Urban Meyer or bust

[ztejas 43244]

7 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Never once failed to walk out of the water in Galveston without a little crude oil blob somewhere on my legs. I asked my mom about it since she had been going to Galveston beaches since the 1940s, and she confirmed the same experience. 

They're not horrible beaches, but people go on and on about Destin/Clearwater/Pensacola, FL, are better, and I don't doubt it.

SPI is the only Texas beach that holds a candle to those you listed.

[Txslnghrns 1350]

SIAP

[wood 11103]

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Port A is basically the new Padre Island. They're probably a year away from getting a schlitterbahn or boardwalk theme park

Good. That'll leave more room for me & my family on SPI.

[ChiTownDoc 21091]

16 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

I'll be in hbay saturday looking for Urban regardless. Goal is to be first TX fan with a picture.

While you’re taking the pic make sure you let him know about the whole futureman saga.  I guarantee that will bring a smile to his face.  He may still be wondering if he made the right decision - right up to that point.  

[Bevo14 8260]

Oh man the 247 fucknuts board is going to make for some delicious reading if this becomes official.  Who am I kidding. These morons are already hilarious.  "Duuurrrrp Urban wouldn't hurt our feelings like that!"

Edited December 3, 2020 by Bevo14

[troph 24548]

SPI is the only Texas beach that holds a candle to those you listed.

Haven’t been to FLA but I’ll take the remoteness of a jaunt down the beach on PINS over just about any beach with humans on it. But generally I don’t not live in Texas for the beaches.

[conVINCEd 21468]

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

While you’re taking the pic make sure you let him know about the whole futureman saga.  I guarantee that will bring a smile to his face.  He may still be wondering if he made the right decision - right up to that point.  

Shut up Sooner.  Don’t ruin this for us.

[troph 24548]

Shut up Sooner.  Don’t ruin this for us.

He already admitted he was skeerd.

[ousux 5586]

Then what are we waiting for? Wouldnt you want to get a new coach in before ESD? Or are we waiting to lock in some of the guys we have

No recruit is locked in these days..not even enrolling and beginning team workouts is a guarantee they stick around. (Remember pics of Bru Mcoy wearing burnt orange and catching passes from Sam?) Having said that, I cant see many (if any) recruits leaving if Urbs is announced as the new Texas coach.

[conVINCEd 21468]

Just now, troph said:

He already admitted he was skeerd.

I checked out for like an hour and I was 10 pages behind.

[Harvdog 2275]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

I’m a sellout for sure. Same thing with karbach when they sold out, I talked a big game but now Crawford bock is about all I drink

I was the same way.  8th wonder is my new go to for, local Houston beer that hasn't sold out.  I do have a 12 pack of Crawford Bock in the fridge.....

[ChiTownDoc 21091]

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Shut up Sooner.  Don’t ruin this for us.

Lol.  Can’t blame me for trying.  Bring on Urbs...I’m not the scared type.  I also didn’t promise to fist my ass and that certainly helps me be more nonchalant about the whole deal.  

[BachelorTrek 2925]

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I was the same way.  8th wonder is my new go to for, local Houston beer that hasn't sold out.  I do have a 12 pack of Crawford Bock in the fridge.....

Independence Brewing Co.'s Convict Hill Oatmeal Stout

Edited December 3, 2020 by BachelorTrek

[troph 24548]

I checked out for like an hour and I was 10 pages behind.

You can tell him to shut up on the football anytime I’m just piling on. Fuck OU.

[ChiTownDoc 21091]

3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I checked out for like an hour and I was 10 pages behind.

Never said I was scared.  I think all this is great.  The 12 is boring as fuck.  Let’s do this.  

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

While you’re taking the pic make sure you let him know about the whole futureman saga.  I guarantee that will bring a smile to his face.  He may still be wondering if he made the right decision - right up to that point.  

I'll just show him the video

[Texas Flood 1356]

32 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Futureman.  Lol.  You all should thank him.  The minute he promised a fist up his own ass this shit was done.  

[ousux 5586]

My dad says Cooper's in Llano went downhill a few years ago. Though I thought that was because the guy who started Opie's left.

Its true, passed through there about 2 years ago and had to use a knife to cut the meat from my beef rib, and the brisket was a little dry. Would have taken it back, but they all came from the same pit..

[vtaenz 601]

I was the same way.  8th wonder is my new go to for, local Houston beer that hasn't sold out.  I do have a 12 pack of Crawford Bock in the fridge.....

That 12 pack must be sitting for some time now. I'm convinced people buy it for the can and that's it.

[conVINCEd 21468]

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Never said I was scared.  I think all this is great.  The 12 is boring as fuck.  Let’s do this.  

Agreed.  I also have relatives who played at OU.

[cafe society 2835]

2 hours ago, slim9797 said:

That’s exactly what somebody from the asshole of Texas would say. It atleast used to be pretty country, after the fire it isn’t even that. 

The chair recognizes the representative from Vidor, the right slim9797.

[troph 24548]

Agreed.  I also have relatives who played at OU.

Stop with the mutual respect, you to doc, it’s gross and unbecoming of hated rivals.

[dec3169 501]

39 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Futureman.  Lol.  You all should thank him.  The minute he promised a fist up his own ass this shit was done.  

Maybe not the best choice of words.  That shit won't be done for a while once he's done.

[RabidM 2664]

I honestly don't have time to read the last 40 or 50 pages.  When last I read we were starting to feel pessimistic.  What happened that we're now so optimistic? 

[troph 24548]

I honestly don't have time to read the last 40 or 50 pages.  When last I read we were starting to feel pessimistic.  What happened that we're now so optimistic? 

Curtaingate and squid Twitter and flightaware showing a flight that bounces around to every location where UM’s family is at including Sarasota FL on its way to Austin tomorrow.

[ChiTownDoc 21091]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Stop with the mutual respect, you to doc, it’s gross and unbecoming of hated rivals.

That’s what has become of this rivalry.  Once Texas kicks our teeth in again the fire will be right back.  Don’t worry.  
 

edit: or hire Urban and the blood starts to boil immediately.  

Edited December 3, 2020 by ChiTownDoc

[C-Man 26992]

16 minutes ago, ousux said:

3 hours ago, RedAustin said:

Then what are we waiting for? Wouldnt you want to get a new coach in before ESD? Or are we waiting to lock in some of the guys we have

I cant see many (if any) recruits leaving if Urbs is announced as the new Texas coach.

Conversely, I expect many recruits who didn't even have UT on their radar pre-Urban to wind up in burnt orange. I know nothing but I expect Ewers to flip back at some point.

Edited December 3, 2020 by C-Man

[SuperSport 1328]

Me trying to keep up with this fucking thread...

[Wishbone 4731]

4 hours ago, Dilligas said:

Ha, me too. A Judge

Raging Judge?

[cafe society 2835]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Vidor would like a word

Apologies, didn't mean to plagiarize from you.  Keeping a grip on this thread is harder than one's johnson at the whorehouse on dollar day.

[conVINCEd 21468]

1 minute ago, troph said:

Stop with the mutual respect, you to doc, it’s gross and unbecoming of hated rivals.

You may find this difficult to believe, but I was a sooner fan until my early teenage years.  A  picture of Barry Switzer holding me as a baby exists.  I managed to overcome that

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

You may find this difficult to believe, but I was a sooner fan until my early teenage years.  A  picture of Barry Switzer holding me as a baby exists.  I managed to overcome that

Well let's see it

[troph 24548]

Basically it was this:

flightaware showed way too many stops that just couldn’t be ignored. Horseshoe bay to Columbus to Cincy to Florida with a flight from Sarasota back to Austin tomorrow.  The thing about Sarasota is UM’s wife stated she was going there for some R&R on Twitter.  Can’t be a coincidence. This was after the flight out to LA a few days prior that came back through HSB if my memory is right.

then that squid fella tweeted cryptic style a confirmation of the last few days events.

I think Burton had some Intel too that corroborated the flights with a regent involved or something - don’t recall.

But the flight stuff got really legit tight late today.

then one of the great detective moves in all of surly / shaggy history - centex hillbilly saw urban on TV today and noticed the hotel decor and traced it back to horseshoe bay resort rooms and even posted the exact match - wall color, window, chair and curtain style. 
 
we all started celebrating then and haven’t stopped since.

Edited December 3, 2020 by troph

[troph 24548]

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

You may find this difficult to believe, but I was a sooner fan until my early teenage years.  A  picture of Barry Switzer holding me as a baby exists.  I managed to overcome that

It’s not hard to believe my family is from Arkansas and my mom grew up an okie until she came to Texas for college. The Eyes got her big time and she was a Horn for life then. Still the biggest UT fan I know.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

18 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Agreed.  I also have relatives who played at OU.

So, your cousin before he became your brother-in-law?

[wood 11103]

54 minutes ago, Tracer Bullet said:

No date stamp on the instagram post?

It was posted 16 hours ago, but the pic coulda been shot any time.

[SimonSays 132]

8 minutes ago, troph said:

Basically it was this:

flightaware showed way too many stops that just couldn’t be ignored. Horseshoe bay to Columbus to Cincy to Florida with a flight from Sarasota back to Austin tomorrow.  The thing about Sarasota is UM’s wife stated she was going there for some R&R on Twitter.  Can’t be a coincidence. This was after the flight out to LA a few days prior that came back through HSB if my memory is right.

then that squid fella tweeted cryptic style a confirmation of the last few days events.

then one of the great detective moves in all of surly / shaggy history - centex hillbilly saw urban on TV today and noticed the hotel decor and traced it back to horseshoe bay resort rooms and even posted the exact match - wall color, window, chair and curtain style. 
 

we all started celebrating then and haven’t stopped since.

Urban Meyer Interview: Alex Smith, Dwayne Haskins Benching, Joe Burrow and Cowboys - YouTube

 

Looks to be the same room with the same curtains. Not sure that's actually the HSB resort because this interview happened in October.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

6 minutes ago, troph said:

Basically it was this:

flightaware showed way too many stops that just couldn’t be ignored. Horseshoe bay to Columbus to Cincy to Florida with a flight from Sarasota back to Austin tomorrow.  The thing about Sarasota is UM’s wife stated she was going there for some R&R on Twitter.  Can’t be a coincidence. This was after the flight out to LA a few days prior that came back through HSB if my memory is right.

then that squid fella tweeted cryptic style a confirmation of the last few days events.

then one of the great detective moves in all of surly / shaggy history - centex hillbilly saw urban on TV today and noticed the hotel decor and traced it back to horseshoe bay resort rooms and even posted the exact match - wall color, window, chair and curtain style. 
 

we all started celebrating then and haven’t stopped since.

[cafe society 2835]

1 hour ago, Bottlecap said:

I've refreshed my cubre libre 5 times just reading this thread and it's still not ending. I'll go to bed when it does.

Buckle up and don't spare the milk thistle.

[troph 24548]

 
Looks to be the same room with the same curtains. Not sure that's actually the HSB resort because this interview happened in October.

Not even close to the same room as today.

[westexhorn 2006]

3 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Urban Meyer Interview: Alex Smith, Dwayne Haskins Benching, Joe Burrow and Cowboys - YouTube

 

Looks to be the same room with the same curtains. Not sure that's actually the HSB resort because this interview happened in October.

hmm i just looked at both youtube videos side by side and you are not wrong... does look like same room

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

Just now, SimonSays said:

Urban Meyer Interview: Alex Smith, Dwayne Haskins Benching, Joe Burrow and Cowboys - YouTube

 

Looks to be the same room with the same curtains. Not sure that's actually the HSB resort because this interview happened in October.

Urban was in Hbay in october confirmed. 

[BachelorTrek 2925]

2 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Urban Meyer Interview: Alex Smith, Dwayne Haskins Benching, Joe Burrow and Cowboys - YouTube

 

Looks to be the same room with the same curtains. Not sure that's actually the HSB resort because this interview happened in October.

But we don't have a timeline yet on when this dance started, so it still can be the HSB resort. We don't actually know how often he's visited in the past, neither.

[SimonSays 132]

Just now, troph said:

Not even close to the same room as today.

 

1 minute ago, troph said:

Not even close to the same room as today.

Looks like the same room exactly. Curtains/Curtains rods/location of the TV etc etc

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

But we don't have a timeline yet on when this dance started, so it still can be the HSB resort. We don't actually know how often he's visited in the past, neither.

Was Texans7 really right about the Urban contacts in October?

[SimonSays 132]

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

But we don't have a timeline yet on when this dance started, so it still can be the HSB resort. We don't actually know how often he's visited in the past, neither.

True

[TexMexBuddha 987]

3 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

Urban was in Hbay in october confirmed. 

You mean because Otey knew they were in Texas when she asked the question to Shelly Meyer. Makes sense...so can we tell if she was there too?

Edited December 3, 2020 by TexMexBuddha
Spell the ladies name right.

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

1 minute ago, TexMexBuddha said:

You mean because Otey knew they were in Texas when she asked the question to Shelly Meyer. Makes sense...so can we tell if she was there too?

Probably should scope the local bars and interview any guy walking with a gimp

[TexasEx 1667]

I'll definitely take the over 350. 

[closetojumping 62132]

 

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

LOL at escaping the Southmore favela.  You had it made with a Weinerschnitzel, Casa Ole, and X-rated drive-in.

You nailed some of that. I went to Southmore and we’d go to Casa Ole when my parents felt good about being able to catch up to hot checks at payday. 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

My family has a house down in Pirates beach and we love the hell out of it. Big RIP to cafe Michael Burger though

We’re in Lafittes and Cafe Michael has been done for for a while. Apparently the dude just dropped dead during a shift and the wife can’t bring herself to sell it? I don’t know. It’s a weird story and been a few years, I think. 

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

I love Galveston. 
 

The contender I would submit for biggest shithole in Texas would be the poorly named Crystal City. 

 

1 hour ago, Caddox said:

Screw UM I'm here for the Galveston talk. Anyone down near Pirate's needs to get a cheesesteak from Hummel's. So legit. Owner is from philly. 

Yeah, there are far worse hell holes in TX than most of the gulf coast towns.  

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

FUCKING L.O.L. Very fair though hahaha!

Nahlin and IT should wake up every morning and thank Surly for the help over the years. He’s tweeted plenty about the rent he’s paying intellectually. 

1 hour ago, Alien Octopus said: