $2M a year while at Texas they could retire with passive income close to that amount.  That's a huge step up.  $600K is nothing to sneeze at but you aren't even close to FUPM wealth status.  $25M gets you close, plus if he does well, he's wheels are greased for years to come making cash in deals.  The man actually needs a graceful exit from a program that has wheelers/dealers and this could be it. 

He's worth 35 million, enough that his great great grandkids will never have to worry about money

[pops 7142]

Just now, Tom Chairman said:

Need pic to evaluate this perk

Keep up,  newb. There are plenty of them on here. And it should close the deal. 

[crash_davis 23470]

3 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Hey Urban. If you accept I'll allow u to fuck my wife and cum in her. No charge!

Does South Austin know that his dad posts on Surly?

[Errestaurants 2570]

1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:

Need pic to evaluate this perk

You can find her on here. Surly can back me up on that

[markstanco 12788]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Man I thought we almost had - Bad Gateway

That will happen when the ink is drying. 

[40acredropout 2911]

Hypothetically if we don't get UM (which we are)... Are we going to leave this thread up as a relic of our misery or delete it to never be seen again?

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Is Strong still living in Tampa?  This better not involve him. 🤣

[Guest Lobo]

5 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Hey Urban. If you accept I'll allow u to fuck my wife and cum in her. No charge!

Urban, he'd let you do it even if you were a coordinator, maybe even a position coach.  

[babysdaddy 2731]

42 minutes ago, troph said:

fuck you man.  I do just fine (haven't full time lawyered the last 5 years).

sorry, just a little punchy during coaching searches and lose my ability to be polite.  

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

no because of the time zones 

Meyer can’t fuck errestaurant’s wife because of time zones? The way everyone worships UM you would think his dick at least goes across 2, of not 3 time zones.

[Red Five 41739]

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

eh I liked him and i liked the pod

One of those guys had a laugh that by itself kept me from listening to that podcast. 

[crash_davis 23470]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Man I thought we almost had - Bad Gateway

in the last 30 mins, this site got internet aids. 

[Orange&White 5573]

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Is Strong still living in Tampa?  This better not involve him. 🤣

Why not? He'd be a great position coach or coordinator.

[wood 11766]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can everyone plz retweet this

 

RT'd to abt 2k followers. Now follow me back, ima...

Nice work on that meme, btw.

[Eggo 4026]

Meyer/Strong worked out once. 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

This thread is going to become self-aware at some point.

[Michael Knight 13224]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

How fun would it be if they were actually flying private jets around the states building an all star staff? I am picturing a movie montage of Urban jumping on a jet and flying around pickup up coaches until the plane is full and landing in Austin. Just need a song that brings the picture together. 

[TexasRenegade 2610]

thanks red.

[Butch Had Not 3061]

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

eh I liked him and i liked the pod

But the timing of the jokes could be better or not at all. Almost felt like he trying too hard with his friends.

But overall,  didn't hate the pod just the jokes stopped being funny.

[wood 11766]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Ehhh

 

2, 5, 1, 3, 4

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

This thread is going to become self-aware at some point.

We will deal with that then. Right now Skynet is working for us. 

[dcar00 14973]

13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - I think multiple sites have reported that CDC was a huge James Franklin fan and that he has been on CDC's 'contingency' list for several years (saw one site that said Franklin would have been CDC's choice had he been AD during the Strong years).  Given Penn St's piss-poor start this season I can't really see him as a possibility anymore.  But given Kurt Bohl's piss-poor reputation and performance I'm not surprised that he named him.

if CDC's quote about a guy doing it twice at 2 different places(P5) is correct then Franklin is about the only one that fits the list besides Urban that would seem available.  I am sure he along with Patterson, Mullen, would be in the top 5 for CDC.

but no matter...Xian called his shot.

[Michael Knight 13224]

47 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

sometimes you have to take a risk to move forward. we know what sam gives us, which does not amount to any hardware.

Same was said about Mack Brown and Colt McCoy at different points

[Red Five 41739]

'splain yoself @Xian.

Edited December 2, 2020 by Red Five

[CHIEF 5228]

14 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Sarasota is a whole lot closer than Tampa unless Shelly likes driving over the Sunshine Skyway bridge. 

But Tampa has McDill Air Force Base, if we need him back in Austin, he can be here in an hour in an F-22 in supersonic super cruise without having to even use the afterburners. Long game.

CHIEF

[Dbeasy 15596]

Who is Xian and why would he know?

[Caddox 952]

18 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Where does all of this "Urban won't do anything until the job is open" bullshit coming from?

Herman getting fired appears to be based on Urban's answer to the question "Do you like us? Check yes or no"

When Urban says, "I'm in, I'll take it" Herman will be fired in short order. I don't think the UT brass is keeping Herman around for anything other than waiting for a new coach to say yes.

But if you read the board, and the 9.95ers and twitter, everyone is reporting it as Urban is not reacting because the job isn't open.

This is correct. Herman wont get canned until Meyer makes a decision. If Meyer says yes before our game, Herman will get canned either Saturday afternoon or Sunday evening. If Meyer says yes after our game, Herman will get canned immediately. All of this was communicated to Meyer a while ago, it plays absolutely zero factor in Meyer's decision. 

[ztejas 44227]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

and Colt McCoy at different points

Uh. Not after his senior year. 

[UDontKnow 10572]

6 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Meyer/Strong worked out once. 

So did Meyer/Herman, but fuck all that.