Urban Meyer or bust

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Just now, Xian said:

Sounds like we need to have a Galveston happy hour to celebrate once we get our utmb covid shots. 

One thing that sucked about moving from Houston to DFW this year is I have to transfer from UTMB to Baylor Scott White 🤮

[Rip76 4946]

1 minute ago, Xian said:

Sounds like we need to have a Galveston happy hour to celebrate once we get our utmb covid shots. 

In.  San Luis Steakhouse 

[IDIOTsavant 8500]

3 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Don't we have to post a coaching vacancy publicly for a few days before the position can be officially announced? 

Kind of, but we announced Charlie was out and Herman was in at the same time last go around.

Edited December 3, 2020 by IDIOTsavant

[Chili dog 1787]

Fuck, trying to catch up on this thread is like trying to cut the head off a hydra. Every time I finish a page, two more grow in its place. My wife is pissed at me because I haven’t spoken more than a grunt to her in three hours. I dread how far behind I’ve gotten just by taking the time to write this. 
And it sounds like some of y’all need to visit Killeen. 

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:

Apparently tonight's off-topic subtopic is bad cities. I was hoping for more burger talk. Oh well.

I tried the sweet n spicy bacon burger from Whataburger today...it was downright delightful 

[CastHorn 815]

Can y’all imagine the first home game if 100% occupancy is allowed by next fall? South end zone complete with fucking Urban Meyer leading the horns out? Fuck Ketch & his sand bag titties. 

[Horn80 6131]

4 minutes ago, pops said:

I think dumas and Dalhart are cool little spots in their own way. 

So, you like flies. 

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

This was going to happen all along. Boom. It’s done. 
 

 
 

Any idea when it is made public?

[RGBIII 22840]

Just now, Rip76 said:

In.  San Luis Steakhouse 

Fuck yes in

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

It would be Friday so it dominates Saturday college football.

This would make the most sense for exposure.   Not sure announcing on a Sunday during NFL games would really make much sense.  If Urban has agreed they should fire Herman tomorrow, let Yurich/Ash be interim for the KSU game and have the big press conference on Friday that way all of Saturdays games and college football shows would be talking about the Texas Longhorns.  Now I am excited.  I think I will go twist one off and check this thread in the morning.  

[ruitxn 298]

2 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Don't we have to post a coaching vacancy publicly for a few days before the position can be officially announced? 

No, officially hired but not announced.

[pops 7006]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

So, you like flies. 

Bar flies

[tx ind 7013]

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

Sounds like we need to have a Galveston happy hour to celebrate once we get our utmb covid shots. 

There’s no Perry’s in Galveston.

[Pato del Muerto 52543]

8 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

better than La Marque

There’s a difference?

[Mdhorn 5975]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Yeah no. CS and I are winning this bitch until Brownsville gets contaminated with aggy

Since aggy has begun the degree churn mill, everywhere will be contaminated with them.  aggy degrees will be like phonebooks once upon a time. 

[FunkSoulBrother 931]

13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

All the “insiders” CUMing out now. zmoney from IT

Heard tonight that “it’s CUMing.”

FIFY

Edited December 3, 2020 by FunkSoulBrother

[wood 11231]

36 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

A truly underrated soothsayer these past few days. I see you, and I thank you.

Yep. Believed Mr. Orange all along. I've seen the posers enough to be pretty confident he wasn't one. Well done Mr. O!

[Rimbo 26028]

4 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Someone needs to start a $9.95 site using exclusively Surly as their “source”. This board has had this thing pegged... or shall I say “fisted”, for a while. 

You mean like Orangebloods?

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

There’s no Perry’s in Galveston.

We got that Rudy & Pacos

[Bodacious Bevo 3595]

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Anything else here @Bodacious Bevo

Tweet isn’t showing up for me but I’m out for a bit so if it’s OB I’ll check when I get back 

[Pato del Muerto 52543]

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

In.  San Luis Steakhouse 

How’s their pork chop?

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

6 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Don't we have to post a coaching vacancy publicly for a few days before the position can be officially announced? 

No. 

[GTX Horn 1710]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I tried the sweet n spicy bacon burger from Whataburger today...it was downright delightful 

Next time get the Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich, but substitute Honey Butter for the BBQ sauce. It's phenomenal.

[runthebone 8026]

Some of you guys have no fucking clue how big of a difference coaching makes

[TexasRenegade 2460]

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. Dude, I am from the north side of Pasadena. That means I grew up on the ship channel, in the chemical smoke, and everyone was poor as fuck and everything stank and was more or less miserable. There might be worse places in Texas, maybe, but Bastrop ain’t one of them. Sorry for your losses with the wood though. 

I spent most of March-June, then August, in Galveston. If you’re not there for the beach because you’re not a poor from greater Houston or Oklahoma down visiting, the rest of what Galveston offers for folks who live there is terrific. I haven’t been down in a few weeks and miss it immediately. 

Galveston is great all around.  The beach down towards San Luis Pass is actually pretty deserted and can get fairly clear water.  Port A is better Beach wise but it's ridiculously crowded these days.

[clapclapclap 9000]

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. Dude, I am from the north side of Pasadena. That means I grew up on the ship channel, in the chemical smoke, and everyone was poor as fuck and everything stank and was more or less miserable.

 

LOL at escaping the Southmore favela.  You had it made with a Weinerschnitzel, Casa Ole, and X-rated drive-in.

[TrashMaster G 17583]

7 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Don't we have to post a coaching vacancy publicly for a few days before the position can be officially announced? 

Let's go ahead and ask about the status of Herman's buyout again, too.

[TexasGolf 4976]

[C-Man 27239]

According to my SIL, Urban's arrival at Horseshoe Bay has been a topic of discussion among the "gossipy old men" out there since last week. I didn't press too hard since I don't think it really matters. We're much further down the rabbit hole at this point.

[pops 7006]

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

I just came

[Bottlecap 1523]

1 hour ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

I live personally live in Austin but I noticed the brewery scene is starting to be a thing in marble falls with some restaurants that opened up pre covid. The dream is to get a couple hundred off the pedernales and fully embrace my life purpose of hilly billying

Bear King is awesome. All I got for this thread. 

[RGBIII 22840]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How’s their pork chop?

How’s their burger is more on brand for the thread

[Best served cold 150]

26 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

 

Oh please! Seadrift, Port Lavaca and Bloomington is where it really gets nasty!

[UncleBuck 6455]

36 followers. Noted, but I’ll wait

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Some of you guys have no fucking clue how big of a difference coaching makes

CDC will just put Herman in the portal.......swoooooooosh!

[perfectchaos007 6677]

2 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Galveston is great all around.  The beach down towards San Luis Pass is actually pretty deserted and can get fairly clear water.  Port A is better Beach wise but it's ridiculously crowded these days.

Port A is basically the new Padre Island. They're probably a year away from getting a schlitterbahn or boardwalk theme park

[TexasRenegade 2460]

6 minutes ago, Xian said:

We got that Rudy & Pacos

Rudy and Pacos is phenomenal. As is the original Willie Gs, Gaidos, and for us burger lovers The Spot.

Fertittas crap can all fall into the ocean.

Edited December 3, 2020 by TexasRenegade

[UncleBuck 6455]

Oh please! Seadrift, Port Lavaca and Bloomington is where it really gets nasty!

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

33 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I did, prob got lost in the shuffle

You're an honorable man

[RGBIII 22840]

3 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Next time get the Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich, but substitute Honey Butter for the BBQ sauce. It's phenomenal.

I’ve had it. I’ve also had them put ketchup on it instead of bbq and it was also awesome. They don’t miss

[Mdhorn 5975]

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This would make the most sense for exposure.   Not sure announcing on a Sunday during NFL games would really make much sense.  If Urban has agreed they should fire Herman tomorrow, let Yurich/Ash be interim for the KSU game and have the big press conference on Friday that way all of Saturdays games and college football shows would be talking about the Texas Longhorns.  Now I am excited.  I think I will go twist one off and check this thread in the morning.  

Plus it allows for Herman to pack his shit and exodus Thursday.  Take your time Herman, but you've got 24 hours to get you and your sledgehammer off the premises.   Don't let Smokie hit you on the ass on the way out.    

[IDIOTsavant 8500]

Maximum exposure would be to leak both during Game Day with Urban able to talk about it when Big Noon Kickoff starts an hour later... but I don't think they'll be able to keep it quiet that long.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

3 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Twitter account with 54 followers. Seems legit!

[smwhorn 482]

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

Galveston is great all around.  The beach down towards San Luis Pass is actually pretty deserted and can get fairly clear water.  Port A is better Beach wise but it's ridiculously crowded these days.

I own a beach house in Pointe San Luis. Wide, clean, deserted (mostly), no cars allowed beach. Surly better not screw that up. 

[GTX Horn 1710]

Just now, RGBIII said:

I’ve had it. I’ve also had them put ketchup on it instead of bbq and it was also awesome. They don’t miss

Never tried it with ketchup. Good call. I'll give that a shot next time.

[wood 11231]

35 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

El Paso and Beaumont are both worse than Bastrop.

...and Brownsville, and Waco, and CS, and a metric shit ton of other shitty places.

[Updawg 2284]

According to my SIL, Urban's arrival at Horseshoe Bay has been a topic of discussion among the "gossipy old men" out there since last week. I didn't press too hard since I don't think it really matters. We're much further down the rabbit hole at this point.

You’ve been holding out on us mofo

[Horn80 6131]

Damn, hope this Urban to Texas talk is true.  Between FUPM last three years, the Strong diabolical, and Herman meh tenure, it’s been a very long haul.

[alphahorn 1637]

3 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

not sure which is funnier, "XFLTALK" or "Sources say.."

[RGBIII 22840]

4 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Galveston is great all around.  The beach down towards San Luis Pass is actually pretty deserted and can get fairly clear water.  Port A is better Beach wise but it's ridiculously crowded these days.

My family has a house down in Pirates beach and we love the hell out of it. Big RIP to cafe Michael Burger though