Urban Meyer or bust

[TrashMaster G 17385]

12 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Who is gonna take one for the team and verify futureman’s anal sacrifice?

Not it!

[RGBIII 22798]

All the “insiders” coming out now. zmoney from IT

Heard tonight that “it’s coming.”

[NTVTXN 1432]

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

what am i not seeing?

[theaveragejon 974]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. Dude, I am from the north side of Pasadena. That means I grew up on the ship channel, in the chemical smoke, and everyone was poor as fuck and everything stank and was more or less miserable. There might be worse places in Texas, maybe, but Bastrop ain’t one of them. Sorry for your losses with the wood though. 

I spent most of March-June, then August, in Galveston. If you’re not there for the beach because you’re not a poor from greater Houston or Oklahoma down visiting, the rest of what Galveston offers for folks who live there is terrific. I haven’t been down in a few weeks and miss it immediately. 

Never fuck a chick from Stinkadena.

Galveston is legit minus the gravy beach. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

The only story Ketch could ever truly break would be a menu change at Wendy’s. 

[immamac 42513]

I'm going to bed. Tomorrow is going to be fun.

[hookem48 4631]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. Dude, I am from the north side of Pasadena. That means I grew up on the ship channel, in the chemical smoke, and everyone was poor as fuck and everything stank and was more or less miserable. There might be worse places in Texas, maybe, but Bastrop ain’t one of them. Sorry for your losses with the wood though. 

I spent most of March-June, then August, in Galveston. If you’re not there for the beach because you’re not a poor from greater Houston or Oklahoma down visiting, the rest of what Galveston offers for folks who live there is terrific. I haven’t been down in a few weeks and miss it immediately. 

Lived there in the '80s, there was more cocaine than sand.

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 minute ago, USMCHorn said:

He’d likely be fired on a Sunday. If Urban is in the bag, I imagine this coming Sunday is the day. 

So Urbs is gonna sit in HSB and twiddle his thumbs the next 4 days?

[Ravishing Rick 1128]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Alumnihorn (247 and IT) supposedly in the know

I heard tonight that we reached a verbal. I am trying to confirm. Still have calls out. The poster on 247 has had a decent pulse on this. I need more confirmation. Trying to get it. Probably in the morning. There are 3 guys I want to speak with. Tomorrow will be a loud day. One way or another

First we had Bijanukkah.

Now we have Urbanukkah.

Shalom.

[Bevo14 8272]

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

The only story Ketch could ever truly break would be a menu change at Wendy’s. 

You trying to get me to join OB?

[cabowabo 4452]

11 minutes ago, Urb Meyers said:

Long, long time follower of Texas message board and first time poster.

You guys rock on coaching searches. Absolutely amazing

To the people questioning HSB, well, you don't really know Horseshoe Bay. I grew up in the area and once worked there when I was young. There are areas of HSB that none of the middle class get to see. Stuff that is every bit as expensive, and nicer, than Lake Austin. You just can't get on it.

UT-Austin has a long standing relationship at HSB for decades and decades. They host golfing events for the athletics dept., etc out there every year, many of the top execs have homes out there, etc.

HSB is used quite frequently in coaching searches, as well. Much easier to hide someone in HSB than downtown Austin. Much easier to fly in the HSB airport than ABIA.

With that said, it is usually used when a deal is done or almost done. In other words, they wouldn't be trying to wine and dine Urban Meyer at HSB. At this point, they would just finishing up some paperwork and preparing for his introductory speech as the Texas football coach.

If Urban is in HSB, and it seems he may be, then Urban Meyer is the 31st head football coach in the history of Texas. I would expect Herman to fired very soon

May I have your wiring instructions sir?  I would like to wire you the sum of $9.95. 

[Rip76 4912]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. Dude, I am from the north side of Pasadena. That means I grew up on the ship channel, in the chemical smoke, and everyone was poor as fuck and everything stank and was more or less miserable. There might be worse places in Texas, maybe, but Bastrop ain’t one of them. Sorry for your losses with the wood though. 

I spent most of March-June, then August, in Galveston. If you’re not there for the beach because you’re not a poor from greater Houston or Oklahoma down visiting, the rest of what Galveston offers for folks who live there is terrific. I haven’t been down in a few weeks and miss it immediately. 

Hell man, I’m from Texas City.

[Butch Had Not 2940]

*Odessa has entered the chat*

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 minute ago, Ravishing Rick said:

First we had Bijanukkah.

Now we have Urbanukkah.

Shalom.

Hate to break it to you but Malikmas came long before either of those.

[NoRagrets 1125]

I just want my kid to experience a magical season like I did in 2005, 2008, and 2009. Poor guy has only experienced the lost decade with the lone sugar bowl win as our crowning achievement. He thought Sam would be in the Heisman race this year. He thought we would easily win a down big12. Despite the 2020 Herman Shit Show, he still believes. He believes in UT more than he believes in Santa Claus at this point.

Urban, you’re my only hope to save this boy’s love for UT before it finely fades away in the stench of Longhorn mediocrity. Take the pen, sign the papers, go smoke a cigar on a BMD’s 30ft Cobalt on Lake LBJ, drive down 71 to Austin, walk into your new office, piss thick dehydrated yellow pee all over Herman’s binder, and tell him to get the F out.

[Octavian 1025]

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

Hate to break it to you but Malikmas came long before either of those.

Hopefully Ewermas is around the corner

[Rimbo 25766]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

All the “insiders” coming out now. zmoney from IT

Heard tonight that “it’s coming.”

I'M coming.

[NoRagrets 1125]

2 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

So Urbs is gonna sit in HSB and twiddle his thumbs the next 4 days?

Why wouldn’t he just fly back on a PJ on Sunday?

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

So Urbs is gonna sit in HSB and twiddle his thumbs the next 4 days?

Urban is headed to LA to do his Fox show where they won’t mention Texas or Tom Herman. He was only here to iron out the details and arrange the transfer of power of Texas Football. 

[Mez2 4020]

Blue horseshoe bay loves anacott steel

[theaveragejon 974]

So, Thursday is the new Tuesday?

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Hell man, I’m from Texas City.

better than La Marque

[closetohumping 17386]

Just now, theaveragejon said:

So, Thursday is the new Tuesday?

i suspect a PC on Monday?

[Mdhorn 5910]

Dammit--it's Brownsville.  Brownsville is the asshole of Texas.  The toxicity is so high it's known as the toxic border for its birth defects. But the answer to the riddle has been solved.  It's not just poor, it's contaminated and poor.   Now let's back away from the Texas sphincter riddle and ride the UM train to Austin.  

https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2001-11-09/83589/

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1993-08-31-wr-29875-story.html

https://www.nytimes.com/1992/09/23/news/birth-defects-in-south-texas-prompt-call-for-us-registry.html

[dec3169 501]

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

From The Football Brainiacs; 

Latest update has Urban Meyer making one demand – COMPLETE CONTROL of football operations.

This includes the hiring/firing of the following positions:

• His entire coaching staff (with 3-year guaranteed contracts)
• All individuals that work in football support
• Assistant AD that overlooks football
• Academic support staff
• Physicians, trainers, and physical therapy team

Obviously, we are making some real progress here. One of my friends has told me the deal is done, but I'm hesitant to bite into that yet. But we are certainly much further into this than we were this time yesterday.

I'd be ok with them fast-tracking the med center, or at least putting an MRI in the athletic facilities to go along with the Physicians.  Good for the players and the coach in this instance.

[ballrific 215]

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[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

Would Herman be fired on a Thursday before KSU ?  Or is this still a Sunday announcement 

It would be Friday so it dominates Saturday college football.

Plus, the flight aware info indicates the Meyer clan will be gathered by then. Not too mention the questions Urban would be asked on air Saturday.

Additionally, it has to be quick to sway recruits before the new December early signing period.

[RollLeft 5039]

14 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Dumas and a whole host of panhandle cities suck far worse than anything mentioned thus far

I agree with you.  That said Dumas, Amarillo, Canyon and every other city mentioned are all an oasis compared to Nazareth, TX.  The average person who has not traveled the region might think they are one and the same place but they are not.   In all my road trips of this great state i would put that stretch of  27 north of Plainview and surrounding area as my vote for the armpit of Texas.  It truly fits the saying, "Can anything good come from Nazareth?"  You have no idea how good Bastrop, by comparison, has it my friend. 

Edited December 3, 2020 by RollLeft

[pops 6972]

12 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Dumas and a whole host of panhandle cities suck far worse than anything mentioned thus far

I think dumas and Dalhart are cool little spots in their own way. 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Urban is headed to LA to do his Fox show where they won’t mention Texas or Tom Herman. He was only here to iron out the details and arrange the transfer of power of Texas Football. 

I'm not sure why he had to fly into HSB to do that, but maybe so.

[Burt Macklin 18989]

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

That cosmic brownie cock sucker Ketch confirming he has also read the reports that UM has reached out to coaches gauging interest in joining his staff

FIFY

[UncleBuck 6444]

YES THERE IS A BUSH WE SEE THE BUSH, BUT WHY IS IT IMPORTANT!?

[40acredropout 2901]

Just now, RollLeft said:

I agree with you.  That said Dumas, Amarillo and Canyon are all an oasis compared to Nazareth, TX.  The average person who has not traveled the region might think they are one and the same place but they are not.   In all my road trips of this great state i would put that stretch of  27 north of Plainview and surrounding area as my vote for the armpit of Texas.  It truly fits the saying, "Can anything good come from Nazareth?"  You have no idea how good Bastrop, by comparison, has it my friend. 

They know how to drink beer in Nazareth.  

Dumas and Borger probably up there for me.  

[reneg_2 74]

This was going to happen all along. Boom. It’s done. 
 

 

 

Edited December 3, 2020 by reneg_2

[slim9797 49]

14 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

You went to school in Schulenburg?

You are good. 

[TotallyLegit 3050]

4 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Hopefully Ewermas is around the corner

I think it's Quinnzaa

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

It's amazing how fast you can get through 15 pages when you skip all the flight bullshit

[RGBIII 22798]

Anything else here @Bodacious Bevo

[Sejjr 3246]

Don't we have to post a coaching vacancy publicly for a few days before the position can be officially announced? 

[Mez2 4020]

Anyone saying Victoria is the asshole of Texas obviously hasn't been tejano dancing at club westerner 

[wood 11121]

25 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Miss.

Got dangit. Where the hell did you hide that damn PT Boat?

[Bevo14 8272]

4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Dammit--it's Brownsville.  Brownsville is the asshole of Texas.  The toxicity is so high it's known as the toxic border for its birth defects. But the answer to the riddle has been solved.  It's not just poor, it's contaminated and poor.   Now let's back away from the Texas sphincter riddle and ride the UM train to Austin.  

https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2001-11-09/83589/

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1993-08-31-wr-29875-story.html

https://www.nytimes.com/1992/09/23/news/birth-defects-in-south-texas-prompt-call-for-us-registry.html

Yeah no. CS and I are winning this bitch until Brownsville gets contaminated with aggy

Edited December 3, 2020 by Bevo14

[Queen Bitch 1692]

7 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

So Urbs is gonna sit in HSB and twiddle his thumbs the next 4 days?

Agree — he flies into Austin tomorrow (on the private flight from KOSU) and we announce him Friday.

[Mikey4 2476]

Apparently tonight's off-topic subtopic is bad cities. I was hoping for more burger talk. Oh well.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

Sounds like we need to have a Galveston happy hour to celebrate once we get our utmb covid shots. 

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. Dude, I am from the north side of Pasadena. That means I grew up on the ship channel, in the chemical smoke, and everyone was poor as fuck and everything stank and was more or less miserable. There might be worse places in Texas, maybe, but Bastrop ain’t one of them. Sorry for your losses with the wood though. 

I spent most of March-June, then August, in Galveston. If you’re not there for the beach because you’re not a poor from greater Houston or Oklahoma down visiting, the rest of what Galveston offers for folks who live there is terrific. I haven’t been down in a few weeks and miss it immediately. 

You Bud and Sissy’s kid?

[Etexhorn13 3034]

Someone needs to start a $9.95 site using exclusively Surly as their “source”. This board has had this thing pegged... or shall I say “fisted”, for a while. 

[crash_davis 23081]

1 minute ago, reneg_2 said:

This was going to happen all along. Boom. It’s done. 
 

 

 

same verbal everyone is saying or finally inked?

[Mdhorn 5910]

7 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

The only story Ketch could ever truly break would be a menu change at Wendy’s. 

Wind, sweat, rash, colon, he's got breakage.  He also does ruptures, flare-ups and colitis.  That'll be $9.95.  

[NTVTXN 1432]

7 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Unless you have a cast iron stomach.

 

6 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

No, they cause gas.

You ain’t lyin’.  But I didn’t say I eat there.

Bathrooms and snacks, yo...