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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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yes players are recruited into schemes and gameplans but everyone seems to think if we get urban theyll just want to stay. Some are bound to jump just wondering if anyone knew anything specific

It will be far and away a net positive much like mack’s first year here, he raked in a top class with ease. Will he lose some? I’m sure, but the class will finish a helluva lot stronger than it is now or would be with Herman.
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9 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

How will the Transition (whoever it is) effect our recruits? as good as urban (or whoever) a coach change is always bound to lose some... Just hope we keep Sanders

I had my doubts when I saw that God awful avatar. And then you go and make an effect/affect faux pas.

Thin ice, buddy.

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1 minute ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

I know we are fast approaching the masturbatory phase of the corch search, but I still hesitate about the reported negotiation of total control.  Frankly I think it’s just made up talking points for $9.95 sustainability but if true I wonder if it’s Urban putting his foot down on any university oversight of his program.  I’d rather not have a roster littered with rapists and criminals and being one step away from Briles.

I'd rather win. There's no way any kind of coverup will be allowed at UT. If players seriously fuck up, they will get the boot. 

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1 hour ago, troph said:


True but a lot of older monied folks do spend time there, small airport there, and there is plenty of room to hide. I bet this week the place was fairly empty. But I agree it’s not that impressive but it would and does work for the situation - needing some discretion, meeting places, etc. wouldn’t be the first time big time deals were done there.

This. You gather the clan somewhat out of the public eye and then put them on a puddle jumper to Austin.

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It will be far and away a net positive much like mack’s first year here, he raked in a top class with ease. Will he lose some? I’m sure, but the class will finish a helluva lot stronger than it is now or would be with Herman.

and say we dont get urban? what if we end up with someone like freeze or cristobal? still apply? 

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So we’ve legit figured out what hotel he’s staying at.  Anyway we can figure out the room number? Maybe we can DoorDash or favor a McRib burger with Mayo and bourbon to him just to bring this full circle.

If someone figures out the room #, somebody will just manage to fuck the deal up for us.

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20 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I’ve been doing shit since 3pm. Is there a way to get a separate thread of only substantive updates or a synopsis of why people are so confident? I appreciate the nature of this thread, but the site is running a little slow and I can’t wade through 1500 posts to try to catch up. I’ll preemptively go fuck myself for not keeping up. Thanks!

We're on step 7 (Coach accepted) and waiting on step 8 (Herman fired)

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1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

HSB is probably nicer than 90% of what is in Ohio, and probably better than 75% of what the teams he coached, stayed in for away games. It ain't the W, but at least he can walk around the resort without getting mobbed.

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It's top 2% in Ohio. The amount of Barons and Jets I see fly in and out while surfing on that lake is bonkers. Plus some folks just love joy ride their helicopters at low altitude over the water.  Idk where these people are coming from but they love that place.

Usually no more than 2 or 3 boats surfing in the bay at a time. 10x better than than clusterfuck lake austin on the weekends. Nicer than LT because of the constant level. Cops? Never.

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So we’ve legit figured out what hotel he’s staying at.  Anyway we can figure out the room number? Maybe we can DoorDash or favor a McRib burger with Mayo and bourbon to him just to bring this full circle.
Careful, one of these jackasses will actually do it and screw everything up.
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4 minutes ago, victory88 said:
So we’ve legit figured out what hotel he’s staying at.  Anyway we can figure out the room number? Maybe we can DoorDash or favor a McRib burger with Mayo and bourbon to him just to bring this full circle.

Careful, one of these jackasses will actually do it and screw everything up.

Let’s not do that! There are better ways to get rep and live in infamy. Lulz. 

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5 minutes ago, victory88 said:
So we’ve legit figured out what hotel he’s staying at.  Anyway we can figure out the room number? Maybe we can DoorDash or favor a McRib burger with Mayo and bourbon to him just to bring this full circle.

Careful, one of these jackasses will actually do it and screw everything up.

Totally what I’m afraid of.

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It's top 2% in Ohio. The amount of Barons and Jets I see fly in and out while surfing on that lake is bonkers. Plus some folks just love joy ride their helicopters at low altitude over the water.  Idk where these people are coming from but they love that place.
Usually no more than 2 or 3 boats surfing in the bay at a time. 10x better than than clusterfuck lake austin on the weekends. Nicer than LT because of the constant level. Cops? Never.

I ain’t trading LT for Lake LBJ but yeah stupid money flying in and out kinda like Fredericksburg and I kinda don’t get either of them honestly.
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Well I think the concern expressed is that that’s the issue with Meyer.

You don't win meaningful football games with choirboys. Meyer may recruit more players with questionable character. When/if they do bad stuff, my point was the admin wouldn't allow a coverup like gaylor. 

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1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

In the midst of all of this excitement, I'd be curious to hear whether @futureman is standing strong with his long-held position.

In before lubing up jokes. 

not even a little bit worried. what a fucking ridiculous dumpster fire of shame and embarrassment this thread is.  urban isn’t going to be the coach, you sad morons. 

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9 minutes ago, victory88 said:

So we’ve legit figured out what hotel he’s staying at.  Anyway we can figure out the room number? Maybe we can DoorDash or favor a McRib burger with Mayo and bourbon to him just to bring this full circle.

Someone should send him the escort from Lost in Translation 

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9 minutes ago, victory88 said:

So we’ve legit figured out what hotel he’s staying at.  Anyway we can figure out the room number? Maybe we can DoorDash or favor a McRib burger with Mayo and bourbon to him just to bring this full circle.

Don't forget the glock and futureman's asshole.

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