Urban Meyer or bust

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

It’s a sad, sad day when Texas fans go full aggy. Jesus fuckin Christ.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Just now, Tom Chairman said:

The BMD would blow their load to get Urbs.

No way, bro. They would NEVER throw money to a guy that could bring sanctions to our school. 

[Underdog 29222]

I vote bust...

[futureman 22720]

41 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Tom Herman will be coaching Texas next year.

Get used to it.

 

39 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Herman’s not going anywhere. Coordinators will go first 

 

5-7 doesn’t get herman fired?  if we give up 40+ and 500 yards each of the next four games, rash of decommits, rash of portal entries, BMDs demanding change, he’s still here in 2020?  

what’s his buyout?

[slim9797 49]

I vote bust...

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[Thetexashammer 1062]

Just now, slim9797 said:

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I don't know about carried i'd just like to see them bounce around a little.

[tx 3 putt 78763]

50 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Tom Herman will be coaching Texas next year.

Get used to it.

 

so will todd orlando 

[tx 3 putt 78763]

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I vote bust...

 

in !!!!!

[Rabidhorn 121]

if Urban wont coach here offer Saban 25 million a season, I am sick of this shit.

[Landomatic 3813]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 

5-7 doesn’t get herman fired?  if we give up 40+ and 500 yards each of the next four games, rash of decommits, rash of portal entries, BMDs demanding change, he’s still here in 2020?  

what’s his buyout?

Neah they’re right.  He’ll get a year to rebuild his staff, regardless of what his record is this year.

[tx 3 putt 78763]

Just now, Rabidhorn said:

if Urban wont coach here offer Saban 25 million a season, I am sick of this shit.

if only the sabans had found a house the first time around !

[Blotto 24044]

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I vote bust...

If she promises to wear that outfit every game, she can coach the fucking team. If our coach is gonna routinely get bent over and fucked in the ass, at least I can catch a nut.

Edited October 27, 2019 by Blotto

[Deej 77883]

We're hiring Jason Garrett. Deal with it.

[futureman 22720]

5 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Neah they’re right.  He’ll get a year to rebuild his staff, regardless of what his record is this year.

yeaaaah... I know.  😒  I’m just riled up. 

[Underdog 29222]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

We're hiring Jason Garrett. Deal with it.

[6th Street 6702]

Urban would have us in the playoff by year 2

[Elmer_Fudd 23034]

Hire him.  A decade long shit show is long enough.

[General Specific 3508]

I like busts, who doesn’t like busts, preferably two at a time!

 

 

Edit, Underdog beat me to it.

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

I want Dabo Saban 

[TreatyOak 17414]

[Cajun 11780]

Obligatory...

Edited October 29, 2019 by Cajun

[markstanco 12809]

15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I want Dabo Saban 

[alincoln 2391]

On 10/26/2019 at 7:15 PM, Bevo VIII said:

No ducking reason not to at this point.

What if Urban doesn't work out for some reason?  There goes our precious sanctimony and all we have left is our revenue ranking.  

On 10/26/2019 at 7:55 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

He couldn't handle the BMD's, anyway. Even if he weren't a shit eating dildo bag, he couldn't do it. 

Wouldn't not couldn't.  

[freyguy 4368]

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

[Surlybastard 65]

On 10/26/2019 at 5:59 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

No way, bro. They would NEVER throw money to a guy that could bring sanctions to our school. 

Did any sanctions even happen at UF or tosu? I mean I'm not saying to hire the guy but I just honestly don't remember if any sanctions ever came from all the bs he pulled over the years. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

8 minutes ago, Surlybastard said:

Did any sanctions even happen at UF or tosu? I mean I'm not saying to hire the guy but I just honestly don't remember if any sanctions ever came from all the bs he pulled over the years. 

Not to my recollection, but I don't know how their administration works, either. I'm all for hiring Urban and selling my soul. I'm tired of this shit we've been wandering through for a decade. If we wanna win, we gotta pay and play a little dirty like the winners. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

2 hours ago, alincoln said:

What if Urban doesn't work out for some reason?  There goes our precious sanctimony and all we have left is our revenue ranking.  

Wouldn't not couldn't.  

A little of both, probably. Ours won't let him do it his way. They'll get in the way. They're not the brightest bunch, as we've seen from the Charlie Strong and Herman hires, and at one time we wanted Gary fucking Barnett. 

[SquishMitten 10497]

Don’t care he wins.

Until he doesn’t. Then he bails

[SquishMitten 10497]

Don’t care he wins.

 

He’s scum. Fuck everything about this idea

[Beau Vine 55893]

On 10/26/2019 at 6:22 PM, Chad said:

3 National Championships.

12-3 in Bowl games

2-1 in the playoffs

7 conference championships.

Ten top 10 finishes.

Texas will hire some bum out of a g5 conference because clearly that's worked so well with these last two home run hires. Urban isn't a man of morals, but he wins. Would you rather win or continue to be the laughing stock of college football?

Seriously?  I'd rather my alma mater go 0-12 every season than win while employing Urban Meyer or Art Briles.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

I'm all in for hiring Urban. Fuck it. I want to win. Academic will be fine (see Ohio State). Zach Smith won't be with him. Give this dude Texas talent and talent around the country and there's no reason we won't be in the playoffs regularly. Also, fuck ou. 

[ClubWhatever 12324]

This is a good thread to identify terrible people.  It’s not so good at identifying boob models. 

[freyguy 4368]

On 10/26/2019 at 7:00 PM, Underdog said:

I vote bust...

Yes, let's get back to figuring this one out.  Go get it Surly sleuths!

[El Squared 1856]

On 10/26/2019 at 7:00 PM, Underdog said:

I vote bust...

I am having unclean thoughts....

[Landomatic 3813]

On 10/26/2019 at 7:00 PM, Underdog said:

I vote bust...

I think I still vote bust, but I’m weakening on my position.

[maninblack 7975]

In34

[Rudiger 1181]

I’d take Stephenie Meyer at this point. 

[victory88 5782]

I fucking hate Urban Meyer but I’d sacrifice all your first borns if we could get him.  Fucking pay him whatever he wants.  I’m sick of Texas being a damn laughing stock.  We’ve been absolutely pathetic this last decade.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

22 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

I think I still vote bust, but I’m weakening on my position.

That's funny, my positioning is getting harder.

[Landomatic 3813]

I can’t stand the mother fucker but fuck it I’m drunk.  In

[maninblack 7975]

Make the call Chris

[alphahorn 1637]

he's the only proven commodity out there. we've gone 0-2 going after promise that has never proven itself on the big stage. we need to win again.

[alphahorn 1637]

and i bet sweeping up herman's mess would be the cherry on the sundae for urban

[Landomatic 3813]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

he's the only proven commodity out there. we've gone 0-2 going after promise that has never proven itself on the big stage. we need to win again.

Well...he and Stoops.

ducks

I’m not that fuckin drunk.

[Vic Mackey 48029]

On 11/9/2019 at 4:15 PM, victory88 said:

I fucking hate Urban Meyer but I’d sacrifice all your first borns if we could get him.  Fucking pay him whatever he wants.  I’m sick of Texas being a damn laughing stock.  We’ve been absolutely pathetic this last decade.

OMG but he is such a bad bad man!! No way we could have a guy like that.....

[nineliveslost 3012]

fuck it, im in

[Dropout 355]

I don’t know where I stand just yet but I’m tempted. Can’t even watch. 

[victory88 5782]

Fucking do it CDC... it's right there in front of you.  Don't over think this....  I can't take this losing shit anymore.  It's been a fucking decade...

[Chad 1728]

A decade worth of shit, this is becoming unbearable we've been "rebuilding" every year FOREVER. Mack not giving a fuck, 3 years of shit sandwiches under Charlie and now Herman with his staff of shitty assistants that belong at the FCS level are continuing to tank  the program. Urban would have Texas in the mix for the Big 12 championship every year. Herman has Texas on track to be a perennial 7-5 team.

 

Edited November 16, 2019 by Chad

[Elmer_Fudd 23034]

2 minutes ago, Chad said:

Urban would have Texas in the mix for the Big 12 championship every year. 

We'd be in the CFP discussion this time next year with Meyer.

If he could bring in someone like Larry Johnson for a DL Coach, even better.