Urban Meyer or bust

[Laxtonto 11926]

Any idea on a Meyer dream staff?

 

Well, besides the obvious

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If it is really 7/84 I wonder if it’s just 12 per or something like 10 escalating to 14. 

I don't know about his salary, but I feel something escalating at the thought of Urban Meyer as our coach.

[BachelorTrek 2925]

2 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

 

Funny, he doesn't look much like a Joshua to me! lol

[stork642 4498]

What if the sticking point is Urban wants all black unis one game a year?   Please baby Jesus no.  

[slim9797 49]

[TexasRenegade 2391]

10 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Seriously......it isn't like he left OSU for Texas.  People will still love him plenty for the NC and program he built before they basically ran him off.

 

It's like the steakhouse argument...Chicago didn't suddenly close Ditka's when he decided to unretire and coach the Saints.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

34 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

[Mitch Cumsteen 18517]

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I think those fuckers took all my hard work on the side by side screenshots.  Those bastards couldn't run snipping tool on their best day. 

In all fairness we've been stealing all their hard work over here for years 

[6th Street 6340]

Anyone hear from fisterman?

[Rimbo 25752]

so... @futureman...

got that lube ready, I hope.

[TrashMaster G 17379]

5 minutes ago, Yesh said:

84 million dollars...but random people in Ohio wouldn't worship you anymore... tough choice.

Sounds like a fucking win-win to me.

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Just checking in, seems like people are alluding to tomorrow being the day. Also is it too late to get in on the shitty places in Texas? I spent a year in Wichita Falls for school and fucking hated it. Not sure if that was because of the school or the city, but I was glad to move back to Austin.

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

1 minute ago, troph said:

I wasn't sure about you at first.  I mean you're a hillbilly after all and that's kinda Arky, A&M, Okie type stuff so I was at first like who the fuck is this guy, noob.  I don't usually take to well to new folk, it's a problem I guess.  not really, I don't really care.  fuck them all.  but you man, you came in with the fucking curtain sluething.  That shit was LEGENDARY.  FUCKING LEGENDARY.  you belong, that's all I have to say. 

livin in the hills and by the name of bill 

I thought y'all were a bunch of crazy loons at first tbh. Then I realized the folks standing in bread lines for a drop of Ketch's ass sweat are a bunch of cunts. While the poor bastards at 24/7 are now paying 19.90 instead of 9.95 bc their star child left and the only thing keeping them around is some chick with a thousand cock stare.

Also ketch is a meme theif. Gotta start water marking. 

[Vertigo 20257]

26 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Port A beach is marginally better. But I’ve also had the trip where you show up and there’s massive stinky piles of seaweed stacked high. No bueno. Galveston restaurants and stuff for kids to do is light years ahead of Port A. 

Port A is better if you are not carried away by a horde of mosquitos and your exsanguinated meat sack is not found in a smelly seaweed or sand flea infested sand dune two days later.

Edited December 3, 2020 by Vertigo

[RGBIII 22798]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Anyone hear from fisterman?

I just keep salting him whenever he jumps in the thread

[canadianhorn21 926]

Imagine being pissed off Mack is coaching at UNC hahahaha

[maninblack 7974]

14 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

[Lost in the World 26]

Seems like this guy is respectable and knows something.

[Alien Octopus 499]

14 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Couldn’t agree more.  I grew up in DP and the smells were pretty special.  When we go visit my parents as soon as we get to the 610 bridge my wife starts complaining that her eyes are burning from all of the chemicals in the air and that’s on a clear day.  It’s quite funny.  

Grew up in Pasadena, it was the Champion Paper Mill. I went to HS right across the freeway.

[Texas Flood 1356]

11 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

I think he's basically referencing that his work gets taken and posted here regularly for free.  I can't argue with that.  Nonetheless he doesn't seem to be arguing where the credit lies on this.

Tipsy Gypsy can stop lurking now and say hi!!!

[runthebone 7929]

5 minutes ago, stork642 said:

What if the sticking point is Urban wants all black unis one game a year?   Please baby Jesus no.  

You tell him yes and then after he signs explain that it will be the first spring game, which will not be televised.

[troph 24548]

1 minute ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

livin in the hills and by the name of bill 

I thought y'all were a bunch of crazy loons at first tbh. Then I realized the folks standing in bread lines for a drop of Ketch's ass sweat are a bunch of cunts. While the poor bastards at 24/7 are now paying 19.90 instead of 9.95 bc their star child left and the only thing keeping them around is some chick with a thousand cock stare.

Also ketch is a meme theif. Gotta start water marking. 

there are loons here, and some dangerous cats too.  but having been around these parts since 1996 as it migrated through the ages, I can tell you we culled it down to the best of the best here.  tough, hard, assholes with crazy eyes but push come to shove at least the old timers here are some really, really great people.

[Bevo14 8260]

5 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

I thought y'all were a bunch of crazy loons at first tbh. 

Was it the guy in the corner threatening to fist himself or flight stalking that convinced you otherwise?

Edited December 3, 2020 by Bevo14

[Welch 635]

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Anyone hear from fisterman?

You know, I think he’s gonna wake up and realize he no longer has a brother, and he no longer has any friends, and I’m gonna be standing front and center, just laughing my fucking head off.

[BradInATX 9208]

Galveston rules if you have proper expectations going in. It's not Cannes. Go get a po' boy, a beer from Galveston Island brewing, then go post up at the beach with some lone stars, get drunk and people watch the Cholas and rednecks. Throw some cornhole or redneck golf. Go buy some gulf shrimp, grill 'em up at your condo or beach house. Drink bourbon and watch the ocean until you fall asleep. Wake up and do it again. If you can't enjoy Galveston you probably suck.

Edited December 3, 2020 by BradInATX

[Fondren & Main 6658]

Urban replicates his success here and Texas will put his name on a fucking building.  Fuck Ohio.  If he’s so revered it should be called “Urban’s Shoe” not the shoe...

[RollLeft 5039]

13 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

I think he's basically referencing that his work gets taken and posted here regularly for free.  I can't argue with that.  Nonetheless he doesn't seem to be arguing where the credit lies on this.

don't we have the agreement to spoiler any "work" of theirs.  is the agreement not reciprocal?

[Mdhorn 5908]

Good luck Future....

 

[Rip76 4909]

3 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Grew up in Pasadena, it was the Champion Paper Mill. I went to HS right across the freeway.

All my cousins were from Pasadena.  That paper mill man.

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FUCKING L.O.L. Very fair though hahaha!

He's got a point. I'll allow it.

[NOOBSDUDE 583]

Wind, sweat, rash, colon, he's got breakage.  He also does ruptures, flare-ups and colitis.  That'll be $9.95.  

Are we talking about fistermans anus?


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[troph 24548]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Was it the guy in the corner threatening to fist himself or flight tracking that convinced you otherwise?

it was the show of force.  guns on the laptops.

[Treefidy 1463]

4 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Grew up in Pasadena, it was the Champion Paper Mill. I went to HS right across the freeway.

Ron Whites bit on the Pasadena paper mill is gold

[BachelorTrek 2925]

1 minute ago, stork642 said:

What if the sticking point is Urban wants all black unis one game a year?   Please baby Jesus no.  

It's funny that tonight I stumbled upon color photos of the 1953 Cotton Bowl (to end the 1952 season) win that Texas had over the vols, 16-0 ..... Coach Ed Price's lone shining bowl moment.

You'd think Texas wearing bright orange jerseys and white pants was horrific... well, Texas also wore bright orange helmets that matched the bright orange jerseys in that game!  I won't post them here because no one needs to see that...NEVER AGAIN!  In that 50s era they even wore bright orange helmets/jerseys/AND pants at the same time. 

It's no wonder that Royal ended that shit.  NO to black uniforms!

[Alien Octopus 499]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Galveston rules if you have proper expectations going in. It's not Cannes. Go get a po' boy, a beer from Galveston Island brewing, then go post up at the beach with some lone stars, get drunk and people watch the Cholas and rednecks. Throw some cornhole or redneck golf. If you can't enjoy Galveston you probably suck.

Cannes kinda sucks as a beach except for the boobs, but seen way better on Texas beaches.

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

15 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

http://twitter.com/BevoIam/status/1334338593351987201

 

I bet they've already had Urban change rooms by now.

 

 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

7 minutes ago, Lost in the World said:

Seems like this guy is respectable and knows something.

That dude has no fucking clue. 

[slim9797 49]

Fun fact. It’s hard work to steal somebody’s gif off twitter and post it here 

[Helobious 9477]

JFC at the uniform talk. We could take the field in aggy maroon for all I care as long as we start winning more fucking games. 

[MIkeHoncho 1894]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

All of the good players are about to leave with nothing in the pipeline.

Portal ftw if needed to tide us over for a year

[rpspeed 1351]

Just now, slim9797 said:

Fun fact. It’s hard work to steal somebody’s gif off twitter and post it here 

much easier to just quote the others who have posted it

[slim9797 49]

Just now, Helobious said:

JFC at the uniform talk. We could take the field in aggy maroon for all I care as long as we start winning more fucking games. 

Too far.

[Rip76 4909]

Hitting the sack.

leaving this here.

 

 

[ztejas 43244]

1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

Dumas and a whole host of panhandle cities suck far worse than anything mentioned thus far

Good God it took me awhile to catch up a few mins at a time. Joining the shitty cities in Texas discussion and this^ is the right answer. I'm not sure I've ever spent actual time there - but I have driven through Snyder many a time and I can't imagine anywhere worse. 

Bastrop? Please. Bastrop isn't even as bad as Waco or CS. 

6 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Galveston rules if you have proper expectations going in. It's not Cannes. Go get a po' boy, a beer from Galveston Island brewing, then go post up at the beach with some lone stars, get drunk and people watch the Cholas and rednecks. Throw some cornhole or redneck golf. Go buy some gulf shrimp, grill 'em up at your condo or beach house. Drink bourbon and watch the ocean until you fall asleep. Wake up and do it again. If you can't enjoy Galveston you probably suck.

You're alright sometimes. 

[troph 24548]

Just now, Helobious said:

JFC at the uniform talk. We could take the field in aggy maroon for all I care as long as we start winning more fucking games. 

let's not go that far but at this point as long as there's orange and white and the longhorn is there, IDGAF.  time to just win baby.

[LTtxfan 48928]

33 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

"sources"

You are "The Man" CenTex!!  🤘 

(Unless you're "The Woman".... NTTAWWT)

[slim9797 49]

Just now, rpspeed said:

much easier to just quote the others who have posted it

I definitely felt like I’d done a decent job on keeping up with the Gif usage on this thread. Apparently not. 

[C-Man 26992]

44 minutes ago, Updawg said:

You’ve been holding out on us mofo

Tonight is the first I've heard of it. She and my brother went to Tech. It dawned on me her parents live out there and her dad plays a shit-load of golf so I lobbed her a text tonight to ask her parents if they'd heard anything about Urban being on property. Her responses were confusing -- I couldn't tell if she meant they'd been talking about him possibly being at HSB last week or that there was scuttlebutt last week that he'd be there this week/tonight. Did I mention they went to Tech? And as I said, this news wouldn't matter since we're getting rumblings of a deal being struck!

[Radical Larry 28523]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

JFC at the uniform talk. We could take the field in aggy maroon for all I care as long as we start winning more fucking games. 

[TexasEx 1667]

1 hour ago, pops said:

I think dumas and Dalhart are cool little spots in their own way. 

Agree. Let's not shit all over the panhandle. We got bigger fish to fry here.