Urban Meyer or bust

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Who is Xian and why would he know?

Half Chinese half Jewish whore.

[FloridaHorn 4,887]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Who is Xian and why would he know?

ancient Chinese Secret!

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

Comments are gold. They nervous.

[dec3169 556]

1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Some of us are old fucks and member when alcohol was free for a time (power hour or some such), thanks MADD...

 

[D_Goose 498]

7 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

This thread is going to become self-aware at some point.

[dcar00 14,973]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Who is Xian and why would he know?

have no idea. but he's the first one on the thread to say "its done we got him".  If it doesn't happen we put him in the round room with fisterman and neg bomb him to orangebloods.  if it happens he can go down in lore with I'm pissed I'm stunned, its Mack Brown

[atomheartbevo 90,650]

10 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Hypothetically if we don't get UM (which we are)... Are we going to leave this thread up as a relic of our misery or delete it to never be seen again?

If Fitlump is elected to the Austin City Council, I have no problem leaving that thread in public view.   Because 2020.

[BabaYaga 15,625]

13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Man I thought we almost had - Bad Gateway

Your moms gateway is far from bad...

[Hagbard Celine 11,255]

5 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

We will deal with that then. Right now Skynet is working for us. 

you are a sock or a bot

[KYHorn 17,615]

In case this means something other than what we've already established.

[crash_davis 23,470]

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Half Chinese half Jewish whore.

so he's extra smart and extra tight with his money...

[Hagbard Celine 11,255]

[closetohumping 17,818]

So, flying to Tampa on a BMDs plane?  I'm not Alfred Einstein but that is a very good sign for us.

[BachelorTrek 3,321]

4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

ancient Chinese Secret!

 

[FunkSoulBrother 977]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

have no idea. but he's the first one on the thread to say "its done we got him".  If it doesn't happen we put him in the round room with fisterman and neg bomb him to orangebloods.  if it happens he can go down in lore with I'm pissed I'm stunned, its Mack Brown

Hope he was referring to CUM

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

so he's extra smart and extra tight with his money...

Yes. He made millions in the kosher covid mask market.

[SydneyCarton 49,505]

I dig into some work for an hour, and this thread blows up 8 more pages. You're all animals. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you are a sock or a bot

It's already been discovered I am Zach Smith's sock. 

[BabaYaga 15,625]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

So, flying to Tampa on a BMDs plane?  I'm not Alfred Einstein but that is a very good sign for us.

[BurntOrange&White 41,868]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

So, flying to Tampa on a BMDs plane?  I'm not Alfred Einstein but that is a very good sign for us.

Kendra Scotts ex husbands plane* Possibly still Kendras. Would be a good angle to intertwine Shelly and Kendra 

[Sir Ulrich 5,337]

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

In case this means something other than what we've already established.

Anybody want to DM the squid and see what is up? 

[Eggo 4,026]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Does your #1 have a black eye and is that a coincidence?

[Tex Pete 21,488]

1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

What team is it that bails on senior quarterbacks to usher in the newest shiny thing who will turn things around?  Is that aggy?  Pretty sure it's aggy.

No one has bailed on our senior QB. Well, except some of his teammates. 

[BrazilHorn 6,846]

6 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Comments are gold. They nervous.

Alright CDC

[Viper 12,220]

21 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

The guy has horrible joke after horrible joke. 

eh, he's an old head, comes with the territory 

[babysdaddy 2,731]

3 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Comments are gold. They nervous.

said another way according to Matt Craven playing the role of Zimmer in the 1995 hit Crimson Tide "You don't put on a condom unless you're gonna fuck!"

[Happy Gilmore 1,004]

6 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

In case this means something other than what we've already established.

Welp if you needed any more evidence that it's happening there it is. 

[Butch Had Not 3,061]

1 minute ago, Viper said:

eh, he's an old head, comes with the territory 

I miss the old viper av. Bring it back when we fire this idiot.

[phdhorn 6,225]

This guy is apparently in more places at almost one time than Carmen Sandiego.

 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1,520]

what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?

[Viper 12,220]

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I miss the old viper av. Bring it back when we fire this idiot.

That's the plan

[RollLeft 5,090]

32 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can everyone plz retweet this

 

Burt not appearing for me!?

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?

You idiot, no one knows how magnets work.

[pearlandhorn 3,343]

Just now, Viper said:

That's the plan

Hopefully you won't have to wait much longer.

[Orange&White 5,573]

1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?

Are they supposed to represent Horseshoes? As in Horseshoe Bay?

Or "U"s as in Urban?

He flew in, talked to Texas, agreed to come, is now going to the beach to play golf and then back here to coach? Maybe?

Edited December 2, 2020 by Orange&White

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

1 hour ago, troph said:

yeah, it's just math.  but the appeal of next level wealth whatever it is drives most of us to want it.  we 37 steps below his wealth can't understand why he'd want the next level, but it's the same calculus we have for wanting our next level.  He's not at FUPM wealth at $35M, he's close.  If I was close to FUPM wealth at 56 and I loved doing my craft, I would absolutely want to trade in a booster cessna for my own.

I'll add on that Nick Saban and Bob Stoops are both considerably richer than Meyer.  Your points about different tiers of wealth and what they mean are spot on but don't discount the ego involved.  Stoops and Saban (shitty real estate deals nothwithstanding) are easily worth five times what Meyer is.   

[South Austin 53,227]

2 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

This guy is apparently in more places at almost one time than Carmen Sandiego.

He's got a two day head-start on you, which is more than he needs. Meyer's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the Texas job already.

[40acredropout 2,911]

@Deej Are you about done with the summary for me yet?

[Caddox 952]

I have no new info and likely wont until everything breaks, but I feel very good about the way things are trending. Our BMDs got together in Dallas to pass around the hat, and then members of our board met with Meyer in person? Thats straight up foreplay after the girl has been telling you she's horny and wants to fuck you. 

[BabaYaga 15,625]

504 Gateway Time-out

The server didn't respond in time

 

Teasing fuckers......

[closetohumping 17,818]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I'll add on that Nick Saban and Bob Stoops are both considerably richer than Meyer.  Your points about different tiers of wealth and what they mean are spot on but don't discount the ego involved.  Stoops and Saban (shitty real estate deals nothwithstanding) are easily worth five times what Meyer is.   

Why is that, with stoops at least?  I think I read Stoops was a pretty shrewd businessman.

[wood 11,766]

38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

"How to ruin your career in one day"

Did you miss the past 35+ years?

[maninblack 7,975]

48 minutes ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

Saving my rep after I hear something similar 

[Texasrocks 2,253]

7 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?

I think those are horseshoes.

[conVINCEd 21,477]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Why is that, with stoops at least?  I think I read Stoops was a pretty shrewd businessman.

His wife is the top Mary Kay rep in the country, or some shit like that.

[Born Burnt 6,274]

7 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?

Those are C-clamps that will be used to hold futureman's ass open.

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Just now, conVINCEd said:

His wife is the top Mary Kay rep in the country, or some shit like that.

That's so Oklahoma. 

[ztejas 44,227]

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He's got a two day head-start on you, which is more than he needs. Meyer's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the Texas job already.

Does anyone here speak ancient Greek?

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

Just now, conVINCEd said:

His wife is the top Mary Kay rep in the country, or some shit like that.

Is that like car wash wealth?

[BachelorTrek 3,321]

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He's got a two day head-start on you, which is more than he needs. Meyer's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the Texas job already.